₦airaland Forum

am learning. i love this thread.

i guess itz high time the government privatise the sport sector. am tired of hearing this name NFF and Keshi.

change is all we need.

its 54.4million.. my president we nigerian we dnt deal with money anylonger that is enough to give you your votes. Use the money for posters and jingles. change is all we need. Nairalanders Support You. Sai Buhari

i thought kumuyi attended Unilag

all lies

if you ask me na who i go ask? in omawumi's voice

a house divided against itself will definately not stand..

i guess he needs the jet to fly back with his family to otueke in 2015.

that list is wrong and incomplete without anything to say bout Tonto Dikeh and Maheeda.

the people's president.

he taught Zoology and he is actually acting like one of those elements in the zoo. GMB till thy Kingdom Come.

he becomes a celebrity with security attached to Him.

the people's president.

interesting and good to know. ok now, send me mine.

Haderayo:
Davido...handsome dude

i knew it must be a lady that would say this.

1. The sleepers: These set of people sleep
practically all the journey. Some even go to
the extent of snoring.
2. The talkatives: The talkatives raise
discussions on different issues. They can talk
for hours uninterrupted.
3. The music freaks. These ones plug in their
ear-piece as soon as the journey begins. They
listen to music non-stop until they alight from
the vehicle.
4. The gluttons: The gluttons buy food and
drinks at the slightest opportunity. Some can
even eat all through the journey. They buy
fruits, walnuts,drinks, chips, gala e.t.c
5. The cautioners: These set of people always
caution the driver whenever he is over-
speeding. They keep saying “life has no
duplicate”
6. The fat(mostly ladies): They occupy virtually
all the space on the seat. They are so
annoying. They can even squeeze life out of
you. You can only curse them silently!
7. The thieves: The thieves steal from
unsuspecting passengers. They steal money
and phones. These set of people are the most
dangerous in the bus.
8. The preachers/ Prayer warriors: They lead
prayers immediately the journey begins. They
also preach and share tracts.
9. The Gentle: The gentle sits all by himself
throughout the journey. He simply decides to
ignore everyone in the vehicle. He might not
utter a word all through.
10. Quarrelsome : These are the people that
makes unusual jokes and when people
respond they get angry and want to fight.
Be sincere, where do you belong??

bros u try no be small.

iamchiddy:
she is exceptionally nice in real life. Her first son was my uni. school mate. I remember how she used to cook and serve us food any time we came to their house in Ngwo on weekends and would still give us pocket money when were leaving. She is direct opposite of what you see on tv.

me am just saying o.

face of Nairaland. Tonto Dikeh.

booqee:
My dear I'm not assuming. I know it for certain. seriously when he gave birth to the second twin.. it was all over the media.. giving birth to twins for a second time..! infact before the second pregnancy it was common knowledge dat Desmond Elliot is d father of twin boys..then came in another twin. u can always do some googling up :-)

ooook.

Swizdoe:
Please tell us...... So because Tania is lightskin is artificial.
Inferiority complex will not kill Africans

your opinion tho. and whats it about inferiority complex here.

A TRUE STORY?

Police: Where do you live?

Small boy: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Small boy: With me.

Police: And where do you all live?

Small boy: Together

Police: Where is your home?

Small boy: Beside my neighbours' house.

Police: Where is your neighbours' house?

Small boy: If I tell you, you will not believe me

Police: Tell us?

Small boy: Next to my house...



source; "IT'S AFRICA'S TIME"

No body is a children, this is Lie of the year, N300million, salary of 6 month i.e N50million monthly, haba bros, na which kind work be that?

when you are able to differentiate between natural and artificial, you can then know who is more prettier than the other.

booqee:
they are two set of twins. I'm quite sure the age difference btw the two set would be at least 3years. (judging from the pics tho) so don't be quick to judge.. :-)

stop assuming.

mimiejacobz:
Haba bro,y u still d reason lyk tis na,lol

haha... what happens in real life is acted in movies, what is bin acted in movies happen in real life.

hmmm.. works on some girls not all

father christmas

maxism2:
Thousands of Lagos residents converged on the Idowu Taylor Street, Victoria Island, on Saturday to receive Christmas gifts from the Bola Tinubu Foundation, a non-profit organisation owned by a former Governor of Lagos State, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu. The gifts comprised bags of rice, salt, vegetable oil, T-shirts and cash.

According to PUNCH Metro, the event was not without hitches as policemen and other security agents tried to push back the large crowd that turned up from every local government area in thestate. Barricades were broken as beneficiaries caused a stampede.As the crowd became uncontrollable, policemen fired teargas into the crowd but the crowd remained adamant and stood their ground.

A Special Adviser to the former Governor, Mr. Femi Oyatolu, said over 2,000 bags of rice had been distributed as of 12pm on Saturday. Oyatolu, however, argued that the exercise was not politically-motivated as no one was made to show evidence of membership of any political party.

He said:“We have distributed over 2,000 bags of rice of 12.5kg. We have also distributed vegetable oil, T-shirts, salts and cash for the needy. It is not politically-motivated because we have been doing this for the past five years. It is a Christmas outreach but we also do it during Salah as well. It is just a way of giving back to society and putting smiles on people’s faces. It is not stomach infrastructure because it cuts across all political divides. It is not restricted to any group.

Apart from giving out gift items, we also do free medicals for people and also pay school fees of indigent students.”


http://www.lailasblog.com/2014/12/photo-see-mammoth-crowd-that-scrambled.html?m=1

patience cooking? ahhhhhh very wicked in movies hope she doesn't add poison in the food. coz itz real life