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Family › Re: 10 Infuriating Cases Of People Refusing To Help by Beesluv: 8:59pm On Oct 24, 2014
Eeya, at least he drowned a hero
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike Shares Scary Selfie In Preparation For Halloween by Beesluv: 8:57pm On Oct 24, 2014
Ewoooo

It's like she's becoming dark. No money for cream again?
Romance › Re: Husbands For Sale! by Beesluv: 8:53pm On Oct 24, 2014
Funny. There is an atom of greed in most women nowadays
Crime › Re: Man Sentenced To Death For Stealing N9,000 And BMW Car by Beesluv: 8:51pm On Oct 24, 2014
Na wa o. Did he kill or steal. Was he sentenced in 2008 or this year?
Politics › Re: Plateau Community Loses 430 Cows To Thieves by Beesluv: 8:49pm On Oct 24, 2014
Hunger strike
Health › Re: 24 Years Old Romanian Boy Died After Infecting Over 40 Of His Lovers With HIV by Beesluv: 8:47pm On Oct 24, 2014
Simply wicked. Are fine guys this wicked?
Romance › Re: To The Ladies : 16 Truths You Should Know by Beesluv: 8:46pm On Oct 24, 2014
Noted
Jokes Etc › Re: Lagos Oversabi Office Receptionist by Beesluv: 8:46pm On Oct 24, 2014
lolling
Family › Re: Please Read My Dilemma In Relocating To Nigeria by Beesluv: 8:44pm On Oct 24, 2014
Miss perfect in dilemma?

What kind of advice can an imperfect me give?
Education › Memories Of Higher Institution by Beesluv(op): 8:37pm On Oct 24, 2014
There was this CSC lecturer that fixed his class for 6am (can't remember the particular day). He always come to class before the time, only God know how he does it.

Once its exactly 6am, he shuts the 4 doors to the hall. The maximum injury time he gives was 10mins, and by them he would have shut the 2 back doors.

You must be properly dressed in the department's uniforms. If you are not, you can neither air your opinion nor ask questions.

At the end of the class, he collects attendance row by row and then , count the number of students in class. If the number in attendance list is greater (even by 1) than the physical counting, he will call out the names on the attendance one by one to detect the ghost student grin. In the process, if your name is in the attendance and you are not properly dressed, he will cancel your name.

Then, it was frustrating but now, whenever I remember I just laugh.


Pls share yours
Sports › Re: Top 9 Fans You Can See In Viewing Centers by Beesluv: 7:54pm On Oct 24, 2014
lol

1) The lovers... This types, which sadly happens to
be mostly Arsenal fans, usually comes with their
boos n spend 90% of the match time lapping her,
ordering Smirnoff ice, feeding her kilishi or
explaining that Mikel Obi is different from Saint
Obi.
Celebrities › Re: See Comedian Basket Mouth With His Sexy Wife by Beesluv: 7:42pm On Oct 24, 2014
Biuriful
Politics › Re: Twitter Goes Gaga As Queen Of England Sends Out Her First Tweet Today by Beesluv: 7:38pm On Oct 24, 2014
Good
Romance › Re: Suggestion: Guys/girls Only Section ; Like The Idea? by Beesluv: 7:36pm On Oct 24, 2014
Hmmmmmm, we are watching shocked
Nairaland General › Re: Worlds Hairest Girl by Beesluv: 7:31pm On Oct 24, 2014
Rapsainot:
then move it to the romance section
Romance ko, Romanciella ni. Is it lomantic to you? shocked
Romance › Re: What Is The Most .............. by Beesluv: 7:28pm On Oct 24, 2014
ATM card
Fashion › Re: Nigerian Tailors And Disappointment: Share Your Experiences by Beesluv: 7:08pm On Oct 24, 2014
aminaeke:
FREAD HAS BEEN MY TAILOR FOR CLOSE TO TEN YEARS,
BUT WHEN HE TELL U STOP RUN AND WHEN HE SAYS RUN, MY DEAR STAND LIKE POLE.
THIS GUY IS DISAPPOINTMENT PERSONIFIED, SO TEEEE MY MUM IN THE VILLAGE ALWAYS ASK AFTER THAT MY TAILOR THAT
ALWAYS DISAPPOINT AND I WILL NEVER LET HIM GO!
I WISH HE IS READING THIS MASSAGE OR ANYONE THAT KNOWS HIM VERY WELL COS HE IS STILL WITH MY MATERIALS SINCE NOVEMBER LAST YEAR, THE WORST PART IS THAT HE HAS STOPPED PICKING MY CALL, PLEASE IF YOU KNOW HIM TELL HIM THAT WHEREVER I SEE HIM HE WILL REGRET EVER KNOWING ME. HE STAYS IN PORT HARCOURT, HE IS FROM DELTA STATE, THE WORST STILL IS THAT HE HAS PARKED OUT OF HIS HOUSE AND OUT OF HIS STORE.
THERE WAS A TIME I GAVE MY CLOTH TO HIM AND HE PROMISED TO DELIVER IN THREE WEEKS BUT AFTER FOUR MONTHS AM YET TO GET MY CLOTH, I CALLD HIM TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPND, HE REFUSED TO PICK I USED ANOTHER NUMBER HE PICKED AND TOLD ME MY CLOTH IS READY, I WENT TO HIS STORE HE WAS NOT THERE, I CALD HIM HE TOLD ME HE WENT TO ABA TO COME BCK THE NEXT DAY BUT I DID NOT BELIEVE HIM, BUT I TOLD HIM AM LEAVING TO COME BCK THE NEXT DAY. I THEN GAVE HIS NUMBER TO A FRIEND TO CALL HIM AND TELL HIM THAT SHE BROUGHT CLOTHES TO HIS STORE BUT THE PLACE WAS LOCKED, LOO AND BEHOLD HE TOLD HER HE WAS NEAR-BY THAT SHE SHOULD WAIT HE WILL SOON BE WITH HER. I HIDE SOMEWHERE AND IN THE NEXT 5 MINTS FREAD WAS AT HIS STORE! I WAITED FOR HIM TO OPEN THE STORE, WHEN HE WENT IN HE STARTED TRYING THE LADY'S NUMBER I THEN WALKED IN AND TOLD HIM NOT TO WORRY HIS HEAD THAT IT WAS A TRAP - HE NEARLY FAINTED. HE HAS NOT EVEN CUT MY MATERIAL IT WAS STILL IN THE BAG I BROUGHT IT WITH. I SWORN THAT I WILL NEVER GIVE ANY CLOTH TO HIM, BUT WHAT WILL I DO I STILL WENT BACK BECUASE HE IS THE BEST TAILOR I HAVE EVER HAD, WHENEVER I WEAR CLOTHS HE MADE PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK IF IT WAS ALREADY MADE, NO ADJUSTMENT, BEST STYLES, BEST CONBINATIONS ETC. BUT HE IS NOT STRAIGHT FORWARD!
Nice trick
Business › Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by Beesluv: 6:39pm On Oct 24, 2014
Mrval20:
I don't really think it was intentional because a lady was the last person to use the door. She ate beans or somethingsmiley
You don't think it's intentional cos she is a she, hmmmm
Business › Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by Beesluv: 6:32pm On Oct 24, 2014
MissMeiya:
I have to confess, I'm one of the no protocol group... embarassed

