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5minsmadness:
Is this pic real or photoshopped

Photo gini?

Visit the address you go confirm!

Work of the extra terrestrials aka ise aye

This doesn't not make sense but it makes sense

You mean you actually sat the woman down to take her pix too?

U be herbalist?

SeverusSnape:
I ain't a dull'ard like him, So there is no need for me to...

You sure are.
It's obvious from the way you use punctuation marks.

deadZONE:
Photo conscious president...
president of the north
president KIM KARDA-BUHARI
you poo u take picture
u drink kunu u take pcture.
now u have approved amnesty for your boys.
we are watching u.....
we have seen that u have no purpose for this country.
you welcomed a spy from MI6 into Aso rock took pictures with him.
Nigeria is now a laughing stock to d rest of the world.
the best thing for Nigeria is to break it up..
the level of tribalism and favoritism has gone out of hand
am not in support of biafra take note.

What's your name again?
Dead. ..

Nice move.

Still waiting for lalasticlala and his friends.

God bless the humble president

So none of the Pro GEJ (aka wailers) can drop a single comment here?

Ques: So who's the real dullardinh*o?
Ans: Jona of course.

whirlwind7:
Trust the media to deny public officials and their relations their needed privacy.

The man just became NNPC boss, and his wife gets an unnecessary exposé.... Now it's his daughter's turn.

All righty...buckle up for more gossip this coming weeks. Lets wait for items on his aunt, nieces and nephews, sons and uncles....and dont forget their hired helps too!

Congratulations, by the way...and kindly shield your baby from them paparazzis. They got nothing better to do nowadays.

I tire o.

dunkem21:
JEGA was biassed ..Orubebe didn't package his criticism well.

Oya help him jare.

Mr package

Lilimax:
Chai! Repent

Okay.
Give me 2 then

Op how much is one dozen of Amudo?

Congrats!

Permit me to add ope lope Mark Zuckerberg.

TANoids be like: it's not Buhari, it's what GEJ had done.
How could he claim to have done that when he doesn't have ministers yet.

Anyways, how market sha. National Association of Wailers

INTROVERT:
let me wait too...


The situation is obviously good around the country now. The dams are full, gas supply is constant and yes... Nobody wants to mess with GMB.

This current situation shouldn't make the government lax. More investments are needed in the power sector especially the TSGP so that more gas fired plants can be built up north.





Let's however wait till dry season for us to really complement.

...but this is not the first time we are having full dam and stuff.
The fear of PMB is the beginning of accountability.

God bless my president.

In all these, did he at any point say he'll fulfil them in two months?

Even GEJ waited till his campaign period before makeing significant moves against BH. When it became obvious that he was losing.

Why not drop the grief of your loss and face the future positively.

Wailing cannot bring GEJ back.
You are just beckoning a gone train.

kazmanbanjoko:
Abeg ooo, lalasticlala , ishilove , barcanista , seun and other nairaland chairmen them. Who comot my option for "like". I cant click "like" for a post. What did i do to deserve this

Use biro write am

Nice one.

All I just need to do is to catch the gangster.

neocortex:
Obviously you can't comprehend simple sentence ,that is
the consequence of having semi-literate person as a role model.

Get your dictionary and check the meaning of "sarcasm".

Brilliant is a "big english" to you, that is why you used
it inappropriately.

Okay.no problem

neocortex:
I blame your teachers for that, but you should have consulted
a dictionary before using that "big english" .
Zombies like you never take a position on an issue , you always
rely on your master's opinion.
You need to free your mind.

So 'brilliant' is a big english to you?
I can only shake my head for you.

PassingShot:
Which achievements?


How is the refusal of USA to sell weapon to Nigeria under GEJ an achievement?


Did Buhari or any one claim it was PMB's achievement? Besides, are we talking of the same locomotive railway that was repainted and brought to us at exorbitant price? The railway as attached here? The same trains that derail because of rail lines that are already obsolete?


Refineries that GEJ's administration told us were to resume production in 2016 as reported here by NNPC here?http://nationalmirroronline.net/new/refineriesll-be-back-on-stream-2016-nnpc/ Had GEJ won the election, would the refineries have started work given the fact that they had already given June 2016 date? I did a thread on it here https://www.nairaland.com/2392387/buhari-not-jonathan-responsible-refineries#34952467


The anti-corruption technology that didn't recognize that stealing is corruption? The technology that couldn't deter massive looting and short-changing the govt such that thousands of barrels of crudes were lifted but proceeds ended in private accounts of some ministers? The technology that couldn't prevent taking $2bn from ECA without approval of joint-owners?

All in all, I see this as unnecessary cheap blackmail that will not fly.

Sane Nigerians are already grateful to God for giving us Buhari as we have witnessed tremendous improvements in service delivery of all government agencies. This is largely brought about by the body language of the incorruptible General.

The ardent critics, including PDP, of the amiable president even attest to the fact that PMB stands head and shoulder above all in terms of integrity and sincerity. It's not uncommon to now read PDP saying "APC is no different from PDP if not for Buhari". To us, that is huge difference.

GEJ is nothing but a failure.

...and why don't we have a thousand likes for this brilliant analysis already.

God bless you bro. Nobody would have said it better

Hehehehehe. E don reach jazz level

TPNCAP

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TheSonOfMark:
https://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/emoticon-games-023.gif
I thought the APC sold Buhari as a SUPERHERO with all the solutions to our problems?

I thought BH was supposed to be crushed in TWO WEEKS?

Like Uncle GEJ crushed them in 6 years?

So your sickness did not surface when you were stealing abi? Time for probe now phone calls dey give infection.

Please don't worry. We will Dikko you back to the country.

FowlYansh:
Buhari needs men like this to make his administration work yet he surrounds himself with fellow kunu drinking burukutu sipping drunks.

GEJ we are sorry!

Are you for real?!

What does he need an arm dealing pastor for?

lokodon:
you are the only genuis I have seen so far. no1 can also be son, brother etc

Thanks bro.

Help me tell SammieLowkey.
He'll rather yab than learn.

SammieLowkey:
i'd rather be an 'olodo' than spew rubbish with confidence. How's ur day going?

It's unwise not to learn.

Why not try it first.

SammieLowkey:
base17 ko, acid32 ni..

Olodo oshi

bobbiekrantz:
I don't celebrate brainwashed nitwits...


so...swerve to your senile president's deep sh!t...punk!!

You are as drunk as GEJ

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