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Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Urged To Resign Over Beyoncé Scandal - SATIRE by batstan(m): 6:47am On Jan 27, 2013
190: does that mean they kissed huh
No dem nyansh!!!!!! E mean say she chop mouth for some part.
PoliticsRe: Chime Discharged From Wellington Hospital by batstan(m): 2:31pm On Jan 25, 2013
CHIMZ don't die young.....check ur jungle books. Hehehehehe
PoliticsRe: SSS Arrests Masterminds Of Jaji Bombing by batstan(m): 12:54pm On Jan 19, 2013
GeJ79: SO THE YORUBAS ARE NOW PART OF BOKO HARAM.......NA WA OOOOH.
Aregbes........hehehehe
PoliticsRe: SSS Arrests Masterminds Of Jaji Bombing by batstan(m): 12:48pm On Jan 19, 2013
Gladbaba: nigeria is moving to d permanent site small small nd i thankz all JTF members incoulding myself bcz is not easy to be a uniform man
okay, railway has resume abi?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan In Lagos. Inspects Police College. by batstan(m): 7:45pm On Jan 18, 2013
ogbeche77: Nitwit, you obviously don't know your way to surulere,that stadium is still in shables, stop spewing trash,old fool
the stadium in question is Abj, dude. Good formular from oga Joe; he gets the media hype on certain infrastructure of national interest going and comes in like superman to clean up. Hope it brings positive dev...........hmmmmmmm
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Hits 1 Million Members Hurray! by batstan(m): 3:31pm On Jan 18, 2013
Iyfe Namikaze: this still doesn't change the fatc that i still have to subscribe in order to comment here on NL.

Na true say dem dey ban people wey dey write ''how does dis change the prize of garri..'' this days? Cuz am tempted to write it ugbua cry
how this ur question affect the price of garri go attract ban. Btw, if seun no fit buy champagne make e declare today ban free day so that all garri sellers go make market.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Hits 1 Million Members Hurray! by batstan(m): 2:24pm On Jan 18, 2013
Na Oluwaseun Osewa get Nairaland since 2005 reach tomorrow.
EventsRe: Countdown To Nairaland Hitting A Million Members. by batstan(m): 1:52pm On Jan 18, 2013
tha_originator: Enough!

any other comment will be hidden and user will be banned for life! Gedddit?! angry
NAIRALAND IS OWNED BY OLUWASEUN OSEWA SINCE 2005-2013. Gedddit
EventsRe: Countdown To Nairaland Hitting A Million Members. by batstan(m): 1:37pm On Jan 18, 2013
NAIRALAND IS OWNED BY OLUWASEUN OSEWA (2005-2013)
FamilyRe: Sworn Virgins' Of Albania by batstan(m): 8:11am On Jan 18, 2013
Albania here i come.....make person run from this naija women /maniacs/ before i loose my mojo.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Illegal Oil Refineries In Bayelsa by batstan(m): 7:00am On Jan 18, 2013
tha_originator: no, it's photostore! Look at his veins and muscles swelled up and u say it's photoshop? Abegie! All I know is...the man resemble pesin wey I know.
o'jona o'jona kuchi kuchi ah ah ah ah.....
PoliticsRe: Malian Rebels Seen In Nigeria - Army Chief by batstan(m): 6:41am On Jan 18, 2013
Awilo longoba......wo yi wo yi wo ooo
EntertainmentRe: An Open Letter To Cossy Orjiakor And Tonto Dikeh by batstan(m): 4:40pm On Jan 17, 2013
Olamyyde: By d time i was reading wat d op wrote, there were only 3 comments.
My question is how did a topic get to d frontpage wit only 3 comments, i tink either tonto has an ex which is a NL mod or tonto is paying seun
*calls minion, hades & redmosquito to burn d thread with burning sulphur, takes a knife and cuts tonto dike's hair and cossy's bosom, urinates on thread & leaves it burning to ashes*
Nollyhood ritualist, wetin u take the hair and bossom do afterwards?
CultureRe: How Does Mirror Affect Infants by batstan(m): 4:00pm On Jan 17, 2013
bootstrap: saying this strictly from a personal point of view oh.......

i think infants are already dealing with enof in the new world they find themselves. with their limited brain functions at that age, adding a reflection of self/the environment to it, wld end up muddling things up for d infant. its like trying to teach calculus to a primary school kid. it might just end up turning the child into an slowpoke. the kid is seeing things being reflected and all.... smfin might just snap upstairs and .................

