₦airaland Forum

N3TRAL:
Do you stay in Nigeria?

An average Nigerian wouldn't give a damn about half of your list.

Infact, you took the question out of my mouth.

Adexgentle005:
Yes marriage is the biggest scam of all time, argue with your phone. You put a woman in the house & feed her till thy kingdom come. All for what? Free sex and the title Mr. When bills start rolling in, your body go tell you. And finally don’t ever think going into this scam called marriage if you are not financially stable. I repeat don’t try it.
Shalom!

My brother, no offence o, but just imagine if your parents had not fallen for this "scam" you for dey here?

Nazgul:
No when she's from a wealthy home with some many properties on her name. The man would know that divorcing her would be a great loose to him. So killing her and inheriting her family's wealth would seem like a better option for him.

You have a point. I have seen such play out in movies and some crime shows I watch like Mansions & Murders.

Solofresh2:
Omo inspector go fit you oo

Abi!

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comtem2011:
That's not Marriage then.

So many wives have gone to the great beyond because of all these don't touch your husband's phone. Some cheating husbands plan evil with their so called sidechicken to eliminate the wife.

Really?

If by "eliminate" you mean kill, then such men need to get their heads checked, both medically and spiritually.

If a man is tired of the wife he married and wants to continue with the side chick why not be a man, call your family and hers and end things with the wife officially instead of killing the woman?

Rtk4:
I met this lady on Facebook and before you say jack we started dating. As time went on i decided to invite her to my house on a particular day.... That was our first meeting and we had sex. I was suprise to see that she was a virgin, infact real tear rubber wey be say na me open am. She cried and left, after some time she informed me that she hasn't seen her period ooh, so i told her to run a pregnancy test fast cos my mind don dey beat uncontrollably. After the test it was confirmed that she was pregnant hmmmmm, God of mercy, i was so confused and devasted. To cut the long story short i went to to see her family with my own family and informed them that i would be fully responsible for the child but i wasn't ready for marriage. After deep conversation with both family we left. But what struck me was during the conversation i sighted a HIV drug on their dinning table(I'm a doctor), immediately my mind was not at rest again. So upon reaching home, i started interrogating her on WhatsApp and calls about the drug I saw until she opened up to me that all her siblings were HIV positive including the father and mother and that She was the only one who was negative. From the moment she told me that my mind hasn't been at rest again because i wasn't sure she was telling me the truth about her own status. I started running HIV test from that day every month until a year later before i confirmed I wasn't infected but you need to see the way i lost weight due to depression. Please guys be careful out there, AIDS IS REAL. Though she later gave birth to my lovely son but unfortunately he died before clocking a year. I do not wish to remember the pain I passed as a result of his death.

Doctor? That had sex with a lady he met for the first time, unprotected one at that.

You sighted HIV drugs on the dining table when your family and hers were meeting. Was the meeting taking place at the dining or from the sitting room naim you from sight the drug?

TakeNigeriaBack:
This is NOT news. It would have been news if the water tank injured him

Pls tell me you are joking.

Flapp478:
For JSS classes too?

Yes.

tobby20:
As I’m writing this sh*t, I’m suppose to be at home but I don’t have transport fare to go home lol .
I’m a student , I was not naive of gay or homo experience , also I don’t have them I feel it’s their nature , so who am I to judge .
So I think I met this man one day on my way to get some stuffs at the back of my school gate, that’s where one man just offered to buy drink for me , I thought it was something normal .
The next day we met again , that was when I realized werey is gay . I don’t judge people biology. His house is near where I do buy stuffs , so I bought food and he offered I eat in his place . I brought the food to his place and started eating , that was when he started touching my dick live .
I was so annoyed but I didn’t show it , cos he use to sell market and he has cash , but I left his house that day .
Came back to my usual place to buy stuffs again , I met him he gave me cash 1k and also bought food for me . I left and we met again today
Shit my b3 is low

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falcon01:
Collect loan and see

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You harsh o!

