₦airaland Forum

FalseProphet1:
This is where your faith comes into play, wash and put the rice into your pot the prophesy to it...

Say the following words...Oh ye rice, transform thine self into fried rice thereof with assorted meats and chicken.

You must say it with confidence and at the top of your voice. I would also recommend that you get a bell and ring when you're doing this prophet exercise, don't bother about your husband, your kids or your neighbours, just do it with confidence in your heart and the raw rice would transform and become fried rice.

This I have seen.

Na man dey ask this question o.

fineboynl:
Umm. The stress with fried rice or green rice nor be here.

The preparation is too tasking with the carrot and green beans. Liver, Coloring e.t.c

Coloring is not good. Reasons I don’t like it. You can use the carrot and green beans with jellof rice too.

Ha! No colouring o, unless you are talking about colouring with little turmeric powder or curry powder.Green colouring is a no no mbok.

SharingIsLife:
Ok, on behalf and on bequarter of all the mans, I render an apology to all the womans.

Gadafii:
you an your likes concluded a broke man deserve no pussy, and are not ready to grow with your man, seeking “ready made” men to leach on to

This lady is different, Shey married her man and even lived in an incomplete building for many years, some of you can’t wouldn’t even date a man living in a single room apartment, so most Nigerian men are not wrong when they say most Nigerian girls are waste of time

WRT the bolded, unto say me and you know before, abi?

CrossRhodes:
Shut your gob.

There are always outliers and she is one of them.
QED

Good thing you know about the second sentence you made. It is not ideal to use one observed trait to draw a conclusion about a particular group.

As for the first sentence, NOT COOL AT ALL. ]Pls try to maintain some decorum on public fora.

All the men on nairaland that have concluded that Nigerian ladies are nothing to write home about and are a complete waste of time, because thier antenna dey get reception only near men with fat wallets, una don see this post?

All the men on nairaland that have concluded that Nigerian ladies are nothing to write home about and are a complete waste of time, because thier antenna dey only get reception only near men with fat wallets, una don see this post?

AbuTwins:
Rivers state is cursed!

My bro, far from it. Rather, the curse over Rivers State is broken and Rivers State is free.

Freshtruth:
1m na change give me just 2months I go blow am.for only on food and fuel for generator


Poverty may u never Locate me


The.man I dey work with at the moment they blow 2M every week the man is about 78years old he told me if he spends 500k per day till he dies the Money no go shake him account. For my mind I be like oga give me 2m make I start something with my life. The man is a very popular Man in delta is hotel is at refinery junction

Hope say him they pay you well sha.

ChybuzzDD:
Wall Gecko is not poisonous for God's sake!

As someone who has excess to nairaland and the internet, you're expected to be better than an average Nigerian market wowan.

There's nothing in wall Gecko that makes it poisonous.
It has no glands anywhere in its system that produce poison like we have in snakes, centipedes, scorpions, etc.

So, where's this rumoured poison located? Some kids used to eat them in the village while we were growing up in the early '80s and they didn't die.

You guys should get educated and stop this evil campaign against an innocent animal/reptile.

Infact, the wall gecko thing tire me.

Recently I also heard they are diabolic, they eavesdrop on your conversations and reveal your secrets to your enemies. Your enemies can also use them to monitor you through their somach region which is somewhat transparent, as in the enemies use their stomach region as mirrors and can monitor your daily activities.

I weak.

20 + 5 × 2

Using BODMAS,

20 + (5×2)

20 + 10

30

Ha ha! This one is too busy na.

Ground nuts
Peanuts
Powdered milk
Evaporated milk
Sugar

All in one stomach?

Kai! Rosie sef don cry tire.

Even me watching the video could not hold back the tears.

Rosie has a great heart and she will go places with it.

SMOGnow:
I will rape many women.

Then all your problems will be solved, right?

Simeony007:
8 A 4 = 12/2 =6
9 A 3 = 12/3 =4
6 A 4 = 20/4=5

I think there is an error with the third example. It should be 16, not 6.

8 A 4= 12/2=6
8+4=12, 8÷4=2
12/2=6


9 A 3 =12/3=4
9 + 3=12, 9÷3=3
12/3=4

If we agree there is an error in the 3rd equation and it shld be 16 and not 6;

Then it will be
16 A 4 =20/4 = 5
16 + 4 = 20 , 16 ÷ 4= 4
20/4 = 5

holybabayo:
I contest point 13 about pregnancy. The Bible you are referring to didn't speak about wedding at all. The Bible infact endorses marriage o the account of premarital sex between people.
In the event of Mary and Joseph, when were the two married? Before the birth of Christ or after?

