₦airaland Forum

youngies:
Kosovo and Dede1 are NOT in any way in Jakumo's league

Jakumo is an artist, he uses of words is like applying paint brush on a canvas

correct people dey talk. ask the supporters of pastor adeboye how they feel about jakumo the wordsmith

TPS360:
was watching this dude on watchait.com the other day, dam!, Politically Masterbate their individual agenda, huh?.  political  surgical operation, etc, ", This guy is just full of sh^t,

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]well , lets see how far the NBA season 20!0 will go. . . i trusth our boys. [/size]

just like you trusted them to deal with the golden state warriors right?

ha keep on betting on dirt nowinski. las vegas likes people like you

oga kosovo,

the webster dictionary you borrowed from the library can't save you this time o

You guys should try and get a low-post scorer if i where you i would be hoping for Bosh and not Wade cos i don't see how two ball hogs can co-exist properly unless you are hoping on Joking Noah lemme know so that i can LeLol @ u

rose is not a ball hog, did you watch him play at memphis or in his first season deferring to the ultimate ball hog (ben gordon!!!!!!)? rose is forced to be aggressive or the bulls would be competing with the nets for last place

wade should be the no.1 option then we can start looking at guys like joe johnson, boozer and bosh.  If wade signs, i won't be surprised if one of the big men sign too.

at least noah doesn't cost 70 mil like a certain center on your team.

anyone who thinks jakumo is copying kosovo has not been reading this section for the past 2 years.

blasphemy

adeboye natural disaster fund

see adejale trying to get into prophet tb joshua's hustle.

all these thieves.

oluking:
abeg he has right to use his thing as e like, no be offense

he sure could afford the medical bills. so no biggie.
oh wait,

what's the point of an intelligence service if they can't weed out these thugs.

na probe probe probe probe naija people know. mossad can as well take over the army and SS.

ode remo:
I becos of emotions like this , i generally will ban the voice of all these so called religious leaders either its ogbufe, eze,pastors,imam, chief{thieves},. can someone actually point to the importance and development by one so called traditional leaders in Nigeria? don't ALL OF THEM CONTRIBUTE TO THE LOTTERY BY DOLING OUT TITLES LIKE CONFETES WHEN THEY SO WISHES.

word.

sjeezy8:
haha lmfao

Like Terrorist in the SW jk.
scary tho

oga sjeezy, are you an alhaji

006:
Jos people MUST forgive and forget and move on.
Nigeria is MORE important than their pains, it's a pity but they shouldn't do anything to destabilize Nigeria.

its stupid to just forget without reconciliation and charging the culprits.

the southwest has been assumed to have liberal Muslims, this may turn out not to be the case.

PC busayo:
lol

hehe i got a name sake

i've seen that spikey clip before. just terrible, terrible.

its only in nigerian movie that the love portion is always sweet and irresistable.
poor kids have to hawk pure water.

what happened to all the piracy loot?

make dey use am buy garri and ewa goin.

kosovo has been acting funny lately.

i hope he wasn't exposed to excessive radiation or something.

Jakumo:
With Grammar Envy infusing, infesting, intoxicating but yet invigorating my entire physiology right down to the cellular, infinitesimal and microscopic levels ad-nausuem, ad-infinitum, I am left with no other practicable recourse than to OPENLY challenge the Grammar Master Himself, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon, to gentleman's duel of linguistic and tautological pyrotechnics, subsequent to which my team of legal luminaries and litigation consultants will strive to conclusively, authoritatively and incontrovertibly establish the locus-standii, modus operandi and nihil carborendum illegitimi that will empower me to rightfully and righteously assume the mantle of Nigertia's Grammar In Chief, a position which naturally supercedes and subsumes all faux-accolades, pseudo-qualifications and quasi-certificates previously showered on the honorable gentleman like so many winter snow flurries in Northern Denmark.

Disgruntled or unpatriotic elements inexplicably tempted to scoff, malign or direct ridicule and approbation at the essential premise of the above paragraph must be advised that while gratuitously verbose diction, prose and oratory have traditionally been regarded as being statistically indicative of innate and often subnconscious predispositions to grandiosity, conceit, bombast, and psychologically manipulative tendencies, that contervailing presupposition is ALSO fundamentally flawed from both statistical and enthnographical standpoints, simply by virtue of the largely argumentative constructs inherent and resultant from the subject matters continual and inexorable metamorphosis away from consideration as an imprecise, ambiguous and esoteric academic subject to be discussed by muttering tweed-clad  professors in the dusty alcoves of academia, and towards being evaluated within the rigid constraints and harsh illumination of  scientifically exhaustive, meticulously analytical regimes, as specified and delineated in conformance with the rigorously explicative approach currently favored by the scientific community.

i knew it

As for D.Rose, his numbers tell me your roster is rubbish. You know your team is whack when your PG is the leading scorer!

no shit sherlock, next season would be different.

why do they have to kill kids

big english or not, he said the truth about the nigerian police force.

he got some sense if you ignore the geoffrey chaucer vocabulary 

directionless directioness

the earthquake was predicted by Prophet T.B joshua two days before it happened.

doyin13:
Buraimoh: (pause). . . . this is the cultivation of a political carrion, the marzipan
on the machination of a cannibalistic core determined to excoriate the success of our
organisation. An attempt to approbate and reprobate, a subterfuge of colossal proportions,
a dance of the politically macabre, a subteranean deception. (pause)
IT MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN.

damn damn where do we ship his noble and pulitzer prizes 

these guys make the assembly lively jare. naija needs his own version of C-Span

can the mods please delete this clown's posts?

lol@ini edo being too dark.
wahala dey o

cold:
Nobody is assasinating his character we all know he's a tard better than most.We just have issues with all that highly ornamented grammar,it's so uneccessary.

in the words of peter pan, i'm flabberwhelmed and overgasted by your criticism of the honorable.

oyb:



yeah - one day one glorious direct entry sin assembly and slow death by aids afterwards against sleeping-with several chicks across ones lifetime

do it big like ron jeremy

there is a clip of dimeji bankole laughing at him.

he is an expensive comedian. basket mouth wishes he earns as much as him.

smh@ron artest's hairstyle.

who knows what goes on in that dude's head.

snowdrops:
He really has toned down his grammer.

I first heard this guy speak in 1992 while he was contesting an election to the oreda local government legislature.
It was a bombastic experience

wahala dey o 

this guy is jakumo's mentor

ayettymama:
hold on

but isnt it the fulani's land though?

if it is then why dont the non-indigenes move?

no it isn't but even if it was, what happened to one nigeria? how can you be considered an alien in your own country?

we have a more commited bunch those guys from the Wizards where tired of losing and had $hit to prove

brendan haywood is a committed player? mark cuban sure knows how to pick his big men.
wait till next season comes around.

i bet you won't be talking shit about d.rose after yesterdays game. his offense is on the up and up. the defense would come along.