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 Jokes Etc › Re: Akpan In Jail by Ben13(mod): 1:42pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
I hate pidgin English. It just disgraces you in public. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Jokes: Driver Vs Conductor by Ben13(mod): 1:40pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
Still thinking if I should laugh. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by Ben13(mod): 1:37pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
I'm not a senator. I'm the President of the federal republic. So where are the thieves??  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13(mod): 1:34pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
I'm not sure the Bar sells what I desire at the moment. Sup pals?  |
| Education › Re: Unilag Student Sold His Kidney To Graduate by Ben13: 12:51pm On Feb 13, 2013 |
This is a fat lie. Whoever wrote this should provide names and falculty. Lame! 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13(mod): 7:13pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
hmmm sori Efe, I have no idea. Don't even see him on Fbk any more.. I guess he's grown up.  How are doing too/ been a yle. Hope u good. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13(mod): 7:04pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
lol why will I come with bread when I'm coming to a bar, being operated by my best of pals. It won't be useful.   |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13(mod): 6:51pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
jackpot: vanishing creamhehe... I'm still thinking of what that is. Howdy, Jackie.. been a while. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13(mod): 6:44pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Bar-man,what's selling the most here? I want to 'be among'. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by Ben13(mod): 11:09am On Oct 03, 2012 |
LOL what kinda News be this?? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Fall Noni by Ben13(mod): 10:41am On Oct 03, 2012 |
LOL "falling" is at owner's risk... no try am o. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dear Nairalanders, Nairaland Is 1million Topics Old by Ben13(mod): 10:25am On Oct 03, 2012 |
OK... now, this is day time. That nullifies your record. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13(mod): 9:53am On Oct 03, 2012 |
mikuz: Wow! mikuz: Wow!I've been in 9ja for some time now... and I kinda understand that those who use this kinda speech are fraudsters. AKA 419ers.. init?? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13(mod): 12:40am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Enough to make peace at Bakassi Peninsula by buying the whole of it, and paying off those fighting over it. Think 'bout it |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13(mod): 12:27am On Oct 03, 2012 |
What a welcum speech! lol Mikuz what would you like to order? I'm back with a lotta money. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dear Nairalanders, Nairaland Is 1million Topics Old by Ben13(mod): 12:16am On Oct 03, 2012 |
hehe... I used to think the "drop something 4 bois" attitude is exhibited only by agberos on the Island. LOL 9ce one bro |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13(mod): 12:12am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Even though they don't sell the things I cherish, I'll just patronize make dem no bankrupt. 2 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Ben13(mod): 12:04am On Oct 03, 2012 |
where's the link, buddy? |
| Business › Re: Segun Agbaje (GtBank) Is "African Banker Of The Year 2012" by Ben13: 10:06am On Jun 01, 2012 |
Lovely!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: School Uniforms For MAULAG Students by Ben13(mod): 3:52pm On May 29, 2012 |
Mr President is always putting himself on a hot seat. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Is Now Something Else ! by Ben13(mod): 10:22am On May 15, 2012 |
Homar, your spelling of guy (u know how u spelt it dat made ur post hidden) is not accepted in the forum and other dirty languages u are using on this thread has made ur voice not heard. Grow up! and if ur posts keeps showing as spam, you'll eventually get banned.Keep the jokes coming, people. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Is Now Something Else ! by Ben13(mod): 5:54pm On May 14, 2012 |
It's part of the joke to be on exile... isn't it? lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland International Grammar School by Ben13(mod): 5:08pm On May 10, 2012 |
The part that you awarded yourself is very funny. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13(mod): 5:03pm On May 10, 2012 |
hehe..Ekeroyal, nice. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: See If Thread Is Funny by Ben13(mod): 4:56pm On May 10, 2012 |
Lol Ekeroyal, are the jokes funny?? If they are, just laff n move on. Ok? hehe...Bright, wia have u been? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Twiang! Thread, Post Your Grammatical Blunders Here! by Ben13(mod): 11:24am On May 09, 2012 |
What? I am take breakfast! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: See If Thread Is Funny by Ben13(mod): 5:57pm On May 01, 2012 |
Girl: how much do you luv me? boyfriend: I love u so much, I cant measure. Girl: no just tell me naaa... Boy: okay I am like a phone and you are my sim card, there's no me without u Girl: aaaaaawww that is so romantic Boy: (says 2 himself) see mumu!!! What if I'm a china fone wit 3 sims? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: See If Thread Is Funny by Ben13(mod): 6:46pm On Apr 27, 2012 |
Lol see bad belle G.C Dani wassup?? As u fitn't do anything, I did it! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: See If Thread Is Funny by Ben13(mod): 4:30pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
One day Dave came home from his office and the first thing he did was to shoot his dog. Martin, his neighbor and friend saw this and asked the reason. Dave said: “An unknown person called my office and informed me that my best friend was fooling around with my wife.” Martin was mighty relieved. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: See If Thread Is Funny by Ben13(mod): 4:28pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal." The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer 3 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: See If Thread Is Funny by Ben13(mod): 4:27pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
Ur MOM sells palm oil and ur DAD sells cooking gas..u claim ur parents are into Oil and Gas Ur mum's selling Stock fish, ur dad's changing money. U turn around n say ur parents are into stock exchange 1 Like |
