₦airaland Forum

After squeezing the hell out of Nigeria, the yeye president is now spreading the country like a squeezed cloth on the rope to sun dry again for the next tribulation coming to take over and squeeze again

visijo:
If the unit of temperature is 'KELVIN' , what is now the unit of life? 🤔

IKEDUBA

Wagwanbrethren:
We like your delusion. You see white dey call am black. If Dem born you well no accept Tinubu as your president! 😁

Well, una no kuku dey important in the scheme of things. You admit or not, it won't change the fact that Tinubu will rule you and your family for 4/8 yrs! 😁

Tinubu can rule but when his hands of 🌽 hit you hard, a townhall different from balablue will be your haven

Wagwanbrethren:
🤣🤣
This won't change the fact that Tinubu will rule Nigeria for 4/8 yrs and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Highest na to wail into Oblivion! 🤣🤣

And when his corny govt hits you hard, you will surely find your way to that townhall that is different from balablue.

plumcomm:
which part of the country are you from?,if I guess right then you are from the part that have the minority of constituents of nigeria.you can never produce a president with your votes take that home and sleep with it.you have just been blinded and made silly if not you will admit that the way obi is to you is not close to the way ashiwaju is to us.we believe in progress,development and prosperity but those words done move you an inch.

Oniranu ni e. Which yeye asiwaju you dey talk? Don't worry ... By the time his govt hits you people, I believe you won't come here on nairaland to cumplain cos the yeye asiwaju matter dey masturbate for una head too much based on tribalisims. Well a townhall has been erected, your complains will be referred there

taylor89:
Ouch I don’t know this face maybe it’s from way back BBN

Rest his soup Lord

Meanwhile Seun if Nairaland don tire you to run sel it out or give another person to handle it for you

What’s all these pop up ads always discomforting me whenever I visit this page?

If you wan run ads why not run as a thread in front page

To even think I saw a Corn advert this morning my mind just fly

I’m not a child of corn Abeg no dey finger my brain

If you don't want to see anything ads, use opera mini browser... It is even free browsing on opera mini when you have no data to run nairaland.

LegendHero:
He is an Obidient that support Peter Obi. He took that stwepeed mentality from his fellow headless mob. Infact he always denigrate his fellow Yoruba people and people had to write to him multiple times to stop until now. He is one of the “I am Yoruba But” crew.

There is nothing Tiamiyu is doing now that his fellow Obiidients are not doing. Daily they magnify Nigeria problem and people like short Rinu even went all the way abroad to demarket Nigeria.

Daily, the headless mob are writing visa ban and Tiamiyu their fellow liuinaitic just thought of a good deal and banned all Nigerians from the UK once and for all.

Why ban only few people when I can ban all Nigerians. Congrats to Tiamiyu and his fellow headless mob.

What exactly can you market about Nigeria?

Wagwanbrethren:
Tinubu will rule you and your family for 4/8 years. He's your God and personal savior. He literally owns you.

There's nothing else you can do aside wailing and gnashing ya teeth! 🤣

And any wailing that will wants to happen here will be reffered to townhall

ipobarecriminals:
Sell this lies to the OBIDIENTS. They should mention the 3 Northern courts. Linus. Pa APAPA is LP National Chairman. Abure/Obi and their confused fellows should leave our party alone

You wan know pikin pass him mama Abi?

Goodlady:
Dangote owned it and he ll pay for any inconveniences. It's like families fighting a telecom network company cos their mast erected ll cause medical issues. When they v collected money and paid for future inconveniences.
Dangote is paying monthly for anything he do with the refinery. If they take it away from Lagos, where ll they put it?
Ogun or Ondo? Or the already congested and militant infested Niger Delta?
Abi na North wey no get sea?
Let it start operation and let's hope they manage it well.

In the first place, what happened to the refineries we have as part of our common asset. Na dangote refinery we all put for head. If una no buy fuel for 1000 naira per litre, make townhall be the same with balablue ....

