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Foreign Affairs / Re: Lawmakers Exchange Blows In Senegal’s Parliament by Bekermann(m): 7:36am On Dec 02, 2022
If and only if this happened in our country, they should give that Senate President knock out... That man is the real definition of unpleasant.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Bekermann(m): 9:23pm On Dec 01, 2022
Germany's profligacy in front of goal in this tournament is their greatest undoing

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Sports / Re: Morocco's Show Of Bravery: A Delight For Africa by Bekermann(m): 8:52pm On Dec 01, 2022
Morocco has always been an ambitious county. From the Nigeria-Morocco gas pipeline project to compiling another bid towards hosting the 2030 world cup. They're doing really well.
Romance / Re: My Father Almost Had Sex With My Elder Sister by Bekermann(m): 6:06pm On Dec 01, 2022
Zonefree:
Throw party for a returned olosho

Na una cause her death.



Btw, your late sister resemble Magnoliaa.

Respect yourself here pls.
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: No Planned Price Hike, Says FG, Queues Spread by Bekermann(m): 3:20pm On Dec 01, 2022
olola4:


Allen round about down to Alausa have been free in the past few days.

Yeah. That's true. But connecting Ojota from Ogudu today just get as how e take be. But as I type this, there are slight improvements. Though its still a crawl.

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Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: No Planned Price Hike, Says FG, Queues Spread by Bekermann(m): 2:55pm On Dec 01, 2022
olola4:
The que is now becoming crazy and this has also reduce traffic in Lagos drastically because most people don't take their cars to work again, others their cars are on the que in fuel station the only few left are the ones on the road.

This isn't true oh. I've been sitting in this traffic at Ojota in Lagos for two hours on a stretch, in a standstill, with no end in sight.

As for those who're still hell bent on letting the APC retain power, posterity will judge you all...

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Politics / Re: Atiku: Nigerians Will Never Witness APC Beyond 2023 by Bekermann(m): 6:06pm On Nov 30, 2022
Atiku & PDP is coming. As we witnessed in Osun State, Power belongs to the People.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Bekermann(m): 5:28am On Nov 30, 2022
Haydens:

Simple. God didn't create me to thrill dem. I'm not a comedian. If they want to be thrilled let dem go and watch comedy. Even as at that when you over do it they will still see you as a boring person. Those genders are bleeping complicated to handle.

Preach

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Politics / Re: Western Nigeria Development And News Thread by Bekermann(m): 3:14pm On Nov 28, 2022
Great developments in the South-West region of Nigeria. Same is going on in the South-South too... God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Romance / Re: Increasing Lamentations Of Guys by Bekermann(m): 2:45am On Nov 28, 2022
Badb0y4lyf:
Once you know men are the price. Their beauty is a façade there will always be beautiful girls I ain’t afraid to bullshit you. is your yansh. bigger than an hippo I will pay for a bigger one at Allen avenue. The pussy is the higest she has to offer any way. They don’t even help their fellow gender same as a yahoo boy whining a yahoo boy Alas we men are the mugu.

You know how the thing goes on Allen Avenue... You're a real niqqa.
Romance / Re: Increasing Lamentations Of Guys by Bekermann(m): 2:42am On Nov 28, 2022
dontrulee:
Also, many men can't control their sex urges. Such a shame. Just to get into the legs of a woman, they'll do many abasing things.

I tell the ladies around me, I am not after sex, even if you give me sex I'll flatly refuse because I'm in full control of my body system. If you can't give me anything other than sex, then work on yourself or if I am chanced, I can upgrade you!

Ladies, you're not a sexual object! Stop allowing men mess around with you! Wake up!

I can't count the number of ladies that have sworn to take my virginity away and they've all failed!

There is more to life than sex.

They'll disappoint you for real.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy For Facility/maintenance Officer In Dolphin Estate, Ikoyi, Lagos by Bekermann(m): 7:39am On Nov 25, 2022
Wow. Great advert. I have experience in property/facility management and estate surveying and valuation in general for a cumulative period of two years, but the issue here is that I haven't served yet.

Could i be in contention for the position by sending in my application and CV?

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Crime / Re: Lady & Her Husband Kidnap & Kill Her Boss After Collecting N15m Ransom (Photo) by Bekermann(m): 1:48pm On Nov 24, 2022
tooth4tooth:
You kidnap your victim,they pay you huge sum of money in exchange for their lives,you still went ahead to kill them.

