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oeme:
I got same now. They are real but d salary is d issue

How is d pay like ?

nasyl:
We are pleased to invite you for an interview in our office at 15, Otunubi Str by Haruna b/stop Ogba, Lagos on 22nd July 2015 by 10am. Metro Microfinance Bank

Please who got this?

And how genuine is this?

Got same message today.. Have u been there? If yes , how was the interview

Timichaelly:
Don't mind MTN jare I don try am, and na immediately dem reply me say, Thank you for your interest in this job: Trade Marketing Office × 4 (North, East&west Regions)
However we are regret to inform you that your application was not successful as you do not meet the requirement for the role.
Please feel free to check for other suitable positions on our career site for upcoming opportunity.

Same here bro

lekkie073:
What of that 'oga at the top' man

They should promote the guy to become the 'oga at the top' daz all

U mean Shem Obafaye

BabyDaddy20:
Nigeria is way better than Dubai
You can't sit in same bus,car,train with women.
You can't look at a lady.
You can't chew gum
If you can't speak Arabic, you're screwed.

Women can't wear good clothes, they only wear sack (beans bag)
Women don't drive
Women don't work.
Women don't go out without their male guard.
If you ever impregnate a girl in Dubai, na death sentence.
A non virgin girl won't get married.

[size=20pt]GOD knows that if you give me a Dubai visa & a Ghanaian visa na Ghana visa i go take[/size]

Fear any MUSLIM COUNTRY

Modify pls, women drive and work in Dubai.. Only in Saudi Arabia dey aren't allowed to drive I guess

sleemoon:
Kai... Some ppl sha... Must u quote d whole post to comment... SMH

And how is dat ur headache boy ?

onismate:
It was a happy mood for me when I got the text message. At least my friends won’t get to say that evil forces are following me from the village. I had been a frustrated job hunter, no thanks to the Nigerian Government. After posting us to Zamfara for NYSC. Service year over, getting a job became a problem. I sleep and wake up on job portals. The one wey dey pain me pass be say, I don’t get pass second stage of the recruitment process of the job offers. It looked as something was wrong with my results, or maybe each time I apply, after CV submission, I would hear that they called others but they will not call me.

This particular job got me so happy when I saw the text message sent to me by the company I applied for as a financial officer and consultant. They invited me for an oral interview which I guess was the last stage of the recruitment. I heard from a reliable source that the company only wanted 4 people for the positions would be inviting only 5 people who made it to that stage for the interview. I saw the text on my phone. I read it again and again and again with excitement. It looked as if the evil forces had lifted off their strong hold on me. I made it to the 3rd stage which is the final stage of the interview which was scheduled to hold the next 3 days.

After reading the text message, I jumped off from my bed, brought out my Acube shoe I had been wearing for over 6 years (Poverty na disease, I never fit change the shoe since I buy am). The bottom of the shoe was fast wearing out while the body was gradually pilling. I don’t blame it. I have over used it and I swear, if the shoe was to come into this world again, he won’t allow someone like me to buy it. It would consider me a terrorist, that I tortured. The shoe sef dey beg me make I throway am. My first salary, once I collect it, I will buy a new show. I took it to the shoe maker in my street to further maybe damage or repair it while I ironed the clothe I would use for the interview.

The day of the interview came, no food at home. I woke up as early as 4am browsing online, getting to know about the company that would be interviewing me. I searched more information about them and some likely interview questions. I took my bath around 6:30am. one strange hunger begin catch me. I had only N200 on me which would take me to my destination. I didn’t want to spend it. But wetin I go come chop! I didn’t want what happened the last time to repeat itself. Where I went to Enugu for a recruitment exercise, I got stranded and hunger nearly killed me. I turned to a street beggar just to raise money to buy N150 food. My transportation back home was tedious. I had to follow a big Tipa that packs sand. They were moving from Enugu to Port harcort. I joined them for a free ride. We spent 8 hours on road just to get to Port Harcourt. A journey that supposed to take 2 hours.

