₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,401 members, 8,450,144 topics. Date: Wednesday, 22 July 2026 at 08:52 PM

Toggle theme

Beardedboy's Posts

Nairaland ForumBeardedboy's ProfileBeardedboy's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 (of 59 pages)

PoliticsTinubu's "Church Rat And Poisoned Holy Communion" Analogy Explained by beardedboy(op): 7:27am On Oct 18, 2022
See original thread here.


Arewa Interactive Session: Tinubu Responds To Questions On Climate Change

Bola Tinubu on climate change:

"How do you prevent a church rat from eating a poisoned holy communion"?
I also joined in making jest of the man. But a friend explained it to me and I think justice demands that I share it.

Church rat = Poor nations

Poisoned holy communion = something that is inherently good or supposed to be good but laced with poison, in this case climate change.


Poor nations didn't cause climate change, if they had any contribution at all to it, it's very minimal. The more developed nations caused it and they are now forcing or imploring poor nations to make changes like banning coals, firewoods and co without giving financial support that will make it easier for them to survive without these things.

Making all these changes without having alternatives or financial support to cope is more like poisoning these poor nations.

He should have used a better analogy really, but I don't think he was blabbling.
RomanceRe: If You Were To Marry By Profession, Who Would You Marry? by beardedboy(m): 12:16pm On Oct 17, 2022
Divay22:
A Tech savvy cheesy cheesy cheesy
I'm not clingy so i don't need someone who is clingy
100%
PoliticsRe: Dangote, Yahaya Bello Meet In Aso Rock To Resolve Obajana Ownership Tussle by beardedboy(m): 5:58am On Oct 11, 2022
Rikze:
Why Aso Rock and not Kogi government House?


Or why didn't Dangote drag the Kogi State govt to industrial court?


It is becoming clearer to everyone that Dangote is used as a front for someone in the Villa...
Kogi Government House?
No noble person will choose his house as a court in his own case. You've automatically made yourself judge in your case.

How you tribal bigots reason upside down beats me. Every single time.
PoliticsRe: Dangote, Yahaya Bello Meet In Aso Rock To Resolve Obajana Ownership Tussle by beardedboy(m):
ppogba:
Thank God GT Bank is not a Northern bank.
Perhaps, you would have cried and wailed more than this.

Learn not to comment on issues you know next to nothing about.

They are talking about Dangote and Kogi now you have brought long resolved INNOSON matter into it.

Will you people ever change?
They can never change.

And that's the sole reason why they should never smell the fragrance of Aso Rock. Their toxicity is second to none.

Everything is about tribe as far as they're concerned.
PoliticsRe: Dangote, Yahaya Bello Meet In Aso Rock To Resolve Obajana Ownership Tussle by beardedboy(m): 5:48am On Oct 11, 2022
Pierocash:
To meet on how to further shortchange Kogi by using the presidency to prevail on Yahaya Bello to soften his stance.

If this is between a southern business man and Yahaya Bello ,they will hail the governor.

The injustice against Southerners is just too alarming,and yet they want to unify Nigeria
Nonsense talk.

A cheap recipe for a stagnant life is to always play victim.

Take responsibility for your failures. After all, you don't give anyone else credit for your successes.

No one is responsible for your predicament. Stop wailing.
SportsRe: It Was A Clumsy Joke: Puyol Apologises Over Tweet On Casillas Gay 'stunt' by beardedboy(m): 5:44am On Oct 10, 2022
Princewill1:
This one na damage control. The post from casillas exposed this one.

But truth is, that sh!t is natural.

Studies suggest that about 1,500 animal species are known to practice same-sex coupling - from insects, to fish, birds and mammals.
https://m.dw.com/i/favicon.png
So, animals are your own role models.

Keep it up.
CrimeRe: DSS Arrests Soldier ‘supplying Guns To Kidnappers’ In Abuja (pic) by beardedboy(m): 3:40pm On Sep 27, 2022
GOFRONT:
Greed....They used a paltry 3 million to lure him to the site.......Just the way a raosted fish is used to lure a rat into the trap.....Greed would not let him think twice..

Same way his boss at Defence ministry has refused to pay allowance of of retired soldiers.
3m is not paltry.
That said, no amount is worth commuting crime for.
RomanceRe: Groom Disappears On His Wedding Day, Bride Goes Ahead With The Event In U.K by beardedboy(m):
LIGHTROOM:
The groom added know value to the wedding
This your picture, are you sure heaven is in your plans?
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukrainian Soldier Released From Russian Captivity Looks Emaciated (Photos) by beardedboy(m): 10:09pm On Sep 23, 2022
Na wetin you find you see
CrimeRe: Policeman, Olalekan Ogunyemi, Sentenced To Death For Killing Kolade Johnson. by beardedboy(m):
Its normal to pity criminals when they're sentenced especially if you didn't directly witness the person in action.

Criminals are always sober when they're on the other side of the table. So, it's only human to pity them.

