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Something is telling me that this news is Audio Something

Wow! Wow!!



What a life changing news, my account balance just increased to six figures after opening this thread.

It's not gonna be an easy game but, we are ghana collect maximum points.




YNWA

What a way to end Lala's day

This cobra get big eyes axwea, who convince am make e go do pass itself

agarawu23:
Everyone knows that except guys that want to form jagaban and impress ladies. The first round of sex is the only enjoyable sex. The rest Na jara

That's why quickie remains the best sex

You must be a bad son of a good man

dfrost:
Bride price you mean?

Yea mehn

And after all these rants, a man will still come and pay their bride price, finance both the traditional marriage and the white wedding, probably build or pay the house rent she's gonna live in



Let'EM keep on deceiving themselves thinking they are deceiving us..

What will Tammy Olaiya gain from tarnishing the already tarnished and battered image of Nigeria?

mrphysics:
The question of your identity is a common one for anybody living in a foreign country. Whether you come from Venezuela, or Nigeria, you will often be asked which country you are from. So you had better be ready for that question and many more. I mean the good things about your country and the rest.

So yesterday, the 59th independence, during our lunch break, I thought of what to show about our country and nothing else came to my mind than our music. I played Ogene music and traditional dances from Youtube. I was shocked how all of them gathered around my laptop including the French teacher. They all loved it and asked what more can a tourist in Nigeria enjoy. I told them the food, music, culture, and the people.

I however warned them that in Nigeria, except you are a Zebra, do not stand on the zebra crossing expecting anyone to stop for you.

This guy has finished us for Nantes. But, na true you talk shaa

izzou:
E reach to ask naa

#250,000 for one night? Hian

I know sey LA Campaigne Tropicana people juju no fit catch me


250 tasand naira for 1 night? My madness still dey near oh

izzou:
Sorry, I saw you mention #250,000 for the "Pako" guest house

Is it an outright payment, or just for a night, or one year rent?

Kindly explain please

Thank you

*drops mic*

This your sense fit put you for wahala one day.


*drops phone*

busky101:
odogwu na Deutschland. Ana m ekene, kedu ka Obodo deustch Di? #nwanne bu nwanne

We tight mehn.




Nwanne Bu Nwanne

busky101:
maka chi, Biko bia nye anyi akuko ifo gbasara ohu ndi ocha

Onye ohu, ana m ekele oh

Shouting Go Home on top their voices is not even the problem, the main problem now is that the person they're shouting at has ear infection. He's deaf but, not dumb..





Next levul too gbaski

If Buhari could deny the promises he promised those Nigerians then who's Osinbajo?? Nonsense and Buhari's integrity




If Buhari was Peter of those days he won't even wait for the còck to crow 3x before denying Jesus Christ.

Wow! So Donald Trump can preside over America from China or Kazakhstan?



Oshiomhole just won himself the award of being the most stupid man on earth

Being stupíd has a price, they just paid theirs.

qualityovenbake:
You invited a stranger in your house, had sexual intercourse and still dose off in her presence. Some people get mind O.

They now apply suck and dose off on their nípples bro, I've heard a girl say something like that. I shock pass electric that day

kokoA:
I just thought about this few days ago when I read the Enugu state buying innoson trucks story. The old logo wasn't cool at all.. Nice one!

On a lighter note dis new logo dey remind me of female reproductive system diagram for biology DAT year

You need to be soaked in holy water for 12 days

I really don't just know what to say. I've typed, cleared, retyped and cleared again. But, one thing I know in this life is that anything created by a mortal like me has an expiring date.

Please and PLEASES, where is the $1bn Buhari withdrew from ECA to fight Boko Haram terrorists? Has that snake/monkey swallowed it?

God knows that he'll still make me an Anambrarian in my next world. We're the light, we lead others follow



Anambra mulu m ekene m unu



Umu Chineke Udo Diri Unu Niile

Something is telling me that this man swore an affidavit to get the current brain he's using

I am not even perturbed at all because we all are in it together, dem no know who be pro-Buhari or anti-Buhari. #SaiBaba




We Die Here

tamonokare:
This is serious. I believe God is punishing us for something we did wrong.

Not at all bro, God is punishing us because some people refused to use the brain he gave them while refused to see beyond their nostrils.




Las las, we go get sense

I am not even perturbed at all because we all are in it together, dem no know who be pro-Buhari or anti-Buhari. Everybody must pay the damn toll. #SaiBaba




We Die Here

SenecaTheYonger:
Why is rain still falling in October?

O boi see kweshon oh, we be God ni?

A man that doesn't obey court orders is talking about lawlessness

You need to be rearrested again for complaining




Nonsense and Nigeria

izzou:
Wetin we go do naa?

The deed has been done. Let's bear till 2023

Las Las, my name don become endurance

izzou:
Your boy just dey.

This Buharism reach your side so?