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Music/Radio / Re: The Lyrics Of This Popular Song From The 90s Will Melt Your Heart (Video) by Benbisco(f): 12:54pm On Aug 26

As in, not to mention the way he 'fired' the girl grin
The guy go sabi vawulence o grin

Real vawulence o!


Music/Radio / Re: The Lyrics Of This Popular Song From The 90s Will Melt Your Heart (Video) by Benbisco(f): 10:25am On Aug 26
Guys, stumbled upon this video on TikTok and mhen! I can't believe this is an 'heartbreak song'

Funny how we loved and danced to it and we didn't even care about the meaning cheesy. This music and awilo were played in almost all Birthday parties then.

Disclaimer: I neither claim ownership of the content nor contributed in translating

Watch video:


OP, I was just laughing all along. The thing dey funny sha. But I like it though.

If this actually happened, then no be today babes begin fall hand.

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Romance / Re: Anyone Who Misses To Marry My Ex Is A Big Fool by Benbisco(f): 5:20pm On Aug 25

I no dump her oo.. sh dump me

Oh wow!
Sorry about that.
Romance / Re: Anyone Who Misses To Marry My Ex Is A Big Fool by Benbisco(f): 10:12am On Aug 25
.. yes , I said it.. this is because sh is the best !!!

Uncle, you read this your post so?

She was with you and you realized she is the best yet you did not marry her and keep her for yourself; you let her go. Now you want all of us to marry her, unto say any body wey no marry her na fool.

So, good Sir, what does that make you?
Crime / Re: Man Pays Neighbor To Impregnate His Wife by Benbisco(f): 10:38am On Aug 23
This Story no clear ;DThis Story no clear

The story is crystal clear. Read it again.

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Crime / Re: Man Dies After Falling Into Pot Of Hot Porridge Yam (Video) by Benbisco(f): 3:01pm On Aug 06
Come on people! Did ya'll read the story at all? All of you saying porridge yam killed him, he fell, he does not have strenght etc.

His wife said he was EPILEPTIC!

Na epilepsy make am fall o!

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Okezie Ikpeazu Before He Became Governor by Benbisco(f): 11:09pm On Jul 30
These are pictures of Abia state governor Okezie Ikpeazu before he became governor grin tongue

My brother, these pictures only go to prove that no condition is permanent.

With determination, anyone can be what they want to be.

If the man sees these pictures, he can even use them for motivational talk.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Called Me A Fool Because Of This. by Benbisco(f): 12:28pm On Jul 21
Thought you've told this ordeal before? Or a continuation of the previous one or what I don't follow .

Seems u like attention undecided.

My dear, me too I am not understanding again o. He wan use am publish book. Last time he shared the story, she called him a coward. Today, on top the same story, she called him a fool.

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Health / Re: Help! Drug Is Ruining My Relationship by Benbisco(f): 10:32am On Jul 18
Tor dey make her happy la
Una two no serious
Tell her to leave that drug.
But who no sleep for night go sleep for morning or afternoon na

You made me laugh.

What if she has to go to work?
Romance / Re: Street footballers can relate to this. by Benbisco(f): 3:53pm On Jul 04
Choi! Na our caretaker that year o! I no know say e dey happen for other places. I thought it was just his thing. Even when our parents go to plead he never listens.

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Politics / Re: Three Boko Haram Members Handed 128 Years Jail Term Each In South Africa by Benbisco(f): 4:51pm On Jun 30
[quote author=Alexsniz post=114296208]Why the waste of food on murders

[b]Meanwhile call me for your car AC troubles in abuja on zero eight zero three five six one zero four three five after you've gotten your PVC[/[/b]quote]

You serious abi you dey joke?
Crime / Re: Meet Daughter Of Ike Ekweremadu, Sonia Who Needed Kidney Transplant (Photos) by Benbisco(f): 10:06am On Jun 24
This is the beginning of the end of his political career. what a shame. The daughter in question looks like a DRUG ADDICT

Na wa o!


Culture / Re: A City Where People Enter Their Houses Through The Roof (pictures) by Benbisco(f): 10:55am On Jun 20
Okay o! That means once rain start no one will be allowed to go out.

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Politics / Re: Okonjo Iweala Rejects Atiku's Vice President Offer by Benbisco(f): 3:43pm On Jun 10
News reaching me is that Dr. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala yesterday rejected the offer by Atiku Abubakar to be his vice president. She is currently the DG of the WTO and intends to continus there. She akso told Atiku that it's the turn of the SE to produce the president.
That is the gist I heard.

We have advised Southern Politicians to stay away from legitimizing the political slavery of their children by accepting to be vice to a man who took what belongs to us. We would keep our eyes out to see the southern governor who would be vice to a political interloper.

Uncle, news reaching you from where and in what capacity are you receiving it? Lai Mohammed's assistant?
Politics / Re: Olisa Metu In Court In Full Dead Body Arrangement Again by Benbisco(f): 3:40pm On Jun 10
E shock me to o. This his sickness must be very wicked o

I agree with you. The sickness is very wicked. I think It's seasonal. It leaves and comes back when it is close to "court season".
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You See This (pix) by Benbisco(f): 10:28pm On Jun 08
na you sabi

I dey give you advise for free now, you no go take am tell me thank you abi, because I no charge you.