IgboSomalia:
Tell that to your mother who didn't teach you to mind your business.

Also tell your father that he failed on you has a father to train you. When will you be useful to yourself?

IgboSomalia:
That 30k is more than the total amount your father spent marrying your mother.

Dont be silly

Nigerfine3:
Does Mike Adenuga hates celebrating others?
There isn't any celebration in nigeria more than this in recent years

Which kind of celebration? Where are our own 4 public refineries?

LeoDeKing:
Obituary trying hard to be close to presidency.

If obituary trying hard to be close to presidency. Then those in presidency must be assumed de@d and announced on obituary...

Goodlady:
The profit ll over whelm the disadvantages.

What are you saying that is sweeting you? Profit will overwhelm the disadvantages... Are you saying the profit s that will be made from that refinery will go into Nigeria's purse or treasury? Nigeria owns the refinery or Dangote?

Agbadocassava:
If the election is conducted 10 times with Atiku, Obi, Kwankwaso and Tinubu on the ballot, Tinubu will still be the winner each time.

Obi should go and rest. Jagaban should give him minister for youth affairs tho.

A time is coming, the likes of you will be taken and binded up in that God forsaken town hall different from balablue, blue blue, bulaba, to stop been nuisance in the streets of nairaland... Even your user name is nothing to write home about.

Diligent1:
Don't worry sir, we will all enjoy Tinubu administration be optimistic.

I was optimistic 2015 and voted buhari, 6 months later, i realised i was a fool for been optimistic. Many friends of mine fought me, because i told them not to be optimistic and foolish. They voted buhari 2019. See where we are, with been optimistic. A man who frauded his way through to become president, has nothing to offer. A man who mysteriously made hell lots of blunders during campaigns. A man who cant hold a tea cup for 5 seconds, will hold nigeria? Well we are all in to this time time. Another wasted 8 years ahead of us. I am done praying and voting in this country. But for me to be optimistic like you said my dear. I cant.

Diligent1:
If this will also make you feel good.

Tinubu becoming president by crooked means is not making me feel good but waiting for the likes of you to come here to nairaland and complain. Someone like me will always refer you to townhall...

Diligent1:
If this will make you feel good

I am good already,nigeria is good but sick and still have a sick presido from townhall that is different from what i dont know called balablue to take over from a sick man as well. And no matter how sick it is, i am making a head way. Keep building your mansion with tinubu's saliva, the morning dew is waiting to demolish it and you will all realise what tinubu's government entails. Una don start with buhari and i see how many of you enjoyed it till una still support tinubu.

All sectors waiting will have to wait in townhall different from balablue... Cos that is where the magic is with tinubu. ....

Diligent1:
Good for you

Yes good for you too as well. All what you said earlier,are not but a balablue in a townhall...

Diligent1:
Our new president, I congratulate you sir.
Sir, immediately you get to office, tackle security challenges we loose a lot of lives everyday, empower our youths, Buhari regime has destroyed the good destinies of most of our youths.

It is not easy to survive in this country and also give allowance to our aged people, they even tried and came out to vote for you during the last election sir because I witnessed it.
Once again, congratulations sir.

I LOVE THE WAY YOU ARE BUILDING YOUR MANSION ON THE AIR TINUBU IS BREATHING.

darkwan:
denied....

I love your reaction.

darkwan:
they mean gettin other peoples children or beggin a guy to still impregnate them....
a white lesbian tried that nonesense with me too....

What was your reaction bro?

siofra:
Yes. It's possible. This line is stale, try another one.

So it's possible by a female like her ejaculating into her and get pregnant of you?

saphiere:
Let he without a sin cast the stone first.

She that is not a lesbian can cast a big stone against rubbish... are you quoting that to justify lesbianism or what?

Jennyclay:
Oh No!! Not again

No woman should ever leave her female child under the care of any man not even her father.

