₦airaland Forum

PedoBear:
I can't stop imagining her mouth on my covk

Collect one bottle of Origin.

SharingIsLife:
Lol Bro please how can I get this Naira symbol on my keyboard?

Press: Shift + ₦

Kevinjap:
Good morning sir,
Please, I will really appreciate. How do I go about this?

Some Isis fighters will be traveling to Yola tomorrow from Maidugurui. They will be happy to offer you a ride through the forest shortcuts.

Brokendad:
I got into a relationship with a 22 year old girl who's turning 23 by January.

Along the line, she got pregnant. We kept the pregnancy away from her people until after four months.

I have already made a visit to her family to register my interest in marrying the girl and have asked for date for introduction and traditional marriage.

But when she told the mother that she's pregnant, the first question the mother asked her is if she had told me.

When she said yes, the mother was shouting at her that why did she tell me. The mother didn't know that I was with the daughter when she made that call.

Few days after, the mother asked her to return home. A day before the girl left, I have already registered her for antenatal. But I remember when I was paying for the antenatal, the girl asked me not to waste my money.

I didn't know that she has already agreed with the mother to kill and remove a four months old pregnancy.

Immediately the mother learnt that she was pregnant, she asked her to cut all communications with me or she will lay a curse on her.

So, every other communication we were having, the mum didn't know about it.

She left Lagos on Wednesday and today, the mother called me that the baby in her daughter's womb is dead due to stress that the girl was going through while in Lagos. That no one was attending to her, bla bla bla. Not knowing that I have been taking the girl to the hospital all along. She said that they are waiting for a doctor to evacuate the baby.

I feel so terrible right now. This girl is the first daughter and the first to have anything to do with marriage and child bearing. The mother has the gut to kill the first unborn child that was coming into their family.

The mother didn't know that I have all the evidence with me. That I have the test results and the scan results. The baby was doing very well as at the scan we did a day before she left.

I told her that I am willing to take responsibility for her and the child. I am capable. I am willing to marry her. Why then does the mother still go ahead to terminate a 4 months old pregnancy?

The mother attends mountain of fire church. So, I don't know if it's the shame of what people will say about a supposedly murderous Christian home.

I told her that she can remain in Lagos until she delivers if she doesn't want anyone to know that she took in but no, the mother wants to soil her hands in blood.

From my chat with the girl, she's preparing to undergo the abortion. So, it's like the mum called me ahead to inform me that they are about to take the child off her womb. Somebody that a baby died in her womb wouldn't be strong enough to be replying me WhatsApp messages.

I am tempted to take a legal action

In this life, have money.


All this nonsense for no happen.

MadamVanessa:



What on earth would make someone to kill a lovely creature like snake? Ignorant and føolishness can only be the reason.

I wonder, don’t they know it’s Eve’s best friend?

Kevinjap:
Snakes and chicken be like 5 & 6


Dear nairlanders..
It's been over a year since I left home for studies & the session is over now. Surprisingly things have changed.
I don't know if by any chance you can connect me to a free ride from Maiduguri to Yola 🙏

I can

dododawa1:
First SIM 19years not in use again bought by my parents


Second SIM 17years in use bought by myself.

Dem ask you simple question.


The one you’re currently using is how old?

Samantha124:
I'm still waiting for someone to prove to me that this spiritual thing is real because with Christians, they'll tell you something from the Bible, but still go and do the exact opposite.

With traditionalists, they'll tell you scary stories, but have no solution to those stories.

When one of my cousins graduated from practicing as a traditional healer, I hid one of her beads in the house during my visit to her house... I was gonna spend the night, so I decided to test if indeed she was spiritually woke like they claimed because I didn't take her seriously.

The following morning I was woken by her pulling off the duvet from the bed, she started asking me questions about the whereabouts of her beads, I pretended to be clueless of what she was talking about... She then held me tight by the leg and threatened to drag me from the bed and UnCloth me for everyone in the house to come and see me naked... I didn't take her seriously, so I laughed.

