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[quote author=goldenruby post=46158104]TEAMMAY KWENU!!!!


I Salute my May mothers, Able captain Gaily04, all mamas that have offloaded, all vigilante mamas, all the waddling mamas,every mothers that have hung them boots... .... In Short, GOD BLESS EVERY MOTHERS! May we all enjoy the fruits of our labour

O my Gaaaaad!!! Our God is good and worthy to be praised. I have two new birthday mates. Congrats goldenruby and bumbex. I need to redeem my promise.please does any mama have their mobile no.i am sure they won't be able to come online so much this period.

So I am kicking off #bumpy Tuesday # today because God has been so faithful to me.
1. Today is my birthday. Thank you Lord for another year. I have come so far from where I was last year.
2. I am having a baby boy.checked last week sat and saw his lil weenie.
3. I have an amazing hubby. He turned cook cleaner and comforter overnight. God bless him for me.
Make una help me thank God o. For adding another year to my years. I got married in December 2015 and I am 20 weeks pregnant already. Isn't God amazing? 1500 recharge card for any mama that gives me a birthday mate. #20weeksmama#teamblue#teampurple#birthdaygurl#

soonest:
you are kidding me.
Hail Abuloma, songs of our hope
Fountain of truth and conscience.....

Mother of science
Home of the arts
We owe you love and reverence
#abubabe#jasminehouse

I did my trad on Friday and white wedding the next day, Saturday.

joseph1832:
True that! Later, emotional beings like BellaElla and Lumpyy will start saying "he's very inconsiderate, can he not imagine how she's feeling at the moment? In this time of husband scarcity, you expect a woman not to chat with her friends about her wedding ceremony? Something that only happens once in ones life". Lol.

Err, is there any particular reason that i am being mentioned on this thread? cos i cant remember commenting on it.

Please what is your office address in port Harcourt. Do you open on weekends and public holidays? What are your working hours. Thanks.

JoeBlocks:
Indeed this is nairaland. I wouldn't disagree to that. I've seen the wiles and gimmicks here. But I'll assure you, I'm not one of your demented type who are a special market to their marriage.

I'll advice you to know that I'm one who beliefs in fact, proof and evidence. So, care to let me show your demented self I'm all I say I am.

Better still, you can ask those who know me outside here, and let them intimate you about who I am, outside here.

Cc: lezz,

Oya oga u don win. I no reply again Abeg. Come and take your trophy ooooo. Na me find trouble. E don do. Make I face my work . #unfollowsthread#

JoeBlocks:
[b]Imagine this disjointed and inglorious buffoon who was belched out of the anus of a chimpanzee opening her innocuous meningitis infested vocal cavity to spew words that further attest to her propound inanity as well as her idiocy.

I tell you, when you see me, even your loser of a husband who bow to me, because he proved his a loser by marrying you, who has been so raped with emotional sentiment to the point you can't even discern when enlighten minds are conversing.

Ma'am, I'll feed you and your entire house hold and even provide you a well paying job so you can stop spreading your vileness and nonsensical opinions all over the internet.

To think you even use that leprosy infested fingers of yours to say my insults aren't arranged shows that your brain cells have been fried beyond recognition, that's why you can't straight because your husband has failed in his manly duties, that's why you come here and advice others to be failures like you and your husband.

I'll have you know, I'm self employed, as I bow to no man, that's why I have the time to show stupid_ women like you who a real man is. One would hope you'd read and learn, but one won't be surprised that you lack basic comprehensive skills, that's why everything about you, is emotion upon emotion.

"Whether you work or you no work you go still chop" sure thing, that's an altruism as your husband feed and cloth you from the ragged clothes you wear, to your dirty piss stained underwear. You're not even ashamed of saying you're a leech to your husband.

When you put all your burden on a man and show him that, all what you contribute to the marriage is just to open your degraded vagina and shit_ out kids, why won't he abandon you and chase on this girls, who are ten times smarter than you, and a hundred times more gorgeous looking.

No wonder you look like a cow when all your mates are looking like sweet 16s. In this age of family planning, you're busy sh1ting out kids like no mans business.

Once again, lemme know when you need money for child support, I know an NGO who help women like you, who contribute absolutely nothing to their marriage aside their vaginas.

