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Health / Re: Best Way To Carry A Baby Is On Your Back? by bendazum: 7:08am On Jan 15, 2013
What would happen if a baby falls off her mother's back in a moving bike?Imagine. cry
Romance / Re: He Invited Me To Spend A Weekend With His Family by bendazum: 6:20pm On Jan 12, 2013
Well I shouldn't be left ou in giving my opinion.You're like a sister to me so I'll advise you like one without bias or mincing words.Let's go!

First in a Christian setting you're not supposed to spend weekend with your in laws-sleeping over.No.It's about morals and Christian upbringing.He hasn't married you yet, remember that. You can visit though.

Secondly if you decide to visit and say you must sleep over which I still don't advise.Make sure you don't sleep with him or even stay in the same room with him and go with a trusted female friend who is responsible.They will respect you more if they're sensible. Forgive my choice of words. Thanks.

Thirdly if you go just feel at home and see them like one big family.Chat with the younger ones and show care and concern over their welfare. When there's an argument stay out of it.At best take the it's okay stance if it's getting out of hand. Don't side your fiance(I pray o) against his family.Assist the Mum and try to build a rapport with her.

Fourthly Be yourself and carry yourself like a humble, responsible,sensible and dependable queen.Ofcourse they'll want to spoil you a bit by doting on you. Smile over it.Use Thank you, Am sorry, May I etc when appropriate.

Finally Do things in moderation and try to be yourself.Even if he doesn't marry you someone else will.It's not the end of the world. I believe he likes you that's why he wants to take it up.Resist the urge to sleep with him until you're married. Sleeping with him won't make him marry you. Pens up!Submit your papers.
Romance / Re: Serious Question For Ladies. by bendazum: 6:14am On Jan 11, 2013
190-the-clown:
Do guys still ask nigerian gurls for phone numbers

Smh


Bring out the hard currency - the number would fall out ffs
Nigerian guys learn learn learn

Haven't I coached you guys enuf

lol
Romance / Re: Serious Question For Ladies. by bendazum: 5:53pm On Jan 10, 2013
cry
Romance / Re: Would You Allow Your Parents To Chose For You A Husband/wife. by bendazum: 5:50pm On Jan 10, 2013
aieromon: If they can't get me Beyonce,then I'm not interested.

Beyonce or Omosexy. YEAH!!
Romance / Serious Question For Ladies. by bendazum: 5:43pm On Jan 10, 2013
Why is it that when a guy asks for a number, you say you don't have a phone. Even when he sees you holding a phone.Do you really want every guy out there to buy a phone for you?
Autos / Re: 2 units of Sweet Clean 2011 Lr4 For Sale by bendazum: 7:10am On Jan 10, 2013
9.5 million. Serious buyer.
Sports / Re: Jay Jay Okocha Vs Kanu Nwankwo,who Is The Best by bendazum: 6:42am On Jan 07, 2013
Don't ask this question again. It's controversial. Both played great football for Nigeria and will always be missed.
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 12 by bendazum: 4:12am On Jan 07, 2013
frenchman2:

gj sl hit. na wao, day never even break i don dey lick wound

Sorry about that but you may need to check daily chart.EU, EJ,GU and GJ are all bearish. What happened on Friday was a correction to recontinue it's bearish movement this week.
Autos / Re: 2012 Toyota Venza For Sale by bendazum: 3:46am On Jan 07, 2013
Nice ride. I commend you for bringing this machine to our notice.I will see if one of my associates need it.Meanwhile this is the first time am seeing a tire rubber tokunbo here. Most times it's Nigerian used, Fairly used.Carry on.
Family / Re: Bride Price In Imo State Now 10,000naira by bendazum: 3:18am On Jan 07, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Oh StFU! At least she is registered on d national database as a human being, unlike u d first generation of reptiles. Who asked u for analysis? Frog! angry

Idowu mama.How far? Glad I attracted your attention.Anyway I told the babe the truth and nothing but the truth.They say truth is bitter.Sorry o.No fex.
Family / Re: Mother Rescues Daughter From 6ft Python After Waking To Find Snake Wrapped by bendazum: 3:07am On Jan 07, 2013
See I won't lie that mother was really courageous o.Thank God for quick response of their paramedics. I wonder if we have the luxury of such services In Nigeria. Even if we do you go answer question tire.Like

1. Where are you calling from?
2. What kind of snake is it?
3. Describe it.
4. When did it enter your house
5. Why did it enter your house?
6.Did the snake touch your baby
7.Are you sure it's really a live snake shocked
8. Is anybody in the house with you, neighbors?
9. Has the snake bitten your baby yet?
10. Where is your husband?
Etc

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Family / Re: Mother Rescues Daughter From 6ft Python After Waking To Find Snake Wrapped by bendazum: 2:58am On Jan 07, 2013
Redmosquito: Group hug kwa? Oya in Jesus name! All my lonely enemies, begin to recieve group hugs from all types of snakes, vipers, cobras, mambas. Oya hug! Huuuuugggggg
grin grin
grin

Guy you too badt.

