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lol PDP

Abbey is playing hard to get. . . husband scarce o

Abbey, I'll be very much available,

Pharoh get money o. . .Abbey opportunity comes but once

This section is for jokes, dude. Try other serious sections.

tytylayor:
ben its so unfortunate u forgot dat day is for God

I wanted to know the kind of service na

Rommie, show me mine today with a recharge card na

SERVICE?

mykali:
i said we will sing and dance

so you can get AIDS these days thru singing and dancing? 

chei . . . i nor dey go Church again 

Mykali, no mind Tyty. AIDS na superstition

More . . .

Wake up in the morning, Say my prayers, start playing love jams on my DVD;
westlife, Celine Dion etc. Go to the bathroom, do the necessary things; y'all
know what i mean, Go shopping for my night outfit, get candles & roses and
a gift for my G. Get back home, relax; do my manicure/ Pedicure and take a
foam bath then get ready for the night out!. . . Officegirl

wake up 7am. send sms to all the girls, i have been admiring for years (xpcially my dream girl)

Go to Unilag sport center, to dust a friend in a hundred meter race (probably win a bet). then run the track round 40 times in preparation for next week saturday Glo marathon. sleep for 2 hours after a cold bath.

go to the palms to shop with my friends.

hang out with my friends later in the night to tal about music, football and all the latest gossips.. . . Riff-raff

u bad

Why will I come to TFC and settle for ordinary guguru and epa? My friends would disown moi

lol I already know, guguru hawker

LOL here are some AGENDAS for last Valentine's day

lol
but i dont believe in valentine crap. . . .Clemcykul

My valentine agenda is to go to a gay club and try out gay intimacy.I don't like bitches anymore,i need something to fill the gap,probably gay people are less bitchy. . . antartica

travel from Apapa to Fetac gate, call her on fone
wait for her at the entrance gate *^{of course to prevent her funny father}*
get her into my tortoise car *^{that I borrowed from my richest friend}*
and drive of to Lagos Island *^{where things are happening}*
just for a plate of ice-cream 4rm TFC,
Take her back to her house
Return the car and walks back home for a complete 12hrs sleep.
. . . Ben-10

will go for confession ^{i really nid it}
show repentance by cleaning the church ^{so God can wash me tu}
wash my clothes ^{got heap of dirty undies}
watch wrestling ^{i nid to get tensed 4 relaxatn}
remeber to toast st.valentine ^{d man who died to prove luv does exist}

wat else i cant recollect 4 now . . .romsky.

Tell us on this thread how you will celebrate the Man who died to prove that LOVE exists.

*Are you gonna be like JACK in TITANIC? 

*Are you gonna get drunk and fall into the gutters to show your love for Nigerian Breweries?

Drop your Agendas. . .and let's catch fun

baybbootz:
_{buys ben a childrens bible story book
sternly warns him never to forget again}

oya,your pardoned.but promise to be good.

D1KeleVra:
eh! madam . . . i no resemble ben like that na

D1KeleVra:
it reminds me of adam n eve

Adam and Eve for happy sef

To pass time.

see as you be like COW

which transformer?

don't play with my expensive username, plssss poor customers wey u get

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Let our business continue. . .
where is Pharoh?

lol dickele is free. . .thanks to Wicked Pharoh left me all alone last week

what's all this