Now piss off and go think about your sordid life and your loser of a husband. [/b]

This is nairaland, where a man that is 3ft tall would claim to be 6ft tall, , like I said, we know ya type, na small pikin you be. keep refreshing this page to see who has replied you, so that you can dream up insults for them.lmao! na your future wife I pity. when they ask you how much you made today, tell them " I insulted bellaella and her husband online today .

joseph1832:
Guy look bush! Na people like you dey believe say marriage na achievement when their husband no even send una.

If ur husband dey respect you, you for no how to talk to person, but as e be say you no even sabi yan, I no even surprise. Na so una go dey take mata wey no concern una personal, that's why una husbands no fit sitdon one place, na from one beer parlor to another. When be de last time ur husband sleep for house sef?

Because you can't read and you make it your business to jump into conversations that doesn't concern you, you show just how frustrated you are! Here you talk about me wanking, when you are physically refused by your husband, that's why he makes it his business to sleep with small small girls, when women like you have become over fattened cows with molten fat as flesh!.

Just look at how your comments are repulsive, I believe that's how you are physically and emotionally repulsive. You shame your husbands and your inlaws by being an incomprehensible git, who's an ol' hag with a frustrated life, that's why you make it your business to come to social media and show just how miserable your life is. Anyway, I no blame you sha, na the man wey marry you I blame.

Yeye dey smell!.

You are a phoooooooool. see how disjointed your insults are. is this the best you can do? u wan put mouth for married people matter, when your elders are talking, keep quiet! sharrap! so you can learn from us na small pikin u be. when you grow up, make money, find wife, court, go pay bride price, marry, given am belle( I am sure ur kini no dey work sef, if not you for no dey rely on your friends gist to satisfy your fantasies), Till then, continue chopping your mama thank you. Your fellow men are hustling this morning to provide for their families, you are online trading words with me. kwakwakwakwakwa! I am sure you are waiting for your friends to come back from work, so that you can go and eat free food at their houses, and dream about their hot pregnant wives. Ode! Don't go and wash windscreens or sell CDs that your fellow men are selling, because you sound so daft, I am sure no body go gree employ you, don't go and make money o, come and be exchanging words with me. whether I work, or I no work, I go still chop. . Oya, come and insult your mother again

joseph1832:
Oh so people are telling me their direct experience I should keep mute when they use it to counter my own experience abi? Abeg take your time oh!!!

And is it by force to marry? Abi na u go tell me when and who to marry? If marriage dey worry you go find who to marry, no carry am come for my side abeg.

What I said was directed to the OP and the OP alone, not you or any busy body who can't stand when someone them show just how sentimental they are.

Thank you for understanding.

Lol. u wan fight mi ni? abi u wan flog me? Taaa gbafuo! Na today we dey see your type? Me wey don marry tey tey. See who dey talk about sentiments. myself and at least five other ladies here have told your our personal experiences with pregnancy, which is same for about 80% of women, and you are refuting us with beer parlour gist. Anyways I no blame you, na those your leaky mouthed friends I blame, men wey no get respect for their wives, that would come and run their mouths to another runny mouthed bachelor, who in turn self-services away at the fantasies of how hot pregnant women are in bed. Lmao! Oga abeg don't come for me o! Go and marry, and stop relying on those lofty tales your friends are regaling you with. When people life experiences are talking, people with refurbished round table gist would talk too..

joseph1832:
You don't expect me to believe what you say, do you? You're talking from experience, and I'm also talking from experience, from what I've seen and heard. If I have 10 friends, all of them are married with kids, so are my sisters, I've heard what they say regarding sex. Plain and simple.

Since you said every woman isn't wired the same, why should you then be telling me I should believe what you told me, without asking you questions?.

I gave the OP an advice, he should sit down and talk to his wife. She has a responsibility to him, as he has a responsibility to her. That's the way marriage should be, not play to sentiment. Tell me, if you were the one who is Hot and your husband is denying you sex because he's not in the mood, what will you do?

Lol. Oga go and marry, give ya wife belle and kpekus her every day for 9 months.u can even demand for it the day she gives birth. It is ur right o. People are telling u their direct experiences, ur are countering it with your friends wives experiences. Ok o. No argument. When ur wife tells u she is pregnant, start kpekusing immediately o. Don't mind the fact that her body is against it cos of the safety of the baby. Throw her up o, hang her legs on the roof. It is ya right o.

