₦airaland Forum

DanseMacabre:
Fear social media o... dem no even wan allow the man to mourn him dead wife.

Uncle, the man wey dem say dey responsible for her death, way even dey police custody?

He is mourning there.

olamidedivotee:
This happened around December 2022, when my uncle send a Laptop and PS2 (Laptop bag inclusive) to me via a Nigeria Logistic company.
He'd already took the picture of everything before handing it over to the logistics agency. When I received it from the delivery man, to my greatest shock, the laptop bag is not there anymore. I asked him about the bag, he told me he didn't get any bag.
I picked my phone and tell my uncle about it, he was very angry about it. But as a person who is already happy and don't want anything to spoil my joy, I collect the gadgets from him quietly and went on to buy a Packo bag.
That is how I carried the laptop and PS2 home in a packo bag all the way from my Bus stop.

This 2022 wey we dey like this abi another one been don come?

Antivirus92:
NOTORIOUS?

My dear, I was shocked o! OP made me question my knowledge of English. I was tempted to check the meaning of the word.

NaijaCoverBlog:
You Have Started Again, This Wednesday

Abeg I no wan Laff o. Make una leave me this morning.

But why will NaijaCoverBlog be giving us link to Bad News. The ones we dey hear by chance neva do wey we go come go link wey carry only bad news.

Tlook:
Get 64gb flash with educational videos and cartoon for yours kids

You can copy HD movies into your Hard drive if you stay in PH

Uncle, how can I reach you? I'm in PH.

MCKitchen:
Nairaland is a faceless entity thus one have to thread carefully. Not all success stories you read here are true. Again suppose he is married how would we know since you are In doubt about it. Please leave this matter for Matias to look into it while you pick beans and cook for your family in peace.

I was wondering what the bolded sentence had to do with the matter until I saw your moniker na I say this my sister must be a cooking somebody aka chef.

Singlelover:
Hello Nairalandas;

Its no big story, i've been making arrangement with my USA woman about doing a fake marriage so i can get the USA marriage Green Card and apply for citizenship after sometime.. Though, it was never easy trying to convince her to marry me..

I told her the truth, that all i just wanted is to become a USA citizen, and that if she can agree to go into a marriage contract with me,.. but the good news now is that she finally accepted the deal..

We've now reached our aggrement, and have already started planning our marrage..

Thank god, i'm finally leaving nigeria for good..

Stay tunned for my marriage invitation..

Bros, why you no keep quiet, run this your parole, then when things don work out and you don dey that side you come here come share testimony?

Sincerely, you for wait small o.

beautyhd:
So Seun Osewa doesn’t know when to use important and importance in a sentence.

Can you imagine that?

Yet he wants to respond to an elder that was not even talking to him.

No respect.

thesicilian:
Whether important or importance, I still don't get the point

Oh!

I think say na only me o.

paulolee:
just like dt? I pity d car he burnt
a man came bk home n couldn't find his wife n saw his children alone, he even went out by 2:00am to search for her n couldn't find her..
he still came bk n set himself n his car ablaze to get back at his wife or wat??
I jus pity d children for having such a weak father n a careless mother n also blame d innocent car for being owned by a such a man..

Bros, abeg no vex too much.

You don blame everybody finish for this matter remaining the fire wey gree light to burn the man and the car.

julybaba:
Dear Nairalanders, what can a parent or teacher do, to improve the legibility of this child's handwriting?
The child is currently in JSS3.
Your suggestions will be appreciated.

Please mod, I need your help to get this post to front page.
Thanks.

Please get handwriting book for the child.

My dad got me one when I was in Pry 5 and it really helped my writing. I also got one for my child during the pandemic when he was in JS 2 and it has changed his writing for the better.

When you get it, be sure to monitor him and ensure he writes just the way it is written in the book.

drimzsmoke:
I have a feeling Charles and op died in the end while Dare ran mad and the herbalist was arrested!!!

Den who come dey write the story?

Na wa.

cuteeda:
I'm here to drink Salah's tears

I've always hate the Pharaoh and Egyptians from the stories of the Bible

Chai!

Why now? This your hatred is not fair o!