However, such pity should never push one to compromise the law or even try to compromise the law. We must remain steadfast and cold in executing the law.

Kudos to the Nigerian System on this.
CrimeRe: Woman Abandons Her One-Month-Old Baby Boy In A Bus In Anambra by beardedboy(m): 8:52pm On Sep 20, 2022
edogu:
May be she did that on purpose hoping that someone with a good heart will adopt the baby. Nurturing a baby in this Buhari's administration is terribly hard. To breastfeed a child, you need to feed well.
Stop justifying nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Davido Blasts Oyetola: 'You Are Actually Just A Bad Human Being' by beardedboy(m): 11:21am On Sep 20, 2022
RZArecta:
fear for what ? He lives in Banana island while most of Osun state including iragbiji is a rustic slum that has suffered from stunted growth in the past twelve years of Aregbesola and Oyetola. Who is losing if Adeleke's mandate is stolen ? He can't be hungry walahi instead the APC will just continue their useless ineptitude. If you prefer to suffer just because of political affiliations then the joke is on you
I hope you're not from SE. Because no SE state has right to talk near Osun State.

Factos.
CrimeRe: Dismissed DSS Official, 9 Others Paraded For Robbing Bullion Van In Abia (Video) by beardedboy(m): 8:18pm On Sep 19, 2022
LeoDeKing:
The Abia born Prosper Israel is a dismissed DSS staff, really?

Could this Prosper Israel from Abia state be one of the fulani herdsmen and dss ipob pigs keep blaming every now and then?

Since we igbos don't take responsibility for our actions, we are going to label Mr. Prosper Israel as a fulani herdsman for now.

After our next ummuna meeting coming up in the next 3 market days, a decision will be taken on who to blame between Tinubu and Buhari.

But for now, we will blame the fulani herdsmen. angry
This level of sarcasm, only simplyleo has it on NL. Are you simplyleo?
PoliticsRe: Vehicle Confiscation By Lagos State Is Unconstitutional & Void - Inibehe Effiong by beardedboy(m): 4:29pm On Sep 16, 2022
litigator:
“Out of their ignorance or parochial attitude shall others profit”
Ignorance you say? Why not put road signs clearly?
PoliticsRe: Vehicle Confiscation By Lagos State Is Unconstitutional & Void - Inibehe Effiong by beardedboy(m): 4:17pm On Sep 16, 2022
litigator:
I quite agree with you to the extent that if the govt didn’t charge the offenders before the requisite court and consequently obtained a forfeiture order, yesterday’s auction would amount to a nullity. Nothing short of daylight robbery.

It is a cardinal principle of law that the govt cannot be the accuser and the judge in its case.

Those who has their cars auctioned without a forfeiture order can approach the court and enforce their fundamental right.

Lagos state govt is not bigger than the law of the land.
How many people have the time and money to spend on such case?
PoliticsRe: Vehicle Confiscation By Lagos State Is Unconstitutional & Void - Inibehe Effiong by beardedboy(m): 4:16pm On Sep 16, 2022
Eriggs:
Nigerians should learn how to obey the traffic laws and see how the country progress and love forward to the western countries we are all crying to be like.
Shikena!
Government should learn how to make traffic signs and see how citizens will obey the law.

Moreover, traffic offenses are the weakest offenses in mostbparts of the world. Confiscating cars and sending people to jail is draconian, honestly.
TravelRe: Which State Has The Worst Capital In Nigeria? by beardedboy(m): 5:09pm On Sep 15, 2022
Corridon:
Osogbo.
This one has never travelled. You take all your info from bitter mofos like you on twitter and NL.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Visits Imo Today To Commission Projects by beardedboy(m): 9:31am On Sep 13, 2022
I dare ipod to try nonsense
PoliticsRe: Gbajabiamila, Tinubu, Shettima Observe Jumat Prayers In Abuja by beardedboy(m): 6:56am On Sep 10, 2022
Binancian:
But when obi goes to dunamis and other churches without professional photgraphers they call it religious campaign.
Spits
Who cares about Obi?

Who cares about an inconsequential 5%er?
PoliticsRe: Gbajabiamila, Tinubu, Shettima Observe Jumat Prayers In Abuja by beardedboy(m):
SlavaUkraini:
God would not answer the prayers of

1.... The Notorious Drug Baron and Big thief that is still stealing from Lagos State Treasury even after leaving office

2.... The Founder of Boko Haram that has killed not only Christians but Muslims too.

3..... The Rubber Stamped House speaker that knows the truth about how the Nigerian state has failed but he choose to deceive Nigerians that all is well. While supporting the drug baron to continue from where Buhari stops.
Are you God's PRO?

Please stop famzing muslims, we know folks like you hate us.
Foreign AffairsRe: Carnegie Mellon University Reacts To Uju Anya's Tweet About Queen's Death by beardedboy(m): 5:52am On Sep 09, 2022
datola:
How can a person of her status who is a scholar at Carnegie Mellon uttered such a despicable statementhuh

IQ without Emtional Intelligence is dystrastrous.