Lumpyy:
bros please dont cause wahala for the Op's innocent wife.i have been pregnant 3× and i was never HOT for once truout.women are wired diffrently and hence.......its 2/10 of ur friends wifes experience to the ops wifes.i hope when your wife is pregnant you wont compare her body to ur friends wifes oooo.PLEASE!

Some guys on this thread think pregnancy is a walk in the park. I have just described how a pregnant woman feels most of the time and they are arguing that a pregnant woman feels sexy in the second trimester. I don't need to argue with anybody. I be woman. I get belle. I no as e dey do me. All I pray is that the doubting Thomases would marry a wife that has an easy pregnancy. Some pregnant women are even advised by their doctors to totally abstain for all the 9 months if their pregnancy is high risk. Op I have told u the best way to get kpekus from ur wife. If u like force her and demand its ur right. Na u go still suffer am.

Oga let me tell u wat ur wife is passing through so that u go tell me if Na u, u go allow person touch u.
1. Her throat always feels like something is climbing around it. 2. If she eats, she feels the food coming back into her mouth.3. She is having heartburn ( her chest is always on fire)4.She can't say one sentence without her mouth filling up with saliva.5. Her v.j is tender and hurts most of the time.6. She retches whenever food passes down her throat.7. She is having waist pain, feels feverish, pees every two minutes.8. She is sharing her energy with another human being. Imagine producing all the cells, bones, tissues and blood needed to form a perfect human being.
9. She is constantly worried about the safety of the baby, she worries that the baby is forming well, getting all nutrients needed.
10. Nothing tastes good to her cos her mouth is sour and excess saliva.
11. She still has to do housework and feed u despite all these feelings.
Oga trust me, seducing u is the last thought on her mind. If u want to kpekus at all, ur best best is helping her out at home, preparing food for her, encouraging her, telling her u understand how she feels, helping her research on pregnancy, praying for ur baby with her. She will most likely get wet down there out of gratitude and appreciation. She will likely give u without being asked. But if u start groping and handling her at night when she dey find way to sleep, u no go gree her sleep, u go dey prod am with ur umbrella, then get ready for a conji filled one year plus. Because she is more likely to feel resentment towards u now than passion. Welcome to marriage oga.

feddy27:
Good morning all, hope we had a good night rest...

I'm looking for some of my team mates o

Luscioustrish, BellaElla, Oyinyechika08, Mamajesu, Ojac1, Kwentjules, Marcjane, Chicmoniq, demijevu, blessedchick, Moyingirl and Ugochiada


Please hola back let's know you are safe

Teamie I am safe o. thanks for checking up on us.
*Clearing Throat For Rant Mode*
*How I still be spitting at 16 weeks, my teeth haff weak finish because of two much chewing gum. I no chew again biko
*How can DH tell me to cook whatever I wanna eat, instead of going to buy? doesn't he know that the food I buy outside is sweeter these days? Who hygiene epp?
*How can somebody just see me and tell me " u don fat too much, u don black finish, come worwor" do you know what I am passing through?
*How come DH doesn't understand that its not my fault that my poo smells so badly these days, he should get used to it and stop yabbing me about it abeg
*Why would my colleagues be looking at me slyly and telling me " e be like say u don carry belle" before nko? na me and my brother dey live for house?
*When would I learn to sleep on my left side all thru the night?
*Why is it that I can only swallow my prenatals inside garri? when will I learn to be taking drugs like the adult that I am?
*End of rant*drops mic*leaves stage*
#teampurple#teamoctoberforeasyborning#

mompurity2:
This thread has been of grt help and still is .
Thanks to the mama's that helped me make up my mind on registering in Sterling Specialist Hospital. Indeed I had a nice first time experience there... I hope it continues.

Mama's O, should I still attend ANC in d first clinic i registered in? I mean, can I attend ANC in 2 diff clinics?. I be correct jjc ooooo

Pls my sister which part of ph is sterling hospital at. I am torn between Obio and Sterling. But I heard the crowd at Obio is too much. Pls how much did you pay at sterling for everything. What are their ANC days. Help a confused sister Biko.

