₦airaland Forum

MadeINchenzen2:

Na that one goat una use all these pots cook?

blizard44:
Gross. .

Especially when you get to be served porridge beans .

Chai! Uncleeeee! You have spoilt everything.

meobizy:
She looks so happy. Countdown to the divorce starts now.

Why now? Pls that's not a very nice thing to say.

federal9:
And some miscreants are calling for war in this country.

At war,

No food, shelter, network, business, naira becomes useless, industries shut down, anarchy, killings and bombings, rape, stealing, shootings, and lots of more without the exception of death.

So my people, do you still crave for war?

No, your Excellency!

silibaba:
the man need to go for a DNA test.
no resemblance.

So that time wey you been learn about DNA (paternity testing) Dem been say once the pikin no resemble the papa make the man go do the test?

So all the children born into this world must look like their fathers otherwise the women are suspects.

blesszzy:
What kinda error are you having?

After editing and submitting, instead of allowing me take the test, it takes me back to the log in page (NASIMS).

Please I have been trying to update my personal information for the past two weeks but keep getting an error message.
This has made it impossible for me to take the test. Please what do I do?

ezenwaez:
HOW TO FIX NASIMS ID, PASSWORD ERROR, WRONG BIRTH DATE ON NASIMS PORTAL

1) Password Reset:
for those of you having password Error, the tips below will help you fix it

When you send a password reset link to your email and all you get is your password has been successfully reset without resetting it, go back to the NASIMS portal and resend the link again to get the password reset link to reset your password
While sending the password reset link, you may get a response that something has gone wrong try again pop-up message. Do not stop, Click the send link button until you get a green success pop-up message. The same thing goes for you when resetting your password in your email inbox.

NASIMS Record Update:
Some of you have lots of corrections to carry out while updating your NASIMS records. I have seen some Applicants using certificates in place of passport and National ID card which is wrong. Thank God for the new NASIMS portal you can now edit and correct these mistakes.

If your date of birth was wrongly filled, make sure you correct it when validating your BVN. The correction will reflect on your data after a Successful BVN validation
Make sure your documents size are not above 200kb before uploading if not you will get an error
Make sure that you re-upload your passport along with other documents required if not you will get an error
If you get a pop-up message that your date of birth does not correspond with your BVN during validation, make sure that you fill the date of birth in your BVN record instead if not will get an error.
NASIMS Test ID:
For those of you having the issue of NASIMS ID, see tips below:

Your NASIMS ID is the Npower registration number boldly written when you login to your NASIMS portal. It starts with NPWR/2020/*****. You need that Id and your NASIMS portal reset Password to write your test
If you get an error while trying to access the test portal with your NASIMS Id and password correctly written, keep trying it might be a network Error.
Note: If you know that you have done everything right but still getting errors, keep trying it might be a network issue.

Please I have been trying to update my personal information for the past two weeks but keep getting an error message. This has made it impossible for me to take the test. Please what do I do?

BOOOMNAIJA:
But we never saw any pregnancy pix...Those of us who think something is fishy should hit like.

It is not in the Nigerian Consitution that every pregnant woman should post her pregnancy pictures online.

BabbanBura:
Now my suspicion is even stronger - surrogacy!

The last time I checked, it was neither a sin nor a crime.

Abbeylincson:
Try using UC browser.
That was what I used when chrome couldn't validate BVN but I later used chrome for uploading the documents

Ok. Thanks.

Abbeylincson:
I have been trying to upload my documents since last week Tuesday all I have been getting was an error occurred.
I cross checked everything and I can't find any error, all the documents meant to be uploaded has been reduced below 200KB as instructed.
This morning I reduced the size of the documents below 100KB and on my first attempt it was success.
Give it a try.

Thanks for this information. But I have difficulty submitting the BVN and phone number which is the fist stage of the validation process. Pls can you help?

Thanks.

