₦airaland Forum

I'm with them. They are hopeless

donshady:
Is anyone using Investnow here? I'm sick of those people.

Which is better between trading stocks individually and operating an equity mutual fund account?

Is this balanced fund real or just there to lure investors?

Wow! That makes a lot of sense. Thanks for the insight. I'll move small money from mmf and play equity tomorrow. Thanks for your quick reply

Allboiz:
Lol. As at Friday I last checked, it has turned to 27k. That is 2k within just one week. I'm still observing anyway. I also noticed the decline in the interest rate. Let's see what happens tomorrow and Tuesday.

How was your equity performance last Friday? I'm planning to join now it's 8%. You don become guru now with experience & I wanna learn from you. [b][/b]

Allboiz:
Lol... You dey laugh me

I go soon become rich

Today, I saw an increase of #106 just with 25k o

Altogether, we have 24906

Hopefully, I should be getting around 3k steady on the 25k if things fall in good place

As I said, this is just a test

I want to get used to equity fund

Maybe someday, I'll have the courage to put something big

I can't understand why FG can't pay directly into our bank accounts

Yes, in primary 2 when I was 4 years old. I took 1st position till primary 6 just to impress her. We parted ways after primary 6, reunited 27 years later and consumated the relationship. We both realized we were from the same village, born on the same date, month and year. She was like, "wetin you even know about love for primary school? You don spoil tey tey"

Only when the man is broke

Something they have increased since last month from ₦56/kw to ₦68/kw for residential. When these discos wanna increase tarrif, they don't apply nor announce. They just increase it so when you buy, you see you didn't get as much units as when you last bought. Wicked people everywhere

I cut my hair and carve my goatee myself with my Wahl super taper of 8 years. I dunno what barbers charge now

Still trying to figure out how to tell my grandchildren that this babe is a man

Learn to talk or chat much less with black babe. It's useless. I don't appreciate you calling her an idiot. Besides a lot of girls have pushed men to poverty by making them swear for themselves. Why saying you are broke? Don't you know there's power in the tongue? If you don't wanna do something, say you won't do it or you didn't budget for that. Saying you are broke will make the universe conspire to make you broke. A black girl shouldn't make you talk plenty so you don't prophecy negativity into your life.

Black girls are generally wired to be entitled. Dating a black girl is like adopting an orphan. If you are sick of her entitlement mentality, ghost her

They flaunt their wealth to pepper their 'enem!es.'

Person wey dey pepper me dey waste him time and money because I go give mama Jacinta the pepper to make peppersoup for me

No matter what you are going through in life, never tell another human being what you earn

If it is cheap and easy, black man will never appreciate it

I don't understand why Nigerians like to suffer. You will elect bad leaders and still get married and spawn on meager income. Suffer no dey tire una? Do not buy what you can comfortably rent

Open a money market fund account with a reputable investment house like fbn quest, Stanbic asset management, ARM, united capital etc, registered and regulated by securities and exchange commission

Opebi to Allen in 2004

I still use card via PoS and transfers for my transactions. I've got no use for cash. So, e no concern me

What does a rich man need marriage for? Marriage is a woman's thing and because they won't marry themselves, they gotta hook a svcker that doesn't know what to do with his life. There's no benefit in marriage for man except 2 weeks of s£x and a lifetime of m!sery

What about 55? Na mumu dey marry woman for this century. Suffer no be must. We manchelors at 55+ are using your kids to run errands. Live free, you don't need to burden yourselves with kids and wives. And to the poster, crawl back to the cave you came out from

Now wey 9ja people don know about Guinness Book of Records, them go soon tear the book come rename am Guilder Book of Records...

They have increased tariff already. I bought at 66.7 naira per kw 3 days ago as against 56 naira per kw I bought late last month

This is paining Tinubu and causing Buhari lots of grief. Please make it Mondays and Tuesdays so you can "pepper" FGN more

This administration really dehumanized Nigerians. Uncle Bubu was here in 1983. Is was war against indiscipline. Nigerians suffered. Ibb tried to fixed things via structural adjustment program to no avail. It's 40 years and Nigeria has not still gotten it right. Uncle Bubu came back again in 2015. It's war against corruption. Well, just do and go to daura. If they bother you there, go to Niger. Na god go judge this administration and everybody in government wey put us inside this quagmire. I'm not a prophet of doom, but this damage may last another 40 years. Do not underestimate the power of fools...they can even install a government

This is very good but I'll prefer to be buying from mama Jacinta cos if I try this at home, I will fry rubbish

There's an age you get to as a man, you wouldn't have need for an older woman. You would simply need a young fresh girl to nurse you to your gr@ve