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Up Osinbanjo!
Down daura dullardo!!!

Have never cried and don't think I would. Na my mum say I cry wen dey born me.

I am planning to sue them too because they still deduct #100 for inter bank transactions against the CBN policy of #50 minimum!

Change the change. Lol
Trust Nna, he has collected his capital for bizness from the mugus, so he dumped the Islam.
JESUS OUR SAVIOR

Lier Muhammad u no dey Shame. So upon the billions appropriated for asso clinic, no competent physicians to handle the dauradullardo?

Enemies of progress at work

Cool Kids men

OrestesDante:
No name

The name is:
Chukwuma Gbenga Abubakar.
Satisfied?

Olanrefront3355:
Picture da?

Modified;
Seen.
They look pretty, pretty old things.....

You will look older than them at the attainment of their age, mumu. U think say 35 years in service na beans?

Yes, am already working there. Attached is my appointment letter for your perusal!

Beauty they say is in the eyes of the beholder!

IPOBs must have shot it down.

Nonsense! they should declare one week let see.

Adebayo4all:
I said I provided all d evidence and that's wat pain me most after all d stress support did not correct d error.


Don't worry it will hapn to u som how,then u will undstand.

Mr. U got your account details compromised someone logged in and do the needful without your knowledge!

Mmm has a caveat on their site. Use ONLY spare money that u can bear the risk not your life savings for wedding, staff salaries etc.
You get the whole of your 2016 mavro If you can afford the percentage required at once.
Nobody has lost money in mmm only those that are impatient or put their lives savings, retirement benefits towards the end of last year that could not bear the freeze.
Read the ideology /caveat well b4 getting involved. Stewpid Nigerians with dead brains taking paracetamol for others headache!

brunofarad:
These phones ayam seeing here 5million ,Abeg our naira is not that worthless

You read the news at all? Abi u are blind u didn't see where he had sold out some and dashed some to street urchins to mark his jackpot win!

Hell rufai the fulani financier should be last on the list of 36!

Islam good religion, Muslims are dangerous followers

Why not when he has fire (wuta) as surname. That means his head they bring fire nah!

NCP:
l get am foe 2 bankers

1. Bank Of River Niger

2. Bank of River Benue

Which banks are those biko. Lol

*BANKS AND THEIR BEHAVIOUR*

1. *U.B.A:* That bank looks like a shrine.. Everywhere is just painted Red! And the bank is very stingy, they will never employ workers. It's only UBA you will enter & see empty cashier seats... They will be up to like 2 employed but there will be only 1 Cashier who ends up delaying customers.But UBA is worst oo, their deposit queue different from paying queue. U have to wait for the cashier to finish counting 2mlion with hand b4 your turn reach to pay 1k FRSC fine! Imagine!

2. *GTB:* This bank has the highest number of customers!The only bank that looks like aba ariaria market. U queue like mofedaku,The only difference is that you see people with suits and pen they have their wahala but I like them shaa

3. *Skye Bank:* Hian! This bank will just be looking like somebody's bathroom. Very small bank, dem go jampack people like sardines! Their workers no dey even wear suit again probably because of heat... Everybody dey enter the bank with hand fan.

4. *Diamond Bank:* Only their Lemon Green Colour can make you open 18 accounts with them even if nothing is inside. That is the only thing good about them. They have few branches in cities, their banking hall is like onitsha main market place. But their transfer protocol be like America constitution, simple to transfer with ATM, u go first go sign Non disclosure agreement.

5. *Zenith bank:* Dis one ehn...? The only thing dem know how to do best is to decorate their walls with mirrors. You will just stay at the front and be seeing someone behind you. Sometimes if you enter the bank, you
will be confused, you won't even know which road to follow because everybody is appearing two two for the mirror I wonder if their CEO is a Crystal palace fan. Just carry crystal full everywhere!

6. *Sterling Bank* hmm this bank looks like eatery atimes I used to mistake it for where they are selling ice creams ices and sharwama

7. *Union Bank:* Chai! This bank ehn? I cannot fit yab dem because dem old pass my grandpapa!
Sometimes, I begin to think maybe the children of Israelites have accounts with Union bank... Their security men sef na old old old papas dem be....
You go enter bank to pay na people with walking stick u go dey see ..

8. *FCMB* They are just beautiful women with good attitudes only that all your incomes will just be going for aso ebi and ice cream.

9. *FIDELITY* That one na bank for retired teacher, the only issue in customer care na about pension, u reach cashier point, one old papa will be withdrawing #45675, #5 naira will always appear. I wonder if no be that bank dey hold all #5 CBN prints. Infact, they are the only bank whose ATM has pension button.

10. *FIRST BANK.* Ah ah ah, this bank can annoy somebody, their first wahala na their door, they will just be screening u like say na jamb office. If you enter nko, queue be like Aba road hold up for port Harcourt, Infact the most annoying na some of their workers behaviour, somebody will just be counting #7000 with machine and #200000 with ordinary hand. They can screen #1000 na keke people but the good thing about them is their ATM galleries. For that one them try.


11. *Wema* that one na fishermen and panel beaters dey go there recently. THEY are extinct in some states seems like na western states dey relocated to Sha.

12. *Access Bank* has men that are older than the Chairman of the bank only to be paid peanut for telling customers 'welcome to Access Bank' and 'goodbye from Access Bank'. Ok ooh . meanwhile they still charge 100 instead of 50 for interbank transactions against new cbn policy.

13. *Ecobank* the only bank that has French on its ATM services and mobile app. Big banking halls with few staff. 10 cubicles for cashiers but na only 2 u go see staff, dey can also waste time receiving deposit of just 5k ooo and don't care if u sleep on the queue.

14. *Keystone?* Dat one na bank? Na soso closing of branches dem Sabi with only one branch located in state capitals, dey can give out loans but can't manage the recoveries.

15. *UnityBank* na pensioners and retired sofas, primary teachers full dia, with no state of the art 21st century banking facilities. Some branches no ATM sef. First ever bank u hardly find a single customer in their bulk room in 3weeks in a month.

*OYA IDENTIFY YOUR BANK... *

And they will be claiming sharia dey there. The kind atrocious gross acts in most of this Ab0ki states no get part 2 walahi.

Is this the most viewed, commented thread on Nairaland? 482 pages almost 500,000 views THE TECNO N3 DISCUSSION THREAD. Great thread for Android ish back then!

If it were amaechi now eh! Lol

They like driving very rough as if they are in a governor's convoy. Look at it now 2 more avoidable deaths to bury.

How do you expect them to forfeit their hustles and investments around the country for one yeye secession eh ipob?

Wow! The longest thread on nairaland history. Damn this thread really helped me and my guys about Android ish years back!