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Why all the razzmatazz, na she die?

At the age of fourty, the pastor and the prayer warriors will be dancing.

Her matter don tire them for church

Once I don see dis man, e don happen again be that.

Later that evening...

Dele Momodu: see if I give you this money and you take it to club to dance 'Dele na my boy' walahi I'll swear for you.

Alcoholu!
Alcoholu!!
Alcoholuuu!!!


It's okay

wadetaw202:
I tried to find sense in your comment but I couldn't find any.

You will win the award for the dullest and most meaningless commenter of the year.

Saying you are dull is actually an insult on the word "dull"

Thanks a lot my mentor.

wadetaw202:
You are a worse bigot.

If not, you will remember that buhari claimed he was a miracle worker and that he would implement change within weeks of being elected.

Weeks turned into months and months are turning to yeas; yet,all the dullard can boast of is a fake victory over boko haram.

LOL! You dull sha.

You are a greater miracle worker.

It takes someone like you toremember that kind of claim.

Miracle worker ko alpha and omega ni

wadetaw202:
I think you should remove falsehood and self-deceit from your own DNA.

The promise was to defeat boko haram. Can a defeated group still be making threats, kidnapping and moving from one forest to another?

Tel yourself the truth for once in yur life; boko haram has not been defeated.

Buhari's ONLY "achievement" after15 months in power is a sham!

your buhari is a failure!

Yes my lord!

And we can take it that ur Jona's achievement for donkey years of cluelessness is defeating the terrorist group.

You can compare their strength then and now. They are really waxing stronger.

Bigot!

Destined2win:
We keep seeing propagadum that they have been defeated yet they strategically expand their operations.

It's high time we started telling the truth

The only truth you can hear is that incessant bombings have stopped.

Remove hatred from your DNA

DropShot:
What is this?

Some of you are perpetual bringer of bad news even when it's not necessary. Stock Markets recording gains and loses is a routine occurrence that changes on minutes (if not seconds) basis. A market that closes on losses today may close on gains tomorrow.

[size=15pt]On May 13, NSE gained N81bn. Where were you?[/size]
http://punchng.com/stock-market-gains-n81bn-37-firms-appreciate/

[size=15pt]On June 20, the NS market gained N760bn in just three days.[/size] Where were you to report it here then?
http://venturesafrica.com/nigerian-stock-market-gained-n760bn-in-three-days-from-new-fx-market-regime-here-is-how/

[size=15pt]Where were you when investors were reported to have gained N81.63bn on June 30?[/size]
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/stock-market-rebounds-investors-gain-n81-63-bn/

[size=15pt]Where were you when the Nigerian Stock Market was reported to have gained 3.3% in the first six months of the year (July 1st report)?[/size]
http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/07/01/nigerian-stock-market-gains-3-3-in-first-six-months/

[size=15pt]On July 18, Nigeria Stock Market gained 0.36%. Where were you then?[/size]
http://www.cnbcafrica.com/video/?bctid=5039804205001

There have been many other reports in recent weeks of NSE recording gains almost on daily basis but those of you who almost always look for negative news to report pounce on a single negative one after several positive news.

It pains sharing same nationality with unpatriotic souls!

God bless you jare.

Some ppl and bad news ehn! Dem be like twins

Hehehehehe hehe

Nice one OP. Your comments sef no help matter.

From 1 to 15, sexically hilarious

Can't wait to share with my friends.

McBrooklyn:
10. When You're Breaking Your Fast And That Christian Friends Of Yours That Have Been Eating All Day Says You Should Remain For Him

This other Lastma with kponkriyon and sobontone nko?

Na wah.

thesicilian:
From his own explanation his action is understandable, but not acceptable. If he was being tossed around by the gatemen like he said, he could have simply called a senior security officer close by to take control of the situation, instead of stooping so low as to start a fight. He's lucky that the gateman turned out to be more matured in character and did not retaliate...

One thing we should never forget is that some people by virtue of their standing in the society are held to higher behavioral standards than the general public.

''Who anger don epp? ''

I like this submission. Nice one.

Some lawyers might jump on the case just to make some dough. The security outfit might also make case out of this.

That Eko Hotel has not gotten back to you does not make your action right. I'm sure they are still looking at the legal implication.

I just want to save this.

I'll read it out from beginning to the end to my interviewer in my next interview.

Who's f1ngering who?

For this post, you just made Nairaland one of my favourites too.

Ijaya123:
If you have short memory, sorry we don't. We can still vividly remember how that clueless GEJ used the police to deal with BBOG campaigners then.

Bro. Na d mugu we dey blame Buhari I dey yab. It's a sarcasm.

Ijaya123:
If you have short memory, sorry we don't. We can still vividly remember how that clueless GEJ used the police to deal with BBOG campaigners then.

Only intelligent people understand sarcasm.

Beeman1:
This is not good at all. Why stopping them from entering Villa Hope presidency will come out and clear the air.

God bless PMB

God bless Nigeria.

Don't mind them jare.
Afterall, GEJ allowed them to enter and he also cleared the air on it.

God bless GEJ
God bless Nigeria.

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Samsung Galaxy S6: what's the megapixel?

HTC 10: i have fingerprints and...

Samsung Galaxy S6: what's the megapixel?

HTC 10: I also have sleek design with...

Samsung Galaxy S6: hol up Nigg@, what's the megapixel?

HTC 10: 12

Samsung Galaxy S6: Do me a favour please...Gerrarahia!...Gerrarahia man!!...shh!t men!!!

If you really want it, then go for it.
May God grace your steps.

Ah!

Gbese re o...

GEJ: I once had no shoes
Cynthia Morgan: hol up...hol up...hol up...I stole them.

mile12crises:
Buhari is an arrant illiterate and very uncivilized and unintelligent, even unintelligible.
I challenge anyone to convince me otherwise with factual reasons.

Buhari will yet prove to be one of the greatest mistake Nigeria will be making as a nation.

The judge submission is quite commendable
We are in a complete dictatorial regime where the rule of law has been jettison into the garbage bin.

Prof! Prof!!

With all your education and intelligence, you are still a nobody o

Lesbo alert!

So?

So?

So?

She should divorce, dump the green card and return to Nigeria to live in Mowe Ibafo.

The man is changing those jobs to better the lives of the family.

She's got the standard education, let her do the little she can and ultimately take care of the children and support the husband.

What does it profit a woman to get all the qualifications and lose her family

The children will adjust. If they are happy in their new environment.

Ppl move houses every year in Lagos; Lekki children leave home for school at 5am to return home at 8pm. That one is good for d children abi?

Many women have for these kind of reasons advised their spouses to shun relocation and big job offers. They are still struggling together and will end up blaming the hubby for not earning as much as his 'mates'

She should sit with the man and they shd weigh the options together.

America has taught her that she can be self dependent too. The thoughts she never had back in Nigeria.

Iranu.

Francis Duru shoes are from 50 shades of grey