Decibel:

Young man, you used Aboki FX(parallel market) while I used CBN official rate N363

Old man, even at that you will get #54 billion with change.

Do you need your glasses, Pa?

Nadio2019:



Those who brought Muhammadu Buhari as President of Nigeria in 2015, you must confess your sins to God for forgiveness.

This is the most fearlessly corrupt government ever in the history of Nigeria.

They gave you chance to correct it in 2019 but you chose 10 cups of rice.

Decibel:

My brother, I have learnt to put all figures in Naira so that the public will see it on a face value.
It's only politicians that express money to be looted in dollars to confuse the public.
Meanwhile, $150M is equivalent to N5.45Bn

That's where you failed the maths.

$1 = #367 at least

#367 × $150 million

Its up to #55 billion.

thomp4pal:
And the government could only afford Obasa Bread for the masses...
I spits on the face of who ever did this to our so called leaders and government, it will never be well with em all.

For the masses?

How many people saw it, not to talk of collecting it.

Johnsonbet365:
make una help my ministry ooo

hungry is not good for the body

set make I drop my Acc details I beg hunger dey o

Are you alright? You come into a thread where all man dey para, come beg.


Besides what's your connection with bet365. You want to beg for gambling.

Decibel:
Each person 500,000 * 30days =15 Million.
Suppose, there are 36 persons in the Team + plus 4 top Officials that will be 540Million + 60Million
GrandTotal of 600Million naira.

Mr. Integrity and his forty thieves

You think $150 million is a joke?

Your total expenditure as calculated is less than $2million.

Is that woman kneeling beside him, his wife?
With fixed eye lashes, paintings and rings?


Hmm.

Nobody should quote me. I just made my own observation which I am entitled to.

talk2archy:
Office of the Accountant General of the Federation is currently on fire right now in Abuja.
The cause of the fire accident is yet to be disclosed as at the time of filing this reprts.

But we hope the fire-brigade officials make it to the scene on time to put out the fire to avoid more unpleasant news especially with national funds.



https://punchng.com/breaking-fire-guts-accountant-generals-office/?amp=1

Fire during rainy season? Very absurd.


I hope someone is not trying to destroy evidence?

ImaIma1:
K

You will still see people on this forum advising them to marry with 20k salary. They will even give a breakdown of how the money can be managed.

This happens where the joint earning of husband and wife is up to #70 000 at least.

How much was your Pa earning when he saw your ma?

People will marry joor.

ogbuefi677:
But banks were excluded from the lockdown order or am I missing something?

No, they were not. They pleaded to perform skeletal services such as maintenance of online banking and ATM...

Don't you think that if they operate, the aim of lockdown would be defeated?

Abfinest007:
which one is pv$$y galore

Maybe she was a free giver.

Iyiataata92:
Government should try and define who these ''very poor and vulnerable'' are. Where they live, how they have been feeding before this lockdown and what criteria were used to classify them as vulnerable.
Many old and poor women living in my area have not seen any relief package while the ''poor and vulnerable'' keep taking all of them.
Who are these 'poor and vulnerable'?

Ask them if they registered with those agencies?

Smartbrainfix:
May be the Sad reality of coronavirus and the lockdown. Other than that, it is likely to be an undisclosed health conditions heightened by any circumstances.

Maybe he developed hbp over price hike by some traders. They killed him.

Officer, arrest them!

magicminister:



People like you are the reason why this country will never grow. You defend the indefensible and excuse the inexcusable!

Only you can emancipate yourself from mental slavery!

You are being emotional.

If there's any contradiction or falsehood to his observation, kindly point it out.

Otherwise I assume he's right.

Kylekent59:
Account dey read minus for some people.

I saw matured man in my area begging a lady who sells herbal stuffs for money.

The gir declined, and says she gat no money. After the man had walked about 7 meters away from her, she called the man back and handed him #500.

Hunger is everywhere.

She try. God bless her.

She also has needs too and family to cater for.

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seborrhic:

Whose responsible family man uses the full pictures of his innocent children to solicit for financial help?
You exposed your innocent child,a young girl for that matter,but your wife objected to her own face being shown.
If u had d thought of those innocent children in mind,it should be you both exposing yourself and keeping the children's faces concealed.