No problem.
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You See This (pix) by Benbisco(f): 8:33pm On Jun 08
So what about you, have you married?

To the glory of God, 15 years now and still counting.

I can tell you for free " marriage no be scam".
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You See This (pix) by Benbisco(f): 3:58pm On Jun 08
Like no one above here is married with at least one kid!
After a few years of marriage you would have been very used to seeing something like this such that it's no longer big deal.
When you have kids, the best you would do is to spank it or make a dirty comment, and then continue your family time for the rest of the evening like nothing happened. And maybe later at night, you could take a shot, if both of you are not too tired or sleepy. Maybe you guys even did it last night and you both want to have a really good sleep tonight.

Help me tell them o.

All they think about these days is in that direction obviously because they are not married. A good number of them come to this platform and shout "marriage na scam" but they want to do what married people do.

If you are married and come home to see her like this, maybe as your gateman open gate, him tell you say "oga, diesel wey dey no go fit last reach morning " and you remember the price of diesel and how many litres you go buy coupled with the fact that you are very tired and need a good rest, you go reason am say the thing no dey run. Na you get am. It is readily available so no rush.

Sincerely a lot of people on this platform need to grow up and think of more important and meaningful thinks that will add value to their lives than engaging in fornication.

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Career / Re: How To Become A Freelancer by Benbisco(f): 4:13pm On Jun 04
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Education / Re: What's The Function Of This Structure Please? by Benbisco(f): 3:57pm On Jun 04
It for water storage, back in the day when water was one of the things citizens enjoyed from the government.

These days if you no sink your borehole.........


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Experience On Upwork And How I Get Jobs Easily Now!!! by Benbisco(f): 9:53am On May 26
You want to make money from husslers abi why not teach us free

See me o. I am not understanding this my guy o.

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Politics / Re: Wike’s Anointed Candidate, Fubara Emerges PDP Flagbearer In Rivers by Benbisco(f): 9:38am On May 26
It’s going to be a walkover for APC if the party can be united after tomorrow’s primary.

My thoughts exactly. If the elections are free and fair, APC will take over Rivers State.

When did Fubara join the party? When did he leave the civil service? Someone that people are accusing that he is the one conniving with Wike not to pay pensioneers.

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Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Drums Support For Adesua Etomi As She Dumps Wig For Braids by Benbisco(f): 2:51pm On May 23
Like I don't understand the long epistle, just to tell us you are braiding your hair, these yeyebreties na wah oo.

As in ehn, I am not understanding o! This one sef na news?

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Health / Re: Pregnant Abuja Lady Dies Weeks After Her Baby Shower (Photo) by Benbisco(f): 9:48pm On May 18

See More Bad News Via www.NaijaCover. Com

So this news is not bad enough for us that is why we should click on the link to see more bad news. Nna, You get mind o!

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Romance / Re: Oromidayo, Ibadan Poly Student Dies After Taking Drugs To Have 11 Rounds Of Sex by Benbisco(f): 9:52am On May 17
you that live a decent life will be seen as a Fool, what a time we now live in, very troubling

It is a sign of the end times. This world go soon end. We all need to be ready for it.

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Romance / Re: Oromidayo, Ibadan Poly Student Dies After Taking Drugs To Have 11 Rounds Of Sex by Benbisco(f): 9:37am On May 17
Nonsense, the way young Nigerians glorify sex nowadays instead of brainstorming on good things is worrisome

Our society has degenerated so badly with debauchery on the rise everyday

Everything revolves around sex these days.
sex, sex, sex, stupid generation of young people
They can't invent anything good for humanity, black man has contributed nothing to civilization, 10 years old girl is already having sex with numerous boyfriends, our streets are littered with babies everywhere.

My brother, thank you. I was thinking I was the only one that noticed this. Some can't even make one correct sentence (whether written or spoken) without errors but they will be carrying sex on their head as if that is what life is all about.
Romance / Re: MC Narrates How A Bride Offered Him Sex by Benbisco(f): 8:07pm On May 13
Mtchewwww! Just like that?

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Education / Re: Bad Bad Children Who Killed (histogore) by Benbisco(f): 2:59pm On May 13
Yujiz post=112782321:
Omo d devil has been running riot on ds earth 4a long tym
Lord av mercy

As in ehn! The thing dey shock me o!

Mental health issues have been a problem long before now.

A lot of people are moving around, wearing nice clothes, but they are sick mentally.

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Politics / Re: Dagogo: “Thunder Fire You And Ultimatum”, Wike Tells Ijaw Groups In Church by Benbisco(f): 9:43am On May 11
Wike get problems with igbos

Wike get problem with ijaw

Wike get issues with ibibio..

Edo Governor and he’s people get matters

Which people Wike come dey count on for President grin

Yoruba people?

Not North of course

Maybe he’s counting on Rivers state money.. security vote alone .. but the idiot forget say 50 years rivers money Na chicken change for the men with money..

Very unserious idiot .

On his own he go decamp from Pdp

Ogboni no go help am..

cheesy cheesy ; cheesy cheesy

Laff wan kill me here o!

Why you dey abuse my Governor like this na?

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