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This gal can lie on the bible o, every question dey ask, she go say nah in d bible.....madam no be bible dem ask, na u

Use to luv boobs growing up...still lovin it wella

KanwuliaExtra:
Mansion in DARKNESS!
See as the place be like refugee camp.
Chai!!!!!

Didn't want to say anyth b4 o, bt omo mehn, i house is not looking good at all. Having money is 1 tin, another thing is ur charisma it slows how good you can spend it. Him architect no try at all

@Codedrock pls enligten me, my dad has 3 bold line crossed down his chest, do you knw anything about what type it is?

Joshrob:
i beg make una nor vex for my question..
where is her breast?...

Had to go back n cross check...bro e be like say e no follow come from asia o

GoroTango:
Typical showmanship from a typical Nigerian Pentecostal pastor.

For you Christians take a look at what your Holy book says about giving to the needy

Matthew 6: 3-4


New International Version

But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

New Living Translation
But when you give to someone in need, don't let your left hand know what your right hand is doing.
Give your gifts in private, and your Father, who sees everything, will reward you.

English Standard Version
But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you.

Bro i agree with u, bt it's a crusade, what ll you say about emmanuel tv....the guy go give you money in private now them go talk say na aminajitua him do with the mama n daughter...the bible is a powerful book, don't just pick a verse to butter ur point, what was the story b4 that verse, abi why did Jesus feed 5000 peps openly, guess he should have done it secretly too. Thank u

Partnerbiz:
Well, in our laws, a woman can never rape a man. Biologically too I think it's impossible. Or how can a dicck remain erect without consent and excitement.
This is different from the vj that is always open.


Most peepe who claim to have been raped wanted some actions too.

Am confused...how can a female patus open without concent or excitement still go ahead to get wet....i dont understand

Abeg it's not my bizness o....but nah NIKE be that..na h wah oo, u call yourself celeb bt have no taste 4 the real deal.

paybak:
if i say i understand this then i'd be lying..

Lemme break it down for you, when in a relationship and u r the guy she chooses to make her priority, u r lucky cause you ll not have stress but u'll be someone else's stress. Ya digg

unclezuma:
https://i.imgur.com/1gc72iI.gif

Finally, someone gets it(The humour)...Exactly my thoughts when this scandal started(The repercussions).

Some might believe the next email they get

paybak:
I get luck oooo.. No girl in this world, i mean no girl has ever tried that shi with me.. Except i wanna be dishonest to myself.. I never knew God has been so great to me not untill i read those comments.

Am not doubting u, bt did u eva think u were doin someone's special princess..jst pray to be on the safe side brov

Japhet04:
This incident is obviously staged (planned out)

Dino Melaye is about the least man I can trust

Watch out for part 2..."the suspects arrested confessed that they were sent by apc one tin one tin"

bakila:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa9kvfLYxk0

He should watch that Video

Note.....he made mention of nothing living in the zoo, cause violence and also welcome violence, these are offenses you can't make without going unpunished,.

All the names he called are igbos, abeg don't spread your dirty linens outside. Deal with your family issues first before starting a fire that ll burn down the house.

That was the meaning of what daddy Adeboye posted......using social platform to get a spouse is very risky...what you see is not what you get.

enshi:
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Its gnld..got one from 16 ondo street costain behind keystone bank. Pls who knows if its same time wasting dudes?

I just read about this scandal everyday back 2 back...well sha 1 thing i know is that when God wants to expose a false prophet it wouldn't be under probability, it ll be red handed along with all the shame with it. Instead of all this accusations.

They just got new stock of latest guns so they are looking for a dumping site for their expired weapons. Its pays sha cos dey ll still get paid for disposing waste.

to my husband jay jay seen.......now thats been real.

If you have pride as a nigerian dat as served or hope to serve soon, you wouldn't see this is a laffin mata.....lets stand together for once ....pls spread the news as u can...all zamfara corpers not to attend ppa or cds, all to convey at their local government, let force the govt to do something...lets use this social media in a right way this time......#notooppression

06013276dc:
Pls Excuse my poor writing (narrating) skills.

After so much time on nairaland, i had gathered so much knowledge of how to recognise GNLD coys, what their recruitment invitation looks like and all that. For all these while i never fell victim of their tactics.
But like they will say, Man proposes but God disposes.

