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bin gbagbo: LISTEN GIRL, IF YOU ARE ON HEAT, BETTER RUSH TO SEXUALITY SECTION AND CONTACT MR BORN2FUCK TO HELP YOU RIGHT? I LOVE MY WIFE, I CANT CHEAT ON HER!!!

seriously, u have a wife?
*shocked* is she as mentally unstable as you? I pity the poor woman!*crying*
Anyways my signature is for mo-rons like u

bin gbagbo: BUSH PIG!!!

is dat ur surname or middlename? It looks more like ur identity

Mumuness in diversity

billante: Where they actually using chemical to produce water?? Is water not actually to be odorless tasteless colorless and chemicaless!!

Make they no posion person oo

they use chemicals to purify water. Even water board

bin gbagbo: LISTEN GIRL, IF YOU ARE ON HEAT, BETTER RUSH TO SEXUALITY SECTION AND CONTACT MR BORN2FUCK TO HELP YOU RIGHT? I LOVE MY WIFE, I CANT CHEAT ON HER!!!

you wish! Seriously go and get a life rather than claim what u're nt

Tom Ford: It appears you are running out of jokes.

fall of the already fallen. The guy was already fallen.

[quote author=T-smooth]I dnt knw what is wrong with this Bin-gbabooon, he goes around proclaiming his self as yoke president, can u tell me who nominate u? get a life and grow up gbabooon.[/quote]dont mind the g-baboon

Mutee: I am sure she has her reasons

she quoted the qur'an

sutoboy: And re u very sure u re alright?

No I don't think so!

dnt mind the idiot! He tinks he's funny. Oloshi

The first joke was useles. The second was damn funny. Nothing do mary

Oil, water are all biblical. If u believ a dead human being can hear ur prayer then continue. Afteral its all about faith

jmaine: Mind explaining further cos am interested . .. . I still feel the increase in fuel prize jacked up the prize . . .The N20 prize range are for those zones, where sachet water were previously sold for N10 e.g the Eastern and South South axis

nafdac told all pure water makers to start using a beta chemical dat was more expensive than the former.

I blame all u igbos for answering the useless girl. U no see her name?
D-illuminati
she be devil agent!

There is no diety worthy of worship except..

alj harem: because of that singlular stu.pidity, pure water is 10 naira now in Lagos and 20 naira in other places stu.pid people

*shocked* 20 naira 4 where?
And just so u knw the pure water increase was from nafdac nt FG. The manufacturers were asked to buy some chemicals

[quote author=Mynd_44]Am I the only one who thinks the OP is childish for posting his discussion with another person here?[/quote]you are nt alöne.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Now what the hell exactly is interesting about this chat?


**Looks up meaning of "interesting"!**
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i thought i was the only one who noticed

youngies: The man is already being prosecuted.

better! I mean its an inhuman act.

What? Where are our lawyers in the house? The man must be chopped in pieces!
And all these tribalistic goats when wil u change?

jmaine: lol . . . .well, am an ardent supporter of GEJ . . . .we are all passionate about the people we support . . . It's just the weak minded folks who chose to deflect attention when cornered to scream paid goons . . . . .

My Hypothesis :- If people are being paid to support GEJ . .then those whose sole aim daily is to criticise GEJ are equally paid to do so . . .

No wonder GEJ said, criticising him and his admin is big business

nigeria don dey tire me wit al the hate

tintingz: there are many angels with their duties and Gabriel is the one who pass messages, news from God, he brought the news of both the coming of John d baptize[as] and christ Jesus[as] and so on, dark angels can't reveal God's message never!, am not forcing u to believe in Quran just as it said in the Quran 'to you be yours and to me be mine'

what is the guarantee that he brought Gods message?

Come o
you el rufia and his cohort agents and gej's agents- who pays higher? My friend done dey find this kind awouf job teh teh. No stress-just type nonsense

bin gbagbo:

 BUSH PIG !!!

eyaa
e dey pain him o gaga.

Homar: Men so this is what ave been missing in jokes section !

welcome to the club!

[quote author=T-smooth]@bin-gbaboooon, who crowned u yoke president? why are you tryn to seek cheap popularity on NL? ur mate are president of Chevron, Dangote group and co. Abeg go die jor![/quote]dnt mind the mumu BOLO

jmaine: We might need to conduct a sting operation to get the correct answers to your legitimate questions . . . .

abi o. Alot of people lack jobs but to accuse or protect jonathan with al their hearts.

bin gbagbo: JOKE GRADING: F

REMARKS: THIS JOKE WAS TOLD TEN YEARS AGO; ALSO QUIT USING THE JOKE PRESIDENT'S NAME IN VAIN

PUNISHMENT:A NIGHT WITH DANI1LUV WITHOUT CCONDOM (HIV ASSURED)


SIGNED

DR BIN GBAGBO

JOKES PRESIDENT, OWNER OF GBAGBO MEMORIAL HOSPITAL!!

hehehehe. Its only here on Nl dat i see people crowning themselves.

I was in a resturant one day and i suddenly felt pressed. I tried to control it by projecting by nyash to different angles, but all to no avail. I suddenly realised there was music playing and very loud. So i timed the fart with the music. Oh what a loud mess it was!
When i looked round, everybody was staring at me! It was then i realised the music was from my ipod!

Fulaman198: No, because in the end it is what God thinks of us my dear

You may never get to know me as the individual I am, nor I you. In the end, God only knows who we truly are, and the roles we play as human beings to help/benefit the society or destroy/counter a society.

you are quite confused! After sayin only God can see, you come and talk about responsibility in society. Like seriously?

The true question is: who is paying those against Jonathan and those for him?
Useless!

Fulaman198: It is not you or other human beings who should see the difference in me, but God/Allah.

God will see the difference EACH AND EVERY one of us as 7 billion people in the Earth make. Whether we are of different/various faiths. It is how we behave under Gods' law.

isnt dat a load of Shit?