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 Jokes Etc › Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13(mod): 8:03pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
LOL. . I'm always here. Just feel like being mute these days on here. Seeking a scape goat.   |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13(mod): 7:58pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
Teacher: y r u late? Studio: There was a man who lost a £100 bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were u helping him look 4 it? Studio: No. I was standing on it.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13(mod): 7:57pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
My wife made me a Millionaire John says to his friend, Fred that his wife is responsible for making him a millionaire. “Wow, so nice to have such a good wife. But how on earth did she do it” asked Fred. John replied ” Before marriage I was a Billionaire!!” |
| Jokes Etc › 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by Ben13(mod): 7:56pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
You were in a crowded bus when you suddenly realize you needed to fart. The music is really loud, so you timed your farts with the beat. You let go about 5 strong and loud ones back to back. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you were leaving the bus, people were really staring you down, & that's when u remember You've been listening to ur iPod d whole time. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13(mod): 7:48pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
FUNNY/DIRTY HEADLINES USED IN NIGERIAN NEWSPAPERS (Give it up for NAIJA JOURNALISTS) e.g ~ NLC FINGERS Obasanjo ~ Labour Leader In HOT ROMANCEWith Iweala ~ Obasanjo's effort to WOO Dora fails ~ Tinubu DRAGGED to court ~ The K-LEG of Ikedi Ohakim’s declaration ~ Liverpool to SPLASH £8million on osaze ~ Bash Ali BASHED ~ Atiku TICKLED ~ Ajaokuta steel project GULPS 50billion naira ~ How senator Mantu was disMANTLED ~ What ADISAster! Gen. Adisa is dead ~ Fuel scarcity BITES harder ~ The MERCILESS Messi ~ Togo TO GO home ~ NO WAY for Norway ~ NLC and federal government failto reach the PEAK after 3 ROUNDS of meetings ~ Jonathan FLOORS Buhari ~ Obasanjo CARPETS Ndigbo ~ Nigerian foreign reserve DEVELOP WINGS within a year under Goodluck |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dame Patience Jonathan On Subsidy Removal? by Ben13(mod): 5:06pm On Jan 11, 2012 |
No reason to laugh. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Saved A Life Today by Ben13(mod): 9:29pm On Dec 27, 2011 |
Dat guy uses an "half-past-four" kind of eyes. . Don't worry Dani. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Day After Christmas by Ben13(mod): 11:14am On Dec 26, 2011 |
lol |
| Nairaland General › Re: How many days have you spent on Nairaland by Ben13: 5:15pm On Dec 23, 2011 |
huh?? |
| Education › Re: Who Is An Educated Man? by Ben13: 4:59pm On Dec 23, 2011 |
An Educated Man is a man who has been to school (or a form of structured training), gained a qualification and he is able to apply his learning in real world situation. I prefer this.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 4:53pm On Dec 23, 2011 |
Dani, you wasting my money on schoolen, and you got the mind to came here and talking to me like that  I'm disfather you asap! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 2:51pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
All of you People that wenting to back of school. . . included you El?? Unbelievabling!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: This Is The School Every Corrupt Politician Should Have Gone To! by Ben13(mod): 2:16pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
What's this?? For the sign board to be this poor. . .the administration is more corrupt than FG. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hot Discussion: Is Iron Pant Adviseable For Married Old Men? by Ben13(mod): 2:04pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
Iron pant. Waht's that?? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13(mod): 1:52pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
Husband 4rm a dream screaming yeaaah!!! D contract was approved, Wife reply: wake up and approve d xmas wishlists on d table. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13(mod): 1:51pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
''Okoro the house boy enters Madam's room without knocking. Madam: "Okoro, this is wrong, what if I am naked or dressing up." Okoro: "That one can never happen madam, before I enter, I always peep, if you're naked I'll go or just wait a little." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13(mod): 11:07am On Dec 21, 2011 |
ARareGem:Awww. . . Thanks switz! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13(mod): 11:06am On Dec 21, 2011 |
She went to condole Ojukwu family " Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on". |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13(mod): 10:53am On Dec 21, 2011 |
Christmas greetings from Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon: Wishing all my fidus Achates a splendiferous Yuletide whilst committing you into the beneficent bosom of the Great Geometrician of the Universe for a cornucopia of Cosmic blessings in the ensuing year! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Praise God! by Ben13(mod): 10:52am On Dec 21, 2011 |
hehe. . .wet dream. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13(mod): 10:21am On Dec 21, 2011 |
Dame Patience is at it again: " I hereby sympathize with the late family members of Ojukwu" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Saved A Life Today by Ben13(mod): 10:05am On Dec 21, 2011 |
Studio the miser. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13(mod): 9:47am On Dec 21, 2011 |
Girlfriend: i cheated, Boyfriend: do u think i luv u? I was also cheating on you for the past 2yrs, u are just for fun. . Girlfriend: cried & said *i was talking about my exams! 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Has Seen A Real Big Cock? See It Here (pix) by Ben13(mod): 7:39pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
Keep the jokes coming, poster. . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Ben13(mod): 7:37pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
El Guapo:Who be this?? Them haters don plenty.  Please, do we have the waiteress around? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 12:32pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man replied, “On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye.” The boss asked, “Okay, so where did you get the other shiner?” “Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by Ben13(mod): 12:16pm On Dec 19, 2011 |
I have voted. Erm. .we all know who deserves the award. . Vote wisely. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Ben13(mod): 11:45am On Dec 19, 2011 |
Is that my Efe?? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mans Heart Vs Womans Heart by Ben13(mod): 11:18am On Dec 19, 2011 |
hehe. . .what a joke. Keep ém coming. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Ben13(mod): 11:40am On Dec 16, 2011 |
Can palm wine be non-alcoholic, pls?? ID sup? did you just call me names? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13(mod): 11:35am On Dec 16, 2011 |
Mrs Patience Jonathan went out for drinks with some of the top women.Waiter brings their bill: Mrs Jonathan N10,400 Ngozi Okonjo N10,250 Dora Akunyili N10,450 Turai Yar'adua N10,200 Total N41,300 She says:I will pay for everyone else,but Total must pay for herself because i didnt invite her, afterall she owns petrol stations all over Nigeria |
