OCTAVO: But if i may ask sef, why suya dey freak your babe na?
Na from suya e dey start o.

pastor prosper :
We have actually agreed to get married in principle. Just that we both believe in good old romantic proposals, you something special that we wld love to tell our kids when we are both old.so am waiting for her birthday to make an unforgettable romantic PRoposal.

thorpido: I would do all these for my wife but I'm not sure I'll marry a woman who talks like this.

busolayemi: no, dis guy needs to b put in his place...sum idiots

nellaluv: Sweets, chewing gum, chocolates and cake

... On a serious note i want a brand new gadget(latest phone to be specific ) and a romantic getaway.

kilimanjaro:
Iya laje, i full ground. Nothing do me. how tarmac?

gree-die:

okotorigba!!! u cant tell sarcasm wen u see one?
o chim.

Bolushalom: Eheen!!!! LAWYERS ARE SO ROMANTIC....moreover date a lawyer, its Legal.

gree-die:
op, i agree wit u. it is verrrrrrry repulsive.

Mynd_44: But this is just pire generalization na. How many lawyers have you met guy?

Sweetlemon:
I'm just trying to defend our queen here and say that the fact that she doesn't come here doesn't mean she doesn't do other useful things or make bigger impacts in other places.
Thanks

gramci: I like the version of the naval spokesperson

DigitalSignal:
You want to know?

adexsimply: could you pls elaborate? what and what did the doc did?

Rooneyboy:

u are very wrong bro, in most hospital these days they ask u if u have any preference on the doctor u want to see b4 u get examined.

Kologie: It is difficult to be comfortable in situations like that, bt you have to allow it considering the importance of the examination to your health.
I had a friend who needed to be operated on because he had Hernia, and as part of preparation for the surgery there was need to shave off his pubic hair. Much to his displeasure, the doctor in charge directed a female nurse to carry out the task. Na so the very pretty nurse grab my guy 'john thomas' to give am clean shave. The discomfort, according to my guy, was further heigthened by the nurse asking: 'bros why u dey shy na?'. 'shoo, see ur thing dey raise o!'

Aggrippa: There are female doctor who examines male manhood also. There are also female lab scientist who examines male semen!!!

N8th3n: My x gf was raped by a doctor who put her to sleep with aneasthetics just for a regular check up.. before then he made her take a HIV test to ensure she was negative, then in the next appointment he put her to sleep and raped her while I was waiting outside the hallway. she could feel him performing the act but was not conscious to stop him.. She was still asleep wen we got home and she then told me but when I got to the hospital to beat him to a pulp he denied everything and threatened my life..

Melmo: I recently found out that my man has a son. So I surprised him and visited him at his home and I found pictures of his ex on his walls. He says its for his son so that when he comes to visit him he can have pictures of his mom around. How do I deal with this situation?

Akshow: Foolishness! Talk about misplaced priority. The rogues and criminals in the corridors of power stealing them blind are enjoying while men expressing their sexuality treated like criminal. If a man choose to lie wit another man how should that affect me? So far They dint do it openly why should it bother anyone. I tire for this country o