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Oya, stop 'subbing'.
Kpele omo daada

Na sign of wife material.
Better start calling him BROTHER

Fulaboy:
Prostrate sound weird what did that have to do with our wedding

Everything.
We do prostrating and kneeling thing very well in my culture.
We don't squat to greet like you guys

Fulaboy:
No be by force I'd rather come and marry you instead

Be ready to prostrate like there is no tomorrow in one day and like your life depends on it for the rest of your life

TheSonOfMark:
A female who is so desperate that SHE EXCHANGES SEX FOR A ROOF HER HEAD has cheapened herself.


Going by the definition of prostitut.ion, she is a prostit.tute.

Argue if you will but she is.

The probably leeches the new guy of his money too.

When she starts being able to fully provide for herself she'll start feminist chants.


So much for feminism!

Lolest! Brother mi, I can't argue with you at all. The emphasis you laid on your words shows even Angel Gabriel can't convince you otherwise.

As much as I'm not a fan of co-habiting myself, I don't expect everyone to see things from my view or pronounce judgment on people who do things differently.

Moreover, nothing is as easy as standing aloof to judge people we barely know.

Fulaboy:
Oh I forgot to answers your Question. Yes that's what we call Shadi but I think they're not practising this any longer cox I grew in the city and our village are no longer doing that. Ask fulaman he'll enlight you more

Awwww!
Would have loved to hear tales of how yourself and Fulaman got the beating of your life

kuuljay:
this austine4real na feminine terrorist him be ne?

Nah!
he escaped from somewhere

sirdouglas:
Beamborla Abeg reason this guy level nah, see as him dey trip for u

Lol... he is my boy

austine4real:
u think am ya mate?
because i allow u 2 toast me

Your signature says it all

austine4real:
lolx c ur head like cocacola bottle. Biurifu my smelly y4nsh

This pickin need deliverance o!

You are fantasizing about your smelly y*nsh

They are only trying to connect...

KEEP CALM!

kuuljay:
you profile picture na die you are beautiful

Cos of my beauty, I walk around with bodyguards to protect me from people like austine4real.

Thanchuu

austine4real:
u said ur mum knw u well,dd she knw abt wot we'r doin on Nl?
Take ur hand of my pric. Sori i mean pencil i wnt 2 write a letter 2 ur mum. Nawtibabe:-D:-D:->

You've started fantasizing about me so soon?

Well, I'm not surprised, I'm biuriful

Op, directly or indirectly, all guys/ladies are always being snatched.

You haff said it all... she is a potential wife material.

Please, I suggest color rainbow for the wedding, I love them colorful

Jostico:
you only know you love(hate) her when you let her go

And you let her go...

austine4real:
u mean u'v put ur bwreast milk inside bottle 4 me 2 drink?
I'l slap u if u care is nt taking bware

Hahahehehuhu...
Keep dreaming, my pickin.
You have a right to dream

ipleddge:
Good morning ladies and gentle.I welcome both the invited guests and uninvited guests to this special event.I wanna sing the song "Toh Bad" by Niyiola to my baby girl dimples192.All thanks to people that make this event possible,I can not mention all,please forgive me if I miss ur name
Cc Lala247
Jacksparrow1207
Cherryice
Darkrebel
Blackett
Missclassy
Ronald4lif
D1ck and others
*clear throat* *underground beat*
Verse 1
I love you
You love me
Oh baby I know it’s true
But sometimes it’s crazy
The kind of things that you do
I’m tired of trying to be your number one
I love you (I no go lie)
I love you (I no go lie)
I’m trying to use my head
The more I try, the worse situation is getting
I’m trying to say goodbye
I feel the hurt inside
I think you got me bad
Baby I no go lie
Chorus
Ife yi ga o
Ife yi le o
Ife to ma dun dun dun bi oyin
Te legan ba soro
Lojo ton ba koro
Da won lohun pe adun lo n gbeyin ewuro
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Na you get my heart
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Them say
Baby you bad o
Baby you bad o
But I love you
Baby you bad o
you bad o
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
I love you
Verse 2
I need you
You need me
Oh baby I know it’s true
But sometimes it kills me
The kind of things that you do
But sometimes I’m trying to be your number one
I love you (I no go lie)
I love you (I no go lie)
I’m lying in my bed
Trying to forget memories but is taking over me
I’m trying not to cry
Tears are hard to find
It’s had to let you go
Baby I no go lie
Chorus
Ife yi ga o
Ife yi le o
Ife to ma dun dun dun bi oyin
Te legan ba soro
Lojo ton ba koro
Da won lohun pe adun lo n gbeyin ewuro
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Na you get my heart
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Them say
Baby you bad o
Baby you bad o
But I love you
Baby you bad o
you bad o
Yeah yeah
Verse 3
How many times
Tell me how many times
I’ve tried to run away from you baby
How can I live without you (ha ya)
How can I live without you (ha ya)
How many times
Tell me how many times
I’ve tried to run away from you baby
How can I live without you (ha ya)
How can I live without you (ha ya)
Chorus
Ife yi ga o
Ife yi le o
Ife to ma dun dun dun bi oyin
Te legan ba soro
Lojo ton ba koro
Da won lohun pe adun lo n gbeyin ewuro
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Say
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Toh bad o (toh bad o)
Them say
Baby you bad o
Baby you bad o
But I love you
Baby you bad o
you bad o
Yeah yeah
*Wow see the crowd crying* *am blushing*
*love in the air *

Hian!
M****m must know of this

austine4real:
blod of jisos so u'r a w1tch.
Holy Gohst fire 1million times

See this one!
If you see winch, you go stand?


Go and drink your akamu Jor... your feeding bottle is ready

Fulaman198:
I'll teach little brother so that he will impress you and not disgrace the Fulanis

Nice!

Fulaboy:
so you prefer the first one

Yeah! Wouldn't be scared of heavy breeze

Fulaboy:
so you prefer the first one

Yes!

austine4real:
me?
I'l report u 2 ur mama u'r looking under me&u ddnt let me look unda u. Jump up witch

Mama knows her baby very well.

Fulaman198:
The youngster doesn't know how. He needs big brother to show him how it's done

I see you've taken a break from that thread...

I just hope big brother knows the moves for real

austine4real:
bloody civilian wot do ya mean?
U wnt 2 frog jump?

Stewpid! See this recruit o

Fulaboy:
Or this one may be

This one looks cute but the top looks vulnerable to breeze.

Fulaboy:
lemme get you a dress


Can you rock this one?

Rocking it already

BTW, Is it true yew guys do the beating ritual to determine who is eligible enough to marry a damsel?

austine4real:
pls help dis gal is toasting me.
Did i pressd ur br3ast sori i mean oranges. Blord jisos 70x

You really need to keep reading your signature again

Fulaboy:
you mean I should go and get my stick

Fulaboy:
you mean I should go and get my stick

It would be awesome

austine4real:
ur coconut head.
Sori i mean egg shaped head

This is a holy period...
I refuse to be tempted. I shan't reply you... I shall only tell you yours look like watermelon

kuuljay:
you are full of mischief.

Mischief is my middle name

Bazinga:
as in u just wrote ur final yr exam?

In plateau accent, CORRECK!