₦airaland Forum

DonFreshmoney:
This is nonsense... arrant thrash.. useless statement, inept leaders... what if the 5k was transferred to me by a friend or family?

People would go and withdraw their money naa

They check your recent transaction history

If you like use mop clean your account, they go help you sun the mop

landpipe16:
Contact seller at the above email, i'm a middle man.

phone number would have done it

This is trash abeg!

So someone with 5k in account is now considered well to do huh

Welcome to my country!

How much for a set of table?

Don't mind that guy, he is:

1. Not from the Igbo ethnic group

2. Simply clouting for attention

3. His brain is on isolation somewhere that is not his head

fk002:
Why are you igbos like this?

PS. I am not even yoruba

The heart of poor/greedy men is always vile

Look at his lips like thick warri kpomo

I have a guy called "last last" too.. what state are you guys in?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

ncdc to update us every evening na sure bet now

To be serious this viruse is becoming real. We are facing reality

Imagine my favourite bar when dey always full

I reach there this evening
Every where calm. Nobody for there.

Only me just dey sipp my bottle. Na last last one of my real niggarrr come take join me.
We begin use our phone play songs like:

Natural mystic by Bob Marley( we are facing reality)

Heal the world by Michael Jackson

We are the world by USA for Africa

1-800-273-8255 by Logic, feat. Alessia Cara and Khalid

Patience by Nas and darmian Marley

Tell you what.. I know my country would rather inflate the figures than deflate it.

OgogoroFreak:
Your country Nigeria is not testing enough people so don't be surprised that the real figure is 6X higher than what they documented.

maasoap:
Don't stress yourself, those who had been collecting the money in the past knew themselves. It was under SIPs, not a knew programme. In fact, beneficiaries have id cards given to them by the FG. I think they are just publicising it because of the covid-19 so that people will know what the FG is doing for people but I assure you that the money they're paying them is not part of the covid-19 fund but part of SIPs 2020 budget. I was there today observing the beneficiaries in my state as they were being paid.
Though, there are forms that we're filling right now that have to do directly with the covid-19 fund and intervention. Check the image

I'm hearing about Sips for the very first time

Why is there's an increasing surge of people soliciting for funds on this thread because of the stories shared here recently. It's a pity we don't know the real ones out here mehn

Facidio:
U can't catch a warri boy mugu

Na so.. I stay at Okere-urhobo. What about you?

Which one is date?

okpalaAnambra:
You're right..try Dãte with tigernut..lol

Nephilim:
sharaaap der ! Do you have two BVN, use ur head oga

This one is from Federal govt. There is news delta state govt is preparing something too. Ozwor

marvin906:
we In delta are waiting

Delta is on state govt lock down order o not Buhari's order.

So it's left for the big toothed Okowa

Nice moves

But the big question is how will they know the people living in Lagos right now?

If it's by BVN then what about people whose BVN has Lagos but they are currently not in Lagos

Like myself, my Bvn is carrying Lagos but I am currently in delta. Oluwa fit do ham, delta state govt go join pay me

We are not doing bad though

When we had our first case, a friend in Burkina faso told me they were already on case 90

anytexy:
I don't think Corona can survive here Naija

stop posting rubbish.. what would make it not survive here? The hot weather thingy? Don't be dumb

mbjsuki:
i'm sure you have read this news or article in reverse. Who traveled? Then who died?

Na this type go write book full, write extra sheet full, come dey complain say upon all watin I write the idiot lecturer give me carry over.

Mtchew!

Maybe she was having cardiac arrest and too much fantasy arrested her other wise what else can make a woman die during sex

I don't even know which one is the incoming governor since we have two men smiling and appearing in all the photos

Candrevah:
I always find this question amusing whenever I come across it. The least time I can go per round is 15mins....Maximum 30 to 40mins "most especially second round" without using any enhancement. The thing "Enhancement has never crossed my mind for once, I don't even know what an enhancement looks like" Eat fruits and vegetables very well and make sure you stay away from sugary stuffs, lastly make sure your body is free of diseases.

I don't normally use them, and I can go 15mins on first round and even more when on a condom because I barely feel the sensation. I was really curious to know as I have heard many people boasting of going more than an hour and so forth which I see as a hoax right now

If you are in Nigeria and you choose to be doing Holier than thou my guy you go carry people cross tire

lefulefu:
yea banana and smoothie is good.i dont know why many nigerian men prefer taking short cuts to their problems.exercise for only 30 minutes dem no go gree,limit the way u consume alcohol dem no go gree .some go carry belle like pregnant women and yet with their sedentary lifestyle they want to engage in marathon sex with a younger prostitute who has probably been very active all her life and dem think all these dangerious enhancers will help them .

They want to be lazy, enjoy beer and still be sexually active at the same time

lefulefu:
exercise...try to be more physical active then your diet(try to avoid excessive consumption of junks then add more fruits and vegetables in your diet, try to limit the amount of sugar u consume...beer and mineral drinks contain high amount of sugar...too much sugar no good for man body) try to lose ur belly fat as in pot belly....try not to be too overweight.if u observe this u dont need any sex enhancing drugs.

Okay this is a plus.. Tiger nut, Smoothie or Banana/Groundnut have been doing the magic for me all this years.

Facidio:
U can't catch a warri boy mugu

where do you stay in warri?

Well said, Sex enhancing drugs are not good esp for HBP patients but they still won't hear, they want to impress in a competition where trophy is not served..

Abeg, what are the natural ways to last long biko?

Maybe we also need to stop blaming honest public officers who don't steal from their offices when they retire with little or nothing.

Nobody wants to be termed a 'mugu'. So they rather steal and give people from it to sing their praises

Mine was my third year in school

A random friend from home came to visit, spent 3k from warri to my school only to give me tits to and lips to suck but wont let me knack. After staying 2days and eating all my food, she still resisted, I feigned a call from home that my grandma was sick and i needed to travel to the village.

We were prepared to travel different routes, I put her on a bike first, went back and unpacked my bag, she called if I have reached I told her yes

Nonsense!

If I was still serving

Me: 33k (Alawee) + 10k (From PPA) = 43k

Nobody:

Me: Save 30k and Spend just 13k monthly

bigboyk:
Nice... First to comment on Christmas day. Where's my chicken?

got you.. mind you it's not dead chicken this time

Facidio:
Lagos to warri today 24th I paid 13,500

Theriously!!! Something that used to be 5k, abi oga then catch you mugu