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Politics › Re: If Elected President, I’ll Return Youths To Farming, SMES - Obi by Batman2412(m): 9:50am On Sep 22

E dey like say this guy no wan be president again. Wetin do cbn, nnpc, federal government employment for youth?

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Romance › Re: Men Who Don't Smoke, Womanize, What Exactly Makes You Happy? by Batman2412(m): 8:30am On Sep 22

Gaming

Business › Re: ₦20,000 Fidelity Shares Now Worth Just ₦5,332 After 18 Years, Man Laments(Photos by Batman2412(m): 8:27am On Sep 22

I bought FBN shares at N33/share and sold at N7 per share after 10 years. Not again

Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 8:21am On Sep 22

michael132:
This prime pro are they fraus ? Some months ago i invest on prime pri app and cant withdraw or redeem fund till now .. i just conlude its fraud app.

No, they are not. Call or WhatsApp 090 5131 223 1

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Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 8:16am On Sep 22

nickae:
I think its an upgraded version. however, its Prime they have on their website, I don't post it without verification.

I think prime by trustbanc is for regular banking while prime pro is for banking, asset management (mutual funds etc) and insurance

Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 6:49pm On Sep 18

Hemarnuael1:
Please who knows trustbanc investment app. I've been on their investment through cowrywise app but top up for my investment on trustbanc has been stopped on cowrywise. Would like to know if they have their own app.

Prime pro, not prime by trustbanc oh

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Romance › Re: Men, What Have You Benefited From All Your Relationships With Women? by Batman2412(m): 8:28am On Aug 26

Most important benefit: How to avoid them

Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 7:55am On Aug 23

Free2Fly:
Ok, thanks.

Is it in the same App as the Dollar Vault, or in a different App?

Yes, same Risevest App. Naira Vault is strictly for Naira dominated investments while "Dollar Vault" is for Dollar investments

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Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 3:31pm On Aug 21

Free2Fly:
Does this Risevest have a Naira investment App? I see only their Dollar Investment App on Playstore.

Yes, NAIRAVAULT

Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 10:59am On Aug 20

rukyboy:
Apart from stanbic.

Which other mmf pays dividend monthly

Risevest, though sec regulated but not traditional mmf, pays dividends monthly

Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 7:03pm On Aug 11

UncleJudax:
Please which MMF platforms have the best fastest withdrawal?

United Capital: 2 minutes redemption for funds under N2million

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Christianity Etc › Re: How Sure Are You To Make Heaven? by Batman2412(m): 4:18pm On Jul 26

I'm not interested in making heaven cos I wanna inherit the goodies on this planet. For the Bible says, "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth" Matthew 5:5

Politics › Re: Matawalle Asks Troops To Declare 'Operation No Mercy’ On Bandits by Batman2412(m): 3:58pm On Jul 26

Na now day break, abi? B@ndits no be your sons and brothers again? Mtchew

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Foreign Affairs › Re: He’s Too Young To Challenge Sharia Law – Sheikh Gumi Blasts Ibrahim Traore by Batman2412(m): 3:56pm On Jul 26

A soldier said they 3liminate t3rrorists and that if t3rrorists want to negotiate, they should go to Nigeria. Na people like gvm! Make him talk like this

Foreign Affairs › Re: 'I Am Against Islam And Everthing It Stands For' - Elon Musk (Video) by Batman2412(m): 3:51pm On Jul 26

There can never be world peace when there are people that fight and kill for their god, prophet, children and grandchildren of prophet

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Romance › Re: "If You Love Me, Prove It" - How Do You Respond To This Kind Of Statement? by Batman2412(m): 6:14pm On Jul 24

My love for you is like copied assignment, I just can't prove it

Foreign Affairs › Re: Indonesian Man Kills Neighbour Who Kept Asking Him Why He Was Not Married At 45 by Batman2412(m): 10:08am On Jul 19

Good job. Na why I dey avoid people. Them go carry your own matter for head like Gala, leave their own wahalla. If marriage na good thing, maka chukwu, walahi talahi, nobody go tell you "goan marry." God wey create heaven and earth no create wife for himself. Him only begotten son wey don dey reach 4,000 years still single. Ekwensu (s@t@n) sef refused to marry. Paulo talk for Bible say if you marry, you go get wahalla for this life, say e go better make you no marry. Una go dey form nons3ns3 dey wahalla people wey never marry. Mis3ry loves company. Na because you dey suffer for your marriage wey nobody send you, naim make you dey wahalla other people make them marry. If no be say I no like j@il, I for don kpai people here for asking that disgusting question. Dem tell una say I dey miss anything by being a manchelor? Mtchew

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pornography And The Brain (picture) by Batman2412(m): 9:42am On Jul 19

Una no talk on-time. After this one, I go consider.

But wait oh, una know how much money, time, sanity this habit don save me? Una want make I die from prostate cancer? If insomnia wan wound me nko?

