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CrimeRe: Nairaland Lawyers Let's Discuss This by BeardedKarma(m): 3:41pm On May 12, 2017
She'll get manslaughter
Jobs/VacanciesRe: AIICO Test And Interview Invitation by BeardedKarma(m): 12:18pm On May 10, 2017
You are going to be a marketer. With little or no pay. Until you get a big client with big money...then you get your commission.
PhonesRe: Etisalat Recorded The Highest Incoming Porting Activities In Q1 2017 – Ncc by BeardedKarma(m): 12:02pm On May 10, 2017
And i'm joining the number now. Glo has messed me up
PhonesRe: How Authentic Is Slot Swapping Phones.. by BeardedKarma(m): 1:07pm On May 02, 2017
meskana212:
I want to sell my HTC One M8 dual sim. It's still very neat with no scratch on the metal cover. Gray colour.
Hw much
PoliticsRe: Hackers Circulate "Against The Run Of Play" By Olusegun Adeniyi by BeardedKarma(m):
tomdon:
Hahahaha
I received a soft copy this morning
Please share with me
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Devours His Meal After Wembley Victory. PICS by BeardedKarma(m):
SweetSmartSexy:
My new crush. Comman make me ur baby mama. Together we'll make tiny little champion(s)
Olosho spotted. It's a pity how girls these days just find it so easy to spread their legs for every dick, tom and harry. No regard for their womanhood. Girls like this embarass the few girls that are decent. 'Baby mama' is now something to be proud of. While your mates are being champions of industries, businesses, education and entreprenuership, you're busy looking for a bed to lay back on and open some rotten thing. I sound bitter and angry, i am, because i have sisters and cousins and this girl here brings shame to them and the rest of you good girls out there. I'm a guy and i respect women and what they stand for. But i spit on the likes of this poster. You love to have little bastards everywhere. Keep it up. At least you're useful as a bad example, you're not a total waste.
PhonesRe: FCMB Staff Dies Using Phone's Torch To Operate Generator (Graphic Photo) by BeardedKarma(m): 9:51am On May 01, 2017
obafemee80:
I said the quoted part was lifted from a site...
Okay man
PhonesRe: FCMB Staff Dies Using Phone's Torch To Operate Generator (Graphic Photo) by BeardedKarma(m): 9:45am On May 01, 2017
obafemee80:
Don't mind them...
Educated illiterates will rush here to prove to us that its not possible.

I lifted this from a site:

Apparently cell phone signals are too weak to ignite gasoline vapors, but the human body can generate enough static electiricy (60,000 volts) from simply sliding out of your car seat to do just that. Do you pay attention to all those signs at the gas pump telling you to to make sure your car, cell phone, PDA, pacemaker, etc. are all turn off


Other ways that a mobile phone could generate a spark at a petrol station/generator would be due to a defective battery(explosion)
Good points. But did you say 'turn off pacemakers'? Pacemakers on dependent patients? How do you do that?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Swansea City (1 - 1) On 30th April 2016 by BeardedKarma(m): 11:16am On Apr 30, 2017
mareema:
A depleted Man Utd squad play host to a relegation threathened Swansea City today. United who have embarked on a 24 game unbeaten run since their reverse at Chelsea last year appear to have the confidence to win this fixture as they won the reverse earlier this season away to Swansea despite their energy draining draw against noisy neighbours, Manchester City recently. Swansea meanwhile will look to get of the relegation zone as quickly as possible.
With key players out like Paul Pogba, Ibrahimovic, Marcos Rojo injured and less fancied Marouane Fellaini suspended and with an eye on the 1st leg of their Europa League clash, Mourinho is likely to have a headache in considering his selection for this match. Should Daley Blind start, watchout for a battle with Fernando Llorente.


Lineups loading...
Hey beautiful, a Man utd fan?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Swansea City (1 - 1) On 30th April 2016 by BeardedKarma(m): 11:15am On Apr 30, 2017
sleekman:
pls mod correct this. it's 12am or 12noon in the afternoon and not 12pm
You say?!
PoliticsRe: Governor Impregnates A Corper; NYSC Member Serving In His State - SDK's Rumour by BeardedKarma(m): 8:37pm On Apr 29, 2017
Did the girl tell you she was raped? What is your business?
RomanceRe: I Feel Like A Gay After This Happened by BeardedKarma(m): 7:27pm On Apr 29, 2017
missioner:
and what's wrong in being Gay?

