LoL..this kind man na WA ooooo, 😂

AmuDimpka:


How...I find it hard and annoying seeing Nigerian overseas doing jobs that they can't even make any headway in life ...no think say some of us don't travel the truth many Nigerians overseas regret their decision but shame no dey let them ...Bros make we no brag here

Maybe this your first trio outside Africa na why you dey jump up and down... Some of us don't even see anything bug about this...I don't dey travel sponsored by companies abeg

But I wish you luck in your Aussie but that was a wrong move trust me

IbeOkehie:


Wetin I don do now to earn cc:

(1) Agree with your praise of the OP but not your personal view. I would migrate even at age 60, in fact that is the best time to migrate to a sane country. In Nigeria you're at risk of being abused or killed in old age for being a witch, and NOBODY will do anything about it.

(2) Depends on what the objective is. Jesus died for his own. Sometimes extreme GENERATIONAL sacrifice is required for FAMILY success.

(3) There's lots of Igbo people living in Nigeria, right there in Igboland, who're proud that their children can't speak Igbo. I know MANY such families. In a larger sense what does one gain from learning any African language or affecting their accents? I'd rather learn Japanese to be frank, at least there's some concrete gain to be had.

Good Luck to Nigerians.

Japanese oooo

Usefulsense:


This is not true bro. This is a country where student build houses back home in Nigeria within 2 years.

There is something this family is not telling you.

Your three months savings in Australia will pay for your flight ticket to and fro Nigeria and you still have some change to throw around.

that family doesn't want him to beg them money ....that is the truth ..

We re talking money you re talking career progress.. receive sense

AmuDimpka:
someone who is an accountant earning 1 million plus and leaving Nigeria to be a forklift driver in Australai hasn't made much progress..he is at the lower ring of career ladder there and that's the truth ...

It's like been a medical director in Nigeria to travel and be a truck driver ...the person hasn't made progress in career ...that's the truth. Forget all the money . Within him he will know the truth and will tell himself the truth forget these things ....

That's the way I measure progress...notdollar and cents ! At 48 yrs he is a forklift driver how long will he work and click career ladder in Australia...maybe 15 yrs or plus ...then calculate his age

If you are planning on schooling in UK and you come across or you have chosen northumbria university either for September intake or January intake please stay clear from the University.

They have now put in place a non realistic installment payment plan. Imagine the school asking students to pay 2500 per month in just 90 days and you have no voice or choice.

The only time you should proceed is only when you have this funds in your account but if you wish to work and pay your fees as usual please I beg you leave the school.

They block access to portal, that means you can't submit assignments, participate in lectures, take attendance etc.

I decided to voice out to follow Nigerians not to make this mistakes because many are now stranded after spending huge money

No matter what any agent will tell you please stay away unless you have all your school fees



Northumbria University payment plan Newcastle or London
Payment plan of northumbria school
Installment plan.

Godslove124:
A friend of mine got admission in Northumbria university, Newcastle. but the funny thing is she hasn’t received an official offer letter yet or the next step to take. She doesn’t know the initial deposit deadline and all those stuff. She only got a mail telling her that she has been offered admission which she has accepted on her applicant portal.

Please who has experienced such omission before. Thanks family

#copied 004gist

No joy

Oyinmiebiagric:
It has been almost five months now and I have not heard from Ifeoma, whenever I call they will say she is not around. I suspect she no wan talk to me. Ebi told me she is around, but she's angry with me and don't want to see or talk to me again in her life. I dey beg her for you,but she dey vex say I sabi that kind thing I no tell her. I no want put mouth for una matter. Ebi said. Whenever I get to Lagos me and her go settle that one. I know how to enter her.

Ese has been calling steady, almost every weekend, but the mum has never cared to speak with me, abi she dey vex say I no agree to marry her daughter. Although Ese denied her mum was angry with me,but claims her mum was not always around whenever going to call me. Baby is growing bigger,I can't wait to see her again.

Ese: How is school? I'll be writing GCE this month.

