₦airaland Forum

SavageMaster:
Why is he not wearing the left footwear in the second pishure?

Somebody forgot to tap him to do so

This will die a natural death as white man is involved

In the words if Fela Anikulapo "one day go be one day"

Onuoraijele:
hustle legitimately and believe in yourself

God blessings brother . I am progressing

Mehn eferitin nor balance. This is lit, lit n lit. God I am on my knees begging. If it is vanity I wanna have it. Ain't no glory in pain don't make your boy's story vain.

lilvicky68:
I wasted my money on teeth whitening.. 15k the teeth no even white self.. No be everybody teeth go fit white no stress yourself..

Some teeth are beyond redemption. They will resist any drug

Disunited. They are animals in red jersey. They fans knew if the match is allowed man disunited will get their asses whopped.

crackhaus:
Your sentence should read:
What annoys me most is starting a statement with "Am" instead of "I'm".

I'm just trying to make you understand that despite your annoyance, you don't type/speak perfect English yourself. Most of you who love to point out these English language flaws aren't that good either if we investigate thoroughly.



Angelfallz, you brought me here...

The thing is you can't use "am" correctly if it doesn't start a sentence and whenever it is used it connotes question.

Am I your slave?
I'm not your slave.
I'm is the contracted form of "I am"

Kobicove:
You should know that I was basically writing in pigin English and the spelling error was unintentional.

you mean Intentional.

pocohantas:
Been and Being remains a struggle for many Nigerians.

Am and I’m
Its and It’s
This and These
Their and There
Lose and Loose

Anyone that uses them correctly has my respect.

He has been flogged .
He is being flogged.
Am I to believe you won't reward me.
I'm new.
The dog has an injury on its tail.
It's my turn to nak.
This is my book.
These are my books.
This is their house.
My house is there.
United will lose the match.
Pocohantas is loosing / losing to me tonight.
Note. Whenever you use the primary auxiliary verbs accompany them with being the use been with the anomalous verbs. That's the simple rule

God bless our girls. Our men have destroyed their orientation with undue pressure from their adolescent years to the evening news paper time. It is a bad thing to be a female in Nigeria,

So far man u is losing, everything is going well

This cannot be. Nigeria police system strips you to your pant be throwing you into the cell. Power is at play here. I remembered when I was young n being chased by masquerade, I ran into a police station n I was immediately arrested. The police officer that grabbed my hand was removing my shirt as he forcefully drag me to the counter n yapping "you tink say this na your papa house" it happened in 1996 n I was in js1 then. They are heartless, they can do anything but the police that arrested that day I learnt was shot dead by armed robbers several years later. It is either that Godforsaken boy is cooling off somewhere in foreign country or he was murdered by the power the be

Too scanty to be a university in the South

The world is turning on its head

How do they sleep at night bloody and gory crimes? It is bedeveling

He will be back to deny this. Be rest assured.

MusaKalhan:
Allah is God.God is Allah.

Terrorism has no place in Islam.

Quran 5 vs 32
“[w]hoever kills a soul unless for a soul or
for corruption [done] in the land - it is as if
he had slain mankind entirely. And whoever
saves one - it is as if he had saved mankind
entirely.”

Do not let the actions of boko haram or whatever terrorist sect that you know prevent you from seeking knowledge of Islam and opening your heart towards been Muslim.
Allah is The Truth.
The Quran forbids unjust killings.

Quran 6 vs 51
“And do not kill the soul which Allah has
forbidden [to be killed] except by [legal] right.
This has He instructed you that you may use
reason."

Allah is the only Lord .He's the Lord of the heavens and earth.
Worship Allah only .This is a reminder for all that see this.
Come to believe in God and worship him only without an intermediary. He sees and hears everything.
All Glory to Allah

you should be saying in mosques scattered around the world. Hypocrites, you ppl have never for once practice peace.

mekkgfx33:
But when will this end?

it cannot end in Nigeria.

This man is definitely suffering from some very bad lying disease.

Pauldollars:
The book lacks a good publisher and no editor.
The problem of "Hungry Authors" still persists in Nigeria.

