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 Politics › Re: Why Buhari Won’t Complete Abuja-Kaduna-Kano Highway – Fashola by Batman2412(m): 5:05pm On Apr 18, 2023 |
When I said the April 30th deadline will not be possible, they thought I was kidding. No be today FG begin speak English wrt missions impossible |
| Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Flaunts Her Curves In Sexy Bikini - (photos) by Batman2412(m): 9:51am On Apr 17, 2023 |
When they buy new p@nties and br@, they will do photo shoot. |
| Celebrities › Re: Marriage Is Dead, Women Have Turned It Into Poverty Alleviation Scheme— OAP Nedu by Batman2412(m): 9:02am On Apr 17, 2023 |
Father Lord God, the whatchamacallit you gave to women, they are using it to generate revenue before and after marriage. Save us in Jesus name, amen. |
| Romance › Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Batman2412(m): 8:50am On Apr 17, 2023 |
Did you get your girlfriend of 2 weeks an iPhone 12 while you use gionee s9 and your mother uses Nokia torch held with rubber band? Did you order for #3k suya, ate only onions while your babe of 5 days ate all the meat? Did your babe of 3 weeks ask you for urgent #500k and you transferred #300k with plentry begging cos you only had #340k while your mum asked for #10k to complete her village cwo dues and you told her no money? Did you just buy your babe a 52in LED TV while you have a flatron CRT 21in box TV? Are you feeding and taking care of your babe with 3 kids from 3 different men while your mother is hungry in the village? Do you send your babe #400k for her birthday and she sends you a "on this day a king is born" text on your birthday? Does she gift you singlet and boxers with handkerchief like atilogu dancer while she demands iPhone and MacBook from you? If yes, you be S!MP 7 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Is Threatening To Release My Tape – Yusuf Kareem by Batman2412(m): 10:21pm On Apr 12, 2023 |
How do I explain to my grandkids that this babe is actually a guy? 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: What Brings Out The Worst In People? by Batman2412(m): 10:17pm On Apr 12, 2023 |
All of the above. Availability of money can make you isolated and feel everyone wants a bit of your money. Unavailability of money can make you an opporunist. Politics is a d!rty game and the players can become d£vil's advocates. S£x can make a man ask, "why buy what you can rent?" S£x deprivation can cause you to make konj! related promises like, "I'll give you the world" without caring about where we earthlings will stay 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 9:58pm On Apr 12, 2023 |
| Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 9:15pm On Apr 12, 2023 |
When you get introduced to any investment scheme, try and check SEC register. If the company is not listed, do not invest to avoid stories that touch the kidney 4 Likes |
| Family › Re: Should I Get Married To Her Now? by Batman2412(m): 7:20pm On Apr 11, 2023*. Modified: 8:47pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
With all the problems in Nigeria, you wanna keep a Nigerian girl in your house in the name of marriage? Seems you don't like yourself 6 Likes 2 Shares |
| Family › Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by Batman2412(m): 7:16pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
My mum used to beat me for talking to girls when I was a teenager. After graduation from university, she almost started beating me for not talking to girls 43 Likes 3 Shares |
| Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 6:27pm On Apr 10, 2023 |
freeman67:Oh, thanks. That makes sense |
| Investment › Re: Mutual Funds by Batman2412(m): 11:22am On Apr 10, 2023 |
What is FTDs? I noticed in united capital money market fund sheet of February 2023 that 68.2% of money market fund is invested in FTDs, 25.6% in Treasury bills and 6.2% in commercial papers. Please, what is FTDs? |
| Investment › Re: Has Anyone Invested With Chinmark Group? by Batman2412(m): 10:53am On Jun 28, 2021*. Modified: 8:33pm On Apr 12, 2023 |
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| Investment › Re: Please Who Has Has Heard And Have Invested In Chinmark Group by Batman2412(m): 10:45am On Jun 28, 2021*. Modified: 11:06am On Apr 10, 2023 |
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| Nairaland General › Re: Investment by Batman2412(m): 10:37am On Jun 28, 2021*. Modified: 11:06am On Apr 10, 2023 |
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| Christianity Etc › Re: Kumuyi To Return Tithes, Offerings Of Sinful Deeper Life Members by Batman2412(m): 1:25pm On Jun 21, 2021*. Modified: 11:11am On Apr 10, 2023 |
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| Career › Re: Considering The Situation Of Nigeria, How Are You Coping Without A Job? by Batman2412(m): 7:31pm On Jun 18, 2021*. Modified: 11:10am On Apr 10, 2023 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Nengi Rocks Bikini In New Hot Pictures by Batman2412(m): 7:23pm On Jun 18, 2021 |
When they buy new panties and bra, they will upload semi nude pics on social media |
| Science/Technology › Re: Hamza Abubakar Ningi Manufactures A Solar Stove In Bauchi (Pics) by Batman2412(m): 7:12pm On Jun 18, 2021 |
Can it cook beans? Cos I'm not understanding this current species of beans as hard as olumo rock |
| Romance › Re: 9 Surprising Benefits Of Being Single That No One Has Told You Before by Batman2412(m): 1:38am On Jun 17, 2021 |
You can save your sanity |
| Politics › Re: “Buhari Can't Fix This Country” - Bandits Say In New Video by Batman2412(m): 1:33am On Jun 17, 2021 |
In this country, the past is always better than the present |
| Career › Re: Is Studying Mass Communication A Good Choice? by Batman2412(m): 1:30am On Jun 17, 2021 |
I thought they have scrapped the course |
| Fashion › Re: Makeup Transformation Of A 75-Year-Old Ghanaian Woman (Before & After Photos) by Batman2412(m): 1:26am On Jun 17, 2021 |
This is sorcery |
