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Jesus did not get married nor have kids. God didn't even create wife for Himself. Satan himself refused to get married nor have kids. Africans love sex too much they make you think the only commandment God gave is "go into the world and multiply." They feel God owes them something for getting married and having kids. When you marry and have kids, you gain nothing as a man. It is the women, the society, the church, the politicians that gain. So when they see strong men that decide to go their own way by staying single and childless, whether rich or poor, they psychologically blackmail them, shame them and make them believe God will punish them. No lose guard

Otedola bridge again? This bridge should be investigated cos I've never read any good news about this bridge. Each time I see otedola bridge on the news, I'll be like "tanker don explode again?"

Should I buy the dip?

Seems Islam of northern Nigeria is different from Islam of Saudi Arabia

Tickles001:
With kids? Which region?

Maiduguri

Market forces modaf**kas, market forces! Adapt or divert to palm oil business....w!cked marketers

W!cked people everywhere

How was GEJ able to pay subsidy and still made economy soft and vibrant?

BAT should continue to protect unborn generation while making the born generation go into extinction

20/80 charge is just unnecessary stress. The lithium ion batteries are intelligent, hence they know when to stop charging, especially when they reach 100%. What kills your lithium ion battery is heat and high voltage, not 100% charge. Whether you charge to 100 or 80, your battery will degrade overtime. So why stress yourself?

temi4fash:
This norrenberger guys are really on top of their game.

StanbicIBTC is really frustrating me, am just regretting putting my money in there.

Make them give me back my money, i no do again..

Asking for utility bill with my name on it, where them won make i see am. Do i owe a house.

Inshort... Those guys are very nonsense...

I cant wait to get my money back and just stick to FBNQuest and norrenberger.

Just had to vent.. Am so pissed

you can give them NIN slip or Rent Receipt as utility bill

GodgraciousR:
Good afternoon. Please can I invest with fBN mmf without having an account with them?

Yes, you can. Its FBN quest asset management that runs mmf, and not FBN

Modified

I remember those famous lines those days.....

* Are you the last person? Please I'm behind you. ( I wonder where dem dey always waka go)

* Is it dispensing?

* Abeg nor withdraw everything finish o

* What are you still doing there na? If your card is not working let me try my own.



Add yours........ [/quote]*I am in front of your back

Marriage for man is 2 weeks of s3x and a lifetime of misery

When you use solar power, you wouldn't have need for pseudo electricity subsidy

If getting married will benefit you, nobody will pressure you.

I like you man. I retired in 2017. I'm into mutual funds. So I spend most of my time in my 3 bedroom flat alone playing video games, listening to music and watching movies. I warn my babes that I'm not interested in marriage. They have reduced to 2. They are matured and just want knacking. My neighbors rarely see me except by mistake. I go night shopping so I won't have to relate with my neighbors. I have disowned my relatives that try to pressure me to marry. I can't imagine leaving this soft life to take care of a woman, listen to her and have her little friends disturb my peace

LoneSoldier:
Dear Esteemed men, please share your experience of how you became a bachelor, and also share the benefits and challenges that comes with it...
I will start with mine, years ago when I was little I thought marriage was a thing of blessing and doesn't require a man to suffer, but little did I know that marriage is a bondage, so fast forward to when I was a teenager (Am a grown ass man now, that was then!) I started seeing things more clearly, let's take Nigeria for instance.... 90% of married men across Nigeria as a whole are suffering and smiling, why because marriage wasn't what they thought it was, some where even forced to marry by family members, some just wanted to try marriage out thinking is a thing of joy ride not knowing it is an everlasting torture.....

A country where everything is left for the man to do, and to worsen it more, economy is not smiling and men are dropping dead everyday due to high BP of so many budgets in a man's mind, a wife you think is a blessing is just a load of suffering, a liability that leaves the man to cater for everything, even though she also brings little by little it doesn't change the fact that she is a burden of suffering on the man's shoulders....


Well let me conclude here, there are more to write but let me conclude with the benefits and challenges I faced as a bachelor.....

BENEFITS AS A BACHELOR:

I always have time for myself, I do whatever I want whenever I want to do it.... No liability as a wife to dictate how my life should go, I eat whatever I want to eat, no kidding am a good cook... So I don't need a woman for that, when am Hørny.... I masturbate myself to stupor, I have a decent job (Remotely) so I have time for myself indoors, the only time I go out, is when I want to get food items......