Don't worry drag authors into this, drag the Igbo mentality and nauseating stinginess. The writer wrote that book, proof read it, typed it, design the cover and published it.

MasonKendall:
My number six is what your lineage will feed on. If time is money then you have no clock. Deal with it.

No wonder you don't have the smallest atom of sense but don't too worry, whenever we finish eating your number 6 we will dump you in the laterine where you belong. You so disoriented,

MasonKendall:
you wey no suppose dey laterine, you see post wey don long pass book of Leviticus, get mind quote am. Mr man stop embarrassing your lineage.

my lineages home and abroad are making As. As much as I hate vituprations, what does me quoting the so called epistle gat to do with you anyway? Talk is cheap mehn. Use your number 6.

MasonKendall:
If this week finish and you nor get sense, just forget about having sense for the rest of your life. How you go see epistle like this come quote am join? Just to show the entire NL that you are senseless or what?

Oh! Condom just came ti my mind. Your father should used one. You should be deep inside the laterine

Youngpo413:
Don't be a captain save a hoe.

If I can decide to get too close they will think I wanna fuk her myself. Funny thing was, the mum called a close friend of mine that she wants to seperate the girl from me. I was shocked.

Hassanmaye:
Legend

we need not crawl to that specie

KingZaddy:
THE TIMELINE OF A SLAYQUEEN
by Danny Walker

Was coming back from the fuel station; I made sure I looked everyone who walked passed me in the eyes, especially ladies. and then along came this girl I knew quite well although we were not the talking type and as she walked with a guy, in order to avoid eye contacts or greeting me, she laughed at the lame thing he said then looked away, I just smiled and walked passed with my black poly bag and five litre gallon.

Her type of life style ran cross my mind, she was the slay queen but in her early stage; I usually say that young girls do not understand what they are doing, they surely know what they are doing but do not understand it, many may not understand until experience makes them understand

For those who do not understand the meaning of slay queen, let me tell you how Google defines a slay queen...

A slay queen is a woman who wants to choke everyone else with how beautiful and cool she is.

Now allow me to define slay queen

A slay queen is a woman who believes strongly that the world revolves around their bum bum and as a consequence becomes resistant and defensive to facts and evidences that flaws this belief.



Slay queens and social media are like man and oxygen; their headquarters is Instagram then there is face book and twitter but unlike the devil roaming about seeking whom to destroy they are busy seeking attention of promiscuous men although also seeking the destinies of men to destroy.

They are the latest spices of women in town

They are not limited to social media, as a matter of fact; social media is the platform where they advertise their goods and services (I believe you know what I mean)



Various times I have tried hitting off a conversation with slay queens, I began to feel pity for myself; their English don’t usually match their makeup polished face, their command of English is epileptic... they find it difficult to use impressive words and they end up punctuating their sentences with more than enough “As in”, “Oh my God” and “Duh”...

Talking about them can drain ones energy but quickly I will help you understand the timeline of a slay queen and their miserable life at old age if they fail to change









SLAY PRINCESS (Stage 1)

It usually starts from age 14 but the ones with stronger liver start at 12 or 13. At this stage they start with face book, you will see them so eager to own a face book account and once they do, it begins to look like early stage of madness; they start by posting a photo of their face that has gone through the tortures and furnace of photo grid crowned with the usual vegetable on their head, the next things is that they come up with posts about fake friends that they themselves don’t know backed up with pictures of them showing you the size of their growing hips and back side. They usually don’t mind borrowing clothes just to take pictures for Facebook posts; it gives them satisfaction than food

No one has enough joy than a slay queen who gets 100 likes for the first time, their inbox is choked with messages from boys and men; I remember one time I held the phone of a slay queen, her face book was right in my face and I was shocked to see over 250 messages , over 700 notifications... I just weak.

Things like that give them joy...

Their next plan is attending every praise vigil in town where they can find the attention of guys; their targets are usually, instrumentalists, back bench boys and cute male singers. They usually forbid prayer vigils and churches that dress like the mother of Jesus. Also, the way they get attracted to yahoo boys and thugs is beyond me.



