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Romance / Re: If This Is Her First Meal For You, Will You Marry Her? (photo) by bendazum: 5:17pm On Apr 07, 2020
Preciousgirl:
Will you marry her still?
You have dated her for a month and she invites you over for a meal, and she serves you this....

Why not?
Family / Re: I Impregnated This Girl And The Family Is Demanding 500k For Settlement by bendazum: 4:34pm On Apr 07, 2020
Seems I didn't fully comprehend the extent of the fuckery.

Op only you impregnated 2 girls?

Now that was callous sha.
Family / Re: I Impregnated This Girl And The Family Is Demanding 500k For Settlement by bendazum: 4:30pm On Apr 07, 2020
grandstar:
LawBreaker

You are only the father after DNA results. So, be patient. Since they dumped her in a October, that means there's about 2 months left.

Give them 200k and balance them after you've confirmed its yours.

Flee from fornication. Yes it is not easy. If you can't do that, stop getting girls prefnant


There's a male contraceptive called sensual. You inject it and it makes you sterile but not impotent. I'm not sure you can get it in nigeria

I am suspecting you.
Family / Re: I Impregnated This Girl And The Family Is Demanding 500k For Settlement by bendazum: 4:27pm On Apr 07, 2020
Ishilove:

Who is we? Abeg speak for yourself.

Babe, don't you wanna be a god mother no more?
Family / Re: I Impregnated This Girl And The Family Is Demanding 500k For Settlement by bendazum: 4:21pm On Apr 07, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Once she gives birth, he should send her away? As in with d baby or without the baby? You think an irresponsible man can care for a baby? You see you have no sense?

So the girl that spread leg is the responsibie person abi?
Family / Re: I Impregnated This Girl And The Family Is Demanding 500k For Settlement by bendazum: 4:10pm On Apr 07, 2020
LawBreaker:
I won't make that kind of mistake ever again, I have learnt my lessons

Okay.
Family / Re: I Impregnated This Girl And The Family Is Demanding 500k For Settlement by bendazum: 4:02pm On Apr 07, 2020
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Education / Re: Lagos Pegs Entry Age Into JSS1 At 12 Years by bendazum: 3:04pm On Apr 07, 2020
Pious101:
Na wa o...that means they re expected to finish secondary school at 18 years of age when even at 16 some are already in level 1 or 2 in higher institution.

Some would even want their children to enter university at 14 years. It has disadvantages. Consult google.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Members Catching Fun - VOA (Throwback Video) by bendazum: 9:47am On Apr 07, 2020
todugo:
They are not only young men but small boys brain washed and used for evil acts.They are not even equipped to the teeth or with sophisticated weapon and yet our military with all the money budgeted to them can't not eradicate these terrorists. Corruption has really killed this country angry angry


Are all monies utilized judiciously?
Politics / Breaking: Major General Adeniyi Speaks On Book Haram!! by bendazum: 5:28am On Apr 07, 2020
Health / Re: Can One Barb With Shaving Stick? by bendazum: 5:13am On Apr 07, 2020
illicit:
it will give you goosebumps grin

What if you spray sanitizer or after shave, will it still give you?
Politics / Re: NNPC: No More Payment Of Oil Subsidy Going Forward by bendazum: 4:47am On Apr 07, 2020
kikero:
I won't believe it until marketers are allowed to set their prices for fuel, not the government.

So long as government sets prices there is a subsidy.

You mean greedy marketers.

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Health / Can One Barb With Shaving Stick? by bendazum: 8:52pm On Apr 06, 2020
Have you ever barbed with shaving stick before?

I want to know the feasibility.
Politics / Re: Lagos To Prosecute Everyone Who Attended Funke Akindele’s Party by bendazum: 8:40pm On Apr 06, 2020
emmabest2000:
Many may think that the punishment is too harsh
But trust me, had it been that Funke house party during lockdown was overlooked

Many 9jar yeyebrities should have follow her step and start throwing parties up and down

Serve them right, they deserve every punishment they receive

You will be foolish to think that's the only party being thrown in Naija.

Their own was that JJ Skillz said people have the right to 'rant' since they can afford data.

It was an insult.

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Phones / Re: MTN Already Tested 5G In Nigeria (Screenshot) by bendazum: 8:21pm On Apr 06, 2020
kingxsamz:


Some people are just looking for something to rant about...
Testing doesn't mean approved.

You are daft and very much so.
Phones / Re: MTN Already Tested 5G In Nigeria (Screenshot) by bendazum: 8:15pm On Apr 06, 2020
RenaissanceGuy:
The ignorance pervading the cyber space in this Lockdown is mind-boggling. Govt said they haven't licensed it and that's true! They only did a public test last year...


