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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Benoy: 4:38pm On Apr 29, 2016
MRNipples:
CALM DOWN, I AM FOR IVYY. ure nt even eligible to vote, so why are u ranting? keep calm bro, i am for ivyy bcaus she alone deservs the crown. cc:edwife this is where i need u.
Why do you sound so dull? That I'm not eligible to vote doesn't mean I can't give support/mobilize for whoever I choose. Guy you really need to grow up. Just take to the advice I gave you. DON'T ruin Ivy.y's chances with your immature display on here. Have a lovely evening
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Benoy: 4:06pm On Apr 29, 2016
This MrNipple fellow is the most unstable guy on here, speaking from both sides of the mouth. Why not pick a side and give your best? First, you smeared Mim.zy...you have picked on Lan.icky now. What's your problem?

Please don't ruin Ivy.y chances because of your double standard...ok
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Benoy: 9:17am On Apr 29, 2016
[size=16pt]Mehn see rhymes...bqlekan, thumbs up[/size]

RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Benoy: 9:06am On Apr 29, 2016
bqlekan:
[size=18pt]Okay, let's bring this back again/let them haters know they rant in vain

Team lanicky is sane/what others bring is bane

This is their show of shame/we can feel your pain

If you want to act insane/biko just maintain your lane

Cross over and get run over/better still, take cover

Lanicky is on the highway/y'all should make way

Omo dudu ti take over/your lights can't see further

Vote nicky, vote humility
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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Benoy: 10:45pm On Apr 28, 2016
bqlekan:
[size=18pt]Damn!

This kind treble go make enemies tremble

Dem be forming alaga but they gat no table

Awa ti so won mo le like horse in the stable

Lanicky is the queen\ that's notable

Others wanna run this race but they got no pace

Lanicky ta le nu bi pepper soup/give me one plate

Cast a vote for nicki/shes the showcase[/size]
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Benoy: 6:58pm On Apr 28, 2016
[size=20pt]Ladies and Gentlemen, Make we follow Ivyy...Bumper to Bumper[/size]


[size=20pt]Ladies and Gentlemen, Make we follow Ivyy...Bumper to Bumper[/size]


[size=20pt]Ladies and Gentlemen, Make we follow Ivyy...Bumper to Bumper[/size]


[size=20pt]Ladies and Gentlemen, Make we follow Ivyy...Bumper to Bumper[/size]
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Benoy: 3:46pm On Apr 28, 2016
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Benoy: 3:43pm On Apr 28, 2016
ireneony:
What a thread grin...i can see the claws ..yaw! Yaw
yaw!

Now I know why election in Nigeria are do or die affair cheesy

Sip tea
shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Benoy: 3:18pm On Apr 28, 2016
BossDanniee:
Looool! E taya me o
Guy don't go that lane


[size=20pt]Vote Ivyy for Miss Nairaland[/size]
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Benoy: 3:18pm On Apr 28, 2016
BossDanniee:
Looool! E taya me o
Guy don't go that lane


[size=20pt]Vote Ivyy for Miss Nairaland[/size]
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Benoy: 11:11am On Apr 28, 2016
[size=22pt]IVYY[/size]

[size=22pt]IVYY[/size]

[size=22pt]IVYY[/size]

[size=22pt]IVYY[/size]

[size=22pt]IVYY[/size]
RomanceRe: Benefits Of Being A Side Chick. by Benoy: 10:24pm On Apr 27, 2016
1. FREEDOM: mehn, there will be freedom. Since you are the SC, he won't be bothered about where or what are you doing. You are free to go wherever you wanna go, do whatever you wanna do and hang out with anybody. He won't question your movements.
You being his side-chick doesn't mean he's got zero feeling for you. He ll definately be bothered about you, to a certain extent, for the period of your side-chickship cheesy (if such word exists) with him


2. NOT TOO LONELY: I mean whenever you feel like talking to someone, you can easily call him and tell him you are coming over. You wont feel too lonely. A problem shared is problem half solved, rememberhuh It's better than being lonely, loneliness kills. Trust me, I have been there wink
This got me laughing like WTF cheesy cheesy cheesy


3. TIME TO SEARCH: This is the time to search for that guy you have been dreaming about! Yes! You have the time to pick who fits in your description and imagination. Since you have a sex mate(imma not a bad girl here o), you can easily take your time to pick that guy you wanna spend the rest of your life with.
Time to search like GUILDER ULTIMATE SEARCH? cheesy I pity you. How can you even search when you are giving your best to becoming the main chick? Stop deluding yourself tongue


4. NO DRAMAS: yes! You know all the dramas with guys and relationshipshuh You won't be in for that cheesy. No living with fights and arguments that normally happens in a relationship.
NO 'where are you', 'why don't you pick my calls', 'what are you wearing', 'why are you online by this time', 'why can't you act like a wife material for once'. Menh!!! All these over jealous guys self ehn! I tire for them oo.
Iffa hear say drama no dey. A guy ll always have a feeling for his side chick and vice-versa, no matter how little. And where there's a feeling, drama must happen grin


