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Rmrk looks like it would bounce back.

This Dip Sha , this crypto needs people wey get mind like cultists

AutoChick4U:
Better b a man and keep your home safe and also avoid d caretaker. Nice people get taken for granted a lot so better wise up

Thanks

Originalsly:
Don't change the locks as yet. Don't complain about your missing beers. In fact.. invest in top of the line beer/malt... one that the ehmmm.... spirit can't resist.... get a syringe and inject a powerful laxative into the cans. When one goes missing.... let your landlord know and tell him you took the matter to your church where the ehmmm..... Spiritual Leader promised to take warning action first.... and if the matter continues... then he will have no choice but to take crippling action. Don't worry .... when the caretaker complains to the landlord about serious diarrhea... the landlord will explain.

You sound funny

BossJamal:
Better for u..change it quickly as u can

And from my observation u seem like u have a nonchalant attitude whic is very bad for the kind of world we live in presently...I don’t know the kind of area u live in..as a tenant learn to mind ur biz...that caretaker isn’t ur brother nor a friend you’ve known for a long time. Limit ur interaction. ONCE IN A BLUE MOON y’all can pop Champagne,sit and discuss’’,,,note d emphasis pls. Don’t let those guys see u finish,no be every time u go dey open teeth like chihuahua...give pple limit and a line dey wouldn’t dare to cross...also be unpredictable! Every private matter of yours shouldn’t be disclosed to neighbours...learn to shut ur mouth and do more of LISTENING.

They were able to be intruding and drinking ur malt because dem don see u finish.

And if u don’t know what minding one’s biz looks like I will like to invite u to VI Lagos and u will see how neighbors mind biz and guard their lives secretly by not talking too much and involving everyone in a chitchat. Every morning Greet ur caretaker and face front immediately.

Let me ask u sef...is your caretaker gainfully employed or he’s a sit at home Dad? If he’s then therein lies ur answer. That’s one issue u will have living in a neighbourhood where 90% of persons are jobless. Life!

Thanks I have fixed the New Key this morning I did when everyone went to Church service. Bro isn't that I'm Someone that's social. I dey very mean and I don't laugh anyhow . Even around my Shop premises I no send anybody , I don't associate .

So once in awhile I do discuss with the Caretaker or Landlord and I bring drink too we Merry , because nobody knows tomorrow you might be in danger and need them especially that of neighborhood is very important to relate with them fine. My caretaker is Builder infact the man versatile. He does tiling , plumbing , painting , interlocking , scredding. Etc he has a Keke ride too . So I feels it might be his children were doing that

That experience no be Child's play ooo .

I want Thank everyone for their kind advice . Just bought a new key , Will be fixing it tomorrow . I'm still at my shop now .
E go shock the intruder when he or she see say I don tighten up security.

majamajic:
Simply change the keys , for your malt the caretaker can't do such , it might be his children

I thought as much . As for Keys . I'm changing it Today ASAP .

MEGA4BILLION:
Some things in life needs common sense. You don't need your landlord's permission to change the keys to your apartment.

Buy the keys and change them yourself both front and back entrance into the apartment.

Either the caretaker and/or landlord do enter your apartment in your absence.

Thanks man I'll do as you said.

Davidonkonsults:
Nonsense.

What's nonsense about my write up

Please my fellow nairalanders I moved in a new Place around March this year , it's Bungalow with 2 Flats . I'm staying in one while a married man with 4 kids that happens be the Caretaker , he's also a Builder infact from my understanding he handled the projects of the House he's staying in the other flat. My Landlord is a young Man he's from the community and owns Poultry farm in the compound . He always come around to check on the Birds. Now to the main story in my Parlour there's a visitor Toilet that's not completed the tiling & paint aspect so I have to drop my spare key to the Caretaker because I don't stay around unless in the evening , I'm a business guy. So after like some weeks The toilet was not completed I was not happy even The Wc seater that was meant to be fixed in my toilet The caretaker collected it and fix it in his own apartment . I was not happy with the situation but I pretend . Because the landlord and caretaker are very close friends because The Block , plastering , plumbing , tiling , door fixing , painting etc the Caretaker handle it . Both of them got outstanding . Because I paid upfront before the house was finished.
Initially my landlord supposed to stay in the other flat but because of the huge amount he's owing the caretaker he left the flat for him to stay there so that they can do plus and minus as time goes by.

