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InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 3:50pm On Jan 11
I've been seeing trustbanc rate on cowreywise but I'm scared about something I read sometime ago wrt trustbanc closing account that doesn't have some certain kind of millions (I've forgotten the amount). Is it applicable to their mmf? Must I invest several millions at once with trustbanc mmf via cowrywise?
EducationRe: "Nyash", "Mammy Market", "Amala" Among Nigerian Words Added To Oxford Dictionary by Batman2412(m): 7:40am On Jan 09
Almighty Nyash is now recognized by Oxford Dictionary. Hallelujah
PoliticsRe: NAF Meets US Officials To Fast-track Delivery Of Attack Helicopters by Batman2412(m): 7:33am On Jan 09
NAF go be like, "do sharp sharp, time no dey"
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Shows Evidence Of Misgovernance In Health Sector During Obi's Tenure by Batman2412(m): 1:09pm On Jan 07
Guy, go and face Mike Anorld and leave Peter Obi alone
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is This December Unusual Or Is Harmattan Gradually Disappearing? by Batman2412(m): 1:23pm On Dec 24, 2025
I'm in the northwest and still waiting for harmattan unlike before
PoliticsRe: Sokoto First Lady Sponsors 500 Men For Circumcision by Batman2412(m): 7:15pm On Dec 22, 2025
When it comes to women, they will give money for empowerment. Now its 500 men's turn to benefit, they cut their preeqs
RomanceRe: Is Marriage Becoming Old-fashioned? A Brutally Honest Conversation by Batman2412(m): 6:35pm On Dec 18, 2025
The person that said "he who finds a wife...." has apologized
CrimeRe: Damian Okoligwe Sentenced To Death For Murder Of His Girlfriend, Justina Otuene by Batman2412(m): 7:18pm On Nov 28, 2025
Forgive him, rehabilitate him and enrol him into the Nigerian Army. This type will not relay sensitive information to t3rrorists
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Sells His House In Lagos For N60m, Relocates To UK by Batman2412(m): 5:04pm On Nov 26, 2025
Peace of mind go wound am there
FamilyRe: His Father Is Edo; His Mother Is Saudi-Irish & He Wants To Visit Edo State by Batman2412(m): 5:02pm On Nov 26, 2025
Make we tell am?
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Members Found In Army Recruitment List - Ahmed Idris Wase by Batman2412(m): 4:54pm On Nov 26, 2025
If police look for you say you sign as guarantor for person wey thief motor, them go catch you no matter the cave wey you hide. But you see b00k h@r@m, army/ navy/ airforce/ police no fit catch them. That na to tell you say government no wan catch them cos them dey inside government and inside military
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 6:39pm On Nov 24, 2025
Minimum of 50million to start
KingCassy:
What do you guys think of united capital stable income? How does it work
RomanceRe: “i’m Better Off Alone” – Man Says After Spending Over 100K On A Date by Batman2412(m): 6:38pm On Nov 24, 2025
A babe told me she will prefer a public place for a date instead of my house. I recommended a very big Catholic Church Cathedral. We met there, talked, got to know each other. When the date ended, she was like, "I thought we will be going to a posh restaurant when we meet in church." I told her the church is main venue and very safe. Well, she blocked me later
RomanceRe: Do Women Really Marry Who They Love — Or Just Who Is Ready? by Batman2412(m): 6:02pm On Sep 30, 2025
Women marry for survival, not love
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 11:17pm On Sep 09, 2025
emmasoft:
A quarter is every three months, which makes us have 4 quarters in a year. Jan- Mar, April to June, July to Sept., and October to December.

Hence, reinvestment is done on 31st March, 30th June, 30th Sept, and 31st Dec.
Very clear
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 11:16pm On Sep 09, 2025
emmasoft:
Irrespective of the fund managers, except for Stanbic, which does monthly reinvestment, once you pick the reinvestment of interest option during registration, it will be reinvested automatically at the end of each quarter, and September is the end of the 3rd quarter.
thanks, I got it now
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 7:46pm On Sep 09, 2025
Am I supposed to expect end of quarter mmf reinvestment this month or next?
CelebritiesRe: Chike Says He Has No Plans For Marriage, Calls It A “Stupid Step” by Batman2412(m): 10:52pm On Aug 16, 2025
Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free?
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Batman2412(m): 10:59am On Jun 26, 2025
luciouscookie:
Good morning, please I invested in treasury bill last week and I currently have have some money in the same account. Can I also invest it or is TB a one off thing that I have to wait till maturity to invest again.