On the contrary, me I always pity them and even supported them yesterday because of the Bible story, unto say dem been suffer that year.

Dreiwizzy:
Number 10 is wrong sir/ma. -Blood are the smallest cells

Thank you Sir/Ma.

Duly noted.

michael77777:
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Just imagine your choice of words!

Which mature person uses words like RIP and Bitch on a public forum?

michael77777:

Will you live forever?...no answer me, am talking to you....will you live forever?



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Uncle, nobody will live forever, but who goes about wishing people RIP in advance? Who does that?

michael77777:
May his soul rest in peace, in advance



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Really!

Of all things in the world to say, this; you know you really did not have to open the thread, how much more read it or say anything.

I believe you are still married to her brother even if he is abroad so asking her to leave is not the best.

Just try your best to continue to accommodate her and her shenanigans. Pray for grace to overlook some of the things she does, though it will not be easy.

Show her love but know your boundaries. One day she will either move out on her own or change her ways.

fashionale:
You're very immature for relationship now, go and make money boy

Even read book join sef.

Princeaigbefilm:
I can't believe what am reading on news these days!! What is happening what is really going on??

The world is gradually coming to an end. Everyone of us need to live our lives to meet God's standard at the return of Jesus.

Anyone yet to give their lives to Jesus should do so as soon as possible; those who have should hold fast the profession of their faith.

FarmWay:
May God console the families of the lost officers.










I said the prayer out of human feelings. Policemen are animals in human skin aswear

There were injuries but no fatalities.

paulolee:
the man jus de catch cruise....refund for Wetin? na business deal or dm sign contract to win AFCON before dm department guinea?

Bros, no talk make the man hear you o! This one way I dey see so wey wear shades like Abacha. If him hear you, you go do frog jump tire.

If the players no carry for mind to win, why dem leave house for Guinea, allow the man spend for transport for their head still give them ADVANCE PAYMENT to see say dem return with the cup? As dem collect the money dey don give am the assurance say they are returning with the cup.

The guy try forgive dem sef allow them enter Guinea still go meet their families; he no tell dem to remain for Cameroon or from there go exile.

In Osuofia's voice: "agreement is agreement "

Nokio1:
OK we have met him,should we tell buhari to call him

Na wa for you o!

sukkot:
Thank you for teaching me something new

You are welcome.

Tired2022:
I'm a scientist, so I know I'm clearly addicted. I just had to create this account to stay anonymous because what I'm about to spill is so shameful to me. Even worse, is that I don't know what the end will be because I lack total control of my third leg.

Alright guys, my dick is my only problem right now. In fact I feel so depressed and traumatised.

I have everything going well for me, I make enough money to buy just anything moderate. I have not been to the hospital for over a decade because the need never arised.

So what's my problem? I can't answer that question because I'm so confused. I know I'm addicted to prostitutes and I haven’t been able to tame this dick of mine.

I'm a very shy guy, I find it hard to socialize with men not to talk off the opposite sex. So, I started with masturbation which lasted over a decade. Then I started making good money, I felt masturbation wasn't what I want, that I had to stop it.

I started visiting prostitutes. Its over 5yrs now, and all I want is to Bleep them all. Yeah, that's how I feel. Bleep all the women, yet I can't even approach one. So, I go for the easy way, prostitutes!

My biggest problem right now, isn't that I'm so addicted to prostitutes or spending money (over 70k every month), but I have had 35 prostitutes without protection. I'm so mad right now because I just bleeped a public toilet without protection. It's the only reason I decided to share this with you all. I'm sufferingggg...............

I have decided to get a girlfriend, I wish to marry next year, but I'm so ashamed, I don’t deserve any woman. Apart from the prostitutes I had without protection, I have had sex with 102 prostitutes in total. And I'm just 33yrs. Gosh! I feel so dirty!

I'm so obsessed with women, and I feel masturbation is the culprit. I fear more that I may not stop even if I have the most beautiful girl on earth by my side. I read the story of a lady who claimed her husband was obsessed with prostitutes in Canada, it shocked me so hard.

Is there anyone who has faced same predicament as mine? How did you win? No woman is safe with me, not even minors because I can't control this dick of mine.

Without alcohol, prostitutes are never attractive to me. So, I must take some alcohol to be in the mood.

