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asumo12:
Hmmmm!
What's ur point Aπϑ pointees dear?

You never break ni

asumo12:
Light!




Beamborla iwo dabayi oooo!

Emi ni...ki lo sele?

I personally do not understand why there is so much fuss about this people. There should be no law for or against them.

How I wish people can be so indifferent to them. All these attention is just making the whole thing more popular. And it's really spreading it.

For real

Specialist900:
I only started imagining when I saw the word INTERCOURSE

Now you need deliverance

Specialist900:
doesn't happen to me. Rather the opposite. Without breakfast where I wan get energy work na? Work makes me miss lunch sometimes.

Infact I rarely leave the house without breakfast.

N. B: I NO LIKE FOOD LIKE THAT O

I beLIEve you

Specialist900:
Them don dey find out church for wedding. Nice move

Stop imagining things, my dear
it's just a friendly intercourse

Specialist900:
prove o. I'm eager to know

When you eat in the morning, it makes you somewhat weak and heavy. You might not be as active as you should be. *That's how it makes me feel *

I'd recommend brunch.

Caseless:
yes. Yell at her and she won't raise a hand. Infact, she can't hurt a fly.



Have spoken the mind of the gods?

He's right, but I must warn you, he exaggerated @ alezy

Alezy:
ah, hw can it deal wit u under a shelter?? dat ur shelter ehn. you went in ur dreams? lolz....am always dere during your praise concert/choir competition every december. Am a chatolic by birth, now attend House on the rock/ winners chapel.

That's cool. I'm a member but I've never been there, Shame on me.

Why did you leave Catholic. most catholics I know are just like Jehovah Witness... they hardly change church except out of strong conviction

Alezy:
*surprise look* Poly gini

I couldn't have written that...one of the mods is trying to play games with me

asumo12:

Kpele. it's almost 6.
You would break soon

Caseless:
Taaaaah...womanizer General of the federation. See the mossaic of what u saw.




I'm innocent!

We both know the logic behind the pishur but kontinu

kaboninc:
Hehe..
Work dey oh.
Serious catakata dey here now.

Evening
Stop ignoring me it's not good for your health.

Alezy:
where did she go to? and why didn't she run for cover wen it was raining? why am asking just wanna kw. u Eva been to faith arena in Benin?

in my dreams, yes!
Not been there but I plan on going someday. School is either on section or on break whenever the youth programme is to hold. Which do you attend?

I went to a friend's, my dear. And I did ran for cover but the rain made sure it still dealt with me even under the so called shelter

Alezy:
u welcome... hw av u been? what Church do u even attend?

Rain dealt with me a lil...still shivering.

I attend Church of God Mission (why did you ask )

luxanne:
1. Haba! You should know that was typo na, oya sorry you hear. Lool @ betting on Specialist bald head, so he's bald?

2. Really? didn't know he's a muslim...that's easy na, we would have just paired you with someonelse or better yet, you choose your partner

@3, 4, 5, 6...
We're not asking for your pictures hun, questions to be asked are just 5 in numbers and they cover nairaland, current affairs and a riddle. Questions that will be asked about you and your partner are even just the basics, no deep questions as I understand the need for privacies, I do

Kinda hard to believe you're shy and quiet reading all your posts on this thread, lool.

*moves closer to her*
How comes you don't know smth as obvious as specialits being bald?


Hmmm...my sister, I've already bought pop corn and zobo for that day. Pls, just leave me to watch

Plus I'm polygamous in nature

Specialist900:
specialists009 might have a bald head but specialist900 keeps afro

If you're shy then I'm more shy abi na shyer

Quiet now has a new meaning o

Specialist900:
the most important meal of the day is what you joke with? Hmm, you go starve Alezy with hunger o

What if I prove you wrong that breakfast is not the most important meal ?

Specialist900:
goan drink yoghurt then. How is nunu complete without either fura or dambu

E consign you abi na you wan drink am

Alezy:
yea I just heard from sum1 in uni port dat why I askd. u shud check u dept.

Would do so come Monday.
thanks! you are a darling

asumo12:
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/fmc.gif

Warris it?

Alezy:
not really, wud do much later. a lot on my mind ryt now. so wat re they saying abt u guyz? talking abt service.

A lot? Why did you allow things pile up on your mind that much

Heard some schools have started mobilization. would visit my dept on Monday.

Alezy:
shy person I Kw, good observer I can agree with but a quiet person *clears throat*

How can I be shy and not be quiet

Even Truckpusher knows I'm quiet and Caseless can attest to it.

Specialist900:
good choice. Fura and dambu na my favourite. But it's been a while I had one.

I take my nunu without fura. I'm very picky

Alezy:
u guessed ryt switz, I just need a relaxation spot 2 relax for like 1hr. eaten yet

Goan relax... Yeah!

Nah! I'm not a fan of breakfast


Have you?

luxanne:
Beamborla,

Bhet why? Am yet to also see your name on my list after pairing you for the couples'. Contest

sweetheart here are my reasons:

1. I can bet specialists009 bald head that you guys wrote 'beamboria' and not beamborla....not cool

2. You paird me with aumo12, he's fasting now...shouldn't do such in this holy period

3. I'm a very good observer

4. i'm a very shy person

5. I'm a very quiet person

6.

Specialist900:
the night was short o. I vex when my alarm ring this morning sef

Thanks. Have a great day too

go back to bed na

Specialist900:
do you take fura too?

very well, Sir
would prolly take this afternoon

Alezy:
ohh dear, wud av done dat but errrmmmm.....didn't wanna disturb ur perfect sleep. decided 2 stay in my misery. hope u had a luvly nyt rest

Awww...thanks for your consideration.
*whispers to myself * (not like I meant what I wrote earlier)


So tell me, how are you this beautiful morning?
Not too good, I guess

Alezy:
ahh...pls change dis cos I eat food I didn't prepare everyday of my life.

Even if I did it, it won't change reality.

Live with it, hun

Specialist900:
I'm particular about the iru cos I witnessed the preparation. Na true you talk o, enough sweat follow o. . Basically, the problem I have with iru is the smell

I drink fura de nunu sha. I heard it's production is somehow too

I won't say anything on nunu... I'd rather keep it to myself.
Just have it at the back of your mind that you must have taken phlegm from some Fulani woman/ kid/man...

I find everything about iru appealing.

Specialist900:
it's a good thing then I wasn't around during the crude times. Realistically, such practices shouldn't still be done today.

Come to think of it, the extraction of palm oil from palm fruit isn't with the leg. Is it?

Finally, no put "iru" and biscuit in same sentence again

if I was in my home town, would have snapped and upload some pics for you. It's with leg me love.

They even sweat and urinate in it, so I heard

Lolz...keep livinng in denial.

My point is, whatever you did not prepare yourself or witness the preparation, you could be eating someone catarrh or nose peel

Even the ones you witnessed the preparation, you can't be too sure...except the person did not talk at all, some sumptuous amount of saliva might just drop in to add flavour to the food you know

And you eat in/at occasions, don't you?