It I is better for some human beings to have come to this world as a donkey undecided

That's an insult to all donkeys in the world as they are useful. A condom would have been used by their parents to prevent people like this coming to this world, they're totally useless.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Bekermann(m): 3:30pm On Nov 23, 2022
A40:
Surprised Goretzka didn't start. Pure dominance so far

Same here. If he had started, the Germans would have had a Bayern manufactured midfield.
Sports / Re: What Year Did You Start Watching World Cup by Bekermann(m): 11:09am On Nov 21, 2022
sageb:


Nigeria vs Argentina was played on a sunday morning.
The loss was painful
I did not go to church that morning.

I was not up to 10 years then but I remember vividly. God bless you. It was on a Sunday morning.

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Politics / Re: Photos From Goodluck Jonathan's 65th Birthday Celebration by Bekermann(m): 11:07am On Nov 21, 2022
So GEJ left power when he was about 58 years. This means he was president at the age of 53. But here we have a 61 year old whose followers are acting like terrorists telling us their candidate is a youth.

With all that being said, happy birth date anniversary my kinsman. God bless your new age.
Sports / Re: What Year Did You Start Watching World Cup by Bekermann(m): 8:26am On Nov 21, 2022
Korea/Japan 2002

I remember Nigerians missing church on that fateful Sunday we lost to Gabriel Bastitutas header and Argentina.

I also remember how Germany mauled Saudi Arabia 8-0.
Sports / Re: Qatar 2022: Which Team Are You Rooting For As The Winner? by Bekermann(m): 8:20am On Nov 21, 2022
I'm rooting for Germany
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Bekermann(m): 9:26am On Nov 17, 2022
Labadi69:


Guy I will feed your papa lineage for many generations. No cap. Dey there dey fool around with your future on top redpill while I’m living life. You fit guess the hotel wey I dey? Or the flight wey I dey. I dare you to try… angry

Be calming down and be humble. You're on short final, approaching Runway 18L of MMIA.

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Sports / Re: Qatar 2022: World Cup News And Latest Updates by Bekermann(m): 9:49am On Nov 16, 2022
Bekermann:
Die Mannschaft (Germany) for the world cup. Our midfield is arguably the best heading to Qatar. Kimmich, Goretzka, Kroos, Gundogan, Muller, Sane, Gnabry, Reus, Musiala, Havertz. Check it out na.

It's a shame Florian Wirtz has been injured all season, so its unlikely he'll be on that particular Lufthansa flight to Qatar.

PS: Marco Reus didn't make it to the world cup. Kroos I heard is retired from the national team.


Die Mannschaft has arrived Qatar, airlifted by Germany's national carrier, Lufthansa.

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Sports / Re: Qatar 2022: World Cup News And Latest Updates by Bekermann(m): 11:10am On Nov 15, 2022
JudahTheDream:
grin grin
bro,dem go wan avenge the death of dere General now, General Sulyman wey Trump kill! Make dem search dem well well dt day,make one of dem no go be a suicide bomber. Loool

Exactly what I posted on my WhatsApp status yesterday.

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Business / Re: Naira Redesign: Grains Prices Crash Days After Record Surge by Bekermann(m): 11:09am On Nov 15, 2022
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria. We shall be come a great country. A regional power and a world power.
Sports / Re: Qatar 2022: World Cup News And Latest Updates by Bekermann(m): 2:49pm On Nov 14, 2022
akwesenana:
Match to look forward to : Iran vs USA.
Perennial enemies take on each other on the field.

Ah dey tell you... There's been bad blood between the two since the 80's. FIFA has opened up existing wounds.
Business / Re: Form A: UK Universities Suspend Nigerian Students; Bank Staff Take ₦400k Bribe by Bekermann(m): 9:33am On Nov 13, 2022
RZArecta:
it's not compulsory to speak in public so as not to expose your stupidíty. I'm not going to school you on the silliness of your post, I just want you to research admission process abroad then slap yourself hard for writing nonsense. Have a lovely weekend cool

cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Properties / Re: Premium Lifestyle Loewe: Best Of German Electronics Now In Victoria Island Lagos by Bekermann(m): 11:56pm On Nov 10, 2022
ruzell86:

Du spreche Deustch?

Ich bin kein fliessender Sprecher
Properties / Re: Premium Lifestyle Loewe: Best Of German Electronics Now In Victoria Island Lagos by Bekermann(m): 7:41pm On Nov 10, 2022
mallorca:
Ich liebe Deutschland

Ich liebe Deutschland auch
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Bekermann(m): 2:23pm On Nov 10, 2022
grin grin

A40:
Certain people no get shame normally. They were running riot after acquiring Ghostwandowski but I warned them of his ghosting ways

Anyway I have provided enough company for Les Miserables. Make e carry him misery elsewhere
Sports / Re: Qatar 2022: World Cup News And Latest Updates by Bekermann(m): 10:01am On Nov 10, 2022
Die Mannschaft (Germany) for the world cup. Our midfield is arguably the best heading to Qatar. Kimmich, Goretzka, Kroos, Gundogan, Muller, Sane, Gnabry, Reus, Musiala, Havertz. Check it out na.