Last night, on my regular routine, after drinking alcohol, I met this chubby lady. She was so sexy. I told her exclusively, I find it hard having sex without condom, that I only wanted her to give me a handjob. I pay well, so this girls know me already, it's a fight to have me in their room.

She gave me a Mouth Gig which I wasn't okay with, but I felt save to some extent. After giving me Mouth Gig for a long while, I didn't reach climax. I started mastubating, hoping to reach climax. Still it didn't happen. The lady was already like, f××k me without condom, but don’t release inside. I was contemplating in my mind, Gosh! Not again. Eventually, I reasoned, f××k it! I had her without protection and it took less than 5 minutes for me to reach climax.

This is exactly the same scenario that plays out in all my shameful adventures with these women. And I'm so feld up right now.

I can go on and on, but I don't like writing long epistles. Gosh! I have sex evey 2 days! I can't even go just 1 week without sex. Although I haven’t masturbated in the last 5 yrs, addiction to prostitutes is killing me. How do I even stop this whole sh××t? I feel suicidal.

Please note, it took me a whole lot to share my problem here. I won't take it funny with anyone who says this isn't real. I just want your honest opinion (castigation or advice), please state it. If you don't have anything to say, please and please keep your mouth shot.

I want more opinion on my predicament. Thanks!

I read your post and could feel your pain with every paragraph. It's really sad and you cannot stop on your own because this is beyond you.

Go to a Bible believing Church with a heart to receive Jesus. Genuinely give your life to Him and ask The Holy Spirit to help you. Blessings.

sukkot:
ANSWER IS AN EMPHATIC 9 which is A

universe is speaking to me. i was just learning this yesterday lol

Bros, 3 factorial, not just 3. It says 3! which is 3 x 2 x 1 =6

Legendoo:
Lol.

Try advice them first, come offer assistance join and hear what they say.

This girl's are lost and there are so many of them.

Millions of them. They disgrace Nigerian women everywhere on social media.

You know this is your new image right as Nigerian girl's.

Well, I agree, there are some who opened their two eyes, beat their chests and say this is the lifestyle they want for themselves; but there are some who just found themselves there because of life's challenges.

We visited a brothel once for evangelism and one girl said she was there to get just 20k - that was her target (this was 2006). Just 20k make she carry solve one problem.

I felt really sorry for her.

HacheNoire:
What hurts the most is that, they did naming ceremony and celebrated when they birthed this prostitutes.

Naming ceremony should be done after 25 years. That time, you will be sure if it’s a child or dog you birthed.

Uncle, do you think they are all very happy and satisfied with their way of life? If you are privileged to engage them in discussions and they are willing to open up, you will discover that in spite of how they appear outside, some of them are not completely happy with the profession. There will sometimes be a void, an emptiness that they feel.

Some of them na family problem push them into the lifestyle.

Olabodmit:
This morning I received from Niger “ hi you lost your phone redmi note 7 and i found it i'm in niger “. I was surprised when I saw the message. Though I couldn’t remember the precise date they stole this Redmi Xiaomi in my room at night, when I woke up I couldn’t find my phone again, I try to call it but it was switched off. Then I realized my phone has been stolen. I went to Ikorodu police station to report the case, the outrageous amount they charged, made me decision to leave the phone. Instead of paying 40k to track the phone which I have no grantee of getting back. I went back home very sad. As I was thinking about the stolen phone, my friend came to check me, then I collected his phone and log in to my mi account. I locked everything lockable from the mi account. Since the year 2020 I didn’t hear anything until this morning, apparently I have even forget the phone cus I got a big phone after waiting 5 months. I was so surprised when the guy chat me and also send me the phone picture. The reason why I post this is that if you’re using Redmi xiaomi phone always make sure you activate the mi account. D thing secured die,they flashed it and the phone is still locked. Now the Niger guy is begging me to give him the code? Should I give him or tell him to return to the seller?

Make I shake the table small; guy, you wan give am code because you feel say the bro dey honest.

What if na him steal the phone for Ikorodu, hold am since 2020 unto say he no fit use am, as him "japa" go Niger, he say make him try reach you. You don reason the matter like that?

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