Lbotusme:
October mamas roll call

Feddy27
SerendipityF
Gandyluv
Luscioustrish

All other October mamas pls add your name.
#drops mic#

#picks mic# Pls add BellaElla #drops mike#

gandyluv:
am so left out.I wan know my team mates.Oct mamas wia wuna de??

Don't be left out o. I am also an October Mama. make we just dey observe the reigning march mamas make dem dey swagger
our turn go soon reach
Team PURPLE

Coldfeet:
Bellaella try and take your prenatals abeg o! Put am inside EBA at least. As for that kpekus urge its from your 2nd trimester that's why its called the "honeymoon trimester" in my own case just putting on my clothes and having it rub against my nipp.le gives me so much arousal! My body became over sensitive that kpekus was like an addiction to me lolz!
I guess not having the urge in first trimester is natures way of protecting our lo from the rigour of sex!

In other news,
My younger sis is 11weeks plus pregnant team September, and she just registered for antenatal today , I'm a mother of two sets of twins BB and BG! Now my sis scan today revealed 3 sacs first in our family history!
My papa no born twins but his mum was a twin supplier! She birthed twins 6 times!! Though during their time they were all killed and my dad became the only son of his mother born much later!(a singleton).
Twins full my lineage no be small and i bless God for His multiple blessings in my family. ( compensating grandma I guess )

Happy new month house.

Thanks mama. I am taking the pregnacare plus already o. Just the calcium tabs left. Wow you have a very interesting family o.congrats on your sisters behalf. May she carry her triplets to term.amen.

Happy New Month Blessed Mamas
I registered here when I was 4 weeks, like play like play I don reach 7 weeks.
The ministry is moving forward.
please PH mamas in the house where do you recommend for Antenatal
I no get strength for Govt hospital, they are too far from me
I get quite anxious to go for my first scan, cos I do not have MS, just a large appetite and plenty spitting.
I also have issues after eating, it feels like the food is coming back up, inyama!
As for prenatals I have switched from Folic Acid to Pregnacare Plus, bought calcium tabs but still waiting for morale to swallow them cos they are quite big.
I thought you were supposed to have this insatiable desire to kpekus in the 1st trimester, I don't feel sexy at all these days, especially at night. Lord let this cup of spitting pass over please, DH bought me a large bag of tiger nuts last night. so far its been helping, at least I haven't brought out my container since morning. it is well o.
I have learnt a lot from this thread so far, thank you lovely mamas for sharing your experiences with JJCs like us.
#teamoctober#iknowitsfar#likeplaylikeplay#idondeyfinish1sttrimester#beforeyouknowit#idonreach20weeks

Eddygourdo:
You all getting emotional aren't seeing the big picture, there are generalisations and of course exceptions, most with successful inter-tribal marriages are exceptions and very blessed, tonychristopher isn't very far from the truth with respect to the majority of cases. It's everybody's opinions and experiences. The challenges poses is why we sought successful experiences from the successful ones

There is no big picture to see. And the people quoting statistics without proven facts to back them up are the ones getting emotional.
tonychristopher and co have come to state categorically that 90% of inter tribal marriages don't work out, and also say that in Igbo land, marring out of your tribe means you have been promiscuous and hence the Igbo men cant marry you.
I said earlier that I was in a relationship with a man from my tribe. the funny thing is that most of the time we conversed in English. it didn't workout, we were not compatible, despite the fact that we had cultural similarities.
As for language preservation, even if you marry from your village, and you are in another town, your child will learn the language spoken by his peers and environment, except if you speak vernacular at home always. I schooled with people that couldn't speak and write Igbo even though both of their parents were Igbo, because they grew up in Lagos. they spoke Yoruba fluently.
we should be careful how we spew imaginary facts, because someone that is engaged can come and read this thread tomorrow and conclude that his/ her marriage would fail because of tribal differences, based on what you people are saying here with all conviction.
I am more concerned about how my husband treats me than how his family will treat me, A lot of us have stopped going to our villages because of fear of witchcraft, some people don't even allow their family members know where they live. some of us have been duped and stolen from by our kinsmen, but we would now come here and say that a marriage with two compatible, understanding, well behaved adults has a less chance at success than a marriage between a two incompatible adults, just because of tribal differences. Shey its my husbands tribe that will provide for me, or it is his tribe that will make him a good father, or it is his tribe that will comfort me when in need. even in Igbo land, an Anambra man has problems marring an Abia girl, An ngwa woman has problems marring an ohafia man. no be the same tribe ni? Please you people should stop peddling unbacked rumours because as far as I am concerned tribe does not a marriage make!!!!