For them to do the testing means that they have already installed it and possibly installed more of it during this lockdown.

Pastor Chris was right.
Celebrities / Re: Princess Shyngle Loses Her Pregnancy by bendazum: 6:24pm On Apr 06, 2020
SweetJoystick:
She wan move on jare

Lol. She cannot come and kill herself.

She doesn't want her shakara to end.

Time to latch on to someone else.
Business / Re: What Is Your Worst Business Investment And How Much Did You Lose? by bendazum: 9:36am On Apr 03, 2020
ShenTeh:
Between my wife and I, lost over 12m in MMM.

Say what you like, but I have learnt my lessons.

2. My friend and I wanted to build a mini estate on a 6 full plot of land, based on speculation. Gave 2/3 the money for the purchase of the land to my friend. He was expected to add the 3rd and pay up. Kept in touch, did several trips, saw the land, secured it and had the plans drawn.

Two years later, the land was gone! Selling family told me, my friend payed for only ONE plot and never showed up with the balance. So, they have sold the land to someone else! We could come back by next week for the money we deposited!

My friend was there and sweating under a/c. Me, I couldn't breath properly. The land was already selling 3x the price we bought it 2 years ago.

We are still friends, but I am wiser.



Such a friend can poison you! Haah.
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Princess Shyngle: My Man In Jail, I'm Struggling. Nobody Supporting Me by bendazum: 8:49am On Apr 03, 2020
ollypass:
Hmm but this girl wor sha...

Many girls WOR if nobi for makeup.

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Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Princess Shyngle: My Man In Jail, I'm Struggling. Nobody Supporting Me by bendazum: 8:46am On Apr 03, 2020
chimezieeze98:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoN4hlg5BTM

Princess Shyngle took to YouTube to cry out about her current predicament.

She revealed that she's pregnant, her fiance is in jail and she's struggling alone without help from her friends or family.

The curvy actress said life has been hard for her ever since her Senegalese fiancé, Frederic Badji, was jailed for fraud in New York

She called out those saying she's sharing her story for clout. She said that if she wanted clout, all she'll have to do is go naked or twerk and she'll get people's attention. She added that she decided to share her story to strengthen anyone going through the same ordeal.

Crying in the video, she said: "My man is in jail, I'm going through all these. I've been by myself for months, I'm struggling, I'm paying my bills, I'm going through it.

She added: "It took a lot of courage because I'm the only one in this. Nobody is in support of me, not my family, not my friends, nobody, nobody is in f***ing support of me."

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-boW3wntxq/?igshid=1qw19hthx3a2z

chimezieeze98:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoN4hlg5BTM

Princess Shyngle took to YouTube to cry out about her current predicament.

She revealed that she's pregnant, her fiance is in jail and she's struggling alone without help from her friends or family.

The curvy actress said life has been hard for her ever since her Senegalese fiancé, Frederic Badji, was jailed for fraud in New York

She called out those saying she's sharing her story for clout. She said that if she wanted clout, all she'll have to do is go naked or twerk and she'll get people's attention. She added that she decided to share her story to strengthen anyone going through the same ordeal.

Crying in the video, she said: "My man is in jail, I'm going through all these. I've been by myself for months, I'm struggling, I'm paying my bills, I'm going through it.

She added: "It took a lot of courage because I'm the only one in this. Nobody is in support of me, not my family, not my friends, nobody, nobody is in f***ing support of me."

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-boW3wntxq/?igshid=1qw19hthx3a2z


She's lucky the guy didn't use her for rituals.

Slay queens better learn: assuming they haven't slain their brains too.

Be humble and supportive. Don't hook up with a guy cos of money. All that glitters ain't gold.

It's surprising she's still using accent though. Perhaps after 6 more months, there'll be no more accent left.

1 thing I noticed though be say she don wowo.

Help her sha. Hopefully she has learnt her lessons.

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Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot's 'Kick Out Coronavirus' Buckets Spark Controversy by bendazum: 7:48pm On Apr 01, 2020
BluntTheApostle:


I have never heard that you need sanitizers after washing your hands with soap and water. It is either you wash your hands with soap and water or in the case where there are not water or soap, you use hand sanitizers. You are not expected to use both together as they serve the same purpose.

Moreover, if you carry coronavirus from the tap on the buckets and use that hand to touch the sanitizer bottle, you place coronavirus on it.

This is a terrible idea. A very terrible idea that would end up doing the opposite of what it is intended for.