Also, the kid need to see d world as it is first, and not the reflection of it, which is usually inverted.
Gbammmm! Most naija leaders were shown the mirror at infancy......r.etards, i no call name ooo
CultureRe: How Does Mirror Affect Infants by batstan(m): 3:03pm On Jan 17, 2013
kristikat: they should not know themselves,
until the time is right........
babies are usually ADULT SPIRITS coming from heaven to live here,
and experience this reality,
if they see themselves too soon,
they may fail in accomplishing what it is they came to do here,
since they must first come here on a clean slate,
or think this life is the only life there is to live,
knowledge of them coming from some place else,
may totally confuse them,
and maybe make them forget why they came here...
since they come here with a specific mission erasing all other memories,
only with the purpose in mind.....
dem harry porter things, right?
CultureRe: How Does Mirror Affect Infants by batstan(m): 2:55pm On Jan 17, 2013
Blyss: Well many say it can make them cross eyed, or give them some other form of eye problem.
yet others say it makes the mother to start seeing her menstrual flow early
PoliticsRe: Why Is Stolen Money Hidden In Swiss Banks? by batstan(m): 1:29pm On Jan 17, 2013
Wizee: Evrytim ur passin chewing gums, one day ur premoler n moler go fall comot.
i no fit laff abeg....hahahahahaha
PoliticsRe: Why Is Stolen Money Hidden In Swiss Banks? by batstan(m): 1:25pm On Jan 17, 2013
Babaelemu: you're very stupid. And immature
wetin d guy do u.....lol, hahahahahah
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 4 by batstan(m): 1:12pm On Jan 17, 2013
Michky: Yes o.
Michky, alickdavid and farouk senior....u guyz are out of the blues....... Maybe u're the ones from where senior farouk is talking about.
Technology MarketRe: 5 Complete System With 15" Lcd. Keyboard, Mouse, Power Cable. 8k. by batstan(m): 12:26pm On Jan 17, 2013
nigerwide08: 5 Dell Complete System with 15" Flat screen, keyboard, mouse, power cable. just 8k each. Config: P3 750, 40gb / 10gb, 256mb working perfect, 8k last price. Desktop. Call 08170653661. @ ikorodu.
bruv i'll like to take dem but i'll also need u to courier them via any of the trans coy to Abj for me to pick up. all expenses inclusive?
BusinessRe: Guys, Let's Talk Business by batstan(m): 12:11pm On Jan 17, 2013
[quote author=stpat1]Waste management will also be a good biz .......... No probs saint, i'll send u details and i tell u bruv, ain't too much to put in but good prospects
PoliticsRe: Buhari May Change His Mind On 2015 Election by batstan(m): 10:02am On Jan 17, 2013
vanstanzy: He said, “For the umpteenth time, I said it (that I won’t run again), it is on record that I would not present myself again for election.

“But after that, I have said so many times that members of my party and groups went and said that I don’t belong to myself and that I belong to them. They also said they belong to me.

“I asked them to go and organise the party and if you approach me I may consider it. This is the stage we are.


The above is a very big lie and deceit. I wonder what Tinubus' opinion will be about this sudden u-turn?
Lets face it, Buhari will be out to deal ruthlessly with corrupt individuals, while Tinubu being corruption itself wouldn't want him on that seat for fear of the unknown. The question now is, "WHO IS GOING TO OUTSMART WHO?"
*To be continued!* grin grin
Buhari and the right thinking nigerians are smarter
Car TalkRe: Oba Of Ugbo Is The First Black Man To Own A 2014 Bentley by batstan(m): 6:07pm On Jan 16, 2013
Siena: Again, it's his money, he's not oblighed to feed his community. Just as the average Nigerian salary earner is not oblighed to feed his siblings. If he chooses to, fine. If not, tough.
Say no more dude. You've hit the nail real hard and on point.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Warns Against Another Civil War! by batstan(m): 4:48pm On Jan 16, 2013
I sit down de look. When we all agree to a political revolution, thats when we won't hear of such comments.
BusinessRe: Guys, Let's Talk Business by batstan(m): 1:01pm On Jan 16, 2013
Nice forum guys. Pls i want to be a part of this thread for biz. I just got myself into waste mgt in my neighbourhood and will like to know more from others with idea about it. Thanks. Sturdystan76@yahoo.com
PoliticsRe: Okey Ndibe Declared Enemy Of State During Yar'Adua Administration by batstan(m): 11:24am On Jan 16, 2013
timpaker: I too have been detained on several occasion at the airport, does that make me an enemy of the state too? huh huh huh huh
No u're not, u are an enemy of the WARD in a LGC
PoliticsRe: Bakare: There Will Be No Election In 2015 by batstan(m): 2:34pm On Jan 14, 2013
izenco2005: Plz who is bakare huh
Tunde papa
PoliticsRe: Oluremi Tinubu For Governor (Lagos State) by batstan(m): 1:20pm On Jan 04, 2013
seanet01: You are wrong. We ACN caucus already knows the next Governor of Lagos state.
First name starts with M and Last name ends with E.
Figure it out.
yeah! Mukina2 Sale . . . . Hehehehehe
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Appoints 6 Female Permanent Secretaries, Sacks Commissioners by batstan(m): 7:20am On Jan 04, 2013
Hmmm! Naija women. . . .Enemies to themselves. . . . A woman nominated the house speaker against the candidacy of her fellow sister. *just thinkin aloud* ladies in the house?
PoliticsRe: Ben Murray Bruce Named Chairman Of FRCN by batstan(m): 7:50am On Jan 03, 2013
Naptu2 vs cunnin man

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