Shebi jejely i was in my house when someone called me that he spoke to someone about my joblessness and was told i shld come for an interview in some company. Truly the person he spoke to called me and gave address, when i asked what d name of d coy is,she said i shldnt worry,its an international coy,i shld jst come for the interview. Searched the address on nairaland but couldn't get any tangible info.
So, i went.
I couldn't leave even when i noticed upon stepping into d building people were registering the code such as Admin/HR in dia text invite so my supposed helper wont say i concluded too fast.

We were ushered in, given 10 objective questions to answer. After then a guy came in and spoke about attitude blablabla, then d supposed HR personnel came in and started with her own lecture too...on how irrelevant dia grandfather's (nt mine) certificate wont fend for them, on how graduates develop too much ego to fflw business opportunities. After lyk 3hrs, the CEO came and said how she made 250k on her first business trip and how beneficial grabbing dia business opportunities is...blablabla...at the end she said team leaders wld get more opportunities to make money dn team members so to be a team leader, you av to pay their franchise levy of #14,000 immediately while team members can pay later.
I sha spent approximately 4hrs in dia and ended up having severe headache.
I am not angry oo...Cos mehn, those guys got awesome presentations and re-orientation skills...I just pity those that fell for them.. #wehdohsir #wehdohma
In conclusion, the name of their coy is ICONIC ACE Integrated Services and they are located at 98,PalmAvenue, Mushin (Hillstar Hospital Building)

Dey asked u 2 switch ur phones right?
When i got there all neatly dressed n saw others on sandals i knew i was in the wrong placd

talk2archy:
All this things are politics, if i say Nigeria is a funny country you guys will criticise me, when 9 years old children lined up and voted for this dullard that has been missing, what was the action taken by Nigerians? Is possible APC have bribed some officials just to run wike down but i know the man as a very strong politician just like Fayose. If Buhari did what we expected from him noting will ever make me not to be his no 1 fan.
NONSENSE! Nigeria need a new leader please.

Bros, changing the driver ll not change anything when all the brain box of the car ( COUNTRY) is damaged, by the way why do nigerias always like to die been blinded by sentiments, after the voice recorded of him saying he ll kill d inec officials, den dis n u still blive dey r trying to blackmail him, bros u ll always be blind.

Its a sad thing for a someone to die, but cant say am sorry 4 her, what ll her husband say or feel, "i lost my wife wen she was banging another dude" i wonder his situation, sad cos he lost his wife or heartbroken cos she cheats nnhe gt to knw in a very embarrassing way....God save us single men, so we wouldnt marry a lady that ll push us into the life we never wished for.

Mmm....Karma on 9ja,,,,,,its no news that nigeria is know for many things along side online fraud, ghis is jst a white man paying us wit our coin....now we can have 1st hand experience of how they feel when dey are swindled..the painfull part is that they dont even have office to burn down or were to stage a protest, all u can do is stare at ur screen...i knw this talk go paiñ these mmmiers.

May his soul rest iñ peace........after that has been said..
NL is the typical example of the siituation of the country, some ll be quick to label it eastern wahala, after every fp. Peps rush Jst to read the news n ready to label if afonja, Igbo or wat eva, polictis played a good role in the division, i have never seen anyone talk abt what we have in common, what makes us, only what differentiate us, but they forget we all live in this country and we r product of our enviroment...pls n pls let build the unity in this country starting from Nl. Thank you.

My people see hamma......sue these people nah, him go clearly win d case simce mu no wan dey associated with racist ish. Mr. Ade abi u wan make craze clown wipe u beta 1, wake u jor dey form gentleman if na dem gt such reply, the whole Internet 4 don burst.

Dunno if its nigerians or jst nairalanders, hypocrisy in the highest order, pls find out her ittinery before buhari was president, she be balling eva since now that she is 1st lady una get right to say wateva. She was not comparing but where were u when patience was acting president any country she goes then. Before we say any thing una go dey shout our money, how you take help economy grow, do u even pay tax abi u do ur normal 9ja sense to be crooked. Smh

MrCork:
...ok so when you was chasin females, they were angels. ..now that they reject you,they are shameless...corrrrrect? My nigggggga...don't make me Ben you for 6month!! (BEAT IT)

Dude obviously u chase women alot, just curious have u ever had a relationship n u didnt cheat n u gave it all, guess not . So its understandable if u dont get my plight.

firstking01:
You'd be a big fooL to accomodate her back.

Mr. Firstking, guess am a big fool, cause am accomodating her now n am loving it, cause now she sees the beautiful life i live as a bachelor n am relocating out of 9ja soon, ll like to see her face when i tell her am off...nuffin is coincidental brov, its all 4 a greater good.