It's a shame Florian Wirtz has been injured all season, so its unlikely he'll be on that particular Lufthansa flight to Qatar.

PS: Marco Reus didn't make it to the world cup. Kroos I heard is retired from the national team.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Bekermann(m): 11:44pm On Nov 09, 2022
[quote author=A40 post=118257706]Na make e for no take depression kill himself na why I dey engage am. Shey you can see how he has been spamming this thread with fake laugh. [/quote

It's fine though... It's very laughable the dude is shading a Bayern that has beat his Barcelona team for the past six matches by an aggregate score of 22-4.

Some engagements really do not worth it.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Bekermann(m): 6:27pm On Nov 09, 2022
Emotionss:
The only entities worse than Simps are married Simps.

Yesterday I was listening to a radio program were people with family challenges will call and table their family challenges and listeners will call in with advice.

3 men called lamenting about the challenges they are facing at home since they lost their jobs or since their wife's started earning more than them. The insults. The disrespects and public embarrassments they are receiving from their supposed better half was depressing.

A woman also called to complain about her Wealthy husband extra marital affair with a younger woman. She is seeking for advice on how to go about it.

99.9% of all the people that called to give their Advise, concentrated on the Woman and only 1% of the callers managed to advise the men.

Majority of those that advised the Woman on how to DEAL with her wayward husband were MEN...

Majority of the men that advice the Woman on how to DEAL with the wayward husband were married men.

At a point the presenter have to remind the callers to also advice the 3 men that are also in need of advice but even with that nothing much changed. The only advice given to those men was for them to endure and man up.

All the men that offered advice yesterday were all married Simps.

Yesterday program made me realize so many things about most married men (A.k.a married Simps.)

A married Simp is always happy whenever they see or hear that another married man is depressed or miserable in his marriage. At least it shows he's not alone.

A married Simp will try as best as they can to convince as many single men as possible to get married with the false illusions that they are extremely happy and comfortable in their own marriage. If not for anything, at least for you to be as miserable as them in the future.

Married Simps take pride among themselves on who is more miserable or depressed in their marriage. To them the more depressed or miserable a man is in his marriage, the higher the possibility that he is a real man...

To a married Simp. HBP, depression,stroke or even premature death are little prices to pay for their wife's happiness and comfort. To them as long as their wife's are happy, to hell with HBP or premature death..

To those of you planning to marry soon please shine your eyes. Society in general don't really give a fuccking fucck about what you're going through in life as a man talk more of a married man.

Take your time majority of women of marriageable age are pretenders. They will say, They will do, act and even dress deceptively if it will guaranty them marriage.

Have a secret savings known to you and one of your siblings.

And have it at the back of your mind you will lose at least 70% of your freedom, happiness, friends, health and Me Time.





As they say, Misery. Loves. Company.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Bekermann(m): 5:52pm On Nov 09, 2022
A40:
This Zombie keeps posting the same dead meme

Didn't Eintracht Frankfurt knock your useless team out of Iropa Cup? The lack of self awareness is shocking

Bayern are way above Barcelona, it's quite surprising you're still engaging him.

https://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/bayern-munich-showing-broke-barcelona-how-to-run-a-successful-super-club/2rj5b429hbwu1k7rnrg9h73hz
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Bekermann(m): 6:23am On Nov 06, 2022
Datedoboy:


This reason is why women think they are smarter than men. Ladies even in my workplace will say they can't marry a poor man but if a guy says he can't marry a non-virgin they get angry.

Some even ask if the guy is a virgin too. If it is a virgin girl that asks this question, I won't be angry but i have observed that it is non virgins that asks this questions the most.

If you ask these same girls if they are rich too before asking for a rich man, their face will change again.

So I wonder, Wealth and virginity which is easier to have?

All girls inherit Virginity from birth but not all boys inherit wealth from birth. So it's easier to have virginity but do most girls keep it? Nooooo.

Many women don't care to keep what they came with for their husbands which is (virginity) but they expect men to keep what they did not come with? Which is (riches).

Men should set the standards but sadly today,it is women that sets their partial standards. Partial because most of them can't keep it.

Any girl that wants value must bring value. Like what a guy said in another thread, you cannot withdraw without deposit.

Any girl who asks for rich guys b4 marriage when she has thrown away what she already has, is like someone who did not save any money but visits different ATMS looking for free money. Such person is a robber and sadly some guys just like a strange ATM will give out cash even when the account balance of the withdrawer is zero

Brilliant... Absolutely brilliant

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