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CelebritiesRe: Uche Jumbo Dressed As A Policewoman On Set Of A New Movie (Photos) by battyman(m): 4:32pm On Dec 12, 2013
airedales: [img]http://2.bp..com/-uO1mGS6s_cY/UqmgLlEn-JI/AAAAAAAAESU/Xw0ngAPPLNY/s1600/ACTRESS+UCHE.png[/img]
Actress Uche Jumbo rocks Police officer's outfit ,This is for movie role which she is presently shooting.
The uniform sure looks good on her ...
Source : http://www..com/2013/12/actress-uche-jumbo-rocks-police.html
I wonder when nollywood will begin to get things right;
1. Police woman does not were skin tight pants.
2. There is no name tag on her shirt.
3. police do no were their beret with tthe crest at the center ( the crest stays over the left eye).
4. she has no lan-yard on (the rope worn on the left shoulder)
If they had gotten these right one would easily overlook other small details.

Na waa 4 nollywood!!!!!!!!!!!

@tolexander; there are more beautiful/pretty/sexy police women out there
FashionRe: Can You SHINE With An Aba Made Product by battyman(m): 9:44pm On Dec 08, 2013
Many of us wear Aba product without even knowing it because they are indeed very good. We Nigerians, both producers and consumers need purge our selves of over the fence mentality and embrace our own and be proud of it.
I rock Aba big time.

Proudly Nigerian!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastors Asking All Virgins To Step Out. Is It Right? by battyman(m): 6:49pm On Dec 05, 2013
Besides Chris Okotie, I don't think any other pastor will do such a thing
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Puts On Costume To Sneak Out Of Vatican To Help The Homeless by battyman(m): 8:53am On Dec 05, 2013
Jimmybrave: What do u mean? Omg, so this pope "sneaked out" in disguise to give alms while the former came out openly and donated condom to africa to promote funication and adultery. I now see why Okotie condemed this denomination to hell.
LIE. Even Chris Okotie won't believe you
CultureRe: What Are Cultural Taboos In Your Village Or Area by battyman(m): 3:02pm On Dec 04, 2013
macof: When Moses was making laws for the Jews did he come clean about it?

Didn't he claim Yahweh revealed them to him.

Pls stop ur hypocrisy
Where is this coming from?
Plenty of children on this thread. Bye bye
CultureRe: What Are Cultural Taboos In Your Village Or Area by battyman(m): 1:35pm On Dec 04, 2013
In my town it's a taboo for a woman to climb a tree.
Imagine having a woman on top of a tree and men are standing around the tree; what a sight.
I believe our forefathers had good intents behind some of these taboo/don'ts but the problem is method of enforcement which are mostly superstitious.
i think this one and some others are meant to promote decency; then why not come clean about it instead of attributing to revelations of the gods.
PoliticsRe: Governor Obi Woos Spanish Investors To Nigeria by battyman(m): 10:57am On Dec 04, 2013
L.M Ayedun..:
Peter Obi don vex oh!!!
Good move anyway.
LOL!!! cheesy
At last you are thinking straight. good for you
PoliticsRe: Governor Obi Woos Spanish Investors To Nigeria by battyman(m): 10:49am On Dec 04, 2013
Obi you have done well smiley
CultureRe: What Are Cultural Taboos In Your Village Or Area by battyman(m): 10:34am On Dec 04, 2013
In my town, Abba, Anambra state, it is a taboo to eat python or tortoise. There are some superstitious beliefs attached to that. But I think the logical reasoning behind this is that man has to work for his food. these two animals can neither run nor defend their selves, so why eat where you don't work.
Staring at the world from a rear view.
CultureRe: What Are Cultural Taboos In Your Village Or Area by battyman(m): 10:20am On Dec 04, 2013
observer2020: [color=#000099][/color]In My town of Umudioka in Dunukofia LGA of Anambra state,it is a taboo to friend or have sex wit a girl that is from the[b] same village[/b] wit u.

