cutiepie01: Its good for people to air their views about someone once in a while.It helps withold grudges,most times grudges are nursed resentments that arent ironed out at the initial stage.Even in real life relationships,u cant have a successful one without some disagreements once in a while,the most important thing is how its handled.
Yes,my rants!
1. Osemu8 my friend:Sincerely speaking,am not impressed by ur actions lately.I've observed that u're short tempered,u easily get angry and at times, u misunderstand people.The other things i dislike about u has been mentioned by Zerray.Pls do work on them.
2. Samguine my ex batch B thread sweetheart:Since the time u decided to start practising e-polygamous/multilovers life,i decided to distance myself 4rm u a little.It'll be nice if u stick to one person at a time.Am glad u've started changing sha,but u can do better than that.
3.Zerray,my information minister:At times ur head use to be too hot.I started noticing that when u had some differences with God's favourite.And at times,u answer some ppl's innocent question harshly.You're a woman,u need to work on that.
4. God's favourite,my ever punctual student.Lolzz.:U're also a little short-tempered.And at times,u show a feeling of inferiority in some of ur posts.Am not saying u shld be proud o,but u need to learn to be independent at times regardless of ppl's opinions/actions towards u.Your happiness is in ur hands,if u depend of human beings,they'll fail u countless times.
I'll be back with other people's own soon.

D headmistress has spoken!!!let it flow baby@cutiepie01

God's Favourite:

Hehehhehe, your school na learner. Am a proud DELSUITE aka Delta Stress University*winks* abeg go for orientation cos you still an undergraduate. Hahahahhahahahahahahaha

lolz!!undergraduate wen don collect statement of result n callup number ;Ddat means say I tight na!!!

cutiepie01: ehen,Zerray has declared the floor open for e-rant till dawn.
If any of u have anything against me,declare it now or forever remain silent!

@ our headmistress we neva reason ur mara!!!

zerray: benin

aiit!so u stay der?

@ajasa4links don't start a war u can't end!!!we jst came out frm 1 pls,n don't call ppl names its bad!!!we r here 2 hv a good time.let d rantin continue

zerray: be polite oga so another e-war doesnt start

pls don't mind him he's jst coming!!!

God's Favourite:
eh ya, no mind my school, but just few days everything go end, I go know say I no get business with them. Una well done oooo for Nysc orientation, we have done ours tey tey.*tongue out* your school is slow.

wayo woman!!wen una do una own!!!which skul u go?

zerray: i don rant finish

very funny!!!@zerray whr u frm

God's Favourite:

Am good ooooo. Ahhhh!!! You are behind oooooo. Me am through with that just waiting for statement of result and cert.happy new month

haba una skul slow o,ma skul b4 april endin we don finish clearance collect my statement 1st week of may!!!2moro self we get orientation for prospective batch B corpers for my skul.

zerray: lol

u dey laugh ba!!!u start am

Abeg who dey start d rantin na!!!

Pls let leave our achievements @ hme!!!cus if we start 2 mention dis tread wouldn't contain dem!!!let's forge ahead n tink how we would meet @ our various camps n joli!!!!!freebies for ppl wen go serve for ibadan!!courtesy@bentonmaye....

ote author=macuwon]

babe u r welcome.. Dont mind what u see ooo.. Today is our gamesday.. They r jst kidding.. Our own weird way of catching fun.. It happens once in a week [/quote]we r one jst acting a lil script!!!its time for ranting!let's go der.....

zerray: Time to rant

lolz!!!u wan cus war.

zerray: buahahah me i no know

wat did u say to osemu8!!!

Pls u guys shld leave my zerray out of dis oooo!!!!!!

Gbolly4unow: Hello house! Am I going to be allowed to go out from NYSC camp for 2 days? I have a professional exam I Will be writing on the 21st and 22nd of August in which I would have been in camp by then as a prospective corp member of Batch B. 2 days out of NYSC camp, How feasible is this? I need your response pls

I don't tink they would allow dat!!!

@osemu8 n smeeky u guys shldnt gve d girls story to tell,we r here told knw each oda more n beef ourselves!!!!!pls guys

zerray: i hv a suggestion(nt sure of the spelling) if you agree just quote me and write 'i agree' if you disagree also do the same, , i want us to rant about anything we dont like about the thread or anyone on the thread pls it should be constructive.No insult ,no foul words.just vent your dissatisfaction abt the thread or anyone. nd the time will be 8pm till dawn

I agree!!

zerray: nt bad dear nd yours?

jst der!chilling wit my frnds @ hme!!!

zerray: sorry was kinda busy

aiit!so hw's ur day like!!

zerray: sweetie

u jst abandoned me since yesterday!!!

zerray: lmao

wat hv I done@zerray!!!

God's Favourite:

Oga, sorry ooooo, me don't understand what ya mean ooooooo. Am a chemist and educationist nt an english graduate oooooo. Abeg what I do?

so chemist dem no use english teach una!!!me too na educationist o

Kceee: NYSC Orientation Camp Preparation
Preparation Tips you should know before going to camp:

This piece was compiled to educate the prospective Corps Members and any other interested party on what to expect in and outside the NYSC Camp. You can share with your friends too.

Let's go!

MIND PREPARATION :
You need to prepare your mind that you are leaving home for a regimented life in the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made stressful so as to prepare you for any challenge that may confront you outside the camp. You will not find it too comfortable, It' s a camp and not your flat! Just be ready for anything.