SLAY QUEEN (Stage Two)

Usually 20-35, they are usually almost not without makeup, they don’t want to be caught off guard so they don’t mind sleeping with makeup. They would rather stay hungry than be without makeup, it becomes their oxygen. If you are smart enough to catch them off guard, you wouldn’t mind preaching to people that king Kong is real...

At this stage church is too boring, they now spend almost every night in hotels and clubs, drinking, smoking shisha like a patient on oxygen support, as well as receiving different sizes of dicks to the point that it begins to taste like breakfast.

At this stage she has advanced to twitter and Instagram and now runs a premium account, they tell you Facebook is for kids like us.

On Sunday they go to church and thank him for the success in their hustle, God being so merciful tell them “you are welcome”. They go online on Sunday and post bible verses that they themselves don’t know what it says, verses that cannot even be related to the Sunday, you see posts like “#Slaybae... blessed Sunday... genesis 14v3”... “#Slaybitch... small girl with big God... Jonah 1v6”... when will you girlsd have sense?

On Sunday night, for God’s sake they will reduce the number of dicks for the night and pile them up for tomorrow Monday and you see the Mumu come online and post on Sunday night “Will be very busy tomorrow, no messages please”...

At about 28-30 and above, they start losing their sanity and start making posts like “I love black cucumbers”, “I want to have sex with the first cute guy that comments”, “White dicks are the best” “I am tired of dicks I want cucumber” and they back up the posts with nudes; all for attention... signs that they have received dicks beyond limits and their brain is experiencing maximum damages.

Their type of husband standard is insanely high; it baffles me how they have the guts to ask God for a God-fearing husband who is rich and handsome and earns at least 3million and rides Benz...

What I love most is that as time begins to tell on them; they are forced to reduce their standards slowly. Some even become baby mamas (New title). Single motherhood begins; I can very much imagine the life of a child raised by a slay queen... SMH



SLAY MAMA (Stage three)

I love this stage most... at this stage they are ready to marry anything in trousers that looks like a man.

This stage usually starts from 36/37-50.

These ones are usually very bitter, nothing in life excites them again, nothing funny to them; not friends, not dicks, not drinks, not clubbing, nothing at all, they now become their own worst enemy because they now know that evening newspaper is more useful than they are.

At this stage I usually like to dedicate a song to their boobs; now everybody sing after me:

“Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall”

“Humpty Dumpty Had a great fall”

“And all the Slay queen and their big gods could not put humpty Dumpty together again”...

Their big back side is now full of wrinkles and stretch marks that look like the lightening from Thor’s hammer... nothing to slay again...

Some will travel to Italy and start transporting younger girls to Italy for prostitution; frustration will make some join baby factory business...

They usually don’t have eyebrows anymore at this stage because they have shaved the whole generations of eye brows, the remaining ones inside will now decide to start growing inside instead of outside and at this critical stage they begin to look like boxing champions that have received enough blows to the eye brow, their faces like Mayweather and Mike Tyson...

SLAYED MAMA (Final Stop)

Many don’t usually live above 50 because they consequences of their miserable life would have ended them. As for those who live on, some begin to give motherly advice and join women empowerment

Some others will now run to church out of frustration, they now become prayer warriors, some will even join Good women choir, sanitation, ushers, all in the hope that God will repair their lives... abeg, where God won start from

Anyway, in conclusion, I dedicate this song ‘’Ordinary People” by Cohbam to all the Slay Queens out there...

Let us have a world of ordinary people, living life the way god wants us to

And if we have a world of ordinary people, extraordinary things will happen through me and you...

*drops pen and sips zobo*...


https://godhow.blogs pot.com/2021/05/timeline-of-slayqueen-funny.html

the "slayed mama" part was bomb. It was cracking. I am one small girl that I cared about sooo much but bros she is worst than the submission in this write-up. She not even 19 yet. Her life sometimes bring me to secret tears. I wanna help at the same time I don't want my reputation battered. Mehn this girl is pretty.

Pepper them. Una neva c anything. Chelsea na una mate. 29th loading

Goooooooal. I 1 2

shepherd316:
You need training and reprogramming, you mistook my words of advice for insult, grow up kid

shit happens mehn. Everybody is on the edge. My apologies.