₦airaland Forum

Decibel:
Young man, you used Aboki FX(parallel market) while I used CBN official rate N363

Nadio2019:
Those who brought Muhammadu Buhari as President of Nigeria in 2015, you must confess your sins to God for forgiveness.

This is the most fearlessly corrupt government ever in the history of Nigeria.

Decibel:
My brother, I have learnt to put all figures in Naira so that the public will see it on a face value.
It's only politicians that express money to be looted in dollars to confuse the public.
Meanwhile, $150M is equivalent to N5.45Bn

thomp4pal:
And the government could only afford Obasa Bread for the masses...
I spits on the face of who ever did this to our so called leaders and government, it will never be well with em all.

Johnsonbet365:
make una help my ministry ooo

hungry is not good for the body

set make I drop my Acc details I beg hunger dey o

Decibel:
Each person 500,000 * 30days =15 Million.
Suppose, there are 36 persons in the Team + plus 4 top Officials that will be 540Million + 60Million
GrandTotal of 600Million naira.

Mr. Integrity and his forty thieves

talk2archy:
Office of the Accountant General of the Federation is currently on fire right now in Abuja.
The cause of the fire accident is yet to be disclosed as at the time of filing this reprts.

But we hope the fire-brigade officials make it to the scene on time to put out the fire to avoid more unpleasant news especially with national funds.



https://punchng.com/breaking-fire-guts-accountant-generals-office/?amp=1

ImaIma1:
K

You will still see people on this forum advising them to marry with 20k salary. They will even give a breakdown of how the money can be managed.

ogbuefi677:
But banks were excluded from the lockdown order or am I missing something?

Abfinest007:
which one is pv$$y galore

Iyiataata92:
Government should try and define who these ''very poor and vulnerable'' are. Where they live, how they have been feeding before this lockdown and what criteria were used to classify them as vulnerable.
Many old and poor women living in my area have not seen any relief package while the ''poor and vulnerable'' keep taking all of them.
Who are these 'poor and vulnerable'?

Smartbrainfix:
May be the Sad reality of coronavirus and the lockdown. Other than that, it is likely to be an undisclosed health conditions heightened by any circumstances.

magicminister:
People like you are the reason why this country will never grow. You defend the indefensible and excuse the inexcusable!

Only you can emancipate yourself from mental slavery!

Kylekent59:
Account dey read minus for some people.

I saw matured man in my area begging a lady who sells herbal stuffs for money.

The gir declined, and says she gat no money. After the man had walked about 7 meters away from her, she called the man back and handed him #500.

Hunger is everywhere.

seborrhic:
Whose responsible family man uses the full pictures of his innocent children to solicit for financial help?
You exposed your innocent child,a young girl for that matter,but your wife objected to her own face being shown.
If u had d thought of those innocent children in mind,it should be you both exposing yourself and keeping the children's faces concealed.

That should tell you something.
When that girl grows up and sees this picture,I bet you you would come to regret this day,even if you succeed in your financial aid.

SweetCunt97:
Puhlese, how do you know if the pipe is functioning well without test driving it? Abi who wants stories after "I do"?

specialbabe:
When the time and the right person comes everything will Fall in place meanwhile focus on other important things like your career for now.

Skales4ll:
I do have weird dreams most times.

ademasta:
Does CoronaVirus spread by venom

picoba:

It opens my eyes to see one calabar woman whose her husband could not come home when Abuja was lockdown.l

Favour22amaka:
seriously. Men ain’t worth it. Cutting so many persons off after this shit.

Millenniumlady:
That men ain't worth it........I love you i love since lock down even admires ran away nobody call to send money or check if you've eaten.....definitely cutting some people off after this

gypsey:
Baba is also afraid to die, he is wearing mask, he doesn't trust in his God.

flejnr:
The fear of arrest is the beginning of wisdom. Baba no wan DSS for em gate

SweetCunt97:
So ur gf opening legs for you is irresponsible? Pls spare us.

Casalindal:
Because I’m tired!!! Look at what I got just this afternoon I’m really tired

zexy2030:
who on this platform is offering money to this girl with a scrapped pussy. Mtchwww. if u don't know what else to do with money, abeg use am buy food for ur hungry neighbours than to suffer useless erection virtually with this b.orehole called casalinda. Miserable attention seeker. Lubbish

GraGra247:
This highly controversial attention seeking lady again. Please stop bothering members on this forum with your wack eerie repulsive stories.

Guys also receive PMs from ladies here and if they aren't interested they simply shut the lady out and matter ends there. They never open threads to bother anyone.

Madam Op how many guys bothered you? From your narration just one. And you have to open thread and disturb everyone.

Casalindal:
I have stated this over and over I am not single, I’m not here to hook up with anyone, I’m not here to bed anyone, I’m not here to friends with anyone, you don’t have to stop me at the mall or anywhere for a cheap chat I’m not interested, I’m not on your level and the same thing apply you are not on my level.

For God sake you are over 45yrs old if you never learnt anything in live at least by now you should have... as an adult, please and please I’m heavily pregnant I don’t want any man I the one I got here is more than enough for me I definitely believe you are married and your kids or wife might be here please it is your wife I’m respecting the next message from you I will post your picture. Show some decorum

Skales4ll:
I have many male friends but find it difficult to keep female friends. Am not a gay or amisogynist like you may be thinking. I like girls sha but i just don't know what is really wrong. Whenever am having a conversation with a lady i will just loose all the comfort in me and lack words to say. Am 24 now and i never fell in love with any girl. Whenever I try to, I end up loosing interest in the lady easily.. The issue now is depressing me. I can't even maintain eye contact anymore with a girl or even my fellow guys.. I get mood swings frequently.
What could be wrong with me dear intelligent Nairalanders?
No insults please. Proffer solutions!