₦airaland Forum

SEFAGO:
Never going to happen. At the worst Unilag or UI with my own ppl  

ha see you being selective. never say never

FL Gators:
Why are you so scared of Benin boys

the oba of benin is my homie.

EzeUche:
Oh yes, I am part of ASU. Maybe I should not comment as much. People might piece together my true identity. Hmmmm

who do ASU's do besides host wack fashion shows and owambe's?

SEFAGO:
^ So u are actually educated, and not a poverty stricken illiterate , I am worried.

Why dont you start Biafran parties and see how many people come  

Some people already know my identity and I am not scared, i will repeat my statements anywhere lol. I plan to be a professor so my political comments do not worry me.

be careful, you could wind up in UNIBEN where them boys can come for you  

Fear not, we (Nigerians Overseas) are with you in spirit.  Cool

the spirit fit carry ak-47?

SEFAGO:
Infact I knew this black girl who was in the army rotc. I think you should consider it  

why, does the army need more cooks

i doubt the dude holding the ak-47 would still be alive after a few blasts from a navy destroyers.

weirder stuff have happened though.
it's yoruba boys like sjeezy that rock skinny's not me

ayettymama:
kaii

still water

u finished him like this

kaiii

finish me ke, or are we playing mortal kombat.

stilly and I go way back, i have been chasing those legs of hers for a long time.

SEFAGO:
Dont forget juju, they dont teach that in the navy seals

well using juju didn't workout too well the last time the british empire invaded benin  
goodluck to eze and his boys,  the vietnamese hung on.

stillwater:
Let me see how you will stop me.  Yeye and nonsense liberal views all to say ehn I think differently. In fact bawomolo if you don't see me in your dreams with a cutlass, then my name's not Stillwater.

those are fighting words and the result would be shigidi visiting you tonite.

Even if she didn't do her homework well, it's her prerogative to demand for something else and something BETTER. If he stuck to her for 8 years, why is it hard for him to go to the registry, call two people and make it official? Let there be a PROOF to this so-called commitment.

does a letter saying i'm committed to you count as PROOF, ok i would add a .05 karat promise ring for some more PROOF.

I sabi Nigerian men well.

speaking from years of experience huh

SEFAGO:
Don't forget they would shoot at anything that moves and anything that doesn't move hehe

Ok, I am looking for trouble

na lie, eze uche would repel those bastards using the tactics he learned from gears of war.

FL Gators:
LOL Yoruba ppl still no go take that chance.
I rem the heart attack my mom almost had when I got an ARMY AD

Whatz the difference b/w Navy and Navy Seal

navy seal are elite forces, the kind that would be the first to land in the creeks of Niger Delta to round up eze uche and his boy scout buddies.

[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=413176.msg5693308#msg5693308 date=1268613535]How will Ekiti man survive without pounded yam? [/quote]ekiti man can't manage with indomie noodles and okin biscuit?

FL Gators:
Thisis funny but true, the last thing a Yoruba person wants to do is die. . . . Most Yoruba would not join the army [outside of Nigeria]

but you can join the Navy. after what happened to japan, no one is messing with the US for ocean 

after you have to do send some missiles from your cruiser or destroyer and you are good. just don't be a navy seal though

ayettymama:
exactly

your daughter gan sef

make sure u dont let her marry till shes 4o

and your son when hes 60!

word,  how about getting married when you are emotionally, financially ready with someone you are compatible with rather than the silly excuse of biological clock ticking.

i guess barren people shouldn't get married because they don't have a biological clock.  there should be no time limit on marriage, if you are 20 and ready go ahead but don't rush things because your mum wants grand babies or wait your friends are doing it so you don't want to feel left out.

ayettymama:
ok if u have a sister and she wants to get married b4 27

tell her to wait till shes 40

or if your not married

make sure u onli marry a 40 yr old

seemins theres no rush

40's the new 20

you darn right.

don't forget my iyawo kekere when i'm 60

sugar mama's need love too

i see do not understand how 27 is old.

why the rush?  are you getting married because of love or because of your biological clock (which shouldn't stop ticking till mid 40's)

its wierd when your 20 and your dad is 60 and on his deathbed!

don't hate 60 is the new 40. didn't larry king just have a baby

yall are writing essays over this?

which one be akata Nigerian?

stillwater:
Nonsense argument all for the sake of [i]I'm modern, I think outside the box, ehn I'm openminded, what's that yeye word again. . .[/i]liberal. All Crap!!!