I went to my neighbor and requested for a cup of garri and sugar. She graciously gave to me. After loading my stomach with garri, I dressed up, anointed my head. I prayed so well that day with a massive speaking in tongues. All I just needed was a favour from God.

I left my home in high spirit still blasting in tongues. The Taxi car I entered, if not for the way I dressed, the driver and other passengers would have pushed me out, thinking I had gone insane. As I got down to the junction leading to the company, my pastor called me on phone. I had called him earlier to tell him of the interview. So if he had been eating since that week, he should stop and start fasting and praying for me. Once I get that job, I will change his wardrobe so he won’t be wearing the same clothes every Sunday.

I picked up the phone and we talked. I asked if he was still fasting and praying for me. he said he is. He also prayed for me and told me to be nice to people I see. And he finally dropped the call.

As I moved into the entrance of the street of the company, I was approaching the gradually when I saw a woman struggling to start her car. The car developed some fault and a flat tyre. The car seems to me a brand new car. Very clean. Well I just ignored and walked je-jely on my own. Not until I heard “ helloooo, uncle please can you help me out.” I turned back, apparently she was talking to me. “Now when I don dey reach were I wan do my interview,” I thought to myself. But I thought about it for once. My pastor had advised me to do good this period of time. I should sow seeds in people’s lives. Thi might be a perfect opportunity. But another thought came into my mind. Telling me that I should just tell the human that I have an urgent interview to attend to.

I came closer to where the woman was, noticing really that she has a flat tyre in which she brought out another spare tyre to change. I opened my mouth wanting to tell her that I could have helped her but due to the urgent matter I have to attend to that morning, I can’t help. As I want to talk, something in me said that the woman may be one of the workers in the company I am going for an interview. She may even be part of the team to interview me. As the thought just came into my mind, I bought it. I began to reason it while I remembered some few stories of encounters of guys who said they were heading for an interview, they saw a man which his car had a flat tyre. They were patient enough to help out. Fortunately after helping, the man left while they took a cab to the place of the interview. On getting there, it happened that the man they helped was part of the share owners in the company and was part of the team to interview them. He just gave them a waver and automatic employment.

As I remembered the story and some other stories similar to it that I have read. I came closer again and told the woman that I had an urgent matter to attend to but would help out. Looking at the woman, she dressed so cooperate. I felt she would be working in the company I was going for the interview

Time was running and the instructions was that the interview will start by 8am. I was patient and helped the woman with her car, replaced the flat tyre with the spare one she had. The time was still running. After everything, the car started. She brought out water from her car and gave to me to wash my hands. She asked me where I was going, I told her the company and she didn’t say anything. She brought out a one bottle of bobo and N10 biscuit from her pulse and gave to me as if I was a kid. She said she bought it for her kid but she has to give it to me for the job well done. Chaiii, see insult. “You better collect it from her,” part of me said. Maybe she was testing me. I collected it from her and she drove off. I checked my time and it was 8:05am. Na so I begin run to the place. And the woman was even going towards that direction. She no even say make she carry me sef. I got there by 8:11 only to be told that the interview was over. I sat there frustrated with the bobo in my hand. I watched as the company staff walks in and out of the building. I was hoping and expecting to see the woman I helped, maybe she works there. Abi have I been scammed! Its in the Bible ooo. Help your neighbor in need. My own help don lead me into trouble. They said the interview was over. I tried begging and pleading, dem no even look my face. The woman that said she was coming to the place, I waited till 1pm and no trace of the woman. Na so I begin cry ooo. This beautiful job that I was hoping upon, I just lost it. Was it a crime to help again. I was only just a few minutes late na! it took the security to chase me out of the building.

I came to the company building every day for 3 days, hoping that I could find the woman I helped, maybe she works there and she can help me. But for were! The day I helped repair her car was the day I saw her last. Na so I begin swear for the woman oooo. She made me loosed my job. Infact, maybe she’s part of the people sent from hell to stop my progress. After everything I did for her, na only bobo and N10 biscuit she fit give me.