So on that Sit at home day May 31 because we didn't go out they use that opportunity to fix the tiling in the visitors toilet but no Wc and piping was not completed. I brought out drink for us cheer and gist . So since there's no need to leave my spare Key with caretaker I quickly collected because I was not happy that someone might be entering my apartment when I'm not around.
So last weekend I brought back some can malts and spirits home that's what I deal on . I was expecting my babe on Sunday she didn't show up. It was 12 cans half of Amstel malt so I took 1 it supposed to remain 11. I came back on Thursday day before yesterday because once I'm back I'll always check my fridge to check if the have fix the light issue we had since this week. E shock me say my malt can dey miss 3. I went to my room I noticed some movements showing someone entered my house . I quickly called my landlord on phone and explained things to him . He came I showed him my observation we counted the remaining malt . He told me that I should check myself very well if I gave my spare key to anyone . I said no . He told I can see no trace of any sign that a criminal break into my apartment. So he left the matter self tire me . I took one malt and it's remaining 7 and check how I kept my belongings and left in the morning. I came back last night and check my fridge the can malt supposed to remain 7 but it's 6 na was e shock me again it looks like a Nollywood movie so I observed my parlor it's been swept half way because I applied snipper insecticide because of mosquito and other ant's so i don't even have time to clean up my house unless on weekends . Na wa I carry sit dey think many things I call my landlord on phone again and told him I'll like to see him. After so minutes he came I explain the things to him . He went to call the caretaker all of us just dey reason the matter . I want to even dey fear self wether na spirit dey whine me so. But I no offend anybody na . So my landlord said I should be prayerful before they left he brought one oil there pastor gave him that after praying I should sprinkle it around my house . Make we observe tomorrow if such happen again we'll know the next step to take. So when they left I drop that oil for one corner. Base on say I be spiritual man white garment church Bobo . I smile codedly I knew that my landlord is aware that I'm a white garment church person but not before I parked in because of different kinds of perfume I dey apply . He taught I'm using it for business boom and all that but I use it to drive away negative spirits and Evil people I meet at my shop . So sometimes he'll try reason me say one day make I try follow dem come there church that we're one family in the compound. He attends the same church with the caretaker .

So in summary I'm going to give him back the oil that meself spirits dey fear me oo. I'm thinking of telling him that I need that parlor door key to be changed I'll personally go to timber and I get a new key to protect my privacy . Because I think someone still have one of the keys . My landlord only gave me 3 keys from my own understanding the keys might be 4 or 5 , because even before now my intuition do tell me someone enters my apartment when I'm not around.

So my fellow nl guys what's your suggestion on this . Sorry my story might be long and errors.

This Life sweet Sha , when you remember your fleet of cars , Private Jets , investment . Billions for account . You no go like die na

You be mad man

Who takes this one serious .

I have noticed this from many girls , if you have not banged hell out of their pusy. They'll just playing with you feelings . That's why you see them sticking with a broke guy even when he treats them like trash . Don't underestimate the power of Dick , women loves sweet memories . That's how one girl I met played with me many months until I banged fire out of her now she keeps begging me for more I don't even give her money.

Don't pity them drill that hole without no mercy.

That's this particular girl I have been banging recently , yesterday sit at home order . She came to my house , I have been pretending to be gentle guy until I started banging her . She told me yesterday that she didn't know I can bang so well and I always pretend to be calm.

I have noticed this from many girls , if you have not banged hell out of their pusy. They'll just playing with you feelings . That's why you see them sticking with a broke guy even when he treats them like trash . Don't underestimate the power of Dick , women loves sweet memories . That's how one girl I met played with me many months until I banged fire out of her now she keeps begging me for more I don't even give her money.

Don't pity them drill that hole without no mercy.

No matter how sweet puss.y taste , I can't have it raw.