She then pulled me by the leg and grabbed my pajamas pants, I tried to escape, but she was too strong... She was about to pull the pajama pants when I finally admitted to have taken the beads and hid them somewhere in the house because I just wanted to test her.

Despite what happened, up until this day, I still don't take her seriously...

What color of panties were you wearing under the pajamas? 🤔

VawulentMan:
Mine was when your "e" comes before your "i" in your believe

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

oz4real83:
how u will survive on stories like this in the next four years will be a miracle

ol iz well

Tito24:
you come dey follow dem dey yab your sister?

E no make sense naw... Haba!

I no be from there too.




Na cruise and banta I just the find.

jmoore:
5 ft 2 inches is average?
You are short!

Sweetbuns should have said she doesn’t want to be approached by midgets.

Tito24:
read my comment again

There's no brothel in Nigeria where you won't find your disgusting sister prostituting themselves for peanuts

You claim billionaires online but you can never relate to a real billionaire's daughter life

It's beyond you!

Hahaaa, how far my G.


I no be Ndi-Jew of Emeka-land in the south Yeast oooooooh!

I am not a developer

mariahAngel:
Cc: Nlfp.mod
Muki.na2
Obinosc.opy
S.eun

Rule 2

MariahAngel my baby boo.


I am sorry if what I said offended you.
I didn’t mean to.

To atone for my sins, I will patronize your business and even pay double for every product service I am interested in.

Godsongang:
Are you for real?

Yes

Tito24:
just like your sisters and mother

Only those ones are cheapskates

They nor get money and very unknown

You mother and sisters are very popular prostitutes I see.🥱

richie240:
As usual, those who are not nigerians crying more than the bereaved

Your tears are noted.
Thanks

You mean Biafrans?

neyopompin2023:
But Nasarawa governor was sacked and he is APC, how come no one is raising any issue abt it.

Wisdom

godgrace777:
Haha which one be holy fatima?

Jeon real name na Fatima.


She get children but still be virgin, thus she be holy Fatima.

ecolime:
Mama still looks beautiful at 93.

Some people are blessed with good genes.

Don't go and get erection for mama oh!

Afonjashapmouth:
Use to know them as mad melon then though..... thought sensimila is one of their song

They are two. Mad Melon and Mountain Black.

I pity any girl that will drink to stupor in these kind of places

Her vagina will live to tell the tale. But the tale will not be nice at all.

mariahAngel:
Is this punishment or what?
Why not allow the dead body be buried, so that the soul can find rest?

After being troubled in life, should his soul be troubled too?

Burying mohBad is waste of land space.

He should be incinerated with type and petrol. the ash and bone be packed and poured in a nearby lagoon while an Imam says Mohammeds prayers.

Alhamdullilah.

godofuck231:
WTF ?

Fvck The What?

AdamuKD:
Tiv people's meat
Very rubbish

A friend tells me it's yummy and nice, especially when it is peppered and dried.

illicit:
I don't buy what's in Vogue

Whatever I use, u hardly see it on or with someone else

I don't do uniform/Aso Ebi
I wear white most of the time

I've met people who consider it weird

We ( both you and I) are not weird at all when it comes to that.

mariahAngel:
Okay.

Well, I don't think it's that weird like that like that sha.
It's that I don't like touching/holding cash.
If I do, then I have to quickly wash my hands afterwards.

But you type of customers are found of paying with cash to avoid you embarring them should bank transfers fail.

So how do you handle that? 🤔

God1000:
He's trying his best considering the little resources available.

Nice

MrCork:
Siofra as been ban until March 2024 for her normal stupidity on nairaland sir...she will not be able to respond. They banned am 28times so far...THANK ME LATER!!(no oofencse)

Arrrgh,
LarryCork,
MechanicMike,
DaddyCK.

(no oofencse )

Mad oh!

God1000:
yes I did

Heard the current governor in your state is performing well.

Bobloco:


But you were a guinea pig student of government college lagos used to test run the school four years before it was founded

I just couldn't help but laugh out loud.
🤣

Abeg leave my balablu Jagaban borgu for me.
At least I voted for the lesser of three evils.