Experience is the best teacher(or in this case the best "answerer", right?

But, na we o, how can a person even listen to someone telling them about penis enlargement cream? Unto say the cream na yeast and the penis na dough or how?

What is the thing in the cream that will trigger the enlargement of a body organ? What is the scientific explanation for it biko?

I will not be surprised. I experienced it in Oroigwe, Obio Akpor LGA where I went to vote yesterday. The community was seriously rooting for APC. One even told us that if we wanted to vote for an Igbo man we should have gone to our Igbo land to vote for him. Me that is from Rivers State o.

The same person said they had concluded everything the previous day, that APC would win. The INEC officials and Policemen did nothing about it. Some of us no even vote o. The INEC officials packed everything before 4pm say they don close. People begin para. Fight wan start, police van arrive with more police the whole place became charged.

Oroigwe people fall my hand yesterday; big time.

Hian!

When the person she is living with is not her brother and they used to do somethings they will not tell us, what should we be expecting, mbok?

care4you:
How long have you last on pu..y?

Who was timing them?

Macsjebs:
As in, not to mention the way he 'fired' the girl
The guy go sabi vawulence o

Real vawulence o!

Macsjebs:
Guys, stumbled upon this video on TikTok and mhen! I can't believe this is an 'heartbreak song'

Funny how we loved and danced to it and we didn't even care about the meaning . This music and awilo were played in almost all Birthday parties then.

Disclaimer: I neither claim ownership of the content nor contributed in translating

Watch video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAeSa9rn588

OP, I was just laughing all along. The thing dey funny sha. But I like it though.

If this actually happened, then no be today babes begin fall hand.

bigpicture001:
I no dump her oo.. sh dump me

Oh wow!
Sorry about that.

bigpicture001:
.. yes , I said it.. this is because sh is the best !!!

Uncle, you read this your post so?

She was with you and you realized she is the best yet you did not marry her and keep her for yourself; you let her go. Now you want all of us to marry her, unto say any body wey no marry her na fool.

So, good Sir, what does that make you?

CeazerMafia22:
This Story no clear ;DThis Story no clear

The story is crystal clear. Read it again.

Come on people! Did ya'll read the story at all? All of you saying porridge yam killed him, he fell, he does not have strenght etc.

His wife said he was EPILEPTIC!

Na epilepsy make am fall o!

Kemistri4:
These are pictures of Abia state governor Okezie Ikpeazu before he became governor

My brother, these pictures only go to prove that no condition is permanent.

With determination, anyone can be what they want to be.

If the man sees these pictures, he can even use them for motivational talk.

brosom:
Thought you've told this ordeal before? Or a continuation of the previous one or what I don't follow .

Seems u like attention .

My dear, me too I am not understanding again o. He wan use am publish book. Last time he shared the story, she called him a coward. Today, on top the same story, she called him a fool.

Jeremani:
Tor dey make her happy la
Una two no serious
Tell her to leave that drug.
But who no sleep for night go sleep for morning or afternoon na

You made me laugh.

What if she has to go to work?

Choi! Na our caretaker that year o! I no know say e dey happen for other places. I thought it was just his thing. Even when our parents go to plead he never listens.

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You serious abi you dey joke?

heartbeat84:
This is the beginning of the end of his political career. what a shame. The daughter in question looks like a DRUG ADDICT

Na wa o!

Okay o! That means once rain start no one will be allowed to go out.

Fineman87:
News reaching me is that Dr. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala yesterday rejected the offer by Atiku Abubakar to be his vice president. She is currently the DG of the WTO and intends to continus there. She akso told Atiku that it's the turn of the SE to produce the president.
That is the gist I heard.

We have advised Southern Politicians to stay away from legitimizing the political slavery of their children by accepting to be vice to a man who took what belongs to us. We would keep our eyes out to see the southern governor who would be vice to a political interloper.

Uncle, news reaching you from where and in what capacity are you receiving it? Lai Mohammed's assistant?