Me: How will you cope with baby and studying for exams,well I wish you the best. She's been calling me frequently lately. I'm beginning to miss her.

I've not been bleeping, I've been wanking a lot,time to hit the street and begin to leave my life as best as I can. I started with Ndidiamaka, na because of this girl,I'm hiding and can't live my life. I go scatter her pussy be that. Her brother Michael has told her that I'm now an aye,still we are friends,let me shoot my shot,I may get lucky. She liked me and that was all I needed,we started bleeping. I invited her to our anniversary celebration, she came and everyone liked her except Festus, it seems he should blow her there, but I talked him out of it.

I never knew Michael was using the sister to set me up,i don't visit her in her hostel but she persuaded me to come on Saturday evening.Then I've not started using science,that girl fooled me.

I went to her hostel that day unknown to me bags don get plans to light me that day. I was inside her room, when she told me she wants to buy something outside, babe don go tell person to tell her brother say I dey around. As KRF go get am,I just moved to her neighbors room, she did not come back after like fifteen minutes, bikes dey make noise for outside, next thing Aromate wey dat bastard. Fear wan kill me,they entered her room looking for me, I heard them asking someone if they saw me. They made noise, do cutlass for ground before they left. I stayed inside the room till morning before I sneaked out of that hostel. I went to base and told men what happened, he be like say Vikings want start wahala, them dey look for who to use start am.

Festus: Na Ndidiamaka go set you up,how those guys take know say you dey there?

Me: Ndidiamaka can't do such to me, me and her has come a long way.

Festus: We go go find out. We go enter Asaba make we run small science. He has began to see money, so he arranged money for us to go and consult.

We consulted and it was revealed that Ndidiamaka was the one that connived with her brother to eliminate me,but for the jazz I was wearing.

Me: I no get,I never do anyone before.

Science man: That thing you wear for neck na wetin, that is a very powerful jazz you get there.

We did some jazz before we left that place, we no test am,na when them shoot you,you go know whether he dey work or not.

Festus: So this your necklace na jazz,no wonder you are always wearing it. We came back to Enugu the next day and planned how we would treat Ndidiamaka bleep up.

Me: I go like fall Ndidiamaka and Michael together make HIT start, you no say I never witness am before.

Festus: No wahala, we go know how to run am.

That girl go hear from me, she no sabi say my mind don dey my back. I began to draw map how we can waste their two.

NO B LIE.....TINZ RE re about to get MEssier..... Kari on baba..

IWillRiseAgain:
If I omitted any name that is worth being on the list please feel free to mention them.

Chiwetalu Agu just came to mind now

Meanwhile, we have posted the latest updates on International Scholarships, University Admission and Work opportunities on our site. Check out the site on my signature (SCHOLARSV1BE) to see them.

STEPHANIE OKEREKE.... MORE THAN A WOMAN

Oyinmiebiagric:
Taye was scared to his bones,Kehinde was surprised, she thought I was the one that wanted Adaobi.

Taye: What am I going to tell her tomorrow? I don't know what to tell her,write something down for me so I can read it.

Me: The way you feeling about her,just tell her,girls know when you reading from a script and when you talking from your heart. Just comport yourself and you will be fine.

Taye: I hope she doesn't say No,I won't be able to come to this lesson again.

Me: She wont ,it seems she likes you. Told him that to embolden him, man wey dey fear to talk to a girl. They only have two things to say. Yes or No. I'm always ready for them.

Next day Taye and i came very early,and he wore his best clothe,that is the best I've seen him look,this guy want use fine dress entice Adaobi.

Taye: If this girl say yes to me,I'll work my sister for you. You that can't talk to a small girl,its Kehinde that is very stubborn that you want to give me,when I'm ready for her,I know what to do. I just got permission to woo her. He asked for tips, I told him to use his head. She came expecting him to say something, Taye was bold, don't know where it came from, but unfortunately she said he is not her type. Jeez falling hand. I consoled him and promised him he will see a better girl than that useless Adaobi, but Taye could not get his mind off that girl. That is his business, he will move on with time.

