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CrimeRe: Thief Caught With 85 Master Keys In Ondo State (Photos) by batstan(m): 12:53pm On Dec 08, 2015
Isn't the master key supposed to be a single key that open all other key locks? My guy was caught with a bunch of keys.huh
PoliticsRe: How Dasuki Aided Importation Of Illegal Arms Into Nigeria – NATFORCE by batstan(m): 10:27am On Dec 02, 2015
belloabdulrazaq:
let me quickly remind U that U r still in Naija, and nothing is impossible here.
It's actually not peculiar to Nigeria alone....
The twin tower Sept 11.
It's a conduit.
PoliticsRe: How Dasuki Aided Importation Of Illegal Arms Into Nigeria – NATFORCE by batstan(m): 10:23am On Dec 02, 2015
politricks:
So many allegations against this man. If all these allegations are true and he still manages to go scotfree, that will be the first time i will lose faith in this administration on their fight against corruption.
cheesy
Just follow up and see.
You are about to see who PMB truly is.
PoliticsRe: Fresh Crisis In Senate As APC Senators Vow To Stop Ekweremadu From Presiding by batstan(m): 1:32pm On Nov 12, 2015
MadCow1:
MUTINY MUTHAFUKERS!!!! angry

Ekweremadu is a Biafran not a Nigerian.. angry




He should go and preside over the Biafran Senate in Upper Iweka.. angry
In as much as i dislike bigotry, this really got me cracking. Mad indeed
PoliticsRe: Ex-militant Leader Denies Slapping Timipre Sylva by batstan(m): 5:49am On Oct 08, 2015
cramjones:
Timpreye is a bastard! We all know and witnessed the slap! His time is near!

-CramJones
You are back? Wellicum.
WebmastersRe: Google Celebrates Nigeria's 55 years of Independence by batstan(m): 7:11am On Oct 01, 2015
Idrismusty97:
Very different from the last one, what's with the eagle? Compare to this a year ago....Wow! time fly so fast. BTW there is nothing "Nigerian" about that doodle apart from the colours, Noting that is peculiar to our culture. How many times have you ever seen an eagle in Nigeria self. They should change it, It looks like a logo for a brand of soap or milk.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1747553_nigeriagoogle_jpeg4268bd9cb89974d3ac58b6df6f42ec2a
Happy independence day BTW.
Tell me you did not see the Rivers, Niger and Benue, or even their confluence? But at least u saw the crude oil dots?
PoliticsRe: Names Of Buhari's 22man Entourage To New York by batstan(m): 1:30pm On Sep 25, 2015
Sijo01:
No femaleshuh
Hello!!! Abike Dabiri is a he?
PoliticsRe: Saraki To Be Remanded In Prison Today,investigation Reveals by batstan(m): 3:16am On Sep 22, 2015
cheesy cheesy grin grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Is A Liar And Has Deceived You, Says Shekau by batstan(m): 1:00am On Sep 22, 2015
grin cheesy grin
Shekau, high on otuoke ogogoro.

Like Bin Laden and Bush .
CrimeRe: Man Trapped Inside Grave In Jigawa As He Tries To Steal Dead Human Body (Photo) by batstan(m): 10:36am On Sep 15, 2015
Awoofawo:
Na so! But to be honest Seun and his mods are part of problem be-devil the forum. The mods and anti spam bot forever ban innocent forum members while allowing the bigots/e-warriors to have field day... Seems like Seun got another most interest venture beside Nairaland now?
You mean, like drugs?
CrimeRe: Man Trapped Inside Grave In Jigawa As He Tries To Steal Dead Human Body (Photo) by batstan(m): 10:28am On Sep 15, 2015
deleyi20:
G
ood day friends, Please Disregard the Rumour circulating in social media that President Buhari Short-Listed My Name in His Ministerial List, Though He Called Me, But I Turned-Down The Offer. Thanks for your concern.
Have a fruitful day ahead...
cheesy
I know you, ORUBEBE.
CrimeRe: Pensioner And Wife Take Exam For Kids In Delta by batstan(m): 9:49am On Sep 13, 2015
I would have love to see their results first.
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Welcomes Buhari As He Arrives For 62RC POP Of NDA by batstan(m): 5:04pm On Sep 12, 2015
Posture of a true General
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Was President Of Bayelsa – Sylva by batstan(m): 8:00am On Sep 11, 2015
grin
CrimeRe: Woman Bites Off , Swallows Neighbour’s Tip (Pictured) by batstan(m): 5:20pm On Sep 10, 2015
Where the pictures at?
PoliticsRe: Simon Lalong: I Have Not Received Any Salary As Governor by batstan(m): 5:30pm On Sep 07, 2015
permsec:
No He is half Australian, half Mount.Everest
Epic! Loool
PoliticsRe: Hamid Ali Resumes At Customs by batstan(m): 8:51am On Sep 04, 2015
BJgaiya:
Hameed Ali is as strict as Buhari, watch out for hurricane Hameed in Customs.
Only a handfull of their kind exist. Gen Kontogora, of blessed memory, did same in ABU back then,'94-'96, till date ABU never recover from the disciplinary act taken then
PoliticsRe: Hamid Ali Resumes At Customs by batstan(m): 8:25am On Sep 04, 2015
A proven administrator, still remember how he sanitised Kaduna civil service, before the umbrella men corrupted it again. A disciplined and principled man is always seen as a wicked person.
The customs will start remitting in zillions.....
God bless Nigeria
RomanceRe: Man Dies In His Room At Kubwa, FCT After Fun With 2 Prostitutes At Night (Photo) by batstan(m): 12:04pm On Sep 03, 2015
Bello the fukker, it could have been caused by those performance enhancment poo.
RIP tho
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Will Soon See The ‘change’ I Promised– Buhari by batstan(m): 11:34pm On Sep 02, 2015
lordtosan:
We are already seeing the change you promised sir.