That should tell you something.
When that girl grows up and sees this picture,I bet you you would come to regret this day,even if you succeed in your financial aid.

Shut up! I said shut up!

It is the same you that will say he's a scammer or lying if he didn't post any picture.

Didn't you pause and think that desperation made him do this?

Now if you want to help;which I doubt, do. If not, dafuk ouuta here mehn.

SweetCunt97:
Puhlese, how do you know if the pipe is functioning well without test driving it? Abi who wants stories after "I do"?

Now verily verily I know you are a dude.

You can come and be going.

specialbabe:
When the time and the right person comes everything will Fall in place meanwhile focus on other important things like your career for now.

Babe, Person wey no get job, get career?

Skales4ll:


I do have weird dreams most times.

What's the nature of those dreams?

ademasta:
Does CoronaVirus spread by venom

Venom?
Since its present in the saliva, there's a high risk chance he has infected the nurse.

Now that's very bad of him.

picoba:

It opens my eyes to see one calabar woman whose her husband could not come home when Abuja was lockdown.l

If this is true, you have a one chance opportunity to change.

If not, see you: see death.

Favour22amaka:
seriously. Men ain’t worth it. Cutting so many persons off after this shit.

You girls better go and marry o. Una sense of entitlement too much.

Millenniumlady:
That men ain't worth it........I love you i love since lock down even admires ran away nobody call to send money or check if you've eaten.....definitely cutting some people off after this

You called them 'admirers' and expect they will send you money because you are a woman?

They admire the fact that your shakara will see you through.

gypsey:
Baba is also afraid to die, he is wearing mask, he doesn't trust in his God.

Is this necessary?

flejnr:
The fear of arrest is the beginning of wisdom. Baba no wan DSS for em gate

It's possible his speech was quoted out of context just to sell newspaper as some pressmen are now desperate for cash.

SweetCunt97:
So ur gf opening legs for you is irresponsible? Pls spare us.

I should be telling you to spare us your hypocrisy and self righteous judgement.


Go and open leg for a man that hasn't paid a dime on your head nah.

Casalindal:
Because I’m tired!!! Look at what I got just this afternoon I’m really tired

Are you the only 'girl' getting pms?

Simply click on dismiss and everything will vanish.


But some guys mumu o.

zexy2030:
who on this platform is offering money to this girl with a scrapped pussy. Mtchwww. if u don't know what else to do with money, abeg use am buy food for ur hungry neighbours than to suffer useless erection virtually with this b.orehole called casalinda. Miserable attention seeker. Lubbish

That is a dude you are talking about.

GraGra247:
This highly controversial attention seeking lady again. Please stop bothering members on this forum with your wack eerie repulsive stories.

Guys also receive PMs from ladies here and if they aren't interested they simply shut the lady out and matter ends there. They never open threads to bother anyone.

Madam Op how many guys bothered you? From your narration just one. And you have to open thread and disturb everyone.

Casalindal:
I have stated this over and over I am not single, I’m not here to hook up with anyone, I’m not here to bed anyone, I’m not here to friends with anyone, you don’t have to stop me at the mall or anywhere for a cheap chat I’m not interested, I’m not on your level and the same thing apply you are not on my level.

For God sake you are over 45yrs old if you never learnt anything in live at least by now you should have... as an adult, please and please I’m heavily pregnant I don’t want any man I the one I got here is more than enough for me I definitely believe you are married and your kids or wife might be here please it is your wife I’m respecting the next message from you I will post your picture. Show some decorum

You are not coherent. Besides some of your topics 'attract' men only for you to come here to 'repel' them.

What is your mission dude? Yahoo will get you jailed o.

Skales4ll:
I have many male friends but find it difficult to keep female friends. Am not a gay or amisogynist like you may be thinking. I like girls sha but i just don't know what is really wrong. Whenever am having a conversation with a lady i will just loose all the comfort in me and lack words to say. Am 24 now and i never fell in love with any girl. Whenever I try to, I end up loosing interest in the lady easily.. The issue now is depressing me. I can't even maintain eye contact anymore with a girl or even my fellow guys.. I get mood swings frequently.
What could be wrong with me dear intelligent Nairalanders?
No insults please. Proffer solutions!

Do you have weird dreams.


Incubus and sucubus may have dinned with you.