Cmmn! Let us be.
Ring the Alarm!!! Gay man just been sighted!
HealthRe: Pregnant Lady Dies In Her Sleep After Using The Toilet (Photos) by BeardedKarma(m): 7:03pm On Apr 29, 2017
What is the relationship between her death and the toilet? She didn't die in the toilet. What is the relevance of putting so much emphasis on her using the toilet then? I tire for the way we caption our stories.

RIP beautiful woman.
HealthRe: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by BeardedKarma(m): 6:09pm On Apr 29, 2017
Hello. Any Urologist in the house? Please Quote me. Thank you
CultureRe: The Origin Of Tribal Marks Practice In Nigeria,styles And Reasons. (photos) by BeardedKarma(m): 1:14pm On Apr 29, 2017
Homeboiy:
low sex libido

learn how to quote well
Teacher teach me nonsense!
RomanceRe: 4 Steps That Show How Girls Move Into Your Home by BeardedKarma(m): 9:04pm On Apr 28, 2017
Aderola15:
Hairnet cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy
Guilty as Charged grin
RomanceRe: See What Was Shared On My Facebook Newsfeed by BeardedKarma(m): 8:58pm On Apr 28, 2017
shinarlaura:
Unbelievable. I don't know if this is ignorance or stupidity undecided
Go school, NO! Read book, NO! What will you do then? I will slay! Yeye brainless slay queens
RomanceRe: My Boyfriends Wife Beat Me With Koboko And Arrested Me. I Want Justic by BeardedKarma(m): 8:55pm On Apr 28, 2017
...you want Justic? Justic you must get!! Just wait!
RomanceRe: See How A Lady Celebrates Her Birthday In This Strange Way (photos) by BeardedKarma(m): 8:52pm On Apr 28, 2017
Foxyn:
She must be a Yoruba

dirtiness is their culture grin
Gbam! You have spoken the truth of the century! You must make it to heaven or i will come and fight for you if i hear you ended up in hell
RomanceRe: Ladies ,why You Must Date a Tall Guy(so Important) by BeardedKarma(m): 8:13pm On Apr 28, 2017
blackylola:
;DThis post is discriminatory and it totally unfair to Seun and others short guys on nairaland
Hahahaha. Chairman you wicked!
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? Yes Or Nay? by BeardedKarma(m): 8:07pm On Apr 28, 2017
You say? Make i keep quiet sha! huh cry
Foreign AffairsRe: China Displays Nuclear Submarine To Tourists (Photos) by BeardedKarma(m): 2:05pm On Apr 28, 2017
EnkayDezign:
Yeah but he bans you if you try to call him out. He's an asshole.
Correct man. We aren't intimidated by a simple ban
Jokes EtcRe: If U No Laugh Enter Gutter U Sabi Say U Really Need Help Brilliant Audition.lol by BeardedKarma(m): 9:51pm On Apr 27, 2017
elijahy1:
Bross e be like say na you really need help ooo angry grin grin
The O.P dey yaba left as we speak
LiteratureRe: In Four Sentences, Write A Short Romantic Story. by BeardedKarma(m): 4:37pm On Apr 27, 2017
BoboYekini:
A walking stick,

A sugar stick,

A total dick.

That's what makes her vag tick(le).
Make i dash you small 'like'. It's not easy to think and write poo.
RomanceRe: Meet The Hottest Guy On Nairaland by BeardedKarma(m): 12:50pm On Apr 27, 2017
Bumbae1:
Lol what did you see smiley
Morning
Afternoon. I saw something so ASStounding! ASStonishing. I have been trying so hard to ASSimilate the rationale behind some people being so beautifully endowed while others are not.
RomanceRe: Who Wants To See Lashort?? by BeardedKarma(m): 3:26am On Apr 27, 2017
Lashort:
smiley
No confidence? Where is the pic?
RomanceRe: Do We Still Have Ladies That Can Love A Broke Man Like This? - See Picture by BeardedKarma(m): 3:24am On Apr 27, 2017
bumi10:
Should I say gone are the days or should I believe that we still have this kind of lady? I mean a lady told me the other day that if a man doesn't have at least N2 million in his account, he should forget about marrying her.

The question is, do we still have ladies who can accept a broke guyhuh?


Exlink Lodge - http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/04/do-we-still-have-ladies-that-can-do.html
Why would you want to be broke or remain so?

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