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Family / Re: Bride Price In Imo State Now 10,000naira by bendazum: 9:50pm On Jan 06, 2013
vivian chinaza:


Hahaha! Nne, Ukwu a is taken already o. grin grin

See I won't lie you resemble a man with your biceps and triceps muscles.Try to cover those legs because they ain't particularly hot.No.They are yamsuous.If you're already taken good for you because any second that passes you're susceptible to pay due more rate.May Menopause not see you, Amen.

Hope am not sarcastic? kiss I told you the truth in honesty.
Sports / Re: Nigeria’s 50 Greatest Footballers Of All Time By Supersports by bendazum: 9:02pm On Jan 06, 2013
Syenite: Where is Samuel Okwaraji?
Autos / Re: Honda 2009 Model For Sale 2million Naira (evil Spirit) - Contact 08166089152 by bendazum: 6:27pm On Jan 06, 2013
1.2 Million cool
Autos / Re: 2011 Toyota Prado For Sale N7m by bendazum: 6:25pm On Jan 06, 2013
5 Million. Cash MONDAY?
Autos / Re: Registered Honda Crv-2004-model Price - N900,000.00 by bendazum: 6:16pm On Jan 06, 2013
690 000 serious buyer besides that car is bashed! undecided
Phones / Re: Nairaland 2go Users! Drop Your 2go Username. by bendazum: 1:41pm On Jan 06, 2013
darnley16: My name is Darnley a law student of RSUST... On 2go u could add me with danley16...facebook with flamez restro, ...smiley

Fine boy,no pimples with no money and you're happy

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Romance / Re: Your Advce For A Guy Who Is Madly In Love With Hiv-patient by bendazum: 1:14pm On Jan 06, 2013
omiobo:

No! But I don't think it's a crime to fall in love with person living with HIV. If love cures a wounded heart,it can also cure a HIV patient.
Don't you think?


Carry on.
You're an adult. (I hope so)
And Sane too.(I doubt so!)
Family / Re: Bride Price In Imo State Now 10,000naira by bendazum: 1:06pm On Jan 06, 2013
LastApostle:
Abum nwa akokwa. Umuobom ndi mmadu si na ha di njor...apologises to you for being sarcastic.
I was at umueshi this December for a London based friend traditional marriage to his beau,a princess and daughter to the Eze
These thread derailers have come again.
Romance / Re: How Best To Propose To A Woman by bendazum: 1:02pm On Jan 06, 2013
onpoint007:

that's a popular way. I want some creative ways wit gud WOW effect. How you propose will go a long way. It l linger on both minds.
She is someone i want to marry. thnx all

Wait for her to be in the throes of passion during Akpakoism then pop the question. She will say Ahh!Ouyss! YESSSSS!!! cool
Family / Re: Bride Price In Imo State Now 10,000naira by bendazum: 12:56pm On Jan 06, 2013
Na beg you go finally beg.Rabbish!

babyosisi: It's lie
Now that my daughter is growing,somebody wants to fix price
It will not happen
For an Igbo suitor at least N500,000 only
Non Igbos especially south westerners ,if you are not bringing N1 5 million Naira for bride prce you better head to a cheaper zone and pick from that side

If you can't pay the bride price how will you afford the list on our prospectus shocked
Mba kwa
You must prove your manhood in cash or Akwa nwa is not moving an inch
Family / Re: Bride Price In Imo State Now 10,000naira by bendazum: 12:48pm On Jan 06, 2013
jhydebaba: I need 10 fine chicks from imo state to be my wife. I can conveniently pay their bride price cheesy



hope there is no hidden charges

What you can't pay in cash, you must pay in kind. Na today?
Autos / Re: XTREMELY CLEAN 2009 Toyota Camry :CALL 08023089240 08082048546:bb Pin 279802E5 by bendazum: 12:39pm On Jan 06, 2013
2 Million Naira cash.Cash Ready by Monday. OKAY?
Autos / Re: 2008 Mercedes Benz R350 4matic by bendazum: 12:35pm On Jan 06, 2013
5 Million deal?
Autos / Re: Tokunbo 2009 Wrangler Unlimited Jeep by bendazum: 12:31pm On Jan 06, 2013
4.6 Million Serious Cash on Monday!
Autos / Re: Reg Honda CRV 2009 Model Black (bought Brand New In Lagos)--2,320,000 SOLD SOLD by bendazum: 12:26pm On Jan 06, 2013
1.9 Million Cash very ready.
Autos / Re: 2005 Honda oddsey»»». (sold) by bendazum: 12:17pm On Jan 06, 2013
1 Million cash ready.
Romance / Re: How Do U Save Your Lovers Contacts On Your Phone?? by bendazum: 1:49pm On Nov 30, 2012
Sweetpie or My sweetness
Romance / Re: Intimacy On Wedding Night:a Must? by bendazum: 1:28pm On Nov 30, 2012
vivian chinaza:
Yes? What's confusing you? The English is quite simple to comprehend.
I like your kinda woman.Hope you'll be active in bed cos some Nigerian girls just lie on the bed like log of wood and expect you to sweat it out.

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