Also it is a taboo to sweep ur house in the night,even if u want to sweep the rubbish must remain in the room till morning.
i think you got it wrong, it's a girl from the same kindred with u. I'm also from the same area.
Christianity EtcRe: All Catholics Will Go To Hell - Chris Okotie by battyman(m):
tintingz: And does the Quran condemn the gospel of Jesus?
I hope you understand the word 'Gospel'. I say so because Mohammed in the quran wrongly described gospel as somthing that Jesus Christ came to preach, but the Gospel in essence is the summation of the life, words and works of Jesus Christ.
Back to your question; quran does not agree completely with the Gospel and so does not allow muslims to live by it.
Read this thing bro, the message is enormous.
One love!
Christianity EtcRe: All Catholics Will Go To Hell - Chris Okotie by battyman(m): 9:26pm On Dec 02, 2013
tintingz: Go back and read the Quran again son smiley
My brother I did not read quran, I studied quran. that's where the difference lies. All muslims were either born into Islam and they grow up reading quran or already a convert by whatsoever means before they start reading quran. So, they read the book with the mind set that whatever I find here-in I must believe.
I have also studied 'The Rosicrucian Order', Abd Ru Shin (grail message) and many more, yet none makes sense like the Gospel.
So brother I'm not challenging you, I'm only asking you to take the Bible with an open heart, read the gospel, then check your ways before and after in as much as you remain a muslim. Salamalekum! ...I may have got that wrong grin
Christianity EtcRe: All Catholics Will Go To Hell - Chris Okotie by battyman(m): 5:21pm On Dec 02, 2013
IT FEELS GOOD TO EQUALLY STATE THAT I AM A[b] CATHOLIC[/b]
Christianity EtcRe: All Catholics Will Go To Hell - Chris Okotie by battyman(m): 5:18pm On Dec 02, 2013
Edifyer: I challenge the non Muslims to read the Holy Qurán. you have nothing to loss....or are u scare to know the truth?....Don't just be in a place simply because you found yourself there... Quran 2:170-171: When it is said to them, "Follow the Commands that Allah has sent down", they reply, "We will follow only what we found our forefathers practicing." Well, will they go on following their forefathers even though they did not use common sense and did not find the Right Way! The mental condition of those who rejected the way of Allah may be likened to that of the cattle whom the shepherd calls but they hear nothing except the sound of shouts and cries. They are deaf, they are dumb, they are blind; therefore they do not understand anything. Qura'n 2:2 :[b]This is the Scripture whereof there is no doubt, a guidance unto those who ward off (evil)....you are on your own ooooooo....and you are warn Allah says in the Holy Quran Chapter 5 Surah Maidah verse 72: Whoever commits 'shirk' (invoking anything with Allah), Allah shall forbid for him Paradise, and Hell shall be his abode. And for such wrong doers there will be no one to help.[/b]
I have read quran from the begining to the end; the book is full of crap and the compilers did a very bad work. Some early recitations of mohammed appear either in the middle or toward the end of the book.
The book contradits itself in so many place, God's revelation cannot be so.
Because Islam is a human idea, no muslim can boast reasonable understanding of the content of quran in terms of God's will. This is why mohammed told a disciple "allah forbids you for asking too much (hadith)" where as the man needed clarity but mohammed found his self in a tight corner. this is still happening today. The quran as mohammed claimed was revealed says that christians have 'God the Father, God the son and God the mother' where as the Holy Trinity in christian faith is God the father, the Son and the Holy Spirit: this is just to tell that mohammed did not read the Bible well befpre cooking up the quran. these I mentioned are just but a few of the craps in the quran. Muslims do not understand the concept of the Holy Trinity; hence the animorsity. The attitude of mohammed towards the issue is likened to black man's attribution of anything beyond his knowledge to 'juju'.
In a nut shell, reading the quran made my faith in christianity stronger.
IslamRe: Sharia Police Smash Bottles Of Beer In Kano by battyman(m): 8:46am On Nov 28, 2013
The funny part is that they destroyed cigarettes too
IslamRe: Sharia Police Smash Bottles Of Beer In Kano by battyman(m): 8:38am On Nov 28, 2013
When sharia law was introduced in Niger state, the very first offender caught with alcohol consumption was the Governor's(Kure) son. You can imagine how it was handled.
PhonesRe: Airtel Modem Configuration (please Help) by battyman(m): 1:33pm On Nov 20, 2013
Pls Yomii, can I get the same hair cut as Albert, I mean the link. afropie@yahoo.com. Thanks bro, God bless.
PoliticsRe: Saharareporters: Gov Poll Results: (APGA) Wins In 16 Lgas by battyman(m): 9:01am On Nov 18, 2013
[quote author=Asabeq]Going through history ,the greatest Igbo men come from Anambra so your people school na quantity not quality!
Give 2 people that competes the likes of Achebe,Zik,ojukwu and philip Emegwali from your state? Abi na that illiterate alhaji okorocha wey una give governor?