Oh girl, I don't need to tell you that man is not a serious person. Ehn I know you are blinded by love, but for him to push you to someone else, that should have helped you clear your eyes small.

before you go into relationship, you are supposed to inquire about your partners view on marriage, intimacy etc.
the OP didn't do her homework so why is she complaining. 

calling it "nonsense" argument doesn't discredit the points made by the way.   Can't sticking by someone for 8years be seen as commitment?
and don't make fun of the word liberal or i would hunt you in your dreams.

ayettymama:
people keep talkin abt oprah

the opster is a woman that wants to get married

her man doesnt

such a simple equation!!

then leave?

i dont even know why i would be dating a guy for 2yrs forget 8yrs and not talk abt marriage.

would you be willing to get married in a registry?

ayettymama:
if u read it properly u will see she isnt young

they started dating when they were both adults

if 27 isn't young then i obviously have a different definition of what young is.

this isn't the medieval times where people had a lifetime of 50 years.
societal pressure is turning our ladies into desperados.

If a man truly loves you, he would want to make it official and have you for keeps by taking you to the altar.

i guess steadman doesn't love oprah.

You said both of you arrange to meet for short and long time. Do you still have sexual intercourse?
Laughs. Wetin you think say we dey do for short time and long time? You think say we dey go there go look ourselves? We’ll keep having that because she’s my friend. That was the kind of friendship I had with Tina but it wasn’t anything sexual. You know friendship is misused in this country. People meet today and begin to introduce themselves as friends, which is wrong, or you see people who are in no way related and they call themselves brothers. I’ve grown past intercourse. I can have intimacy without penetration.

What does that mean?
Well, if you don’t understand then you’re analog. That means you’ve been going about things the old fashion way. For me, I’ve gone digital now.

lol.

the interview was a bit misogynistic but still hilarious.

when our grandkids are studying african history, this would definitely be looked at as Africa's dark age.

i guess the gays are a major problem in Uganda. Lets see if they would enforce this law.

[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=412936.msg5689528#msg5689528 date=1268549171]She is actually 23.[/quote]23 ke, she looks more in her late 20's.

fine though. is she taking applications for parasitic house husbands

lol@old frustrated hags, i don suffer.

anyway go ahead and marry the next sucker that proposes to you in 1year.

Outstrip:
8 years is a lot of time. I am not saying they have to get married within a year but they should know where they are going especially when we are talking to people in their late 20s to early 30s. She needs to value herself enough to move on

i agree, they should have talked about this a long time ago

Outstrip:
What does the guy will have to settle him mean. Why are you even asking. 1 year is enough for a man to know if will marry a woman. You know what you need to do

i thought people develop at difference paces. why the time limit?

Equally, Kano State Governor, Malam Ibrahim Shekarau, sympathized with the affected traders, saying they should take the incident an act of God, after paying a visit to the market.

costly act of God, especially in this recession.

asha 80:
There are no lions in southern nigeria forests let alone the thick forests in calabar.There is also an igbo word for lions but lions never existed there.I am sure what the meant to write was leopards.

i for fear oh, the next thing we know cattle would be grazing in the niger delta.

MsTom:
The committment used is in relation to a marriage. One can be committed in other forms of relationships, even friendship. Now, you tell me, How come that 'piece of paper' (marriage)is so strong that you need second 'piece of paper' (divorce) to move forward. Marriage to some is like being enclosed in a corner. Marriage comes with loads of stuff. Some people are not just ready. Some of the excuse I hear is they love their space. In a marriage, there is nothing like space.

You can only sign 'a paper' at time. If you want to marry others, you just go for blessings. There are no paper to sign there. If per adventure you do sign more than one paper at a time, you commit a crime. Hence why there is room for one to sign a second paper which is called divorce.

you didn't answer the question though, how is marriage a commitment in a country where i can easily amass multiple wives?
isn't sticking with a woman for 8 years a sign of commitment?

why do i have to "put a ring on it" before she thinks i'm committed. i doubt any guy would  spend 8yrs with a woman just for the fun of it.

i have a feeling this chick wants to get married because of societal pressure and all her friends are getting married too.  27 isn't too old by the way so all that biological clock talk is bullshittt.

women have kids into their late 30's and early 40's so getting married because your biological clock is ticking is a dumb move.

h202 - u no well, na your area father be rebel?