When I came to church on Sunday, I saw my pastor and the first thing he said to me was to remember my promise to him. I had earlier promised that when I get the job, I will testify in church and my first salary, I will divide it into two and give him one. Na that one dey him mind. Infact I even began suspecting him. Maybe he didn’t pray and fasted very well for me. I felt he was more interested in the money I wanted to give than the spiritual help he would render. Na so I just ignore the man. I even change church sef while I still keep on looking for the woman I repaired her car which cost me my job offer. But come to think of it, this is actually a lesson to me.
http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1019-i-rendered-an-help-which-cost-me-my-interview-and-i-lost-a-big-job-opportunity
Please note, this story is not the true story of the author but someone narrated it to him and he wrote.

@ OP , u did the right thing at the wrong time

babamadiba:
One thing is for sure, whatever God has joined together, nothing in this world can put asunder. So if they were meant to be, they will surely weather the storm together, and live happily ever after in laugher. So all the saints in the house, keep throwing ur stones.

#fact bro..

Freedom of speech u have... Freedom after speech I can't guarantee

Thugs PUNCH punch correspondent in Ekiti

onatisi:
abeg sharrap and start thinking out of the black box u call ur brain. So it is to her advantage and credit as ppl are making fun of her on the net ,abi ? money ko ,pounds ni . So because our first lady makes language mistakes ,ronke too should be making such silly mistakes?

Mr know all (indomie brain). I don't wrestle with pigs cos I get stained while the pig enjoys it.. Just find time to think about ur life and what its lacking that others have.. Even native speakers of English don't cry the way u do . Be safe mr

onatisi:
[b][/b]alert! Alert!!alert!!!! Another ronke in the making. @beedude, she has herself to blame , why can't she go back to school ? We have seen celebrities who are more famous and richer that her , and who have gone to school to improve themselves . Eg adewale ayuba ,2face,king sunny ade,odunlade adekola even abass obesere speaks good english . So she should stop regretting and start taking steps to improve her english . This english of hers is calamitous and shameful. And those saying English isn't her mother tongue should understand that noone is perfect , ppl do make mistakes but english is our first language and therefore our celebrities are expected to be fluent in it so that they can be good representatives but if the celebrity isn't fluent in english then the person can express herself in pigin english or her native language.

Save all ds .. Another person's failure shouldn't be your headache.. We have Senior lecturers dat are very sound in Mathematics buh their Spoken English isn't well polished. Or wah do u say of your First lady's spoken English.
Ur epistle doesn't reduce her fame or money. Just advise pple to avoid same mistake . Just note dat not all our celeb can speak sound English. Even Odunlade Adekola dat u cllaimed studied still make grammatical errors in few movies

Segadem:
That is not true,every one has a sentimental reason to support his or her second football club, I also as a Chelsea fan I support barca against Bayern,but come on the final day if juve scale through I will support juventus.

We all support different teams during match fixures based on wah we feel and think .. Am actually talking about a chelsea fan having barca as a second team.. So so so rare

Hollamydey:
B4 nko, am still d daughter of my father. Besides am married 2 my husband nd nt sold 2 him so I still have d right 2 maintain by father's name nd dat of his, ko fa ija rara.....#my opinion

That is if he understand and accept.. But he has the right to reject that

uzolexis:
Well, Messi is my 2nd fav player after Drogba so......

That's interesting..

opeaceo:
Life is such a pot of beans. RIP to the departed.
And Ronke has been murdering English language since 1900.