You are the first president to delay nominating your ministers for this long and leaving the various ministries dangling on the throes of directionlessness. That's the change

you are the first president whose core appointments have greatly run fowl to the spirit of federal character enshrined under chapter 2 of our constitution, favouring only your region and have put a razor in the unity of Nigeria. That's the change.

You are the first president who keep blaming his predecessor and touring round the world like a rock-star every passing day without focusing on the task of governance for which you were elected. That's the change!

You are the first president to have denied all the promises you made during your campaign after some i.diots voted you in. Thats the change.

You are the first who rules with BODY LANGUAGE as if you are tossing a girl without a clear blue-print of how to run the country. That's the change

mr president sir, you are indeed a change. I thought Jonathan was the most clueless president we have ever had until you buhari came into power. Jonathan cluelessness pale against yours with all due respect. I thought you were just an illiterate who didn't see the four walls of a university, i was wrong. it seems you later went to school and had a PHD in cluelessness.
Someday will surely swallow these words.
Nigeria shall be great again.
God bless Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Threatens The Unity of Nigeria - Presidency Warns Nigerians by batstan(m): 12:08pm On Sep 01, 2015
cool cool

Reboot your brain pls.
ECOTERRORS:
A healer who has shown division in all his appointments so far.


He is not the Messiah and neither the John the baptist rather he is the serpent that came in when men went momentarily to sleep
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Workers Beg Fayose For Lateness (new Photos) by batstan(m): 7:43am On Sep 01, 2015
happney65:
Am sure Politicians would use a microphone when they are in Bed with their wives..You are standing in front of a person and you are still using a Microphone..Politicians shaaa.. grin
Nice observation and some people were criticising Gov. El-rufai who did his without the media or security personnel except for few shots from phone cameras.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Madueke, CSO Obuah In Trouble Over $6.9million ‘mobile Stage’ Scandal by batstan(m): 10:15pm On Aug 29, 2015
Baba is sanitising the judiciary first and at d same time gathering strong evidences.
CultureRe: How Adamawa Governor Sat In Atiku's House (Photo) by batstan(m): 10:07am On Aug 29, 2015
grin
Even our eateries get 2 sections, 1 for mats users and the other for the chairs. #askMRBIGGS
CultureRe: How Adamawa Governor Sat In Atiku's House (Photo) by batstan(m): 9:48am On Aug 29, 2015
Taylor86:
my crush

i see u
undecided
Taylor86:
my crush

i see u
CultureRe: How Adamawa Governor Sat In Atiku's House (Photo) by batstan(m): 9:38am On Aug 29, 2015
christinie:
If I can sit like this and become a Local Government Area Chairman/chairperson I wouldn't mind!

You have to be a good follower to be a good leader.

Don't ever try to outshine your master. Even if you do don't make it obvious!

I prefer this setting to seeing Governors fight with the strong political men in their states.

Mind you am not APC. Am just saying the truth.


Respect!
I just luv u for this epic post.
Laws of power
CultureRe: How Adamawa Governor Sat In Atiku's House (Photo) by batstan(m): 9:32am On Aug 29, 2015
Shaadey:
So? ?
Lets do the UNTHINKABLE.
PoliticsRe: IGP Redeploys Mbu, 18 Aigs, 49 Cps by batstan(m): 8:26pm On Aug 28, 2015
victorels:
This is Mbu story. Count me in.

He need to be given Abuja so that those people over there may know what Amechi went through for them.

But we are glad to welcome him to Jos. He is coming to rest because he would only need to mind the college administration and not all those annoying politicians.

watch and see how police staff college would become popular by the reason of his coming.

Plateau State welcomes Joseph Mbu.
Gbam! You have nailed it.
The controversial cop gon' always make himself to be noticed, which in turn will make some people to know that there is a police school in J towm
PoliticsRe: ''PDP May Soon Die'' Says Doyin Okupe by batstan(m): 10:17am On Aug 28, 2015
Holyfield1:
Comment copied from punchng.com grin grin grin grin
Busted!
PoliticsRe: ''PDP May Soon Die'' Says Doyin Okupe by batstan(m): 10:01am On Aug 28, 2015
cheesy Who let the bas.tard barking wayward dog out?
PoliticsRe: Functions Of The Secretary To The Government Of The Federation by batstan(m): 9:04am On Aug 28, 2015
engrshakespeare:
grin grin grin grin
Engrphuckpuck, i hail

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