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I can't understand why FG can't pay directly into our bank accounts

Yes, in primary 2 when I was 4 years old. I took 1st position till primary 6 just to impress her. We parted ways after primary 6, reunited 27 years later and consumated the relationship. We both realized we were from the same village, born on the same date, month and year. She was like, "wetin you even know about love for primary school? You don spoil tey tey"

Only when the man is broke

Something they have increased since last month from ₦56/kw to ₦68/kw for residential. When these discos wanna increase tarrif, they don't apply nor announce. They just increase it so when you buy, you see you didn't get as much units as when you last bought. Wicked people everywhere

I cut my hair and carve my goatee myself with my Wahl super taper of 8 years. I dunno what barbers charge now

Still trying to figure out how to tell my grandchildren that this babe is a man

Learn to talk or chat much less with black babe. It's useless. I don't appreciate you calling her an idiot. Besides a lot of girls have pushed men to poverty by making them swear for themselves. Why saying you are broke? Don't you know there's power in the tongue? If you don't wanna do something, say you won't do it or you didn't budget for that. Saying you are broke will make the universe conspire to make you broke. A black girl shouldn't make you talk plenty so you don't prophecy negativity into your life.

Black girls are generally wired to be entitled. Dating a black girl is like adopting an orphan. If you are sick of her entitlement mentality, ghost her

They flaunt their wealth to pepper their 'enem!es.'

Person wey dey pepper me dey waste him time and money because I go give mama Jacinta the pepper to make peppersoup for me

No matter what you are going through in life, never tell another human being what you earn

If it is cheap and easy, black man will never appreciate it

I don't understand why Nigerians like to suffer. You will elect bad leaders and still get married and spawn on meager income. Suffer no dey tire una? Do not buy what you can comfortably rent

Open a money market fund account with a reputable investment house like fbn quest, Stanbic asset management, ARM, united capital etc, registered and regulated by securities and exchange commission

Opebi to Allen in 2004

I still use card via PoS and transfers for my transactions. I've got no use for cash. So, e no concern me

What does a rich man need marriage for? Marriage is a woman's thing and because they won't marry themselves, they gotta hook a svcker that doesn't know what to do with his life. There's no benefit in marriage for man except 2 weeks of s£x and a lifetime of m!sery

What about 55? Na mumu dey marry woman for this century. Suffer no be must. We manchelors at 55+ are using your kids to run errands. Live free, you don't need to burden yourselves with kids and wives. And to the poster, crawl back to the cave you came out from

Now wey 9ja people don know about Guinness Book of Records, them go soon tear the book come rename am Guilder Book of Records...

They have increased tariff already. I bought at 66.7 naira per kw 3 days ago as against 56 naira per kw I bought late last month

This is paining Tinubu and causing Buhari lots of grief. Please make it Mondays and Tuesdays so you can "pepper" FGN more

This administration really dehumanized Nigerians. Uncle Bubu was here in 1983. Is was war against indiscipline. Nigerians suffered. Ibb tried to fixed things via structural adjustment program to no avail. It's 40 years and Nigeria has not still gotten it right. Uncle Bubu came back again in 2015. It's war against corruption. Well, just do and go to daura. If they bother you there, go to Niger. Na god go judge this administration and everybody in government wey put us inside this quagmire. I'm not a prophet of doom, but this damage may last another 40 years. Do not underestimate the power of fools...they can even install a government

This is very good but I'll prefer to be buying from mama Jacinta cos if I try this at home, I will fry rubbish

There's an age you get to as a man, you wouldn't have need for an older woman. You would simply need a young fresh girl to nurse you to your gr@ve

When I said the April 30th deadline will not be possible, they thought I was kidding. No be today FG begin speak English wrt missions impossible

When they buy new p@nties and br@, they will do photo shoot.

Father Lord God, the whatchamacallit you gave to women, they are using it to generate revenue before and after marriage. Save us in Jesus name, amen.

Did you get your girlfriend of 2 weeks an iPhone 12 while you use gionee s9 and your mother uses Nokia torch held with rubber band?

Did you order for #3k suya, ate only onions while your babe of 5 days ate all the meat?

Did your babe of 3 weeks ask you for urgent #500k and you transferred #300k with plentry begging cos you only had #340k while your mum asked for #10k to complete her village cwo dues and you told her no money?

Did you just buy your babe a 52in LED TV while you have a flatron CRT 21in box TV?

Are you feeding and taking care of your babe with 3 kids from 3 different men while your mother is hungry in the village?

Do you send your babe #400k for her birthday and she sends you a "on this day a king is born" text on your birthday?

Does she gift you singlet and boxers with handkerchief like atilogu dancer while she demands iPhone and MacBook from you?

If yes, you be S!MP

How do I explain to my grandkids that this babe is actually a guy?

All of the above.

Availability of money can make you isolated and feel everyone wants a bit of your money. Unavailability of money can make you an opporunist.

Politics is a d!rty game and the players can become d£vil's advocates.

S£x can make a man ask, "why buy what you can rent?" S£x deprivation can cause you to make konj! related promises like, "I'll give you the world" without caring about where we earthlings will stay

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