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[i]We don't know how far that is true!

I can tell you it's true on my own side

Volkswagen90:
mastur.......

Not even close, pray you don't taste it. You have no idea what addiction is and pray you never will

My bad habit can't be mentioned, but I know I'll break free someday from the devil's hold. I'm a loner ever since, my recent habit now made me totally isolated from peeps even family and friends. Funny enough I know it's a phase and it'll be over soon.

They were trying to make a Tarzan out of the guy.

Teacher: bisi
Bisi: yes sir
Teacher: fill in the Gap
Bisi: with sand or water

Sunnymatey:
Why detain him?

He came on his own to report the incident.

Highest would ve been to take his statement and ask him to avail himself whenever he's needed for questioning.

He should have gone with a lawyer

Bahamas95:
She was one of the reasons I fell in love with MAX FM when I was in South West......Ah iya Jogbo your death pain me!




I wonder how Obus, Wale Powpowpow and all WETIN DEY fans would be feeling now.

RIP ma.

I seriously wonder, today it was only phunky mallam that was on the show...Maxfm will never be the same again..watin dey will mourn her for years

This thing pained me to my soul, her vibes will forever be remembered felt like I knew her personally..may her soul rest in peace. May she find love and laughter in the other life... Haaaah he pain me sha

You no pay money reach to enter? Still dey wait for the interiors

Pdp too dey talk.....fayose and dino started the trend...

TechCapon:
look at it again. It's one shoe and one ice cream instead of two

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That's true o,
But did you also notice the boy is wearing the red sneakers?

Obinoscopy:
Who can solve this? It's not as easy as you think.

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PS:

It's interesting how people are getting varying answers. I will post a summary of all the different answers posted by nairalander here:

Too easy
60

TechCapon:


Shoe = 10

Boy = 5

Ice-cream = 4

Oya do the math and gimme my gift

10 + 10 +10 =30

5 + 5 + 10 = 20

4 + 4 + 5 = 13

5 + 5 * 2 = 15 (bodmas)

Oga nah 10+5*4 not 5+5
Look at the question again
The answer is 60

SILVERLINES:


Nice soprano voice there

Exactly my look when I walked into immaculate conception Choir hall 21 years ago, till date choir always brings me joy unbounded.

Please anyone who can find him should alert me I wanna sow a little token into his life.

May God Almighty bless his voice to sing more to His glory.

If there's any thing I miss most in church service is the choir ministration...goosh see goose bumbs

Person way wear lace agbada come computer village, be like person way carry poster saying I be JJC come dupe me.

SultanOfAbia:
Check your PM

PM as in mailbox, I didn't get any message.

All I want to know is @op is your name Victor, based in abuja. Loves football ( 10) and served in kubwa for NYSC?

Bro if you want to hear the bitter truth...you never see wife. Just walk away jeje gradually

Did you notice no one abused their president, they were all been optimistic, I trust my mother land, Dem go done dey trend for Twitter with insults.

Forgive yourself first, live in peace with yourself and God. And he'll restore everything in due process. You have to believe

You go fear resume nah...

Wait o, she's 27 and her husband is 45

Isn't that Cesar from Madagascar, the penguins most be near then.

Bestchoice4me:
At night, i was Hot and i wanna bleep so badly, she refused but will agree on one condition.. I asked her to voice out... She said, i must gv her head.. I was like wtf.. I have never done dat b4 not even will I try it at gun point.. because her kpekus oozes odour like what yoruba call IRU.. I just turn my back at her getting ready to sleep.. Buh, she later gimme d cookie sha.. Dick for pussy not mouth for pussy.. We broke up later cause she likes someone who will suck d hell outta her, but unfortunately, that's not me.

Licking plate is allowed, na how you wash your plate matter... according to your typed dic is for pucci and not for mouth either

Lockdown nah bastard o...one person create profile dey talk...,same person create another profile they reply...hahhh e don finish

Kissing her on the forehead,goes a long way and also means alot and it costs you nothing, had a one night stand with a pretty lady after a party we later dated...a year later she told me that was what made her fall in love with me, of which it was a thank you for a nice sex peck on the forehead.

Very nice question, let the Muslim scholars come and answer....cause I don't see alamajiris in Dubai or Saudi or even Iraq sef, how come nah every Nigeria northern's orientation be that

You'll definitely find love, keep been optimistic.
Chin up and have no regrets.

Nigeria, Nigeria, Nigeria.....chai
One step forward ten steps backward.