tonychristopher:
One I have lived outside Nigeria for years and I didn't get complacent to marry them...so its not location dear it complacency and lack of knowing what you want
I have also worked in a big bank for years ...maybe a Nigerian quoted bank isn't what you meant and in Lagos for that matter ..so the choice of partner didn't change ....still focus
Now maybe you think that parents are illiterate ..hell no very educated both pops and mumsy so it not upbringing
I think you were either complacent or infatuated then
But I tell u..in marriage love is the least thing to consider ... There are better stuffs like compatibility and cultural synergy..love grows
But wishing u the best....
Hey today is val !

Oga I hope you married from your clan, or better still from the compound next to yours in your village. it would be a shame if you didn't...really. see you championing for a cause that you have no business with. you do not know how long I dated my husband before marriage. you do not know our level of compatibility or lack of it thereof, but you have naively jumped into the conclusion that I was complacent or infatuated. the level of love and welcome I have received from my husband family, I cant even describe, my mother in law calls me to pray for on the phone almost everyday, so again I ask, why do you seat in your little closed world on and conclude on behalf of the millions of inter tribal families. who made you our spokesman? you have travelled the world does not mean you have learnt an iota of what life is all about. your first child is nine does not make you an expert on inter tribal marriages. why don't you focus on your clannish family and allow us the have broader minds to enjoy our uniqueness. I hope you are as passionate in your marriage as you are in your quest to prove that those of us married outside our tribes have less of a marriage than those married within their tribes. its people like you that would stand in the way of your children's happiness because of your tribalistic, bigoted mind set. oga wake up and smell the coffee biko. thank God I don't have someone as close minded as you in my family. I hope you don't do business with other tribes, or let your children go to the same school with them. abi they are only good for association but not for marriage. So people that think like you still exist. Chukwu zuputa kw'anyi n'aka ndi mgbochi uzo. Ekene kwa m gi!

tonychristopher:
Th ratio of igbo men that married outside is very low even if they will marry they marry from near by tribes like cross rivers and Delta
An average well brought up igbo lady wants to marry an igbo man and will marry one but when the bad ones with dirty history doesn't see husband they end up as available becoming desirable
Look at tonto

Wow, this is astounding. So u mean Igbo ladies like myself that married out of our tribes are bad with dirty histories. Simply incredulous!!!! Your logic is embarrassingly flawed. I wonder where u have been to or how you grew up, your thought process is shockingly backward. If you have mingled at all or worked with big organizations you would know that one great factor that influences choice of life partner is location. It would be foolish of one to pass up on good men or women around them simply because they are from different tribes or because they do not want to be termed wayward. God! I feel retarded even typing this. I have heard lots of ludicrous statements but clap for yourself, this one takes the cake.

I am in an intertribal marriage and its working out perfectly. My husband is Yoruba and I am igbo. It is very common to see two tribes marry in cities and these marriages last. So saying 80% of inter tribal marriages crash is grossly exaggerating. I dated from my tribe before marriage, It didnt workout and I let go. My husband had the qualities I needed in a life partner so I married him. I have it good with him and wouldn't trade him for anyone.

Good evening chair ladies in the house. Honourable Mamas I hail o.
This is BellaElla, FTM reporting on duty. 4 weeks gone, Team October blessing. The way hunger dey take catch me these days, I nearly fainted today cos of hunger, I rush go buka to chop fufu . It is well o. Please is there anything wrong with me eating noodles? I have already started taking folic acid, can I start pregancare now? When can I register for ANC? When can I go for my first scan. Mummies in the house Abeg help me torchlight my mata. Aunty Zaynie Abeg I wan pay registration dues o. Shey Na one bag of pampers I go use register to pay homage to the honourable mummies wey don offload