Nonexistent:
Firmer breasts because children haven't sucked them dry. Pussy flexibility, a man is free to scatter the pussy anyhow unlike that of his wife. Sidechicks don't nag, you don't owe them your itinerary. They are loyal even when you disrespect them.

You see this life? If she no born for una, wetin we go hear na "she is barren, I wonder how many abortions she had before I married her" or if she say she no breastfeed, family people go say "she want our children to get cow brain" because she dey pump them with cow milk.

She no dey nag because nothing connect una. Truth is what most men call nagging from their wives is she telling them the truth that will make the family/home better which they do not want to hear.

They are loyal because na to chop na. The relationship no get future so why stress yourself and look for what is not missing?

My brother, leave that thing o!

DorianD:
That's poor oh.scored 85% but think shoilda done better if I made use of the remaining 4minutes on my clock

Wow! Congrats on your score. Pls after the change of password, how long did it take for you to receive a mail to confirm you can go ahead with the test? Thanks.

Ginomel:
Thanks for the feedback. Hmmm, you mean you guys are courageous enough to be using generator after spending such a huge amount of money for an installation of that level (Of course I know the amount I spend to install 8 solar panels, 4 200ah batteries, 60 A controller and 2.5kva inverter.

I can't ooo, instead I will continue to manage it like that till I could get new batteries.

How we go do na! We are just trying to extend the lives of the batteries. We run the generator whenever there is no power at night to make the batteries last.

Ginomel:
You mean it sustains till morning before solar takes over and the problem solved. The technician didn't mention anything about the refrigerator causing it?
I have what you mentioned ,(capacity of (8panels of 280w,four 200 ah batteries ,2.5kva inverter etc ) but can't sustain till morning lately.

He did not mention the refrigerator. It wasn't the problem; though we monitor it and only use the refrigerator based on the weather ie, intensity of the sun.

We use the inverter till 7pm then put on the generator to supply power till 12am. The technician advised we never charge it with the generator as it damages the batteries. He was able to do some electrical works such that we can switch it off completely when the generator is on.

Ginomel:
Sorry about the negative development. Please, were you able to solve this and how. We seem to have the same spec and I am observing that 2am shut down and waiting for daylight.

How did you solve it?

We had to switch back to the 1.5kva. The technician said the 3.5kva was faulty.

OkuFaba:
Wahala really be like bicycle

Laff wan kill me here. Abeg explain how wahala use be like bicycle.

hernandson:
Ride on

Right on.

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Tyewolove:
I didn't use disposable plates ma/sir,I used baking pan for it.
Amen and God will bless you too.

OK. For how long did you bake?

Tyewolove:
Baked moi moi is sweeter and less stress, don't stress yourself.

Well done Ma'am. I love your work.

Pls I noticed you used disposable plates for the moi moi; did you cover them or you just gauged it so it does not rise and spill.

Also, for how long did you bake, 30mins?

Thanks. God bless your hustle.

This one sef na news? If she no give her son birthday gift na me go give am?

Mtchewwww.

icebird25:
Every body is mad in This country

Ah! Kilode?

WazobiaNEWS:
The State Of The Nation NIGERIA: PictureNews

https://afrinotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/This-Picture-Will-Keep-Your-Mute-And-Speechless..jpg

So Speechless

CR AfriNOTES

Uncle, please tell us more about the picture so we will not come up with our own theories and spread fake news.

Is he a labourer carrying load for pay? Did he just buy it and is taking it home? Did he receive it as a gift/palliative? Or Sir, was also a looter?

Please tell us more.

SmellingAnus:
Youngdick, finecountry, bonnyface

Rivers State names.

KidDarkness:
I see nothing wrong here. Only insecure people will be worried

Really! Even the first one with her legs across the man, her boobs in his face.

Uncle say the truth, how will you feel if your male barber positions himself like this to give you a shave, or you enter saloon see your girlfriend (leave wife for now, lets start with girlfriend wey you never pay money for her head) with a male hair dresser in this position? Hope your security will still be intact.