Dr. Uju Anya is a university professor and researcher in applied linguistics, critical sociolinguistics, and critical discourse studies primarily examining race, gender, sexual, and social class identities in new language learning through the experiences of African American students.

Nigerian again for the wrong reason!
Perhaps all these her qualities and qualifications gave her information about the queen that many didn't you.
TravelRe: Why Do Black Women In America Hate White Women & Are So Toxic? (Photos) by beardedboy(m): 1:25pm On Sep 08, 2022
BloomingDale:
Nigerian men always pokenosing in issues that don’t concern them. Learn to mind your own business. Literally everyone hates Nigeria because of you men.
Honestly, the thing is annoying.
They've insulted black Americans on this forum earlier. Now it's black women they're attacking.

Very silly thing to do, if you ask me.
PoliticsRe: Wike: Those Plotting My Death Will Die First by beardedboy(m): 5:32am On Sep 07, 2022
Wike, I feel your energy.
You're what a leader should be; decisive and conclusive. Fear no foe and respect no friend when it comes to doing what has to be done.
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu Bows To Greet Bola Tinubu by beardedboy(m): 4:30pm On Sep 06, 2022
SlavaUkraini:
Look at the Mirror and ask yourself whether bowing down or kneeling down to someone is what makes a man a slave...

Kalu is a known Sellout and carries the mindset and attitude of a Slave ..

A House Nigga.
Sellout because he's in APC and not supporting Obi?
Tell me you're a political bigot without saying you're a political bigot.
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu Bows To Greet Bola Tinubu by beardedboy(m): 10:06am On Sep 06, 2022
SlavaUkraini:
Orji Uzor Kalu is a known Political Slave...

Not Surprised.
Did Obi not bow for Atiku?
PoliticsRe: Throwback Video Of the Ikotun-Igando Road Commissioned By Tinubu In 2001 by beardedboy(m): 6:49am On Sep 06, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
Please tell them o. Most of them were not born then or their parent/they have not arrived Lagos from the village then.
They met Tinubu's Lagos so they never understood why Lagos is fiercely loyal to Asiwaju Tinubu.
Chai, it's true oo. Some people here were yet to be born in 2001.

I don old oo, no be small.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Supporters Accept "Agbado" Tag, Campaign With It by beardedboy(m): 6:22am On Sep 06, 2022
ZombieTAMER:
we say no to islamization

we say no to Muslim Muslim ticket
Is Nigeria not a secular country again?
EducationRe: Despite ASUU Strike In Federal Universities, LASU Holds Matriculation Ceremony by beardedboy(m): 6:15am On Sep 06, 2022
TurnTable22:
God no go shame us. Abeg people of Nairaland, as I codedly come ask for help to feed, Na because I no get option ,I no get where or how to fix my next meal. I don finally tire for life, depression sef Na my middle name. I swear life really hard for me and I wan survive make I no come quench as e dey go.

Help me in any way you can, good people angry . Ecobank
Please stop constituting nuisance with your incessant begging. Go and find a bakery job or beg your relatives.

You people will be begging online and doing big boy in real life. Go and do dirty job to earn legit money like your responsible age mates are doing.

Begging will only make you poorer and poorer. You will never be able to think forward as long as you keep begging. The earlier you quit it, the better for you.
EducationRe: Despite ASUU Strike In Federal Universities, LASU Holds Matriculation Ceremony by beardedboy(m): 6:13am On Sep 06, 2022
My brother don graduate be that.

Congratulations aburo
EducationRe: OAU Student Cries Out: No Electricity In Our Hostels For 5 Months Now! by beardedboy(m): 5:57am On Sep 06, 2022
Brendaniel:
If Buhari is doing his work well, those people doing rubbish will not be able to do those things in the first place, I don't know the people, it is Buhari I know, Buhari should hold them responsible, but me I would hold Buhari responsible because it is Buhari that is their employer and me I employed Buhari, yes, that is the way it should be...
Just what I expected; a counter argument. But you sound more irrational in your response than your first comment.
EducationRe: OAU Student Cries Out: No Electricity In Our Hostels For 5 Months Now! by beardedboy(m): 10:48pm On Sep 05, 2022
Brendaniel:
Thanks to Tinubu who brought Buhari that caused all the damage in all the public universities in Nigeria...


Tinubu and Buhari are twins in doing damages
You're providing free cover for those who should be held responsible. Is Buhari in Ife? Please try to have sense.
CelebritiesRe: Pop Legend, Madonna, Hugs Rema. Calls Him A Great Performer Backstage by beardedboy(m): 11:02pm On Sep 03, 2022
Beremx:
you’re definitely an Indomie generation. Madonna was popular when you were not born. Go and ask your parents who Madonna is
Stop hyping nonsense, please.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 (of 59 pages)