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mikuz:
Passing an exam Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump."Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered,"Well Doc, I can't swim!"

Seen this. . .but still funny.

bin gbagbo:
thread locking is not wat is expected of the mods, we need innovations, accurate stats n exemplarty posts!





shittz

Why is almost everyone complaining 'bout u? Doesn't that give you some kinda concern? If I were u. . . let me comment my reserve.

And talking about exemplary posts, check out old threads by other posters in the section, which i am one of them; My threads and replies are enough examples for you. Your threads should always make sense. Even if it doesn't make everyone laff, let it just make sense.

You will enjoy this section if you repent of your "evil" ways, I tell you. Ask those who has met their life partners here. _{Lol kidding}.

chamber2:
Thank you jari

If these were to be pictures of lagos i know every body would have been rolling on the floor shouting [b]Fashola, even when flood kidnap people in lagos[/b]

This tells us your motive.