Na Joseph impregnate Mary?

AuschwitzPrefec:
Damain Okoligwe is from Abia state.

Good Sir, thank you for this information but please what are we supposed to do with it?

The calendar, June has up to 31st.
The woman is vacumming with a lawnmower.

Xscape1993:
Real or fake story....

Fake

If anyone believes this story then believe me when I say "India won Nigeria 99-1 in a football match".

Wisswhales007:
Logically it's not the same

How, pls explain.

Wisswhales007:
But the narrative is different nah

How nah, its the same o.

LikeAking:
Go thank that student ..

Teaching no follow..

No human being shud ever be a teacher..

Really, so all these things I know in Mathematics, English, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Management, Administration, Economics, Geography, etc, how would I have known them?

LikeAking:
Na only simps go remove am..

The moment him remove he becomes nothing in the eyes of the new wife.. His value will diminish..

Many of you don’t understand the F gender.. When it comes with dealing with F gender your must be highly manipulative..

If he keeps the late wife’s pics, the new wife will be very loyal and she will respect him in her heart..

If he simps, she will show him her devilish side..

He shud warn her neva to repeat that nonsense agian…

My bro, no vex say I dey quote you o. Abeg, say the truth make satan shame.

If it was the other way round, say na the woman husband been die and then the man marries her and she carries the deceased man's photograph along with her to her husband's house and as much as places it on her dresser in the bedroom and this man happens to be your friend and he shares the story with you, what will you advice him?

Abeg talk true o, may satan shame (like we used to say when we were kids).

Freshtruth:
The next day after d feast d owner of d house Gave each of us 20k and we became excited. We don't go to church on Sundays, I no longer live a normal life I am thinking of quoting d job if am been paid dis month how do I pass the gate with my belongs is a problem. OK if I want to do things d normal way what excuse do I give to d owner of d house mind u the owner of d house hardly go out he only move once in a month and that is month ending when e has not paid. Pls house I think I have been initiated or dey have use my destiny pls I need your help on our to leave this mega work and were to go to remove what I have eating pls help me I beg

My bro, everything dey your hand o, whether you wan continue like this or you want a change.

To start with, what was your spiritual state before you got the job? Do you believe in things beyond the physical? Are you ready to leave the job?

If you believe in things beyond the physical and you are ready to leave, stop eating anything offered from the main house. Eat only what you cook and be content. Start asking God for mercy and make up your mind on when to leave. You do not need to carry your things because I'm guessing they will be few since you just moved in.

On the day you want to leave, put your phone charger for pocket, hold your phone for hand and take a walk. Ensure you go for deliverance prayers.

AImiron:
One minute silence for every Messi fan wey miss this match. It was fvcking tense, most esp the penalties. Chai, e remain small make my spirit leave my body, come see how I Dey scream in the middle of night jubilating.

Thank God say your spirit no leave your body o
That would have been topic for another day.

EyeCumInPiece:
Math-magic!
Who told you the Remainders must add up to equal the Spendings.

See...
Spent 20 Remain 30
Spent 25 Remain 5
Spent 5 Remain 0
Spent =50 Remainder=35

My brother, you see this maths wey you dey bring now, it is coming at the wrong time because since the removal of fuel subsidy the only maths wey we dey solve na " with petrol @ 550, how many litres I fit buy comfortably still get cash to take do other things" ?

Acekidc4:
See their names sef, just any anyhow names. Wetin be Hen and Nut Loan🤔🤔

Infact, that was the first thing that came to my mind. Very funny names.

TimiMore:
I've observed that ChatGPT sucks at solving calculation questions.

There was a time I gave it an accounting question and his answer was different from what was obtained in the textbook, also today someone posted some chemistry questions which I tried answering with GPT but the answer he gave was still different from that submitted in the comments.

GPT clearly states that some of the information it supplies are not correct.

Puss360:
With technology all things are possible...
How much the pastor pay for IVF.. I hear say price don dey come down small

Let's just share in their joy because that is all that matters at the moment.

Whether IVF, surrogacy or adoption, they are all legal means of welcoming a baby into the home of a married couple having issues with conception and childbirth.