She Must have been riding one guy man Doggy Styles.

Make him meet ihenacho to cut soap for am na .

what message are they passing across...

Etisalat turn to 9mobile their situation come worst Pass ..

LadyTiannah2:
Amebo. Because a woman is married means she can't socialize and have drinks with the opposite gender abi. Learn to mind your own business, you'll live longer

You don't understand my point . Those women are nothing but coded runs women. I can't take that imagine my wife in a bar with another man drinking and discussing before you know it he start touching her
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Truvel:
Op, Just Because One Is Mean Dat She Shouldn't Accept Gifts 4rm People Or Associate With People Or D Opposite Sex.

I don't get your point at first what should a married woman be doing in a Bar .

when2:
I hope you're not a product of a useless Nigerian woman?

Nigerian Girls are useless all of them . what can they offer aside sex.

Kayberg:
Not a genuine excuse.
You were expecting to find a virgin in a brothel, that's the answer to your write up.

I know some women can be loose and annoying at times, but believe me, there are still good ones out there. But they're not noticed because you can't find them in places where you can easily get one to get them laid.

Most men/women who scream all men are the same go for men/women they knew they can use and dump easily. When one side then happen to fall in love during the game, while the other knew the game and wasn't falling in love and ended up dumping the other, the dumped come out to cry and complain.

Find decent men and you will get them.
Find decent women and you will get them.
Hoping to get quick laying will not allow you observe or notice the decent men/women.

I know how many times I've been betrayed because I do not believe in sex for fun thing. So those women you saw are just one example of, 'Find them anywhere and take them anywhere'.
No one should let me read on this platform again that there are no good men or women in Nigeria. Or your comment or posts will be reported.
Rubbish.

Oga you sound bittered . Nigerian Girls are all useless period ..

MejiLoyon:
Tell me what happened to your legend and fayrouz

something wey I don commot for urine

abfemi163:
Dont look for reliable values,virtue and dignity from a place where its rarely seen and conclude Nigerian girls are useless

you talk and reason like you were not born and raised in Nigeria .

Yesterday Evening I went out to watch Mancity Match In small Bar . I sat at one corner sipping my Big Legend and Fayrouz . I saw a Lady that walk inside the bar I noticed that her friend was waiting for her inside . Both of them were married I saw wedding ring . I was expecting to see their Husbands but I didn't see . they sat close to my table after some minutes 2 men sitting opposite me initiate discussion with them in a funny way . I was to surprise to see them giving the men attention I was expecting a bash from them. After some minutes they Join the men at their own table . the men ordered Drinks and Isi Ewu . I was observing everything going on there. They were gisting and exchanged contacts . After the match I left the place some many thoughts was running on mind .


This Life no balance in all . Fear Women and Live Long because Wetin my Late Dad suffer on top my step mom I no go fit talk finish here ..


abi na Girls of 16-18 years wey dey follow aged men of 50-60 years go bar sit down dey drink . after you will waste your hard earned money for Bride price .



To get girlfriend tire me , talk more of getting married .

Nigerian women are useless ..

Nl this days is full of Jokers

Ndi Ara everywhere

SweetHearted:
Who else has been experiencing this?

For the past many months, I have been receiving flashes from anonymous numbers beginning with +256.

The numbers are not Nigerian numbers as they don't begin with +234.

When I am able to pick the calls, the caller would just cut the call.

If I see the miss flash, and call back, they would say that the number does not exist or if it rings, the person would not pick.

Another thing is that if I call and it rings, my money would be over deducted, even when the person on the other side does not pick the call.

Yet my money would be deducted, like N100 for 5 seconds.

The deduction is always outrageous.

Please who else has experienced this?

What is your take on this?

Please who can put me through on why this is happening?

Nigerians una dey always wan Know everything , I do see such calls too but is sharp flashing I'll ignore them nothing concern me . Because even any of my family members and relatives that are outside the country won't be flashing me na .. If you're serious hit me on Whatsapp Asap .

Op you're not smart self .

This should hit Front page ASAP , where this man dey self . Lalasticlala