I wish I could secretly poison this useless man to death right now . Honestly I hate Nigerian men so much.

Bunch of rapist!!
Bunch of murders!!
Bunch of woman beaters!!

You hate Nigerian men, including your dad? And are you saying all Nigerian men are rapists?

Kobojunkie:
Dearlove2me, see dem! They will never subject themselves to such a miserable existence but will quickly, even without second thought consider it the best solution for women in marriage. If you look well, some of dem have developed a sick form of admiration for women who sit tight year after year praying and fasting for their dead marriages to rise from the dead. Deep down they know it won't ever happen but they cheer the foolishness on anyways because in their minds that is the lot of a woman in marriage. undecided

They hide the wickedness behind the many mentions of the name of a God whose truth they have little to know real regard for. If you ask them, they won't hesitate to cast God as a liar by claiming He answers all of their prayers when in truth, they can't even tell which direction God breaths.

Please is your reaction directed to me or someone else? Show the real you please.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
This might be how life was created...electrical discharge through some gadamnnn rocks and boom evolution and metamorphosis follows and we beings grow gradually large

Not some imaginary being up there in the sky called God

Light up my third tie of weed for the morning

You blasphame God. Don't worry you will see His hand in your life. When you vap your weed, the smoke out of your anus instead of nose.

Dearlove2me:
Is like I'm in a sound prof house shouting on top of my voice and no one is hearing me. It seems they don't even understand what I'm going through.

I explained everything to my family and everyone including my mother, and they keep advicing me to stand on my feet and fight for my home, so long as they's no violence. That I shouldn't divorce my husband.
We always have heated argument, raising voice at each other.

My mother inlaw on the other hand, was crying on the phone. Telling me not to mention that name (divorce) ever again.
All the family members are not in support of divorce, but the main person I'm married to seems not to care at all.


He obviously refused to stop gambling away with any money that comes to his hand.
He presently have no job and he's owning a lot.

He's addicted and he's not making effort to stop. This is the root problem in my home. Because he exhibit all the wrong behavior as a result of this addiction.
Once he have any little money, his attitude, everything changed. He becomes scary. Until he finishes everything in betting, I wouldn't be able to talk to him and he will listen.

What should I do? Where do I go that I wouldn't look like a disobedient person, dispite everyone's pleade?
I'm using all my time to cry, qurrel and grieve here. Can't find myself.
I am not financially stable to make a move without my family's support.

There is nothing God can't do and there is nobody God can't change. Please engage yourself with night prayers for him. I fmdint know if you are a Christian. If you are a Christian. .. at least wake up by 12am. That is when morning starts, before any other activities of the day. Cry to God on his behalf. Even if it is one hour vigil. Anytime you go to Church, pray for him. And inform your pastor too, so he can help you with him in prayers. Also in your prayers don't blame God for giving you as a husband ... Thank God for giving you as husband... And always thank him for all He has done in your life.. you can quote me and give me his full name so I can help in prayers in my quite time.

dre11:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/05/man-shoots-brother-hacks-off-private-parts/

They do say blood is thicker than water. My brothers and sisters, Money issue or money related issue never enter the matter make them dey say blood is thicker than water, if this money or money related issue enter kpakam like this, that is when you will realize say water is thicker than the yeye blood wey bond them together as family. My take.
The dead should find rest.

VivaNG:
Not sure about Islam. Christianity maybe.

Quick random facts:

Women - women (Lesbian) relationship has the highest rate of domestic violence and divorce.

Women file for divorce over 70% of the time for no apparent reason or minor issue.

Highly educated and career women have highest rate of divorce.

If you marry a woman with more than 3 body counts. You are 30% more likely to have a tumultuous relationship ending in divorce.

According to police stats 70% of domestic violence or assault was instigated by women.

Women get injured the most in all cases of domestic violence.

Choose wisely folks.

Never you say Christianity is a scam