5. NO WORRIES ABOUT BREAK-UP: Yes ke cheesy. If eventually you find that 'GUY', you can easily walk away without feeling guilty cheesy (just a thought thou).
You have a point here...Only for the strong-willed though


6. SEX WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED: We ladies lies a lot, yes. I know that especially when it comes to sex talk cheesy. You can have sex with this guy whenever you are horrny! Damn it!
Hmmm...not limited to side chicks alone, even main chicks grin


7. NO WORRIES ABOUT WHERE HE IS OR WHAT HE'S DOING: Why do you have to worry about someone you know has lots of Girlfrndshuh Kilo kan aye nitori olorun undecided. If he like, he can be in hell or heaven, he no concern you.
I smell lies here. Orisa ma je n pe meji...Obirin lo n je be grin Ladies and Jealousy na siamese twins dem be cheesy


8. YOU MIGHT EVENTUALLY END UP TOGETHER: who knowshuh Maybe the 'main chick' fvcked up and being the nearest cheesy, he might decide to propose and get married to you.
Well, Well...shit happens. Heard a related story once. You ll only end up being used with this belief, so DON'T be a side chick
PoliticsRe: Occupy NASS : Hypocrisy Or Genuine Nat­ional Assignment? (photo) by Benoy: 10:11am On Apr 27, 2016
Realdeals:
Hummn! So many issues in Nigeria requires the OCCUPY strategy. The occupyNASS organizers have identify theirs and are working on it. The writer can champion some of the issues he has identified, others that believe in his cause will support. You don't unnecessarily condemn what others are doing because you don't believe in them.
@the bolded: You couldn't have said it better...Kudos

Demand for good governance shouldn't be sacrificed on the alter of politicking. Nigeria youth needs to wake up.
PoliticsRe: Deji Adeyanju Blasts Saraki: You Are A Coward, Buhari Shld Deal Wit U Ruthlessly by Benoy: 9:59am On Apr 27, 2016
tuniski:
Saraki sponsored buhari like many of the fellow corrupt politicians in apc. QED
bashydemy:
so who sponsor Sarathief?
He sponsored himself with the corrupt proceeds he's being persecuted prosecuted for...you garrit? cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Deji Adeyanju Blasts Saraki: You Are A Coward, Buhari Shld Deal Wit U Ruthlessly by Benoy: 9:49am On Apr 27, 2016
Wisdom is profitable...Deji Adeyanju, talking at your elder(s) in a rude manner is not synonymous with being courageous or being fearless. Be wise cool
PoliticsRe: Clerk’s Appointment: N’assembly Service Commission Rejects Saraki’s Directive by Benoy: 8:33pm On Apr 26, 2016
LOL...this reminds me of the famous "My hands are tied" drama between Saraki and APC cheesy cheesy cheesy

*Modified*
What goes around comes around cheesy
PoliticsRe: "Buhari's Refusal To Sign Budget Based On Integrity & Sincerity" -- Ndume. by Benoy: 8:10pm On Apr 26, 2016
Story...fix those grey areas fast and let the president append his signature. One month gone in a fiscal year, no budget in sight. undecided
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Benoy: 9:29pm On Apr 25, 2016
Nomination and Verification thread turned battle ground...SMH huh embarassed undecided
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Benoy: 6:31pm On Apr 25, 2016
adeh39:
You're not eligible to vote anyway, except If you wanna do it with your main account? undecided

And thanks, we already know she's ugly, you don't have to rub it in, at least she's bold enough to contest, how about you using your main account to contest, that's if you're a lady by the way tongue
Stop replying troll...let him/her choke on his/her hatred grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Benoy: 5:41pm On Apr 25, 2016
Thread is lit this evening grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Benoy: 1:09pm On Apr 25, 2016
Dominicah:
I hope you don't want to beg her for money?
WTF

RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Benoy: 1:04pm On Apr 25, 2016
nitwitfabian:
I should. But she needs to b shut down. And thats d only way she knows. U wanna get a monkey? You act like one.
You don't want to play her kind of game...she ll shut down NATURALLY when you ignore her grin
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Benoy: 12:47pm On Apr 25, 2016
nitwitfabian:
Doesnt matter how many colors u print in. I can only get a few messages.

You are confused and u dont have a mind of your own.

You are a rude people pleaser given to dishing out name calling but incapable of receiving same.

Hence, you are mostly out to prove yourself wrong about the way you feel about yourself, by fighting those who speak out the true things you think of yourself in the deep dark when no one is watching.

In the end, all your venting isnt about all these beautiful people, but about YOU. DaretOdiffer
Don't tow her line...IGNORE
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Benoy:
Vote for ELEGANCE...Vote for Ivvy

#IvyyRocks cool cool cool
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Benoy: 12:33pm On Apr 25, 2016
agarawu23:
I will be back in the evening to deal with some idiots here angry

I will be mentioning monikers cos I gv no fvck about silly asses undecided
Following cool
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Benoy:
N1one:
#team Ivyy#
#IVYYrocks cool
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Benoy:
Ivyy for President Miss Nairaland 2016 cool cool cool
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Benoy: 10:56am On Apr 25, 2016
tushgirl:
Ko ni da fun e Alaye baje
Haba, ewo ni t'epe huh

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