I was not able to get any girl in that lesson, although Adaobi and Kehinde became our friends, nothing happened between us,I had to flow with Adaobi because of Taye, she's not my kind of girl,she's beautiful, but I don't like girls who are on the big side.

The day of jamb came my brother took me there, the thing was not as difficult like GCE,it was objective questions and I thought I will get at least 350. I continued the lesson in preparation for my Waec,most of the people that were in the class were no more there,that is almost all of them have finished secondary school.

Ifeoma and I were becoming kind of distance, she comes home once a month now,whenever she comes,I'm always happy to see her,but she doesn't look like she misses me again,I'm beginning to miss her ,I don't know why. I am now running away from girls, I was only rolling with Ese and Susan. All school girls I paused them,Ese was the main reason for that,but it was good for me. At least she help me with that one.

Taye still comes to the house almost every Saturday, this day surprisingly Kehinde came with him. She has been asking after you that's why I told her to come with me.

Kehinde: You claim we are your friends, but you have never visited our house, what kind of friend behaves that way? Or its because of me you don't want to come know our place.

Me: I don't have time during weekdays if not I would have visited you guys, but I promise to come this coming Saturday. Kehinde has become more prettier than the last time I saw her almost a month ago,she was flirting with me throughout her stay,If Taye was smart he would have noticed it. I felt she wants us to get down,I go find out if that is what she wants,because that is what I want.

that is what u want bad guy

Kriss216:

I don't have any suggestion, but, trying to satisfy a Nigerian girlfriend is foolishness.

You can't satisfy them. Do your best. To Cum is a hustle. Hustle yours and allow her to hustle her own.

Epic hehehe

how much u keep this whip

this motor still dey? na wa oooo

LOCATION

FOREIGN OR NAIJA USED

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....

This your trouser ehnnnnn... oh lawd

Na now i see why the snake go relax for the pocket side

LOL....U follow me see wetin I see......kikikikik

open and snap the engine......

kk

location

No Nigerian has this beast

My dream dog

LOL..the Tibetan mastiff.... bros keep some millions to import the beast....

IamAnderson:

you want your dog to be dog aggressive?
that's not something you should wish for bro, if that dog is grown and it attacks someone else's dog can you hold it back?.
didn't you see that video that circulated online in I think Lagos that some guys were walking a Caucasian and boerbel and a girl was walking her sister's Lhasa and the 2 big dogs tore the Lhasa apart for no reason?.
the girl was crying and begging them to hold their dogs that her sister was going to kill her but they couldn't even stop them.
dog aggression is not cute and it can put you in trouble,you should be happy your dog ignores random dogs on the road.

LOL, I LOVE MY DOGS XTRA AGGRESSIVE

Dacliq01:
Available

CLEAN BT NA 2.5M B BUDGET ,HWFA HW E GO B

drskyfly007:
YOU CAN'T EARN DECENT INCOME FROM BETTING, COS AT THE END, THE HOUSE MUST WIN....(BITTER TRUTH)

BUT YOU CAN EARN DECENT POVERTY!

LOL....DECENT POVERTY TALK TO ME SIR I HEAR THIS ONE

am sure na charm the girl use hold the man......Cos dis one no b ordinary

All crutech aspirants should drop there number for updates on all news concerning admission processes ::updates will be done via whatsapp group about to b created

[lol probably tecno p3]

Hw many days did u apply d cream and hw much pls

LastMumu:
Even here on nairaland, we have tons of threads opened daily in the education section for different JAMB expo. That was how I engaged one of them last year on nairaland and my brother eventually scored 35/400. Scammers everywhere!

lol,dats ryt

LastMumu:
[color=#000099]Even here on nairaland, we have tons of threads opened daily in the education section for different JAMB expo. That was how I engaged one of them last year on nairaland and my brother eventually scored 35/400. Scammers everywhere!

lol,dats ryt[/color]

LastMumu:
Even here on nairaland, we have tons of threads opened daily in the education section for different JAMB expo. That was how I engaged one of them last year on nairaland and my brother eventually scored 35/400. Scammers everywhere!

lol,dats ryt