She once said in an interview that not attending a university was something she regret . Just SSCE.. Make we just manage her d way we dey manage 2face and mama peace English

uzolexis:
Yes I am a chelsea faan,but my fav Spanish team is Barcelona

So strange .. Never seen a Chelsea fan support me . Always at loggerheads . A Chelsea fan would rather support Madrid and most Man utd fans go for Madrid as well cos of Ronaldo

kr0ne:
My worry is that he was removed too early for my liking. This is CL, I place it above La-liga....we're still have the best position in that league anyways

Lolz.. Barca aren't Fc Porto or Shakter.. With 2 away goals,the game is as good as buried.. At 2-1 Bayern needed 5more goals in the 2nd half.. Dats hell much against a top club. With 3-0 advantge from d first leg a team like Chelsea,Man city,Barca,Madrid,Juve,atletico and even Bayern won't loose the tie

Fynestboi:
Seriously. Why the guy resorted to that. Is he scared bayern will requalize.

He still has Atletico madrid dis weekend to settle with , morever a yellow card for Suarez will see him suspended for the finals .. This is an already lost cause for Bayern. With 2 away goals Bayern need 6 goals to get through.. No issue about dat.. We aren't Fc Porto or Shakter Donesk

Krasid:
We are talking a ballon d'or top 3 finalist, you talking Enyeama and Courtois.

Abeg calm down.. No be him chop 5 goals from Madrid last seson, and 4 goals from wolfberg dis season.. He is good no doubt.. But he also has a better team dan Enyeama and Courtois

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Messi is never that good...Boateng was pretty much useless falling at a simple attacking run by messi..Defence 101:always shift your opposing attacker towards his weaker side anticipating movement towards his stronger side..but the german just went kaput at the most critical change of pace and footwork...Gaddem it!! [/color]

Messi isn't dat good ? U must be watching anoda sport ... Name a defender in d world that can mark Messi out in one on one situations for 90mins..
I laff for Edo language *kwe kwe kwe*

Boss13:
A stupid airline. The worst of its kind.

Who do u blame for that? Arik or FG ...

ginawest:
ewoo!!hehehe...odas r showing pictures of huge fyn guys,dis one z showing us dis lanky ugly policeman..

This one na hunter or vigilante in uniform

barcanista:
What do you mean by "AIT attack"? If Buhari is convinced that AIT aired defaming story on him, the appropriate thing to do is to seek redress in Court or Petition the regulatory agencies. Buhari will not be allowed to "tame" the Press. This is not within his power and it is unacceptable in any democracy.

Still wondering why the fuss. Arm’s length, don’t attend my functions, all semantics, and he’s entitled to that as a human being – heck, we chose our friends! He did not proscribe AIT, close the building, and hasn’t ordered any masked men to go pick up erring staff, either. Again, we decide whom we wish to relate with, and this has nothing to do with FOI!

Thadford:
This is how we know people who probably peep through the window at Viewing centres. You should have just stopped at "This season Courtois of Chelsea conceded 5"

Buh he is on point man

siegfried99:
Lwkm..i cannot laff

Maybe he watched his own match in another planet

Hmmmm

treasureboy09:
As Roma, won Man United, in the Champions League 7-0, pls remind us who was the goal keeper then??

Roma won or Man untd won?? Do you really watch football

ayusco85:
edwin van dar saar never had it this bad

Check England vs Holland 96 scoreline and retrieve ur comment..

sarahatuba:
Ehen? didn't know that ooo.....naso tea take dey hungry this pple?

Maybe poison for liquids(tea or juice) kills faster

asala1:
The opposition seat is truly difficult to sit on. Wait until those reckless money stop flowing, then you guys will understand what Jesus pass through to save the world.

sarahatuba:
lol @ presidential dinner its nt a funny something oo......na tea dem take kill Abiola

Na tea also kill King Jaja of Opobo

Lala247:
Well on their way to marriage

So if a gurl has bf , that doesn't stop u guys

Why shuld it stop a guy ? Application is allowed now.. Den its ur choice .or am I wrong?

Lala247:
Lol but she taking now .. U want to ruin their happy home haba

Tot u sed bf .. If u mentioned husband den he will back out ..