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 Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Ben13(mod): 6:21pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
Pls, are you guys not on the wrong thread? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Need A Boyfriend In This Section by Ben13(mod): 5:46pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
Them gals here are not ya class.  Check elsewia. Maybe in the writing section.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Ben13(mod): 2:58pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
Happy Birthday, El  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Birthday To Agybabe by Ben13(mod): 6:34pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
Erm, do you have a thing for Ajybabe?? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13(mod): 6:33pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
SOMETIMES NOT TOO LONG AGO,SOME 17 NATIONS WOKEUP AND SAY DEY WANT ONE SINGLE CURRENCY,,,I WARNED THEM, BUT NOW GREECE IS FUCKING THEM UP BADLY,,,THIS IS A MARRIEGE THAT IS SO BAD ,,IT'S LIKE URGY WITH 17 PEOPLE DOING IT AT SAME TIME ,,,NOW GREECE IS PREGNANT AND ITALY AND SPAIN ARE NOT TAKING THEIR PILLS ,,,,DIS DIVORCE WILL BE SO SO BLOODY , ANYONE WITH FORESIGHT SHOULD TAKE COVER FOR SPILLAGE OF BLOOD !!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funnyyyyyy by Ben13(mod): 6:28pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
Can we have better jokes from you, pls? are you up to 16??  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Birthday To Agybabe by Ben13(mod): 6:24pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
haha! You've been stalking moi, Jackpot. But was I 'uncivilize' by that comment? LoL I was kidding, pls. someone must not break my head o. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Open Letter To Jokes Section! by Ben13(mod): 6:15pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
You promise, Bin?? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Height Of Joke by Ben13(mod): 6:12pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE: A girl applying nixodem to her unmentionables thinking they are pimples |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Birthday To Agybabe by Ben13(mod): 6:10pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
at last, someone is 18? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Short Black Boy!(i Don Laffffffffffff Die) by Ben13(mod): 6:06pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
Whatever makes you happy, poster. Just don't inflict pains on others. . ok?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Consoling Pastor That Got Hiv/aids by Ben13(mod): 5:57pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
Lol good one. Don't listen to "haters". |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Killed My Sister by Ben13(mod): 5:54pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
hehe. . . good joke. Will get starters laughing. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Prostitutes by Ben13(mod): 5:53pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
Stupidity is everyone's right. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Ben13(mod): 5:44pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
El Guapo:I'm happy to announce to you that all jokes section dudes are behind you. . what a dream. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Ben13(mod): 6:55pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
hehe. . . How did u manage to meet their basic requirement? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Ben13(mod): 6:37pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
una no go let me laff? B4 I lock this thread. Howdy guys? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Prescribe A Good Comedy Series by Ben13(mod): 6:21pm On Nov 03, 2011 |
Good ones Keep them coming. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Trust Me No One Has Seen Dis Joke Be4. by Ben13(mod): 5:09pm On Nov 01, 2011 |
only felt like patronizing u:p |
| Jokes Etc › Re: This Is Hot. .don't Dull It Lol by Ben13(mod): 5:05pm On Nov 01, 2011 |
seen it b4. . Still funny tho |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13(mod): 5:02pm On Nov 01, 2011 |
tjtough:hehe. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: This Is Hot. .don't Dull It Lol by Ben13(mod): 4:42pm On Nov 01, 2011 |
Aww. . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 11:49am On Nov 01, 2011 |
thanx brovas! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Should The Existing Offtopic Thread Be Locked? by Ben13(mod): 11:35am On Nov 01, 2011 |
POSTS NOW COUNT. . . Let's bring back the Fun in the section. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The 'awkward Moments' Quotes by Ben13(mod): 10:15am On Oct 27, 2011 |
Loving this. . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 10:11am On Oct 27, 2011 |
Thanks brothers. a clergy was joining two gay men in marriage but didn't know how to pronounce them Husband and Wife. He thought about it for a while and yelled "I now pronounce you Man United |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13(mod): 10:07am On Oct 27, 2011 |
Still digressing. A lady approaches her priest and tells him “Father,I have 2 female talking parrots, but they only knw how to say one thing; ‘Hi, we are harlots. Want to have some fun?’” “That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “I have a solution to your problem.Bring your 2 female parrots over to my house and I wil put them with my 2 male talkn parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of praise and worship.” “Thank you!” the woman responded. The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. His 2 male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her 2 female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say “Hi we are harlots, want to have some fun?” One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered! 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Only Job In The World In The World You Cannot Include In Your Cv by Ben13(mod): 6:02pm On Oct 21, 2011 |
Shouldn't this be kept in your mind? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13(mod): 10:21am On Oct 20, 2011 |
Let's digress, Wife was sure that her husband was having sex with the maid so she laid a trap. One evening, she sent the maid home for the weekend and didn’t tell her husband. That night when they. . . went to bed, the husband gave the old story, "excuse me dear, my stomach is aching" and went to the bathroom. The wife promptly went into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off. He came in silently; he wasted no time on words but quickly started having sex. When he finished wife said, "you didn't expect me in this bed, did you?" and switched on the light. "No Madam", said the gate man! ℓ☺ℓ . . . MORAL:- Sometimes being too smart can get you screwed . . . 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 7:40pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
Man told his wife he heard their next door neighbor had slept wit all the women in their compound, except one, the wife replied "it must be mama Chidi she is too stingy!". 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Ben13(mod): 7:36pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
El, am I welcomed hia? |
