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GreetMe:
The south also made a northener with no viable source of income marry 15wives and litter children they can't take care of everywhere

The list is endless



The South also taught North how to blow themselves and people up

izzou:


Where you dey since? You scarce

I dey bro, na hustle tie man down. How e dey be nah

izzou:


No be you get your pocket?

Check your account balance and ask again

Dem fit use dis ur sense build 3rd Niger bridge

This Anthony Sani will surely give Basketmouth, Gordons, Bovi and I Go Die dem a run for their money if he decides to become a stand up comedian.




Sani is a very funny man

Atigba:
Idiot, Buhari rigged election

So you quoted this epistle of a thread just to type this??





Oga mi! Abeg no vex, is your sense on its annual vacation??

Failure and shamelessness is so jealous of Okezie Ikpeazu. #spits




Edited:

I ain't blaming Okezie Ikpeazu though since the people of Abia state chose to exchange their senses for a gallon/some litres of kerosene. #spitsagain

I guess the south exported Almajirism to the North also?

And we have one president in West Africa who's more concern about RUGA



Nigeria is now pafuka and Pafuka is now Nigeria

GOFRONT:
Are we talking about Malami the Grasscutter??....Ayam not understanding!!

Oga Babachir Lawal is the grasscutter

Nothing will make me defend the indefensible which will make me look stupid at the end of the day.






Imagine an AGF of a country sounding so stupid #spits

aolawale025:
Ideally a court order should be obeyed without waiting for any directive

Buhari and court orders are not in good terms

And one fool once told us here that Buhari a.k.a Confused Climate Change President is a repentant democrat

All of the above was used on me, but that Allignment Tool enter me well-well the day mum nak me that tool for laps, chai, the pain entered my soul and nobody told me to use my tongue and count my teeth





God bless our mothers

qualityovenbake:
Temptation on steering. The driver will be changing gear every 10seconds.

10secs will be like a day to that driver, na every milliseconds he go dey change gear even when there's no cause to change gear. But,








That laps be like vegetables planted by the stream side

I'm just so happy because all of us are in this together.





This Next Level will be too gbaski

Can't just stop laughing I swear



The SARS had a short meeting with his ancestors

Lord! Please save Zimbabwe, we plea thee

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Will it cost this man anything to tell Nigeria and her citizens the truth for once?



He always lie while our soldiers always die

NwaAmaikpe:





I can't help but wonder whose side the Nigerian police are on.

This is pictorial explanation of NwaAmaikpe's condition right now

Sowore right now

My problem now is not even Ken Eric nor Onyi Adaba, but how a man like me will leave tOtO with excess saccharin God deposited in it and be following his fellow man about still baffles me till this very moment. Imagine me damping my AmstelRock in a shiit Ayama


If you are reading this and you're like that, my brother be rest assured that Thunder Must Surely Fire You, in fact, FIRE THUNDER YOU THAT PLACE YOU'RE RIGHT NOW

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Please don't mind him, he was sitting on his brain while typing

ayovenice:
bro.... If you wan abuse person, abuse am directly.... Which one be sir again?..which kind respectful abuse be this?

This your last sentence made me laugh out real loud, never knew there's something like Respectful Abuse

One problem with we black Africans is that we hate to take precautionary measures unless life(ves) is lost and we will be quick to type RIPs and the government will react.



In our very own Anambra state, people has been complaining, crying, wailing and lamenting about onitsha owerri road but, the state government choose to be adamant. Last week, a trailer carrying good fellow on a tricycle and kill some occupants while some was badly injured. The funniest part of it is that up-to this very moment that I'm typing this, that road is still as it is.

Isn't is obvious that Buhari is talking about 2015 in 2019??

A very karid chief of Ilya Eroxion-Ashaina

durubennie:
Igbo amaka at it again
I haven't seen the picture but my conscience is telling me

You sound like someone whose sense is on long vacation

All thanks to Buhari for being such a unifier among Nigeria and her citizens.

All talks and no action makes Buhari, Osinbajo, Ahmed Lawan et all dull people

obailala:
People do get tired of going under the sun everyday to protest bad governance, only for things to keep getting worse. Some of those names you mentioned have been marching under the sun even before several fellows commenting and insulting them on this forum were born, yet you want them to keep marching as if they are the only living humans out of 200million Nigeria?

Are you disabled or paralised or deaf or dumb or dead? Why cant you also go out and march? Or did those names you mentioned up there ask or stop anyone from going out?

#LazyNigerianYouths sitting behind phones and laptops waiting for octogenarian grandpas to do everything for them.

They've been marching under the sun before but, now they are tired to march??


Wow! How do you manage to have this high level of hypocrisy deposited only in you?


#LazyNigerianYouth refuses to have sense even when brain is given to him.

Firefire:
How people disrespect the Holy Bible. Try that rubbish with the other ‘holy book’ and see real war & bloodletting across Nigeria.

By now lots of churches would have been burnt down and lots of lives would have been lost as well.