I can't help it. People just want to help me. smiley


Once I eventually get through the darn security door... (bank door rejectee)
I have fallen In the rejectee's group, so annoying. I had to remove my bangle, raised my shirt up so as to expose my belt.
Nairaland General › Re: Seven Types Of People You Meet In A Bank by Beesluv: 6:28pm On Oct 24, 2014
lol
Business › Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by Beesluv: 6:11pm On Oct 24, 2014
debosola:
O.p forgot to add this

"Those that ask if the queue is for deposit or withdrawal"
It's not their fault. some banks have specific queues for deposit or withdrawal and some write it boldly.
To be on a safe side, I do ask. Because I cant imagine joining a queue patiently and when it gets to my turn, they'l refer me to another queue
Nairaland General › Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In The Banking Hall by Beesluv: 5:59pm On Oct 24, 2014
shakol91:
well you forgot to mention the SET that will come to bank and para for the cashiers at the counter "instead of going to the customer care section" maybe his/her account was hacked or he/she was mistakenly debited and the money wasn't reversed. there was a scenario that happened some weeks ago,a certain amount went missing from one customer's account,the man told the cashier that he'll poo on the floor if the bank do not reverse the transaction cheesy
Lol, will pooing reverse the trnx? people sha
Business › Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by Beesluv: 5:53pm On Oct 24, 2014
Mrval20:
Those who walk into the security door and let out a horrible fart to be enjoyed by the next unlucky customer.
grin
Politics › Re: Seized $5.7million: APC Used By ‘Foreign Interests’ To Destroy Nigeria — PDP by Beesluv: 8:35am On Oct 08, 2014
not again
Celebrities › Re: Top 15 Celebrity Best Friends In Nollywood ( Photos ) by Beesluv: 7:41am On Sep 21, 2014
It takes d will of God for three ladies friendship to last long. 'Oge, rukky n ebube'
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Most Pastors' Kids Misbehave? by Beesluv: 7:08am On Sep 21, 2014
Maybe cos most of their parents don't have time for them
Celebrities › Re: Celebrity Best Friends That Fell Apart ( Photos ) by Beesluv: 6:55am On Sep 21, 2014
Na wa o
Nairaland General › Re: 5 Great Features You Miss As A Guest On Nairaland by Beesluv: 4:55am On Sep 20, 2014
Waspy: Taaaah....Op, you ain't getting no "like" from me, if that's what you looking for.
Your like doesn't count
Politics › Re: FG Announces N213bn Intervention Funds For Electricity Companies by Beesluv: 4:49am On Sep 20, 2014
Na today? undecided shocked
Health › Re: Ebola: Eight People On An Ebola Team Were Killed In Southeastern Guinea, by Beesluv: 4:46am On Sep 20, 2014
So sad. RIP to the dead
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At FCE Kano? by Beesluv: 5:00pm On Sep 17, 2014
joker5180: yes, you missed one of my post in which i stated where the 'seriously' injured were taken to, those i attended to (2) sustained injuries mainly from stampede.
Okay, good job
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At FCE Kano? by Beesluv: 4:51pm On Sep 17, 2014
Akshow: Its not bomb blast, its gun shots.
Both are deadly

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