Please help a newbie.
You can invest it. You can invest as many times as you want but you're gonna have different tbills accounts. You don't have to wait till maturity before you invest in tbills. You can even invest 3x in 1 day and have 3 different accounts.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Something You Tried Once And Instantly Knew It Wasn't For You by Batman2412(m): 4:25pm On Jun 17, 2025
Crash games like aviator, Jetx etc in bet apps (bet9ja, Msport, Betking and football dot com). Them no dey try these ones once. They allow me to withdraw my winnings once or twice and make sure I don't win again. I've deleted all of them. They are not for me. They are rigged against me. I now play Ludo Naira. No matter how much they try to rig, I still beat their bots and cash out. If una know any good and fair Naira paying app with skill games, make una let me know, abeg. For now, I only have Ludo Naira. No call MPL cos them dey craze
PhonesRe: Do You Know That Whatsapp Has This Feature And Why? by Batman2412(m): 4:16pm On Jun 17, 2025
I once chatted a babe and she asked if it's really me cos my profile asked her to pay for something I don't even know about. I said it's me but I don't ask for any form of payment online. That was when I knew someone used my photo to b0mb. I removed all my online photos and decided to go anonymous. So, it's good Whatsapp makes it impossible to take screenshots of profile pictures. I've known about it for a while now
PhonesRe: How Long Does Your Battery Last by Batman2412(m): 4:03pm On Jun 17, 2025
I don't even check. Mine is a very old device: Gionee m7 power. I only change screen and pouch once and fixed charging port once. I use it for virtually everything.... entertainment, investment, online gaming (paying ones now), nairaland etc. battery is 5,000mah. I use 200ah battery for my solar system though. When I wanna sleep and phone battery is less than 50%, I just plug it. When I wake and I see like 83%, I unplug and start using. I don't allow my battery to reach 100%. According to accubattery app, health is 85%. I don't believe in upgrading phones until they stop working and can't be fixed. I use a Huawei y3 1A charger I got 2016. I've blown several new fast chargers and I've decided not to buy again
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 7:49pm On Jun 14, 2025
Is it alright to play with Fairmoney MFB @ 26% while running mmf in asset management firms?
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Batman2412(m):
Is it alright to play with Fairmoney MFB @ 26% while running mmf/tbills?
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 7:38pm On Jun 14, 2025
Jeoma2024:
please is united capital the same as investnow
No, United Capital and InvestNow are not the same, but InvestNow is a product of United Capital. United Capital is a leading African financial and investment services group, and InvestNow is their online investment platform. United Capital is the parent company, a broader financial services group.
InvestNow is the online platform developed and managed by United Capital, offering investment services to users.
United Capital is the bank, and InvestNow is the online banking portal that allows you to manage your accounts and investments.
PropertiesRe: We Will Build Bamboo Houses For Low-income Nigerians -- FG. by Batman2412(m): 1:55pm On Jun 13, 2025
My problem with FG is "we will..." It's not as if this bamboo house idea makes sense, but "we will...." Meaning them never even build 1 to see as e dey for their eyes
PoliticsRe: Running For Senate Now Costs Over N1.2bn – Alibaba Alleges by Batman2412(m): 1:49pm On Jun 13, 2025
How much last for presidency? Na there my eyes dey
TV/MoviesRe: Have You Cried Watching A Movie? Please Drop The Movie Title For Others To Watch by Batman2412(m): 6:58pm On Jun 12, 2025
Sholay (Indian 1975). Ending where Jay asked his friend veeru to take his babe into the village and bring more ammo and weapons while he fights off Gaba's men with limited ammo. Jay blew up the bridge by shooting a dynamite while receiving bullets from Gaba's men. When veeru came back with ammo and villagers, Jay was dying from gunshot wounds. Jay was like "see, I blew them up." Jay died, veeru wept, I cried! That was in 1984.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Batman2412(m): 8:04am On Jun 12, 2025
yekini007:
United Capital is it belong to UBA bank .....?

And what is the rate.....?
No, United Capital Group Plc (UCAP) does not belong to United Bank for Africa Plc (UBA). While UCAP was formerly known as UBA Capital and a subsidiary of UBA, it has since become an independent entity. UCAP was spun off from UBA in 2002 and subsequently changed its name to United Capital Plc.

See mutual fund year to date returns

InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 8:02am On Jun 12, 2025
yekini007:
United Capital is it belong to UBA bank .....?

And what is the rate.....?
No, United Capital Group Plc (UCAP) does not belong to United Bank for Africa Plc (UBA). While UCAP was formerly known as UBA Capital and a subsidiary of UBA, it has since become an independent entity. UCAP was spun off from UBA in 2002 and subsequently changed its name to United Capital Plc.

See mutual fund year to date returns

InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 8:44pm On May 30, 2025
Tolu2024:
Please has anyone use this Cowrywise before are they legit and what guarantee do I have if I invest ? Or should I go to normal banks .
They are legit

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