ITEMS YOU WILL NEED

1. Very Important Ones
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus is better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please).
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above items)
f. Most importantly, Your Bible.
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B, and D above. The copies may be surplus.

2. Important Ones ( For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you the stress of 'borrow-me')
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will be given two sets but you may not like the quality).
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber tennis shoes (for d rainy days).
d. Bathroom slippers. Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the camp but it will be more expensive) and a permanent marker.
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent
h. Bedsheet, towel and wrapper and two pairs of casual wear. Just have them.
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially for those dat sweat like xmas ewu)
k. Waist bag (very very important for housing your phones, ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torchlight/Rechargeable lamp (small one please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler (not a party cooler please) cup and spoon. Fork is not allowed
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I believe you understand me
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash please depending on how you spend.

GO EARLY!
Even if the camp is on your street, go early. If you are posted to a far state, go the day before the camp opens. They will allow you in. Going late will make you go through registration stress. Be warned !

SCREENING
It starts at the gate. They dont want u to bring in prohibited items like iron, knive, bombs, etc.

REGISTRATION
The first one is for hostel/bedspace. Then the paper registrations proper. Make everything ready. Look out for information pasted on walls. Follow instructions strictly.

YOUR KITS
During the registration, you will get your kits - shirts, shorts, etc. Use the marker to write your Code Number (CN) on them 'sharp-sharp" You will also be given a tag that will show your CN. That will be your ID Card temporarily. You take it EVERYWHERE in camp. You will be given a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC food (hunger will finish Ʋ if Ʋ no get moni)

DURATION
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st day is the day you will leave camp.

THERE YOU GO!
Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you. No room for casual wears. Parade/ marching training starts immediately. The soldiers will not give you breathing space at all. You will have the first one that same Day One. Watch Out! people could be fainting on the Parade Ground. You won't faint, calm down...
So eat well. It's the stress that causes their fainting. Don't form superman o, EAT !

YOUR MORNINGS
A small trumpet wakes you at 5am. Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground (PG) at 5:30am. You have your praise, worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim ways. Blah-blah-blah till the day breaks finally. Breakfast follows!
After eating, you will be called out again for the series of programmes lined up for you. Then you have your lunch. Rest a little and you are out again for evening parade. Then later your dinner. This will repeat itself everyday perhaps except on Sunday.

THE FOOD
You may not like the food. You can always go to the Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your 'tank' with delicacies at your cost.

STEALING
This is 'legalised'. They can steal anything. Be wise.

SOLDIERS
Hmmm, Obey them o. They can punish you. No walking, its all jogging wen they call u. Dont postrate or kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it the soldier way. They could be friendly anyway. Be wise.

ALLOWEE
Your first allowance will be given to you in the camp cash. All other ones will be through the bank. You will get Bicycle Allowance.

PHOTOGRAPHY
Photographers are ready to snap you every minute. Manage your cash.
...............

NOW, YOU ARE ABOUT GOING OUT OF THE CAMP YOUR POSTING
You will be posted from the camp to where you will work. The place you work in is called your Place of Primary Assignment (PPA). Hear this: most Corpers, I mean about 90% of the Corpers will be posted to schools (especially primary and secondary schools). Only VERY FEW will be posted to the universities, polytechnics and Colleges.
Please! Don't lobby for your posting. Don't pay ANYBODY for assistance. Pray rather than pay. Gone are the days when Corps Members are posted to Banks and Co. Receive the shocking or expected postings as you receive your letters with joy. It's a clarion call to service; that's what dey call it.

GOING OUT: TRANSPORTATION
When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to go to is your PPA. If you are identified with the Fellowship in camp, you may first report at the TEMPORARY lodge they will provide. Then you could report at your PPA later same day or the following day.
Please, when you leave the camp, home-sweet-home will be on your mind, having been used up in the camp. But please, don't go home straight. Please!
Very few of your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down vehicles to convey you from the camp to their workplaces. Private and some Govt higher education institutions do. The Fellowship too make arrangement for you at your cost.
Commercial transporters will likely be available at the gate too. Be wise.

ACCOMMODATION ::
You don't know anybody in Damaturu or Ekiti! Where will you sleep on the first day? The Fellowship may give you a TEMPORARY accommodation pending the time you will HAVE TOGET YOURS. You could be lucky if your employer gives you a room. Many of them don't give Corpers accommodation anyway. So be prepared to rent one at your cost. Your first 'allowee' which you received in the camp is already going down!

REGISTRATIONS
This is why you don't have to go home straight. Your registration at the NYSC Office in the Local Govt you will be posted to is important. Failure to complete it before going home is the beginning of a Corper's cup of tea. He may begin to have problems with his subsequent monthly allowances. Do all registrations first. Then you can take permission to go home. Permission to go home? Long process! You will know why it's so. Well, I hope dese few tips will go a long way.
#backtoghostmode

tnks for d info@kcee

Abeg way my ppl wen like 2 serve for. Ibadan abeg make we try knw each other!!!

Hapi new month@cutiepie01!!our headmistress!!I greet u ma.

olaoyekemi: U too waka go check.

lolz!!!

Hapi new month houz mates!!!D countdown has begun!!!

God's Favourite:

Hehehehhehe, you can forward as many as you like but the company is closed. We don't need more staffs, we wanna work on our old stafruit, you will forward your cv.

haba cut d guys sme slack na@God's favourite

kennykg:
ok sir. Tanks for your concern... But no time to waste

no wahala enjoy urself

kennykg:
one week for each of them.
#familyplanning

lol abeg take am easy