No, even if Coro is on sanitizer bottle once you pour the sanitizer and rub your hands with it. It dies.

Go abroad you will see it.


Have you been to Amsterdam?

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Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot's 'Kick Out Coronavirus' Buckets Spark Controversy by bendazum: 7:34pm On Apr 01, 2020
BluntTheApostle:
These buckets will help spread the virus.

Imagine someone gets there, opens the tap with his coronavirus infested hand, thereby depositing the virus on the tap. He washes off the coronavirus on his hands and then touches the coronavirus infested tap again, taking back the coronavirus he had earlier deposited there.

You don't get it. You wash your hand and finally use sanitizer on it.

Don't you know sanitizer?
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot's 'Kick Out Coronavirus' Buckets Spark Controversy by bendazum: 7:32pm On Apr 01, 2020
Go abroad and you will appreciate it. .
Come Naija and they develop cave man mentality.

Is it the people or the country?

Who do una?
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot's 'Kick Out Coronavirus' Buckets Spark Controversy by bendazum: 7:29pm On Apr 01, 2020
Weedsmoker:
Mtchewww......me wey no be celeb can even do better than this.

Elliot should take a cue from what the likes of akin alabi is doing for his constituency.


Money money. That's all you people know. Will the virus respect money or sanitized hand?
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot's 'Kick Out Coronavirus' Buckets Spark Controversy by bendazum: 7:11pm On Apr 01, 2020
lalasticlala:
Star actor turned politician, Desmond Elliot is under fire over his 'kick out coronavirus' buckets and basins for washing of hands which he made available for his people.

Desmond Elliot excitedly shared the photos on his Instagram page and wrote:

"So we constructed a makeshift cleansing mechanism, where passerby’s or people entering streets could wash their hands with soap and water and also sanitize before entering the streets -pilot works can be seen in these areas
It was located across the environments. Olodeokuta, Ojuelegbe both sides, love garding, Hugan Bassy, Masha bus stop, Shirts bus stop, Adelabu, Iponri, Bode Thomas and ishaga road."


While some are hailing him, majority are blasting him.


It will never be well with anybody that will blast him over this noble gesture.

Blaster kee you.
Health / Re: Lockdown: What Would You Be Doing This Period? by bendazum: 6:09pm On Apr 01, 2020
erons22:
After working will gave my self an hour rest.

Watch movies\SERIES, continue with queen of the south s4..

Money heist is APRIL3 will ACTIVATE MY NETFLIX SUB..


After watching movies to play game next o GOD OF WAR4 OR CALL OF DUTY..


WORK, WATCH MOVIES, PLAY GAME, THEN REPEAT

Can you teach me how to use Netflix?
Health / Re: Lockdown: What Would You Be Doing This Period? by bendazum: 6:04pm On Apr 01, 2020
justscorchone:
cool apex legends 24/7

What game model of PS is that?
Health / Re: Lockdown: What Would You Be Doing This Period? by bendazum: 6:01pm On Apr 01, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Stay in my Santum( inner room where you huzzle only)
My bombing and learning of programming continue
Drink some alcohol and drag enough weed. Try to finish writing my book tittled "the criminality in every human"

Then probably try to investigate something and show the world that Corona viruse is not from Wuhan
That viruse is from Italy(Napoli) and it started there in August/ September last year.
Because am in contact with the person that recovered from that viruse around August in Napoli ( Naples). Even another health practitioner in Campania ( Italy) can attest to it.

I don't know if China can pay me because anything when nor go put money for my pocket i nor dey do am

How do we believe this story from a Bombay?
Health / Re: Lockdown: What Would You Be Doing This Period? by bendazum: 5:59pm On Apr 01, 2020
morikee:
Watching Series and i thank Kaduna Electric for 24hr electricity during this trying time.

I envy you. Greedy chargers now collect #100 to charge my power bank. That is #600 per week. Where money?
Crime / Re: Lockdown: Angry Residents Beat Delta State Taskforce Officials, Today by bendazum: 5:47pm On Apr 01, 2020
Made4naijalove:
Angry Warri youths on Wednesday morning, attacked some of the state taskforce team deployed to enforce the state government's sit at home order.

The governor, Ifeanyi Okowa, on March 26, announced that the state will be on total lockdown beginning from today April 1, to prevent the importation of the Coronavirus to the state.

Men of the state taskforce who were sent out to enforce the order, were attacked by some angry youths along Jakpa road. According to the youths, they cannot sit at home when they have no food to eat.

Watch the video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmBgZTvO8oY

That tout that was slapping him will be delt with.

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