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Lala right now

Their director is a Moderator of this forum

Their wahala just changed Agbada

I'm commending Buhari

For making Nigeria the most peaceful country in the world.

For being such a unifying factor to Nigeria and Nigerians.

For lifting 200 million Nigerians outta poverty.

For making Nigeria the fastest growing economy in the whole world.

For making sure that prices of commodities, PMS etc are as cheap as whatever you can think of. And,

For making Nigeria an El Dorado.



Thank you President Muhammadu Buhari, may Nigeria never see anything like you again.

EmptyGarden:
And he died a natural death.

Isn't it obvious?

PenName55:

Dey dia nah

ucheemmadu18:
I know book pass this girl.

We know book pass am

V7place:
His Lawyer.

Nawa oh! They even gave him a lawyer after every every??





Nigeria starring at Samuel Little right now

10mobile:
Why do great sinners live so long? It's for them to have the opportunity to repent. I hope this one repented. Shekau too and his BH devils will die one day.

Shekau dying is not my problem because he has died multiple times this year, my problem now is that it doesn't take Shekau's mother 3 days to give birth to another adult Shekau

This one will be senior special assistant to Satan on all matters

I just showed this news to my landlord and he said that I should live in his house for as long as i can without any rent. And, he even added his daughter as an incentive to it.





Op, rejoice with me

cassyrooy:
You no see where them call her Palliative Ndi Fulani?

Chai! My Igbo people get bad mouth o!

I no see am oh. Chai! People get bad mouth axwearugod

hisexcellency34:
At least, he talked

Talking that has no importance is more of noise making

PinkPill:
Don't you know there is POWER in spoken words

And you forgot that James 2 Vs 26 told us that Faith Without Works Is Dead??

Someone even told her that She Need Welfare Insurance

Racoon:
Sagay fully knows the truth back then but the desire to chop made him sacrificed his reputation for political crumbs.He must be regretting his actions hence the unnecessary exposures as if he was injected "truth serum."

Point of correction:


Sagay is not regretting anything because, if he does, his mouth won't be running like a spoilt water tap. He's just talking for talking sake.

Corruption Going Progressively Worse In Nigeria Is An Understatement.

As It Stands Now, Let Me Say It As It Is Without Mincing Words:

Nigeria Has Institutionalized Corruption Period

blackmantis:
Na the (one black nylon) tire me pass

Those exhibits I saw up there really got my tire tired honestly

Orji Uzo Kalu! Favorite Igbo man?




These people must give Gordons, I Go Die, Basket Mouth, Klinton Da Drunk and Co. a good run for their money in the entertainment industry honestly. What a comic relief

Exhibits recovered from them include eight i-phones, two Techno phones, one Nokia phone, three bags, one black belt, one White handkerchief containing four lighters, one black Nylon, local Charms, some expended and live ammunition, and two black 25-liter kegs containing sketches

When did white handkerchief and lighters became exhibits??


NPF always like making mockery of themselves

The Jack Bauer of modern day Nigeria. #DetectiveFash

As a matter of fact, Aisha's whereabouts is of no importance to us.

Sunnycliff:
Na one edo trending lady like dat been speak am oo... Whether e de dictionary or not, I no get choice to speak am too as comic relief

If you see as I take open all the dictionaries wey dey my phone dey search for the meaning, I no come see am. I come add google join all to no avail.


Las-las, I sey make me and those words dey on our lane's respectively

LogoDesigner01:
Hnnm

I don't see certain religion dropping their regular celebration time in a calendar year.

Argue with the last time you heard such announcement

You wan make bomb begin explode everywhere? Abeg, make dem celebrate their celebrations oh, we no wan wahala

I've already decided to cross the crossover on my bed

It is only God that can guide our borders.

It is only God that can fix insecurities in the North.

It is only God that can bring back Dapchi girls.




If this is not incompetency in its full glory and yahoo-yahoo extraordinaire by APC and Buhari led administration then I wonder what it is.

Exmilitant:
On second thought, God should be seriously blamed considering the rate in which many Nigerians trusts and rely on him, pay tithes and offerings even parting with their valuables in the name of seed sowing, holding crusades and all-nights prayers, taking oath with his inspired scripture before assuming offices, crying to him everyday for justice, leaving matters in his hands when raped, robbed, maimed, kidnapped or killed. Doing nothing while his sacred name is used on a daily to scam Nigerians....etc with this few points of mine, anyone can see that God is wholly responsible for Nigeria's problem.

At 6:45am wey sun still dey sleep your brain don dey overheat already.


Nawa oh!

tomiadepojs:
Pastors have threatened Oyetola?

urbobo20:
am very sure religion will kill this country the osun state govenor is the only muslem among the south west govenor's and the man dont want christians to be on his neck .

Oyetola be like:


Make una cross una crossover in peace oh, makai have my own peace in peace too. I no like wahala

Sunnycliff:
Inconsistent government. Government that lacks katicle, tinkibal and speakin tru

You have succeeded in making me stress my brain this early morning by looking for the meaning of the two bold-ed words above but couldn't find it.



I go swear for you when sun rises fully

I've even planned to cross the over on my bed

Omooba77:
Sometimes, I am pained by what I see in Nigeria, but
I decided to look unto God for help...

One thing I've learnt from my over 3 decades of existence in Nigeria(Africa) is that we so much disturb God. Will God come down from heaven to fix our insecurity problems for us.


Buhari told us recently that it is only God that can fix insecurities in the north. We thought he was joking until he told us again that, It Is Only God That Can Guide Nigeria's Border.. That was when I knew that the man is bereft of ideas.

God has a lot of important issues to attend to and Nigeria is not one of them.

Lest I forget, even Dolapo Osinbajo once told us that it is only God that can bring back Dapchi girls.


Honestly, we black Africans are a very big disturbance to God

donbachi:
E be like dem form dis bandits to attack other regions.but,it backfired.

E fit be oh, because North can do and undo