CHALLENGES AS A BACHELOR:
Not so much tho, but it came to some point I got pressured by my stupid family (father and mother excluded) to get a wife, I boldly told them NO!

Planning on disowning them very soon, but that is a topic for another day...!

So esteemed men, this is my experience.... Share yours!

Thanks a lot

Allboiz:
The rate has even dropped today. It's now 27.89%.
For the ucap app, it's opening here. I'd suggest you should update the app on your app store.

Its low risk and you need minimum of N50m to open. Help me check if your ucap app is opening now. Mine refused to open since last night

Allboiz:
Please what's your thoughts on this Unitedcapitals stable income fund at 30.89%? Hope the risk is low.

African god hates male masturbation. But he is okay with men fornicating and women masturbating. When his worshipers hear that you masturbate, they will condemn you and insist you should carry a PR0stitute to a hotel instead.

Bookhub:
Why is the bias in condemnation of masturbation accrued to only males? Infact I think women masturbate more than men considering the fact that they even masturbate with technology, they have more masturbation machines than males, dildos, vibrators etc but men almost have none.

When men masturbate you will hear pastors, imams, native doctors all condemning it, calling it abomination but I have never heard them anywhere condemning female masturbation.

It seems women are seeing as saints in the society why the bias?

Yes its safe. Note that your tbills fund won't be with I-invest but rather with CBN.

vanvickie:
Thanks for your reply, however, I am a bit skeptical about the I-INVEST APP, is it safe to use, are the funds as safe as they would be if is done via the bank?

With tbills via I-invest app, you get interest and capital upon maturity. But traditionally, via bank, you get interest upfront and capital upon maturity

vanvickie:
Hi guys,

Please can I opt for my interest to be paid at the end of the tbills tenor (so as to get the implied yield) in both primary and secondary market? Or is secondary market always debited at the discounted rate?

They are alright. I used to do redemption via email without any issues. I later started doing redemption via app and website. No issues. They are alright

parisbookaddict:
does anyone use united capital (invest.now). i have been having issues with redemption. what are your opinions about invest.now

Wahalla for who no wan harness this 9ja sun take generate power off-grid

Normal inverter

Love800:
Is it the normal inverter or solar generator?

You really understand the trick. When my charge controller shows me 13.6-14.4V, I power fridge, ceiling fan etc cos I'm not using battery but rather panel. By 5pm, sun comes down and my charge controller shows like 13.0V. I switch off fridge and use rechargeable fan and 5w bulb with my phone. I rarely watch TV. 1 month+ I have forgotten there used to be NEPA (now disco)

smasher1:
I use solar panels and inverter without electricity for over a month. You can't on what you put on in the day overnight. It would drain the batteries. So put off appliances latest 4, 5, 6pm and use bulbs and rechargeable standing fan overnight.

There is 20k Chinese inverter that can be connected to panel without connection to grid. With his load, he doesn't need hybrid inverter if he has plenty sunlight.

smasher1:
200k is too small for inverter. Start with millions.

Where I for see AK 47 apart from BloodStrike? If him be my mama pikin, I for install more panels for free. But my load dey small and I no need grid to charge my battery. I only just need the Kano sun & panel to charge my battery. This solar installation depends on load. I know guys that spent 2m+ just to power TV, fan & bulbs. No be so.

osazsky:
guy e be like say u show the installer AK 47 for am to do all these things for u for 220k or the installer is ur younger sibling

Battery is GDK, inverter is just a cheap Chinese off-grid brand(only connected to panel). I dunno make of others.

alezzy13:
What make is it?

220k got me one 200w solar panel, 3A charge controller, one 100Ah battery, and one 1,500w inverter last month. I rarely use grid. And it's serving me well day in day out. I live alone though so my loads are 1 laptop, two 5w bulbs, phones, subwoofer, 16in rechargeable fans, 32in LED TV and fridge(when voltage is between 13.6V-14.6V in the day)

Mine got reinvested earlier today and new accrued interest is reading. Try and check again. Please note that Ucap mmf accrued interest is reinvested by default unless you instruct otherwise.

Rhyah:
It didn't rollover as I saw the accrued interest seated in my cash account and a new accrued interest started again from zero. Principal is only showing the initial funds with no added interest.

The fund manager will do it for you by default after each quarter

Rhyah:
Please, how I reinvest my MMF accrued interest without withdrawing it?

Asset manager is United Capital