Life no supposed hard, but e dey sweet una when person pikin dey suffer. So if konji wan injure me, make I enter @sh@wo house or call hookup bah? Then if I no pay complete, she go say I rape her com kpai herself. Make I follow girl wey no be virgin go her remote village and risk kidn@pping. If I survive that one, them go give me bill of 5m list of things to use exchange for the girl with her borehole kp3ku$ and b@d character.

Una sabi say 0rg@sm with hand dey more explosive than with kp3ku$ wey wide like Niger headbridge ko?

Scientist for university of Minnesota say if your wife is bad, make sure your hand is good

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Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 3:23pm On Jul 14

uwaifou:
MESSAGE FOR STL TEAM

Currently, the invested capital and the accrued interest appear to be combined, making it difficult to distinguish between the original amount invested and the returns earned. For transparency and easier portfolio tracking, I recommend displaying the principal (capital invested) and the accrued interest/returns as separate figures, along with the total portfolio value as it is obtained in other investment sectors.

This enhancement would help investors better monitor the performance of their investments and improve the overall user experience.

I wish this is considered. I look forward to seeing continued improvements to the platform (app).

Same with Trustbanc. I just check difference between 2 days and move on with my life....I no fit shout

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christians Give Thanksgiving In Church After Losing A Loved One? by Batman2412(m): 7:59am On Jul 13

In South East, when a member of your family kicks the bucket, you entertain and feed your village people. Then comes Thanksgiving when you feed the church. Billings everywhere. Yeye traditions. Person go kpeme/kpai, you go dey wonder if the nuclear family members dey morn for the person or their bank account

Events › Re: Weird Pre-Wedding Photoshoot That Got People Talking (Photos) by Batman2412(m): 3:25pm On Jul 04

You people should not exhaust the styles before I get married

Celebrities › Re: Angela Okorie Burns Dress She Wore To Alex Ekubo's Burial (Photo) by Batman2412(m): 6:30am On Jun 23

Hope say you burn the wig and phone too

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Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 9:51am On Jun 18

Trustbanc never see my own yet. When them see am, e go dey pending till God knows when....very slow mf

kalu61:
This Blue Nest App 3.0 is giving joy. I just funded my wallet and within 5mins, my wallet was funded.

Forum Games › Re: Would You Accept N500 Million If It Meant Never Having Children? by Batman2412(m): 9:44am On Jun 18

I don't even wanna bring kids into this world that is falling apart. They are better off out there in heaven than to come here, especially Nigeria, to suffer, live in fear, get sick, and die after everything. Imagine a kid not being able to write exam cos some people are sitting at home or in the class, where people are not sitting at home, hearing "yowhaaaaaa." Na my parents and village people dey wahalla themselves about my childless and bachelor status. I no send their ancestors. I can happily stay childless for free....keep your N500m. If I hear una say "if your parents didn't bring you into this world....." make i no talk yet wetin dey my mind

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Travel › Re: The UK Didn't Make Me Happier, And Nigeria Couldn't Either by Batman2412(m): 9:32am On Jun 18

Stay ye there for verily verily I say unto thee, blessed is he who is unhappy in UK than he who is unhappy in Nigeria with fvlani at his door saying "yohwaaaa"

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Strikes Iran In Retaliation For Iranian Attacks by Batman2412(m): 1:51pm On Jun 08

Benji no dey hear "stop"

Politics › Re: If We Can't Protect School Children, We Are Destroying Nigeria's Future— Akpabio by Batman2412(m): 11:03am On Jun 03

Na why I no even wan born pikins for this obodo Nigeria. The government no fit protect them and the government dey rehabilitate bandits and kidnappers. Nigerian future don destroy already since 2015

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Family › Re: What Do Men Enjoy In Marriage? by Batman2412(m): 7:12am On Jun 03

2 weeks of s3x and a lifetime of misery

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Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 6:13pm On May 30

Put that 12m in Risevest NairaVault @ 25% between now till 1st june. After 1st june, highest rate will be 23%. Risevest is SEC Regulated

heavenisreal18:
Good morning
I have tried treasury bill and the rate is annoying now with the WHT the removed at maturity. 90k was removed from my capital cos I invested for one year I wasn't expecting it.
Now am on MMF the percentage is not encouraging
Pls I am begging someone to put me through in another high rate investment with low risk .I don't want to put all 12m in MMF

Crime › Re: Anambra Man Cries Out As Stranded Pregnant Girl He Helped Flees With His Money by Batman2412(m): 10:18pm On May 28

You go dey help woman, mtchew

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Celebrities › Re: “I’ve Lost Interest In Marriage” – Regina Daniels Opens Up On Relationship Views by Batman2412(m): 10:16pm On May 28

Marriage now na platform where babe go enter, test, knack legitimately, drop kids, Waka

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