You can't count them all but I know Emeka Anyaoku, The Great Chike Obi, Chimamanda Adichie are all from Anambra state. Most Imo schools are 'ugba' joints. ... Anambra too much!
PoliticsRe: Saharareporters: Gov Poll Results: (APGA) Wins In 16 Lgas by battyman(m): 7:18am On Nov 18, 2013
Jenny only people like you understand the danger in having likes of Nwoye in government. I was in Unizik 2003 and I know how the Ubahs operated with those frat guys which included Nwoye and a state assembly member from Ukwulu-Dunukofia lga and many more. So it's necessary that the people rise and resist their advances on public positions.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Decides: Results Coming In by battyman(m): 8:40pm On Nov 17, 2013
Not all the registered voters will be available vote for one reason or the other. I am one among the 1.8 mil, but I'm not in Anambra now. Credible elections are not characterised by high figures. Just saying though.
TV/MoviesRe: Thread For DStv/GOtv Channel TELEMUNDO by battyman(m): 9:05pm On Sep 20, 2013
TELEMUNDO has taken my tv and my wife, I'm left with this computer. I like "behind closed doors". I think I'm a little infected too.
AutosRe: Tokunbo Honda Cr.v 2004 600k Call On 08026557529 07065184296 by battyman(m): 6:50am On Aug 07, 2013
you dont start scam wit such big ones. Go and try ur skills on school kids for their donuts and bobo.
AutosRe: Tokunbo Toyota Avalon 650k Call 0n 07065184296 by battyman(m): 6:28pm On Aug 06, 2013
why did u choose a name cant spell well. You are as fake as three naira coin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Students Invent Award-winning Soap To Tackle Malaria by battyman(m): 2:02pm On Jul 12, 2013
let's see how China and Nigeria will respond
Car TalkWhen To Use Oil Treatment? by battyman(op): 11:54am On Jan 13, 2013
Hello friends. I picked an empty can of engine oil treatment and read up all benefit. So i want an advice on whether to start using it. My car is 2000 accord (186k miles), no smoking. Thanks
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by battyman(m):
Mine is 2000 accord. She is not showing any signs of problem, but the 'check engine' and 'maintenance required' indicators on the dashboard are always on. I changed the engine oil and every other thing checks out, but those indicators are still on. Help!!!
AutosRe: Car Keyless Entry: remote control Issues by battyman(m): 12:16pm On Sep 05, 2012
Mine is 2000 accord, the remote key controls only the driver's door. The rest I lock and unlock manually. What could be the problem? Thanks
AutosRe: Another 500k Golf 4 @ AUTOCEJIKON, 08056022511, 08136644061 by battyman(m): 10:24am On Jul 17, 2012
Can it fly for 400k very serious buyer.
AutosRe: Golf 4 For Sale by battyman(m): 7:11am On Jul 16, 2012
plz send location and the pix at stjameville@yahoo.com
AutosRe: Honda Baby Boy For Sale @ 600k reduced to 550k last by battyman(m): 5:09pm On Jul 13, 2012
funny indeed
AutosRe: Honda Baby Boy For Sale @ 600k reduced to 550k last by battyman(m): 7:40pm On Jul 12, 2012
I'm in Minna now, let's see pix of the interior and engine
AutosRe: Naija Used 2000 Hyundai Elentra * Clean *480k ! by battyman(m): 1:59pm On Jul 09, 2012
More details bro

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